00:02Why would you entertain evil thoughts?
00:05I don't think this part applies to me.
00:07Shh.
00:07I'm only nine years old.
00:08Most evil lessons are till puberty.
00:12How about we lose the bow tie?
00:14Why?
00:15Look around, honey.
00:16No one else is wearing one.
00:17Perhaps I'll start a fad.
00:21Why can't we watch DuckTales?
00:23Because we don't learn anything.
00:25It's TV.
00:26We aren't supposed to learn.
00:30When we get home, I'm going to kick your little balls.
00:33You can't.
00:34They haven't descended yet.
00:35Mom?
00:36What?
00:37When should I be expecting my testicles?
00:39What is wrong with him?
00:41Nothing is wrong with him.
00:43Now turn around before I knock your lights out.
00:46Hello.
00:46And for the record, they descended when I was 15.
00:49Go play.
00:53There.
00:53I played.
00:58Hey!
00:58You're not going to make it in this school if you keep ratting people out.
01:02But they were breaking the grooming codes and the dress codes.
01:05I saw one boy with a t-shirt that said, bite me.
01:09Yeah, that's terrible.
01:11Did you ever wonder why we moved from Galveston to Medford?
01:14I tend to wonder about the bigger questions.
01:16Okay.
01:17Well, here's why.
01:18Your dad had a real good coaching job, and I saw some grown-ups breaking rules.
01:22And you told on them?
01:23You know what happened?
01:24Justice descended upon the rule breakers?
01:26I got fired, Shelton.
01:30Dad?
01:32Are you sad that you got fired?
01:35Mostly angry.
01:38But yeah.
01:41Maybe a little sad.
01:42Don't lose your love.
01:46All right.
01:47Let's take grace.
01:48Thank you, God, for this food we are about to receive, and for the nourishment of our bodies,
01:53and bless the hands that are prepared.
01:55Amen.
01:56Amen.
01:59That was the first time I held my father's hand.
02:02I wouldn't touch my brother's hand until 17 years later, thanks to the invention of Purell.
02:10Wherever I go, your foot can't follow.
02:17Gonna do the love.
02:17We'll be right back.
02:18I'll be right back.
02:18Wait?
02:18Bye.
02:19Bye.
02:19Bye.
02:19Bye.
02:20Bye.
02:20Bye.
02:21Grazie a tutti.
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