00:00What is happening?
00:01Are we waiting for this truck to unload?
00:03I'm out of drive, you stupid motherfucker!
00:06I'm begging you not to...
00:07Hey! Don't talk to my husband like that!
00:09You come over here and you say that to my face!
00:11Hey! Fuck you!
00:13Oh, fuck you!
00:16What's going on with you?
00:17I think I'm just anxious, you know, to see everybody.
00:20What? With our friends?
00:22Last week, we were adults.
00:24People removed here, turned 19 again.
00:26It's a reunion! The friend group is back!
00:30I know you love your college friends, but every time you get together with them,
00:32you all become a bunch of little bitches.
00:34You remember Felix, my partner?
00:38So loud.
00:40We've got like 20 years of grievances built up.
00:43It all just gets so competitive.
00:46What?
00:48You don't have to grunt every time you hit the ball.
00:51I don't even hear myself, I'm just so kind of...
00:53Really? It sounds like you're taking a shit!
00:54I've been here 10 minutes, you've taken 3,000 shits!
00:57Nah, that's not what it sounds like when I poop.
01:01I love my life.
01:02I just wonder what would happen if it was blown to smithereens
01:05and I got to start all over again.
01:06So it has nothing to do with your affair?
01:10It's a stupid college hookup.
01:12It never ended.
01:13Why do you insist on calling it an affair?
01:15Because you guys are married to other people
01:17and having sex with each other?
01:20This job!
01:21They're evil.
01:22You fucking cocksucker!
01:24Fuck you!
01:24So you went to Harvard.
01:25Yeah, that's weird.
01:26That happened on Harvard.
01:26Yeah.
01:27I went to Princeton.
01:29Right.
01:31How do you sleep with women that are half your age?
01:33It's soul crushing.
01:36Who could people?
01:37This part is going to be the fault!
01:39No!
01:40No!
01:41We are such bad people.
01:42Such bad people.
01:46Do you want to have a child?
01:48I don't know!
01:51I'm the type of person that has to have meaning in their life.
01:57There's two things that matter in this world, nipples and butts,
01:59and he's got all three.
02:06I want everyone to know that after a long talk with Max last night,
02:10I have decided to go ahead and try to like you.
02:15That is achievable!
02:16All right!
02:23What are you guys doing?
02:25Slow motion.
02:26Slow motion.
02:27Slow motion.
02:28It's really cool.
02:28Yeah.
02:29Blink slow.
02:30Yeah.
02:44Blink slow.
