00:03Now, a motion picture so grand, so magnificent, and so vast, it spans 7,000 years.
00:11No way!
00:13Yes way!
00:14But it starts with Bill.
00:15I'm Bill S. Preston!
00:17Who is Joan of Arc?
00:18And Ted.
00:19Loa's wife?
00:20We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow.
00:23A force from the future.
00:25Can we go anywhere we want at any time?
00:27You can do anything you want.
00:28...is putting history at their fingertips.
00:30Let's reach out and touch someone.
00:32They're traveling through time.
00:34How's it going, royal ugly dudes?
00:37Put them in the eye on me.
00:40Excellent!
00:41Execute them.
00:42Bogus!
00:44How's it going, dudes?
00:46Specklet, stay polier.
00:49And they're making a big impression.
00:52Historical babes.
00:55Now they're home.
00:56Buddy, get together.
00:57Remember who your buddy is.
00:59To trash.
01:00The 20th century.
01:03You got a live one here.
01:04Keanu Reeves.
01:05Alex Winter.
01:06Napoleon.
01:09We're from history.
01:10Billy the Kid.
01:12Oh my God!
01:13Joe Navarro.
01:15Sigmund Freud.
01:17Tell me about your mother.
01:18You a musician?
01:19Beethoven.
01:20Genghis Khan!
01:24Abraham Lincoln.
01:26Party on, dudes!
01:28Socrates.
01:29George Garland.
01:31We're history.
01:32If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?
01:3769, dudes!
01:41Bill and Ted's Excellent!
01:44Excellent!
01:45Excellent Adventure.
01:47Party on, dude.
01:49Taurus and
01:49Everybody is dead.
01:49Thank you.
01:49Grazie a tutti.
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