00:00Let's see what this baby can do!
00:06Ok, I gotta go.
00:08Thanks for taking care of her dad.
00:09She loves having you around.
00:10Hit it at the bottom of the ball.
00:11Really?
00:16That looks fun.
00:18Did your mom ever tell you it's your old Papaw Oma
00:20in the greatest amusement parks of all time?
00:23Those days were different.
00:25There weren't so many rules.
00:27Your mom would come for the summer.
00:28Boogie!
00:29Hi!
00:30Baby dog!
00:31Even back then she was the most recent.
00:33You're the lifeguard.
00:34Shouldn't we be facing the water?
00:37Let God sort him out.
00:41What's our attendance today?
00:43Down about 45%.
00:45What?
00:45I suppose you probably heard you got some competition in town.
00:48They got roller coasters and a chairlift that actually works.
00:52This is our home.
00:53We can't just let somebody take it.
00:55Damn it!
00:56Ow!
00:58What this place needs is an excitement enema.
01:01We're gonna make this place fast and loose.
01:04Every ride.
01:06Steady.
01:07Every attraction.
01:09No rules.
01:10No speed limits.
01:11Just pure fun.
01:13That sounds kind of dangerous.
01:14Let's see what this baby can do.
01:15Ready.
01:16Steady.
01:17No!
01:21The new action point is now open.
01:24Free beer for everybody!
01:34We need something to do these little bastards.
01:37Like the petting zoo.
01:38Hold my beard.
01:39No!
01:40Ow!
01:40Ow!
01:42Ah!
01:44Ah!
01:47Ah!
01:50Ah!
01:51Ah!
02:00Ah!
02:02Ah!
02:03Ah!
02:04Ah!
02:05oh my god
02:06there's more of where that came from
02:09it's it
02:14when i was younger i could do
02:15four of these at a time
