00:00Okay, before we get into the pitch, I'll say we were in Groundlings together, we're writer-performers, we have this
00:04idea.
00:05We should mention Melissa.
00:07We shouldn't talk about Melissa. We don't have Melissa. Melissa's not here, let's not talk about Melissa.
00:11We get pitches like this all the time. Without a star attached, it's just not a great fit.
00:16But it was really nice to meet you guys, you know.
00:18Melissa McCarthy wants to play the president.
00:20Wait, wait, wait, wait. You guys, you guys, that is so interesting.
00:25Isn't that?
00:26Yeah.
00:28Trying to get a celebrity attached, trying to help sell it.
00:30This way, Melissa will just sort of be naturally tricked into doing it.
00:34Tricked?
00:35I like the scheme.
00:36Scheme?
00:37Do you hear yourself?
00:38Can you get your contact information so we can send you a script?
00:41Oh, absolutely. Do you have a pen?
00:43Do you have a pen?
00:43Yes.
00:44Do you have a pen?
00:45Wait, let me just start.
00:46Are you pitching me a movie right now?
00:47Huh?
00:48Yeah.
00:48Why don't we wait for a timeout?
00:49No, it's written for you. It's great.
00:50Oh my God, Larry, stop that.
00:52Not in my house.
00:55Oh, God.
00:57All right, what's our next move?
01:00Guys, this is bad.
01:02Your careers are probably damaged beyond repair.
01:06Really?
01:06Yes.
01:07I mean, what weaselly, disgusting human beings?
01:12And these people are your friends?
01:13No, they're not.
01:14Especially not Larry.
01:14He's the worst one.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:16You, Larry, you don't have like a butthole face?
01:19The stinkiest, dusty, slightly open butthole.
01:26I wish we'd never ridden Mr. Forsythe.
01:28It did nothing but make people mad at us.
01:30We tried to make everything better, and of course we made everything worse.
01:34I got you.
01:34I got you.
01:35Free!
01:35Oh my God, Melissa, we thought you were mad at us.
01:38Shut up.
01:39You shot your big tooth, big bushy browed face.
01:43God, you've got a dumb face.
01:46My name is no, my sign is no, my number is no, you need to let it go.
01:51Do you know who I am?
01:52I'm Melissa McF*** McCarthy.
01:54You are nobody's, right?
01:58You need to let it go.
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