00:00And I need you to pick your arms straight up in the air for me.
00:02Okay.
00:02Uh, okay.
00:04Okay.
00:06I understand the terrible situation I'm in.
00:09Fully get it.
00:15Is your name Jennifer Lawrence?
00:17Yes.
00:18Are you 27 years old?
00:19Yes.
00:20Are you about to take a polygraph exam?
00:23Yes.
00:27Okay, so we're all wired up.
00:29Um, guys, we good?
00:30Great.
00:30Let's do it.
00:31I feel like I'm living a nightmare.
00:33Okay, it'll be quick and easy, Jennifer.
00:35It's not that bad.
00:36So this is simple.
00:37The needles move.
00:38If it detects nervousness.
00:39If the needles are already going crazy.
00:41Just take a deep breath.
00:42Focus on answering the question.
00:44Yep.
00:45Are you nervous?
00:46Yes.
00:50Why are you nervous?
00:51Because I feel like everybody hates me.
00:55Why?
00:56Because of the internet.
00:59Here we go.
01:02Do you want to get married someday?
01:04Yes.
01:07Have you ever been in love?
01:09Yes.
01:12Have you ever told your significant other you love them and got no response?
01:16No.
01:21Do you think everyone has a soulmate?
01:23No.
01:25I'm getting increasingly nervous, but everything I'm saying is true.
01:28Okay.
01:29Oh, it's showing that I'm...
01:30Oh, sorry.
01:31I just made it react.
01:32Okay.
01:33Do you believe in love at first sight?
01:35No.
01:37No.
01:38Are you in love with this random guy?
01:40No.
01:41You sure about that?
01:43Yes.
01:44Photo, please.
01:47Have you ever had your heart broken?
01:49Yes.
01:52Would you date someone shorter than you?
01:54Yes.
01:58Is there someone out there who doesn't know you have a crush on them?
02:02No.
02:04Would you date a non-celebrity?
02:06Yes.
02:08I'm getting increasingly nervous.
02:10Okay.
02:14Do you have a favorite brother?
02:18No.
02:26Would you tell a friend if you didn't like their haircut or outfit?
02:29Yes.
02:33Do any of your friends use dating apps?
02:35Yes.
02:39Have you ever used a dating app?
02:41No.
02:43No.
02:43Is it okay to check your significant other's phone or emails?
02:47No.
02:50Have you ever done this?
02:51Yes.
02:52But with permission.
02:54I was young.
02:55I learned my lesson.
02:59Are any of your friends too needy?
03:01No.
03:03Text too much?
03:04No.
03:07Overcommunicate?
03:08No.
03:09I mean, yes, but that's what I like about her.
03:12Are you talking about this woman?
03:17No.
03:19You sure about that?
03:20Yes.
03:22Positive?
03:23Mm-hmm.
03:24Okay.
03:24Photo.
03:25I don't know why I keep giving myself the most stressful ones.
03:28I mean, I, oh my god.
03:30Every time I look at it, it jumps.
03:32I choose beauty.
03:34Have you ever tried the Kylie lipstick?
03:36Yes.
03:38Do you wear makeup to the gym?
03:40No.
03:45Well, what are you looking at?
03:47Well, then, what are you looking at?
03:49I'm looking for the truth.
03:50Yeah, me too.
03:53If somebody showed up at the same party with the same outfit, would you change?
03:56No.
04:00Do you look better with a suntan?
04:01Yes.
04:04Do you have a fake tan?
04:05Yes.
04:06Yes.
04:11You wanted to look.
04:13I did.
04:14I'm looking, I'm looking.
04:15Why'd you want to look?
04:16Because I used it on my body, but not my face.
04:20The truth is revealed.
04:24Are there any styles you think you could never pull off?
04:27Yes.
04:32Do you regret any of your red carpet looks?
04:34I do, but I don't regret that one.
04:36Oh, sorry.
04:37Were you going to ask that?
04:38Maybe.
04:39Of course I regret red style, red.
04:42Of course I regret red carpet looks.
04:47Photograph, please.
04:48Thanks, Kat.
04:49My hair was fabulous that night.
04:52Is there a trend you tried you felt you couldn't pull off?
04:56Yes.
04:58Do you consider yourself low maintenance?
05:00Yes.
05:03Do you do your own laundry?
05:05Not anymore.
05:11See?
05:12It's good to be honest.
05:13Okay.
05:14And let's get into philosophy.
05:16Do you know anyone in the Illuminati?
05:18No.
05:21Are you in the Illuminati?
05:22No.
05:23You have a moral dilemma.
05:25Yeah.
05:26A train is speeding down the tracks about to hit a group of 20 people.
05:29If you pull a lever, you can divert the train to a track that would kill only one person.
05:33Do you pull the lever?
05:35To save 20 people, yes.
05:38What if instead of pulling that lever, you had to push that one person in front of the
05:42train to save those 20 people?
05:46Yes.
05:48I mean, it would be psychotic not to.
05:50In fact, every time I'm in the subway, I always think about pushing people on the tracks.
05:55I don't do it.
05:55I don't get tempted to do it.
05:56But it crosses my mind.
06:00Told you.
06:01I'm so happy that that was confirmed with a polygraph that I'm a psychopath.
06:07I don't want to do it.
06:08Okay.
06:09Anyway.
06:10Do you believe in the afterlife?
06:12I don't know.
06:14No.
06:15Leaning more towards no.
06:17I feel like it's just a reaction to innate narcissism that we just believe that we can't not exist.
06:29Here's pop culture.
06:32Were Ross and Rachel really on a break?
06:34Yes.
06:37Do you consider Ross to have been cheating?
06:40No.
06:43Do you watch reality TV?
06:45Yes.
06:48Is reality TV reality?
06:52Yes.
06:55Is Kim your favorite Kardashian?
06:58No.
07:04Do you believe in aliens?
07:06I guess.
07:08I think so.
07:08I have no reason not to.
07:10Yeah, of course.
07:10Be silly.
07:12I think we're the only ones.
07:14Do you remember your character Mystique's real name from the X-Men?
07:18Raven Darkholm.
07:19Confirmed.
07:20Can you name five X-Men?
07:24No.
07:26I can't.
07:32Do you tip well?
07:33Yes.
07:35More than 15%?
07:36Yes.
07:38More than 20?
07:40Sometimes, yeah.
07:41I mean, like when it's appropriate.
07:42Yes.
07:45Oh, jeez.
07:46Oh, God.
07:47I'm a bad tipper.
07:48Okay?
07:50I can't believe I'm rich and a bad tipper.
07:52That's heartbreaking.
07:53Okay.
07:54It's mostly just from me not knowing or not having, you know, just, it's from my bubble.
08:01Should pineapple ever be on pizza?
08:03No.
08:04Never.
08:05Sorry, Chrissy Deacon.
08:08When you see yourself on the screen, do you think, I did a great job?
08:11If I did, then yes.
08:16Have you ever had a Facebook account?
08:18No.
08:18Oh, yes.
08:19When I was younger, yes.
08:21Do you ever Google yourself?
08:24Yes.
08:28Are you afraid of anything?
08:30Yes.
08:34Are you afraid of this?
08:36That's one of them.
08:37I don't like those.
08:39You may remove the picture.
08:44And this?
08:45I'm not really scared of clowns.
08:48Unless, like, I'd be scared of the amount of fun I'm about to not have.
08:55I don't, I feel like I might be past the age where I can be entertained by a clown.
08:59Except for Cam and Modern Family.
09:02When he pulled the giant clock out of his coat at the gas station and said,
09:05Come on, we're late.
09:06That was funny.
09:08Was that really funny?
09:10Yes.
09:12Okay.
09:12One last question.
09:14At any point during this interview, did you lie and we didn't catch you?
09:19No.
09:21I mean, I can't know if you have caught me yet, but I don't believe to have lied in this
09:24interview.
09:29No.
09:30No.
09:30No.
09:31Grazie.
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