00:04Steve Martin and Michael Caine are competitors
00:06in the Riviera's most profitable business
00:09but with very different stockpices.
00:12Do you have any idea what it feels like to take a woman for 20 bucks?
00:16No, I haven't. I'm afraid it's a little out of my class.
00:19Can two con men survive in a town really made for one?
00:23Really?
00:24We find a woman, set a price,
00:26and the first man to extract the correct amount from her wins.
00:31Wish me luck.
00:32Let the contest begin.
00:34If I lose, I'll leave.
00:36If I win, you leave.
00:38To prove once and for all who is the dirtiest,
00:42the rottenest,
00:44the sleaziest,
00:48the sneakiest,
00:51the phoniest,
00:52the trickiest,
00:55Don't you ever have an emotion
00:56that originates above the waist?
00:59No!
00:59The all-time champion of dirty, rotten scowls.
01:04Surely it was no much for you.
01:06I'm younger than you,
01:07better looking than you,
01:09thinner than you.
01:10Know your limitations.
01:12You are a moron.
01:13Steve Martin is the man no woman can resist.
01:16Eat your food.
01:17Excuse me.
01:19May I go to the bathroom first?
01:21Of course you may.
01:26Thank you.
01:27And Michael Caine is...
01:29Lawrence Jameson.
01:31Chips O'Toole.
01:32Dr. Emil Schaffhausen.
01:36And they're both
01:37dirty, rotten scoundrels.
01:39Shh.
01:40Do you want the whole world to know?
01:42Dirty, rotten scoundrels.
01:44You mustn't turn your back on them
01:46for a second.
01:47Ah!
01:47Grazie a tutti.
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