00:00Dear Diary
00:02Yesterday's lunchtime poll asked
00:04Who are you?
00:05When it finally came my turn Heather C turned to me
00:08and said
00:09Well suck my third nipple
00:11If it isn't Veronica Sawyer
00:12How Banana Republic
00:14It's ironic Heather
00:15We're not doing irony anymore keep up
00:17Yeah keep up
00:18Shut up Heather
00:18Yeah shut up Heather
00:20Heather only I tell Heather shut up
00:21Oh yeah
00:30Fat kids can be popular
00:32The preferred term is body positive
00:36What about the Asian kids?
00:37And the genderqueer
00:38Obviously the gays and Jews are over
00:41She looks like if Jim Henson got in one last puppet before he died
00:45Gosh Heather
00:46Super mean way to treat the mentally challenged
00:48Jesus
00:49Who is this?
00:50I'm JD
00:51I like your whole rebel thing
00:53Let's snort at her all
00:55Make out
00:56And kill Heather
00:58What?
01:00You can't go one night without your domestic terrorist boyfriend
01:04He's a teenage Charles Manson
01:08What a tragedy
01:09Tragedy?
01:10He was only paralyzed from the waist down
01:12Um
01:13Your boyfriend is a loser
01:14You're jealous
01:16Fatty
01:17You're about to get flamed
01:19So why do you hang out with her?
01:20It's high school
01:21Why do we do anything that we do?
01:23I was hoping all the sex you're having would finally deep dick the quote of the day out of you
01:27But I guess not
01:30You were nothing before you met me
01:32I wish Heather Chandler would just die so that I can finally be free
01:37Whatever you do
01:39Make sure it matters
01:41Ooh la la
01:49Don't think of it like you're hurting Heather
01:52Think of it like you're helping everyone else
01:54Oh
01:55My
01:57Clit
02:00Oh my god
02:01We're gonna be late for school
02:06Heather Chandler killed herself this morning
02:08She certainly didn't look suicidal
02:10Her skin was flawless
02:11Mmm
02:12She loved
02:14She loved
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02:19Don't comment bad things my mom is reading them
02:22She loved
02:22She loved
02:22She loved
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