00:00Let's do it, guys.
00:01Ok, go.
00:0253, butthole take one.
00:04Oh!
00:04Oh!
00:07Calm down.
00:09Nailed it.
00:15Want to give me that one more time?
00:17Let's try again.
00:18Should we do that again?
00:20Ok.
00:20Let me do that again.
00:21Let me take that again.
00:22Sorry, we need to do this one.
00:24Let me do that again.
00:26Let me do that again.
00:27Don't get lost.
00:38I wish I could.
00:42Have a baby shower.
00:43What are your thoughts?
00:45Come here, floof.
00:46Go method, doggy.
00:48Carrot.
00:48Carrot.
00:49Concentrate.
00:50Carrot.
00:50Concentrate, please.
00:53Of course.
00:54You can push pets over.
00:55Yeah!
01:01ok
01:03b marker
01:04hi papi
01:08you have some explaining to do
01:10i have veronica
01:12here she is not happy
01:19disappointed
01:20as if they don't always
01:23desperate times
01:25call for desperate and
01:27somewhat tragic measures
01:28bastard
01:30how'd you like that slap
01:43are you coming or not man
01:46oh
01:46oh
01:48holy
01:48oh my bad
01:50oh
01:51oh
01:55so great
01:59and reset it
02:01let's do that again
02:03yeah
02:06Sì!
02:11Come on!
02:15On what? Dancer, ballet dancer, kick the furniture over!
02:20SORRY!
02:21Ganna hit me again?
02:30Ok, can you have a line after that?
02:31What?
02:33Epic.
02:34Epic?
02:35No.
02:36It's gonna be epic.
02:38Obviously, Riverdale!
02:40Riverdale!
02:49People will look back at this as the exact moment that last bit of Riverdale's innocence finally died.
02:56Help, please! Someone help me, my dad!
02:59Granny!
03:00What happened to him?
03:01He was shot.
03:03Arch?
03:04Oh my god.
03:06He came out of the bathroom and there was this man wearing this hood with a gun on Pop Tate
03:10and then he pointed it at my dad and fired him.
03:12And then he...
03:13And then he what?
03:15For a moment it looked like you were about to say something about the hood guy and you reconsidered.
03:19Really?
03:19Part of what makes you so endearing is your utter lack of a poker face.
03:23Me and my dad were witnesses, Pop Tate too.
03:26What if he comes back?
03:27People have grudges.
03:28People have enemies.
03:30I mean, think of where we live.
03:31Fathers are killing our sons.
03:32It's entirely conceivable this was a hit.
03:35This man, his goal was something else.
03:38Darker.
03:41It's like the angel of death had come to Riverdale.
03:45Things are going to be different now, Mommy.
03:48Better.
03:51You'll see.
04:02See that button there?
04:04Yeah, if you click it, all your hopes and dreams will come true.
04:07Never miss new Riverdale videos from The CW again.
04:21The CW.
04:21The CW.