00:07Sì, sono i nostri amici, sono i nostri amici, sono i nostri amici, sono i nostri amici, sono i Hunter,
00:13sono i Lisa, sono i Giulia, sono i Mitchell, Kaila è un hero.
00:22Sì, sono i ragazzi, sono i ragazzi, sono i ragazzi, sono i ragazzi, sono i ragazzi, sono i ragazzi, sono
00:28i ragazzi, sono i ragazzi.
00:30Sì, high fives from now on, ok?
00:38Julie left her laptop open.
00:40You guys are snooping on our kids?
00:41No.
00:42We don't understand what they're saying, so it's not snooping.
00:44Oh my God, I love puzzles.
00:46Some about an eggplant.
00:48And teenage emoji, eggplants are dicks.
00:50Wait, what?
00:51All emojis have a secret meaning, so like trees are weed, and this thing is Yas Queen.
00:55Yas Queen.
00:58So she's gonna get roses, kiss, and then touch a dick eggplant.
01:02Look at all that drool coming out of the smiley face.
01:04That's jizz.
01:05Stand down.
01:06It is, look, it's coffee, but...
01:08This is a sex pact.
01:10They're planning on losing their virginity on prom night.
01:12Maybe it's not sex, and they're just saying, hey, you're okay with me.
01:15You're okay with me.
01:16Baby.
01:17Oh, I fucking knew it.
01:20Our girls are not thinking things through.
01:22I'm gonna stop them.
01:24I'm in.
01:25Let's cock block those motherfuckers.
01:29This is our last big night together.
01:31This pact is gonna make tonight even more perfect.
01:34They're getting away.
01:35WWVDD.
01:36What would Vin Diesel do?
01:43In times of crisis, your parents are known to have superhuman strength.
01:47I can do this.
01:48What the fuck?
01:53This is so messed up.
01:55Did your dad try to stop you when you wanted to lose your virginity?
01:58He's too busy high-fiving me.
02:03I'll do anything for my daughter.
02:04What about a little chugging contest?
02:06Bring it.
02:06Bring it for love.
02:08Wait, what?
02:08We're butt chugging.
02:09But I won't do that.
02:10You got this, dog.
02:12No, I'm tagging out.
02:12You're in.
02:13What?
02:13You put a baby.
02:14Everything's looser down there.
02:15I want a baby out of my butt.
02:17On the count of three.
02:19One.
02:19Go.
02:20Oh, not a fan.
02:21Butt chug.
02:22I am tripping so hard.
02:24I just had a vision.
02:25My dad was chugging beer.
02:26He was asshole.
02:28I can't do anymore.
02:29Pose, break.
02:30Pose, pose.
02:35Aspen.
02:35I would do anything for love.
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