00:00I'm Mark Hamill, and I'm Laura Dern, and I'm Daisy Ridley, Donald Gleeson, and John Boyega, Kelly Marie Tran, and
00:05we're doing the Wired Uncomplete Interview.
00:11We do all these boards? Let's do this.
00:16Do Jedi's get paid?
00:20No. No, they don't. No. No, they don't. Jedi's don't get paid. They do this to keep them balanced. Yeah.
00:26Do Jedi build their own lightsabers? Well, as a matter of fact,
00:30in the deleted scene that introduced me in Return of the Jedi, you saw him building his lightsaber.
00:37Do Jedi's live longer? I don't know that they can live longer. No.
00:42I mean, they're involved in battle a lot, so they're about to die early. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah,
00:46yeah.
00:46Do you have to be a Jedi to use a lightsaber? I say no. I hope not.
00:51No, I don't think so. I think anybody can use one. I like that.
00:56Do Jedi have to be celibate? I think so.
01:00Otherwise, I'd have a girlfriend by now. Do Jedi's wear underwear?
01:04Guys, uh... Star Wars fans, is this what we're doing right now?
01:07Yeah. I think they'd probably like to just be free.
01:11I'm saying that at least boxer briefs, man. Do you know what I mean?
01:13I can't believe that's a question. I believe. I believe that.
01:15Do Jedi choose their lightsaber colors? Samuel L. Jackson does.
01:20He said, I want a purple one, and he got one, because he's Samuel L. Jackson.
01:24Do Jedi's sleep? Does anybody sleep in Star Wars?
01:28Uh, only if they get really hurt.
01:32How do I become a Jedi? Practice.
01:36I can only aspire to be as good as Luke, you know? I'm just pretending.
01:41Do Jedi's disappear when they die?
01:45I won't let you take this one.
01:46Of course they do.
01:48Of course they do. See what happens? They go and return back to the Force. It's like a spiritual moment
01:53for them.
01:53Do Jedi use Force choke?
01:55I would say no, but I could be wrong. Every time I say something, people have read a novel or
02:02a comic book or played a video game that proved me wrong.
02:05But no, that's sort of a Darth Vader-y thing, so I would say no.
02:08Do Jedi's eat?
02:09Yeah.
02:10They do.
02:11Absolutely.
02:11What's your favorite Star Wars character?
02:14Uh, Rey. Easy.
02:16That's not true.
02:17I'm killing it every day.
02:18Yoda.
02:19You're supposed to say hooks.
02:20Oh, what?
02:21What's going on here?
02:22What is your favorite Star Wars episode?
02:24The one with hooks in it.
02:26Yeah, yeah. The main one with hooks, probably.
02:28What's Star Wars about?
02:29Why can't people use the word is? Star Wars about love. Star Wars about hate.
02:34Star Wars about wars in space. What Star Wars alien species are you?
02:40Wookie.
02:41Ewok?
02:42How do Mark Hamill Joker impression?
02:44Joker is the clown prince of crime.
02:47You've got to warm up on the way to a session.
02:50So I'm driving on the freeway, going to my Joker sessions, going,
02:55and of course, everybody in the freeway, they take no notice. It's Los Angeles.
03:00How old is Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford?
03:02Older than we ever planned to be.
03:04But, you know, I say to Harrison, you'll always be older than me,
03:08but the Rolling Stones will always be older than you.
03:12And that makes us feel much better.
03:13How is Mark Hamill doing?
03:14I'm having the time of my life.
03:17Who knew there was a Jedi pension plan?
03:19Is Mark Hamill related to Dorothy Hamill?
03:21And she was on the cover of Time Magazine.
03:22This is a true story.
03:23I got stopped for going over the speed limit.
03:26And the policeman was about to write out the ticket.
03:29He saw the magazine on the passenger seat.
03:33He goes, wait a second, Dorothy Hamill?
03:35I said, I know, I know. I get that all the time.
03:38She's the famous one in the family.
03:40He said, well, you know what?
03:41I'll just give you a warning.
03:43Does John Boyega have a British accent?
03:47Yeah, I do.
03:48Why did John Boyega have American accent?
03:51It didn't suit my accent when I went in to go and do it.
03:53It just didn't work out.
03:55I went to read for it, and it was a horrible first audition.
03:58I can't lie.
03:58But when I did it with the American accent, it just worked.
04:02It was just better.
04:03Yeah.
04:04Why does John Boyega have a lightsaber?
04:06I'm asking myself that every single day.
04:09I actually personally own about nine right now.
04:13Do you want one?
04:14I do.
04:14No, you can't have one.
04:15Okay, here we go.
04:16Here we go.
04:17Here we go.
04:17Why does John Boyega look like nothing?
04:22Wait, wait, wait, sorry.
04:23Who does John Boyega look like?
04:25Who does John Boyega look like?
04:26I'd like to see the search results for these.
04:29I know, I know.
04:29It's like one person.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Little do you know, this is all me.
04:32This is all why we look like nothing.
04:34How Rey beat Kylo Ren.
04:37Why is that so hard for people to get?
04:39Like, she's super strong and he's like so weak.
04:42He kicked his ass.
04:43That's how Rey beat Kylo Ren.
04:45How Rey has the force.
04:47Everyone has the force.
04:49Even Hux.
04:51Is that true?
04:52I thought some people could have the force and some people, I need to watch the movies again.
04:56How Rey understands BB-8.
04:58She's vastly intelligent and works on the Duolingo app.
05:04How are Rey and Luke connected?
05:07By a long ass stare at the end of Force Awakens.
05:11How to Rey Star Wars hair.
05:13How to Rey Star Wars hair, you get a wonderful hair and makeup artist to do it for you.
05:18Why Luke Skywalker hiding?
05:20Because he can.
05:21Why Luke Skywalker wants the Jedi to end.
05:25Oh, you're going to have to wait for Rey.
05:27That's spoiler.
05:28Waiting.
05:29Why Luke Skywalker is the most powerful Jedi.
05:32Why?
05:33Probably the process of elimination.
05:35Who's left?
05:36Why Luke Skywalker went into hiding.
05:39He chose Ben Solo as the chosen one and he turned out to be tragically wrong.
05:46A lot of guilt, I think.
05:48Luke Skywalker is a bad ass.
05:52Kids don't use these phrases at home.
05:55Maybe you think that, but I don't think he thinks that of himself.
05:58Why does Luke Skywalker's lightsaber change from blue to green?
06:04Well, blue is the one that Obi-Wan gave me and I lost that one in an unfortunate amputation incident.
06:14Was Finn a clone?
06:16Very good question.
06:18No, he isn't.
06:21The stormtroopers are not clone troopers anymore.
06:24They're stormtroopers now, right?
06:25They're the normal ones.
06:26So they're recruited as children.
06:28They're taken as babies and then brainwashed.
06:31Was Finn died in Star Wars.
06:33In terms of that vocabulary.
06:35In terms of the grammar of the...
06:39No, unless I'd really just be hanging around doing a press tour for no reason.
06:43Yeah, just all for fun.
06:44He's here for the free swag.
06:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:46I'm just here for the free swag.
06:47Was Finn Star Wars Grey's Anatomy?
06:52What?
06:54I think maybe they're asking, were you ever on an episode of Grey's Anatomy?
06:59No.
07:00I like Grey's Anatomy though, so maybe I should just say yes.
07:02Yes.
07:03Yes.
07:03Hey Shonda, yes?
07:04Yes.
07:05Who was Finn's father, Star Wars?
07:07Whoever he was, he was a bad parent.
07:09I mean, they must have got through him to take me away and put me in the First Order and
07:14all that kind of stuff.
07:15Sorry.
07:15Sad.
07:16Was Finn spelled wrong, a Jedi?
07:19Could he be a Jedi?
07:22Is General Huck Luke's son?
07:24This was a thing.
07:25When they announced the film, they didn't say what part I was playing.
07:28A lot of people were coming up to me thinking that I was playing Luke's son.
07:31Why is that?
07:32So I think that got mixed in because I look a little bit like Mark, I think.
07:35You don't?
07:36I don't?
07:37No.
07:37More like Cate Blanchett.
07:39Is General Huck's Force sensitive?
07:41This is what we were just talking about.
07:42I thought that no, I thought that I didn't think he was able to be.
07:45But if he can be...
07:46Everyone has that ability.
07:47It's just some people are more in it than others, right?
07:50Okay.
07:50Well then I would say that yes.
07:51Is General Huck's...
07:52Is General Huck's a Sith Lord?
07:54No.
07:55Is General Huck's a clone?
07:56I do think it's hilarious that they worked so hard to create these new characters that they must have come
08:01from before.
08:01Yeah, yeah.
08:02People really want them to be linked to other...
08:03He's the same person.
08:04Yeah, I think so.
08:05Is General Huck's still alive?
08:07What is General Huck's first name?
08:09Armitage.
08:10I know that.
08:11Really?
08:11Yes.
08:12Somebody told me, an interviewer told me, that they had announced it in one of the books.
08:17Oh, in the novelization stuff.
08:18Surely somebody should be telling me that stuff.
08:20Does Laura Dern have siblings?
08:23Laura Dern does not.
08:26You're an only child?
08:27I am.
08:27Who did?
08:28Laura Dern.
08:30Won an Oscar.
08:31Won an Oscar.
08:31No, have not.
08:32Have you been nominated?
08:33Won an Oscar.
08:34I have.
08:34For Rambling Rose.
08:36Oh my gosh.
08:37And Wild.
08:38Who does Laura Dern play in Jurassic Park?
08:41I play Dr. Ellie Sattler.
08:43Okay, there you are.
08:44Paleobotanist.
08:45Laura Dern.
08:46Play the flute.
08:47I said that I played the flute on The Ellen Show.
08:51What happened?
08:52It was all a ruse to give away free gifts at Christmas for her audience.
08:58Where did Laura Dern go to school?
09:00In Los Angeles.
09:02That shall remain nameless?
09:03Yeah, I think it's fine.
09:04The school that must not be named.
09:06Who does Laura Dern play in Star Wars?
09:09Play in Star Wars.
09:10Finally one even I know.
09:11But you answer it.
09:12Well, maybe you should because you know what we're allowed to say more than me.
09:16First of all, Admiral Holdo.
09:18Where they come up with these names.
09:20And then when I first saw her I thought, oh my god, she's got Dame Edna's hair.
09:25Okay, who is Kelly Marie Tran?
09:28Um, I am me.
09:31Next.
09:31How old is Kelly Marie Tran?
09:34I am 28.
09:36Whoa yeah!
09:37Yeah!
09:39Who is Kelly Marie Tran Star Wars?
09:42I don't think they like to Google complete sentences.
09:44Okay, yeah.
09:45Yeah, yeah.
09:46But I think they were just curious as to what you meant to this franchise.
09:50Okay, great.
09:50Which is a lot.
09:52Oh.
09:53Is Kelly Marie Tran real?
09:55Nope.
09:55I'll check.
09:56Yep.
09:57Is Kelly Vietnamese?
09:59Yes, I am.
10:01Yes.
10:02Oh, nice.
10:03That's what I'm talking about.
10:04Who is Rose Tico?
10:07Oh my god, this is so crazy.
10:08She is a maintenance worker who's used to being in the background in terms of the resistance.
10:13She's usually not on the forefront at all.
10:15And then she meets Finn for the first time.
10:17And then her life gets drastically more interesting.
10:20Exactly.
10:21Very true.
10:23So thank you.
10:24That was fun.
10:25That was fun.
