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00:37Thanks, I was looking for that.
00:44Dad, why are you here?
00:46Do you think I'm going to miss the most important night of your young life?
00:49Isn't that graduation?
00:52Graduation is for losers.
00:55Tonight is the first night of our adult lives.
00:57I want to go to prom and lose my goddamn virginity.
01:00Prom night, it's kind of perfect.
01:02I'm in.
01:04Julie left her laptop open.
01:06You guys are sniffing on our kids?
01:07All emojis have a secret meaning.
01:10Oh, eggplants are dicks.
01:11This is some kind of a dick-related agreement.
01:14Maybe they're just saying, hey, you're okay with me.
01:16You're okay with me.
01:17I mean, maybe.
01:19What?
01:19Our girls are not thinking things through.
01:22I'm going to stop them.
01:24I'm in.
01:25I'm fully planning on having sex tonight.
01:27Wherever the night takes us.
01:29The night's going to take us there.
01:30Wherever the wind sails our ships.
01:31Your ship is going into my harbor.
01:35They're getting away.
01:38WWVVD.
01:38What would Vin Diesel do?
01:44Hey, Fast and the Furious is completely unrealistic.
01:47It's not a documentary.
01:48I get that.
01:59I'll do anything for my daughter.
02:01What about a chugging contest?
02:02Bring it.
02:03No, no.
02:03We're chugging, right?
02:04We're butt chugging.
02:06On the count of three.
02:09They got a lager or an IPA.
02:11Doesn't matter.
02:12Butt chug.
02:13Oh my God.
02:14Butt chug.
02:15Jesus, he's spit roasting himself.
02:17Roast, run.
02:18Roast.
02:19Stop.
02:21Asper.
02:22Oh, oh.
02:26Are you a team player or aren't you?
02:28I just chugged a 40 with my asshole.
02:30I'm a team player.
02:31Won't do that.
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