00:00According to this study, if I was doing less laundry and less dishes, we would be having more sex.
00:05It's not our fault if you feel emasculated.
00:07Exactly.
00:08But you're saying that the women are less likely to want to fuck the guy if they're making more money.
00:13Bam!
00:14No.
00:14Okay.
00:14I want your body.
00:16You want to set up a Tinder account?
00:17For what purpose?
00:18We're like a sexy couple.
00:21Seeking another woman.
00:24Dance with me.
00:25Dance with me.
00:27Do you know how many people end up missing the one because they're texting?
00:31Do you want to take your coat off and stay a while?
00:33No, I don't.
00:34I think I'm okay with my coat on.
00:35Oh, no.
00:38I want you to think of my vagina as a beautiful, sexy thing.
00:41You made that with your dick.
00:42I sure did.
00:43There is his.
00:44That's his.
00:45He's got your little baby dick, too.
00:48See, senorita.
00:51Oh, my God.
00:52I don't think I can move.
00:55We're 15 years in a relationship.
00:57His cock doesn't get rock hard.
00:59You say we're done, and it doesn't feel that way to me.
01:03It's got to be about more than that.
01:05If I don't want to fuck you, there's something else missing.
01:07Yes.
01:08Hi there.
01:09Mr. Hand.
01:10This is the noise you're doing.
01:11First of all, I'm a construction worker, right?
01:14So why am I fixing your sink?
01:16Tell me what you want, what you want, what you want.
01:20Tell me what you want, what you want, what you want.
01:24I've been on four dates.
01:26Two were bar dates.
01:27Two were coffee dates.
01:28And?
01:29The two bar dates, I slept with them.
01:30That's the difference between coffee and vodka.
01:33Tell me what you want, what you want, what you want.
01:37Tell me what you want.
01:39Grazie a tutti.
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