00:01My name is David Gant.
00:03I always felt I was destined for a life of adventure.
00:08It didn't quite pan out that way.
00:10There he is, the man of your dreams.
00:13It's like you're marrying both of us, David.
00:15Me and Mama.
00:18Don't move, don't speak, even whisper.
00:22Then one day, I met Miss Kelly Campbell.
00:24What would you do with a million dollars?
00:26Probably start my own business.
00:28Maybe be a bounty hunter.
00:29Nice.
00:30You don't put a cap in their ass.
00:31Ow!
00:32Oh, that burns!
00:33Oh, my gosh, David, let me see.
00:34Oh, God!
00:35I think that bullet just went straight between your cheeks.
00:37Yeah, it feels like it just grazed my biscuits right there and betwixt them.
00:42Kelly tells me you all work together over at Loomis.
00:45That strikes me as an incredible opportunity.
00:50You're talking about robbing a bank.
00:52How hard can it be?
00:54You load up a truck.
00:56How much is it?
00:57And you drive away.
01:05Woo!
01:06Police are calling it one of the largest cash heists ever.
01:0917 million missions.
01:11Authorities are now searching for this man.
01:13Look at him.
01:13Look like Kenny Rogers and Kenny Loggins had a love job.
01:17And then Kenny G, he just showed up to the birthday party, started playing the flute,
01:20and messed this boy up.
01:22Let's blow a zillion, zillion, baby.
01:25It's time to cut David Gant from the team.
01:27We can't do this.
01:28This is wrong.
01:30So, who y'all want me to kill?
01:31Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:33Not now.
01:33Not in front of.
01:34Is it one of them?
01:36No.
01:36Boys go upstairs right now.
01:37See y'all in a little bit.
01:38I'll spend it all a little bit.
01:40I'll get a little bit.
01:42Right out.
01:43Right out.
01:43Get me out.
01:45Hey, James.
01:46I got it.
01:48Abracadabra.
01:49I got the magic.
01:50I hope you can do it.
01:52See, Chambers, you double-crossed me.
01:54David?
01:55Yeah, I'm right here, Sugarbush, okay?
01:56Don't worry about a thing.
01:59Oh!
02:00Lord, that's a cheap door.
02:01You gotta give me a three-count next time.
02:06Brace your boobies.
02:07What?
02:07Sometimes the only way out is through.
02:12Don't get there!
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