00:02Sì, non sono mai stessi stessi.
00:05Guardate questo.
00:07Ci sono alieni.
00:09Ci sono grandi, ragazzi, stessi stessi.
00:12Quando ero, ero, ero, ero, ero, i indiani.
00:16Noi, è nativo americano, ma...
00:20...e, no...
00:21...tell'you what, non è buono, non è buono, non è buono.
00:26No, sì.
00:27Sì, i ragazzi hanno un futuro.
00:30Sì, beh...
00:32Sì, credo.
00:58Sì...
00:59No, hey, ah,
01:00you can't sol through that stuff...
01:03These alien bastards are tough.
01:05You gotta use the stuff! They're used.
01:10Sì!
01:10All right!
01:14Oh hey!
01:16Glad you could join us, afternoon.
01:18Yeah, my alarm didn't go off.
01:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, your alarm.
01:21Look, just go spack that armor flitting like I asked!
01:23This is a huge deal for us!
01:25Attention, please, in accordance with Executive Order 396B,
01:30all post-battle cleanup operations are now under our jurisdiction.
01:34Thank you for your service. We'll take it from here.
01:36Who the hell are you? Qualified personnel.
01:39Look, I have a city contract to salvage all this, okay? With this city...
01:44I apologize, Mr. Toomes, but all salvage operations are now under our jurisdiction.
01:48Please turn over any and all exotic materials that you've collected, or you will be prosecuted.
01:54Ma'am, wait a minute.
01:55Look, please.
01:56Come here, Rita, come on.
02:00Look, I bought trucks for this, John.
02:03I brought in a whole new crew. These guys have a family. I have a family.
02:07I'm all in on this. I could lose my house.
02:10I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing I can do.
02:13Maybe next time don't overextend yourself.
02:17What'd you say?
02:20Yeah.
02:22He's right. I overextended myself.
02:26Put him down.
02:32If you have a grievance, you may take it up with my superiors.
02:36Your superiors? Who the hell are they?
02:38The joint venture between Stark Industries and the federal government, the Department of Damage Control, will oversee the collection and
02:44storage of alien and other exotic materials.
02:46So none of the assholes who made this mess are getting paid to clean it up?
02:50Yeah, it's all rigged.
02:52Experts estimate there are over 1,500 tons of exotic materials scattered throughout the tri-state area.
02:57Hey, Chief, we still have another load from yesterday. You're supposed to turn this in, right?
03:03I ain't hauling it.
03:04It's too bad. We could have made some pretty cool stuff from all that alien junk.
03:11I'll tell you what.
03:13Let's keep it.
03:16The world's changing.
03:22It's time we change, too.
03:47Yeah, you got it.
03:50I'm sorry.
03:51I'm sorry.
03:52I'm sorry.
04:10There you go Mason
04:16Business is good
04:51Business is good
04:58Business is good
04:58New York, Queens
05:00It's a rough bar over here, it's home
05:02Who are you talking to?
05:04No one, just making a little video of the trip
05:06You know you can't show it to anyone
05:08Yeah, I know
05:08Then why are you narrating in that voice?
05:11Uh, because it's fun
05:12Fine
05:14So, uh, why'd they call you happy?
05:18Come on, I'm not carrying your bags
05:20Let's go
05:22Hey, should I go to the bathroom before?
05:24There's a bathroom on it
05:25Whoa, no pilot, that's awesome
05:28Is that where you're gonna sit?
05:29Yeah
05:30Is this your first time on a private plane?
05:32First time on any plane
05:34Should I be making that noise?
05:45No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin
05:48Or what I'm doing
05:49Something about Captain America going crazy
05:53This is you
05:54Oh, we're neighbors?
05:55We're not roommates
05:56Suit up
05:57Okay, Peter, you got this
05:58You got this
05:59What the hell are you wearing?
06:01It's my suit
06:02Where's the case?
06:04What case?
06:04That's not my
06:05What?
06:05I thought that was a closet
06:06This is still my room
06:07Oh, please
06:07My room is way bigger than
06:09Oh, I found the case
06:10I found the case
06:10I found the case
06:12A minor upgrade
06:15Oh, my God
06:17Put it on
06:18What the
06:19This is the coolest thing I've ever seen
06:20Let's go
06:21Yeah, well, I don't understand
06:23Is it for me?
06:24Happy, happy, wait
06:26This is insane, insane
06:29Look at this thing
06:29Look, look at the eyes
06:31This is the greatest day of my life
06:32Let's go
06:32Okay
06:33Okay, there's Captain America
06:34Iron Man
06:35Black Widow
06:36Whoa, who's that new guy?
06:38That's me
06:39I gotta go, I gotta go
06:42Hey, everyone
06:45Okay, so the craziest thing just happened, right?
06:47I was in a fight with Captain America
06:48And I stole his shield
06:49And I threw it at him
06:50And I'm
06:51What the hell?
06:51He's big now
06:52I gotta go
06:52Hang on
06:56It was the most amazing thing
06:57This ever happened
06:58So Mr. Stark was like
06:59Hey, Unruz
06:59And I just sort of flipped in
07:01And I stole Captain America
07:02And I was like
07:02Hey, what's up, everybody?
07:03And then
07:03Hey, just a second
07:05Coming
07:08Hey
07:08Hey
07:09We have thin walls here
07:13What, are you doing a little video diary?
07:16Yeah
07:16It's alright
07:17I told him not to do it
07:19He was filming everything
07:20I'm going to wipe the chip
07:21Hey, hey, hey, hey
07:22You know what?
07:23We should actually
07:23We should make an alibi video
07:24For your aunt anyway
07:25You ready?
07:26An alibi?
07:27Yeah, get the frame
07:28Hey, May
07:29How you doing?
07:30What are you wearing?
07:30Something skimpy, I hope
07:33I think that's inappropriate
07:34Alright, let's start over
07:35You can edit it
07:36Three, two, one
07:37Hey, May
07:38Hey, my gosh
07:39I want to tell you
07:41What an incredible job
07:43Your nephew did
07:44This weekend
07:45At the Stark
07:46Internship retreat
07:48Everyone was impressed
07:50Come on
07:51It's a friggin' merge
07:52This is because
07:53You're not in Queens Boulevard
07:53See, Happy is
07:55Hoping to get bumped up
07:56To asset management
07:57He was for
07:58He had a security
07:58And before that
07:59He was just a driver
08:00It was a private conversation
08:02I don't like joking about this
08:03It was hard for me
08:04To talk to you
08:04No, seriously
08:05Was he snoring a bunch?
08:06Alright, here we are
08:06Run the line
08:07Whoops
08:10Happy, can you give us a moment?
08:12You want me to leave the car?
08:13Why don't you grab Peter's case
08:13Out of the trunk?
08:15If I can keep the suit?
08:17Yes, we were just talking about
08:21Do me a favor though
08:22Happy's kind of your point guy
08:23On this
08:24Don't stress him out
08:24Don't do anything stupid
08:26I've seen his cardiogram
08:28Alright?
08:29Yes
08:30Don't do anything I would do
08:31And definitely don't do anything
08:32I wouldn't do
08:33There's a
08:34There's a little gray area in there
08:35And that's where you operate
08:36What, does that mean
08:37That I'm an event?
08:38No
08:39Is it?
08:40Seventh floor
08:41I can take that up
08:42You don't have to take it
08:43You're gonna take it?
08:44Yeah, I can take that
08:45Thank you
08:47So when's
08:48When's our next step?
08:48When's our next
08:49Retreat, you know
08:50What, next mission?
08:51Yeah, the mission
08:52The missions
08:53We'll call you
08:54Did you have my numbers?
08:55No, I mean
08:55We'll call you
08:56Like someone will call you
08:58Oh
08:58Alright
08:59Film your team
09:01That's not a hug
09:01I'm just grabbing the door for you
09:02We're not
09:03We're not there yet
09:07Bye
09:13You're gonna call me
09:25And on
09:27The special
09:32We're not there yet
09:41Can I lie
09:42I'm telling you
09:43Absolutely
09:44Can contaminate
09:47Hello
09:47Bye
09:48Bye
09:51Bye
09:53Bye
09:53Bye
09:53Bye
09:59Grazie a tutti.
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