00:05Il Settolino di Settolino
00:06may now hear from Jacob Lawson, Climate ISS chief coordinator.
00:11May the record reflect that he was nearly one hour late.
00:14Yeah, sorry about that. I literally had to fly in from outer space.
00:20Thanks to the system of satellites, natural disasters have become a thing of the past.
00:29We can control our weather
00:32Mr. President
00:33One of our thermospheric satellites malfunctioned over Afghanistan
00:37So your proposal is what?
00:39We shut down all satellites
00:41I don't need to remind all of you how many people died from catastrophic climate conditions
00:45Make sure there's no further incidents
00:47Are you going back up to space?
00:49I'm coming back
00:50I promise
00:52Have a safe trip sir
00:53Just don't touch anything
00:56Made a good start
01:00This is Mr. Jake Lawson
01:02The Jake Lawson?
01:04You look much older than I would have thought
01:06I mean you look good
01:10Am I getting fired?
01:12My access has been blocked
01:14So satellite has a bad car and that happens
01:17I'm not a satellite
01:19All of them
01:21This wasn't a malfunction
01:22It was intentional
01:26There's potential for catastrophic weather events on a global scale
01:31A geostorm
01:34We have to shut the system down
01:40The only one who has the kill codes is the president
01:43I need your help
01:44You're soliciting a secret service agent
01:48Seriously?
01:49We're kidnapping the president in a self-driving cab
01:56Jake, if you can't stop it
01:58No, I can't
02:01Three
02:03Two
02:05One
02:06Come on, baby
02:13You realize you're committing treason?
02:15Oh yeah, I kidnapped the president
02:16I've stolen state secrets
02:18Yeah, anything I'm forgetting, honey?
02:20Honey?
02:22Hold on!
02:24Oh!
02:26Oh!
02:29Oh!
02:29Oh!
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