00:01Los Angeles, tutti vogliono essere star.
00:04Tu devi essere il meglio.
00:06E non dimenticare.
00:07Quando ci sono in fronte in fronte di persone,
00:09all'i posso pensare è,
00:10se stanno riusciti a me.
00:11Ma tu, man, tu sei fearless.
00:15Voglio sentire questo, anche.
00:16Non importa.
00:17Lo faccio.
00:19Tu e me?
00:20Abbiamo questo sogno.
00:22Sì, credo.
00:24E noi siamo famosi.
00:26E noi ci vediamo.
00:27Watch out, qui siamo!
00:28To be or not to be?
00:31Non sarà per te.
00:32Non in un milion anni.
00:34Ma dopo questo?
00:36In town, Greg.
00:38They don't want me.
00:39I wish we could just make our own movie.
00:41That's a great idea.
00:44So, there's this guy, Johnny.
00:46A true American hero.
00:47To be played by me.
00:49He has it all.
00:50Good luck.
00:51Many friends.
00:52And also, maybe Johnny is vampire.
00:54We'll see.
00:56This set of the alleyway looks exactly like the real alleyway.
00:59That's right.
01:00Well, why don't we just shoot in the real alleyway?
01:02Because it's a real Hollywood movie.
01:04No, yeah.
01:04Sounds good.
01:05Okay.
01:05Action.
01:06I did not hit her.
01:08I did not.
01:09Oh, hi, Mark.
01:10What the?
01:11It doesn't work if you're looking at the camera.
01:13And then this beautiful girl.
01:16Anything for my princess.
01:19She'd betray him.
01:21And then this guy, Johnny.
01:23He'd go crazy.
01:27Nobody respect my vision.
01:29You are a villain.
01:31I'd do this whole movie for you, Greg.
01:32You are tearing me apart, Lisa.
01:36Oh.
01:38Oh.
01:39Oh.
01:39Cut.
01:40Why are you cut, Sandy?
01:41This is great.
01:41This is real acting.
01:42If you're gonna writhe around with the dress,
01:44maybe do it before you shoot yourself in the head
01:45and blow your brains out.
01:46I disagree.
01:47You're really gonna make this thing?
01:49We are going together.
01:50Together.
01:55Tommy, this is not necessary.
01:57Very necessary.
01:59I need to show my ass to sell this movie.
02:01I think you're aiming a little bit.
02:02I aim what I aim.
02:03Just don't have seen.
02:04Why is he having sex with her belly button?
02:07He knows where her vagina is, right?
02:11Hi, doggie.
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