00:01She was the girl of my dreams.
00:04That was the moment I knew that it was love.
00:07We met three years ago.
00:09You are a league of their own, right?
00:11Are you Garth?
00:12Excellent.
00:13What is your favorite drink?
00:15Grapefruit juice with vodka and three maraschino cherries.
00:20Hey, do you want to get out of here?
00:21Yeah.
00:22It was the perfect first day.
00:26These things are so much fun.
00:27But I waited too long.
00:31And then I got hugged.
00:34Oh, this is so nice to have a good guy friend.
00:37I can't even tell you.
00:42To Ethan and Avery.
00:47I'm in love with Avery.
00:50If only I could go back and do everything differently.
00:53I could be the kind of guy she would want.
00:59Could you tell me what year it is?
01:00It's 2014.
01:02Holy shit.
01:04I just traveled back in time.
01:09Right now, I have someone to meet.
01:11What's your favorite drink?
01:13Mine is grapefruit juice with some vodka and exactly three maraschino cherries.
01:18That's my favorite drink too.
01:20What?
01:20This is the psycho I was telling you about.
01:23You didn't guess that I was an army brat.
01:24You already knew that.
01:25You're a stalker.
01:26Stalkers wear like trench coats and no underwear.
01:29And I am clearly wearing underwear.
01:31Look.
01:32Wait.
01:33I knew it.
01:34Hit him in the balls.
01:35Hit him in the tank.
01:37The photo booth is a time machine.
01:40This is going to be the best night of your life.
01:42I can deal with best night of my life.
01:44Just follow what I do.
01:46Ready?
01:48What's up, girl?
01:52What's up, girl?
01:54Are you doing a Joker impersonation?
01:56This is no.
01:57This is like.
01:57It was good.
01:58If all else fails, be an asshole.
02:00Be an asshole.
02:01Not hard asshole.
02:02Soft asshole.
02:04Don't forget your leather pants.
02:07Oh my God.
02:09I went full asshole.
02:12I have no control over any of this.
02:16I make a decision and then I wake up three years later with the consequences.
02:20I thought things were supposed to happen for a reason.
02:22Things happen for no reason at all, but they create opportunities.
02:25The question is, can you recognize that next opportunity when it matters the most?
02:29As long as I keep dreaming on, I keep dreaming.
02:34I keep dreaming on, I keep dreaming.
02:37Oh my gosh.
02:38That's the stalker.
02:40I got a bomb.
02:41He's got a bomb.
02:42I got a bomb.
02:43It's fine.
02:44I'm sorry my bonther ruined your magical evening.
02:46Have a great life.
02:48And keep dreaming on.
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