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00:10Come on, 3PO. You need to keep up.
00:16We're doomed.
00:17We're not doomed, 3PO. Why's there always doom with you?
00:21There'll be no escape for the princess this time.
00:23Is there a single shred of optimism in your programming?
00:27Yes, I'm ready.
00:28Just stick it in my face, right under my eyeball.
00:33R2D2, where are you?
00:35Download complete.
00:36Thank you for trusting me with such an important task, Your Highness.
00:39I'll get this into the right hands.
00:42Let's get out of here.
00:43Hey, you're not permitted in there. It's restricted.
00:46You'll be deactivated for sure.
00:47Not if I bypass the code, you mindless philosopher.
00:50Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight blob of grease?
00:53Now come out before somebody sees you.
00:54Either help me with my secret mission to deliver these plans,
00:57or go to the spice mines.
00:59Secret mission? What plans?
01:01What are you talking about? I'm not getting in bed.
01:05Okay, have fun.
01:07How did we get into this mess?
01:10I really don't know how.
01:13We seem to be made to suffer.
01:15You were made to complain.
01:16What a desolate place this is.
01:18Look on the bright side. There's no one shooting at us.
01:21Come on, this way.
01:22Well, I'm not going that way.
01:25It's much too rocky.
01:28This way is much easier.
01:29There are nearby settlements in this direction.
01:31What makes you think there are settlements over there?
01:34Well, I'm picking up a large gathering of Type 3 biosignatures, and...
01:38Don't get technical with me.
01:39I've got a mission.
01:41What mission? What are you talking about?
01:42You know what your problem is, 3PO?
01:44You don't listen.
01:45I've just about had enough of you.
01:48Go that way.
01:49You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile.
01:52Ow!
01:53And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help, because you won't get it.
01:563PO, you're making a really big mistake.
02:02Okay, have it your way.
02:08Come on!
02:09It will be an adventure.
02:11No more adventures.
02:12I'm not going that way.
02:15All right, more adventure for me, I suppose.
02:20More adventure for me.
02:263PO has no idea what he's talking about.
02:28Look how smooth this path is.
02:30This isn't rocky at all.
02:37Um.
02:39Hello?
02:40Is someone there?
02:44Okay, this is bad.
02:48I wish my rocket booster still worked.
02:50I'd fly right to Obi-Wan's house.
02:54Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
02:56Everything is fine.
02:58Nothing is wrong here.
03:00Take it off!
03:00Ah!
03:01Please don't hurt me!
03:02Too much energy!
03:05Good night.
03:12What?
03:13Whoa.
03:14Where am I?
03:16Oh, boy.
03:18I get it.
03:20Black Market droid-napping ring.
03:22Oh.
03:23You can call me Luke.
03:24I see, Sir Luke.
03:27Just Luke.
03:28Oh, and I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations.
03:33And I'm R2-D2.
03:34Hello.
03:35Hello, Luke.
03:37Were you on a star cruiser?
03:39Uh-oh!
03:40Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
03:42What's this?
03:43Um, what is what?
03:45What is what? He asked you a question. What is that?
03:48Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
03:51Oh, this? It's nothing. Just a malfunction or some old data.
03:55Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
03:57Who is she?
03:58She's beautiful.
04:00She's no one. Just a passenger on our old ship.
04:04Is there any more to this recording?
04:06Nope. Just this short loop.
04:08Behave yourself, R2. You're going to get us into trouble.
04:11It's alright. You can trust him. He's our new master.
04:14He's not my master.
04:15This is a message for Obi-Wan Kenobi, my true master.
04:18Quite frankly, Sir, I don't know what he's talking about.
04:20Our last master was Captain Antilles.
04:23But with all we've been through, this little R2 unit has become a bit eccentric.
04:27Eccentric?
04:28Obi-Wan Kenobi. I wonder if he means old Ben Kenobi.
04:31I beg your pardon, Sir, but do you know what he's talking about?
04:33Well, I don't know anyone named Obi-Wan, but...
04:37old Ben lives out beyond the Dune Sea.
04:39He's kind of a strange old hermit.
04:41Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
04:42I don't know who she is.
04:43You're my only hope.
04:44Sounds like she's in trouble. I better play back the whole thing.
04:47Wait! Uh, you might be able to play back the whole message if you, um, remove this frustrating bolt.
04:55Oh, yeah, well...
04:57I guess you're too, uh, small to run away on me if I take this off.
05:01Yes, exactly.
05:05There you go.
05:08Wait a minute, where'd she go? Bring her back. Play back the entire message.
05:11What message?
05:12What message?
05:13Ow!
05:14The one you've just been playing. The one you're carrying inside your rusty innards.
05:18Luke! Luke!
05:20Alright, I'll be right there, Aunt Beru.
05:22I'm sorry, sir, but he appears to have picked up a slight flutter.
05:26Here, see what you can do with him. I'll be right back.
05:303PO, you're gonna blow this whole thing. Do you have any idea what's at stake here?
05:34We don't know if we can trust this guy. The Empire could get here any minute, and I'm really starting
05:38to dislike you.
05:39I don't like you either.
05:41Good.
05:42Hey, whoa, just where do you think you're going?
05:44I told you, I need to find Obi-Wan Kenobi.
05:47Master Luke is your rightful owner now. We'll have no more of this Obi-Wan Kenobi gibberish.
05:51Are you serious right now?
05:52And don't talk to me of your mission either. You're fortunate he doesn't blast you into a million pieces right
05:56here.
05:57No, it's alright.
05:58Guys! Shut up.
06:00What's wrong with him now?
06:01I'm picking up several life forms. Type 4 biosignatures east of us.
06:06Sand people.
06:07Uh-oh.
06:14Oh no. They couldn't see me out in the open like this. I wish I had more rock to hide
06:19behind.
06:21Psst.
06:24Psst.
06:25Hey, Luke. Wake up.
06:29Luke!
06:29Luke!
06:31This is bad.
06:41Uh-oh. What now?
06:48Luke! Get up!
07:00Hey! What are you doing over there?
07:07Hello there.
07:09Um, hello.
07:11Come here my little friend. Don't be afraid.
07:15How's Luke? Is he okay?
07:17Oh, don't worry. He'll be alright.
07:25Rest easy son. You've had a busy day. You're fortunate to be all in one piece.
07:34Ben?
07:36Ben Kenobi?
07:38Ben Kenobi?
07:40Tell me young Luke. What brings you out this far?
07:44This little droid.
07:46I'm looking for Obi-Wan Kenobi. Do you know him?
07:48Is he a relative of yours? Do you know who he's talking about?
07:55Obi-Wan Kenobi?
07:59Obi-Wan Kenobi.
08:02Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
08:06A long time.
08:09I think my uncle knows him.
08:11He said he was dead.
08:13Oh, he's not dead.
08:14Not yet.
08:16Well, you know him.
08:17Well, of course I know him.
08:19He's me.
08:21Thank the maker. It is you.
08:24I haven't gone by the name of Obi-Wan since all before you were born.
08:29Well then, the droid does belong here.
08:31Don't seem to remember ever owning a droid?
08:33Oh no. You don't remember?
08:37Wait, you seriously don't remember me?
08:40After everything we've been through?
08:43The arena on Geonosis?
08:45The daring raid on General Grief's ship to rescue Chancellor Palpatine?
08:50What about the time we first met?
08:52When I repaired Queen Amidala Starcruiser just in time to escape the Trade Federation blockade?
08:56None of this rings a bell to you?
08:59You fought in the Clone Wars?
09:01Yes. I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your father.
09:05Oh, now you remember.
09:07Luke, this guy isn't who he claims to be.
09:10Get in and shut the door, 3PO.
09:15Alright, check this side of the street.
09:21Door's locked. Move on to the next one.
09:24Wow. I can't believe that worked. That is just gross incompetence.
09:30How James 2 stands position?
09:33Your move.
09:40Now be careful, R2.
09:42Oh yeah? Watch this.
09:45Sadler takes Strider.
09:47You took the bait. Hook, line and sinker.
09:51He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
09:54I don't have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookie.
09:57But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
09:59It's because a droid don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose.
10:04Wookie's are known to do that.
10:08I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2.
10:11Oh yeah? What's that?
10:13Let the Wookie win.
10:14What, him? I'm not afraid of this guy. Bring it, Fearback.
10:18We found the computer outlet, sir.
10:20Plug in. He should be able to interpret the entire Imperial network.
10:23Got it.
10:26This is my speciality.
10:31Come on.
10:33My stomach.
10:37It hurts.
10:40All this excitement has overrun the circuits in my counterpart here.
10:44If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance.
10:47All right.
10:48Okay, bye.
10:53Where could they be?
10:54Still can't find them.
10:55We tried calling them on comlink, right?
10:57The comlink?
10:58Oh my!
10:59I forgot. I turned it off.
11:00Free P.O. You're an embarrassment.
11:06No!
11:12No!
11:12Obi-Wan.
11:13My old friend and only true master.
11:16He may not have remembered me, but I'll never forget him.
11:22Luke, I...
11:23I feel like this is my fault.
11:27We have no time for our SARS, Commander.
11:29You must use the information in this R2 unit to help plan the attack.
11:32It's our only hope.
11:37I'll take it from here.
11:37Thanks, Jim.
11:38I'll take it from here.
11:41Someone should really look into some kind of electronic mail-in system capable of sending large data files from one
11:47location to another.
11:49Droid delivery is unreliable for so many reasons.
11:53This R2 unit of yours seems a bit beat up.
11:56You want a new one?
11:56Excuse me?
11:57Not on your life.
11:58That little droid and I have been through a lot together.
12:00You okay, R2?
12:01Couldn't be better.
12:02Master Luke.
12:03Good.
12:05Hang on tight, R2.
12:06You've got to come back.
12:07I'm a soldier, 3PO.
12:09I'll either come back alive or on my shield.
12:12You wouldn't want my life to get boring, would you?
12:15You're good people, 3PO.
12:20All wings report in.
12:21Red 10 standing by.
12:22Red 7 standing by.
12:23Red 3 standing by.
12:24Red 6 standing by.
12:26Red 9 standing by.
12:27Red 2 standing by.
12:28Red 11 standing by.
12:30Red 5 standing by.
12:31R2 standing by.
12:39Red 11 standing by.
12:40Red 11 standing by.
12:42Red 11 standing by.
12:44Red 11 standing by.
12:46Red 11 standing by.
12:51Red 11 standing by.
12:53Red 11 standing by.
12:53Red 11 standing by.
12:53Red 11 standing by.
12:55Red 11 standing by.
12:58Red 11 standing by.
12:59Red 11 standing by.
13:00Red 11 standing by.
13:00Red 11 standing by.
13:01Red 11 standing by.
13:01Red 11 standing by.
13:02Red 11 standing by.
13:02I told you, one way or another, I'd be back.
13:08You must repair him. Sir, if any of my circuits or gears will help, I'd gladly donate, though he'll be
13:13all right.
13:17Looking good, Luke! That's my boy! I'm so happy, I feel like dancing. Watch this!
13:24Look at me! I'm dancing!
13:29Sorry, I'm just so proud!
13:48I'm singing!
13:51Well, Luke is the one that he becomes a giant rock.
13:52Bye-bye!
13:52Bye-bye!
13:52Bye-bye!
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