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00:30The servants prepare for a dazzling season of top-notch entertainment.
00:34But the story of the Baudelaire orphans is so upsetting and so utterly unnerving
00:39that the entire crew is suffering from low morale,
00:42a phrase which here means,
00:43currently under medical observation for melancholia, ennui, and acute wistfulness.
00:48Joy, joy, happiness, my fortune's about to change.
00:53Almost everyone.
00:55So please, don't make the same mistake that Netflix has
01:00and look away before this dire tale is even filmed
01:02and avoid the cruel whimsy and whimsical cruelty of what's to come.
01:27Thank you.
01:28Matthew
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