00:03a lot of people say that Trump is a clown
00:06he won't be when he's president
00:08if this is in the indication of how Mr. Trump's gonna do
00:12it's gonna be a landslide for Trump
00:14I think he's gonna be close
00:16and I think that Hillary's going to have dead people vote
00:20around here I anger nobody for Clinton
00:23you know he didn't get it handed down to him
00:25like Hillary did from her parents
00:27Mr. President and Madam First Lady
00:32Michael Moore
00:39Michael Moore will perform a one-man show tonight
00:42I really wanted to invite people who are thinking of voting for Donald Trump
00:45as a gesture of goodwill
00:47the ushers asked Mexican-Americans
00:49if they would sit in a special Mexican section
00:51production assistants will be building a symbolic wall around them in the balcony
00:55she said she's from Guatemala
00:56close enough
00:57I'll say three things nice about George W. Bush
01:00whoa
01:01we're all Americans right
01:02I know there's a rule
01:03don't agree with Michael Moore on anything
01:05but
01:06women generally don't shoot you
01:09unless you deserve it
01:11out comes Beyonce and 500 women
01:14wait that's our game
01:15what's she doing here
01:17send in the next congressman
01:19the rest of Europe
01:21they're like bye Felicia
01:23you can say something nice about everybody
01:25except Hitler and Matt Lauer
01:27who doesn't like the supreme court's decision on gay marriage
01:30then don't get gay married
01:32well I think that Hillary Clinton's a hell of a good woman
01:35a millionaire has the same number of votes as the person without a job
01:39Donald J. Trump was sworn in today as the 45th president of the United States
01:44he is the human Molotov cocktail that they can legally throw
01:47if you elect me president
01:49there will be one charge court for all devices
01:56well I just left Michael and he's a good man
01:58yeah
01:59he's a good man he's done a good job
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