00:00Are you ready? Let's do it. One, two, three!
00:08Windows up! Drive it like you stole it.
00:10Put on the gas here to moan.
00:29Officer Ward, what happened?
00:32I got a dude in my car and the whole world is watching.
00:34Our nation's first Orchish police officer.
00:37I can't fuck up my pension.
00:38Hey, don't get me stabbed.
00:39Live Orch's always gotta be the bad guys.
00:47So that night, we responded to a 415 disturbance call.
00:51Immediately took fire.
00:53You all right? No holes?
00:54Only the ones I was born with are your holes.
00:58The fuck can you make a shootout awkward?
01:05It's a magic wand.
01:07This is like a nuclear weapon that grants wishes.
01:11And it just went really sideways from that point.
01:16There's only some magic strike.
01:18And kill.
01:24The devil is coming.
01:26We have to protect the wand.
01:29We have to protect the wand.
01:29So I need to know that you got my back.
01:31Are you a cop first or an orc first?
01:35It's time to end this.
01:36Fuck it. I wanna die.
01:37Let's do it.
01:38We're gonna titty bar gunfight die.
01:41That's how he had all my dreams turned to nightmares.
01:44I didn't lose it when I was right there.
01:47Now I'm so far that it feels like it's all gone to pieces.
01:50Tell me why the world never fights fair.
01:54Butterfingers.
01:55We were doing so good.
01:59Someone take me!
02:02Are we friends?
02:04I think we should spend our time just trying to survive this shit.
02:09If we do this...
02:12We'll be heroes forever.
02:20I need you to take your fat Shrek looking ass back the fuck home to Fiona.
02:26All right.
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