00:00A joined vento in Stark Industries and the government, the Department of Damage Control, will oversee collection of alien and
00:05exotic materials.
00:06Experts estimate there are over 1,500 tons of exotic materials scattered through the tri-state area.
00:11Hey chick, we still have another from yesterday. We're supposed to turn this in, right?
00:14I ain't hauling it.
00:15It's too bad. Could have made some cool stuff from all that in junk.
00:21That's it.
00:22Let's keep it.
00:25The world's changing.
00:30It's touch age two.
01:07What was that?
01:09Uh, nothing. Nothing.
01:11You're the Spider-Man. From YouTube.
01:14I'm not.
01:15You're on the ceiling.
01:16What was it? Ned, what are you doing in my room?
01:18You may let me in. You said we're going to finish a Death Star.
01:20She doesn't know.
01:21Nobody knows.
01:22I mean, Mr. Stark knows because he made my suit, but that's it.
01:24Was Tony Stark made you that?
01:27Are you an Avenger?
01:29Yeah, basically.
01:32Dude, you can't tell anybody about this. Gotta keep it a secret.
01:35A secret? Why?
01:36Because you know what she's like.
01:37If she finds out people try and kill me every single night, she's not gonna let me do this anymore.
01:40Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:42I'll level with you.
01:44I don't think I can give this a secret. This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.
01:46I can't believe this is happening right now.
01:49I gotta go.
01:50Hey, where are you going?
01:53What are you hiding, Peter?
01:56Peter?
01:57Peter?
02:04I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye.
02:13Finally, here we go.
02:15Good evening, Peter.
02:16You have 576 possible web shooter combinations.
02:20That is awesome.
02:24I can keep that suit?
02:26Yeah, doesn't fit me.
02:27When's our next retreat?
02:28What, next mission? We'll call you.
02:30All right?
02:31That's not a hug.
02:32I'm just grabbing the door for you.
02:33I'm not there yet.
02:34All right, kid.
02:35Good luck out there.
02:41Hey, Peter.
02:42You coming tonight?
02:42I can't tonight.
02:44I got the Stark internship.
02:46What's up, guys?
02:47Mr. Stark, here's my report for tonight.
02:49I stopped the Grand Theft bicycle.
02:51Hey, could you do me a favor? Hold on to that.
02:53Is this anybody's bike?
02:54Oh, I helped this old lady, and she bought me a churro. So, that was nice.
03:00I just feel like I could be doing more.
03:02Wait a minute. You guys aren't the real Avengers. Hulk gives it away.
03:06New move I'm working on?
03:08Not bad.
03:09Oh, God, this feels so strange.
03:16These weapons are crazy dangerous.
03:18Listen, Peter, there are people who handle this sort of thing.
03:21Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?
03:26Let go of me. Let go of me.
03:29Activating parachute.
03:33The world's changing, boys.
03:35It's time we change, too.
03:37This is my chance to prove myself.
03:39We have a Spanish quiz.
03:41You gotta get better at this part of the job.
03:43I don't understand.
03:45I'm intimidating.
03:47Oh, thank you.
03:50My friends aren't there.
03:57Hey, where are you going?
03:59What are you hiding, Peter?
04:03Yes, Spider-Man!
04:07I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye.
04:13There's a ton of other subsystems in here, but they're all disabled by the training wheels protocol.
04:18I'm sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.
04:21But you are a kid.
04:22Yeah, a kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.
04:30There's Captain America.
04:31There's Iron Man.
04:32Whoa, look at that new guy. Who's that?
04:34Hunter Roos!
04:35That's my cue. I gotta go.
04:37I was in a fight with Captain America, and I stole his shield, and I threw it at him.
04:40And I...
04:41What the hell? He's big now. I gotta go.
04:43It was the most amazing thing that's ever happened.
04:44So Mr. Stark was like, hey, Hunter Roos!
04:46And I just sort of flipped in.
04:47Hey, just a second!
04:49Coming!
04:53We have thin walls here.
04:57The rich and the powerful, they don't care about us.
05:01We have to pick up after them. We have to eat their table scraps.
05:04These alien bastards are tough.
05:06You gotta use the stuff they use.
05:08The world's changing.
05:09It's time we change, too.
05:11So what is our next retreat?
05:13What, next mission? We'll call you.
05:15Think of a little more mentoring.
05:16You could be a real asset to the team.
05:19That's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you.
05:21Oh, all right, kid.
05:22Good luck out there.
05:24Someone is collecting stuff from Avengers battles.
05:27And building these crazy weapons.
05:29This is my chance to prove myself.
05:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
05:37No!
05:39No!
05:44What if somebody had died to him?
05:45Different story, right?
05:47Because that's on you.
05:48I wanted you to be better.
05:51Eight years without any trouble from those bozos up in Stark Tower.
05:55Then this old bastard in Red Tite shows up.
05:58He thinks he can tear down everything I built.
06:02I've got a plane full of brand new Avengers weaponry to load up.
06:05We're going to put them out of business.
06:07We're going to take everything they've got.
06:15You're not going to stop me.
06:22Do you know him, too?
06:24Yeah.
06:24I stole his shield.
06:25We're going to take everything we've got.
06:27We're going to take everything we've got.
06:42We're going to take everything we've got.
06:42We're going to take everything we've got.
06:42We're going to take everything we've got.
06:42Grazie a tutti.
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