00:01È la stessa festa.
00:02È la stessa festa.
00:03È la stessa festa, no matter what table you're at.
00:05You okay?
00:05You got something brewing up here.
00:07This is where I'm sitting,
00:10so if you end up in the high teens,
00:12you know where to find me.
00:14Today will not suck.
00:16Hi.
00:17Hello, my God.
00:18I am Renzo.
00:19I've achieved puberty, and I'm in a rock band.
00:21I'm Walter, and I've also achieved puberty.
00:23I'm Francie Miller's first nanny.
00:25I can smell the toilets from here.
00:27That's how well we know the bride and groom.
00:29I'm Eloise.
00:31I got dumped by Francie's brother,
00:33the best man back there at table one.
00:35No kidding.
00:37This is a great table.
00:38It's a great one.
00:39No, it isn't.
00:40Yeah, it is.
00:41Nah, it isn't.
00:43We didn't think you'd be coming.
00:45You RSVP'd no, and then yes.
00:48An RSVP card that you barbecued.
00:50After two years, you break up with me over text?
00:52Good luck with your future endeavors?
00:55Were you firing me?
00:56Right here.
00:58Do you know what Francie's mother calls table 19?
01:00A table that should have known to send regrets,
01:02but not before sending something nice off the registry.
01:04What?
01:04The table that could disappear in the middle of the wedding
01:06and no one would even notice.
01:07A table of people they don't care about?
01:10The hell are we doing back here?
01:11Let's go.
01:13What if you came here for a different reason today?
01:17What if you went away with something better?
01:23Do you ever have that kind of day where the things that come so easily to everyone else just seem
01:27so elusive?
01:33No.
01:34Yeah, me neither.
01:36I come to you asking for Megan Ann's hand in this dance.
01:39And the rest of her body along with that hand.
01:41This is not gonna happen.
01:43So you could just stand awkwardly in front of another table.
01:46It was lovely dancing with you.
01:48How did I not just get kissed?
01:50It happens more often than you think.
02:00You are Romeo and Juliet and we all wish you the same happy ending.
02:09I will give you $20 if you stand up right now.
02:13Alright.
02:15What?
02:16Honey.
02:17Oh.
02:18How long have you worked here?
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