00:01Oh, hello, and good morning.
00:04Now, if you've never been invited to a Ranchero breakfast, well...
00:07He's like the gay Butch Cassidy, except not Butch.
00:11Oh!
00:11Do you guys do this at home?
00:13Oh, no, we don't get along this well at home.
00:17Are you Erasmus Brumbo?
00:19I am indeed.
00:19I love your books and your TV show.
00:27Dear Erasmus, this is your grandson.
00:33You have a grandson?
00:34It's unbelievable, isn't it?
00:35I mean, look, I've had no work done.
00:37Where's the father?
00:38Well, according to the note, he's in jail.
00:40So he's moving in?
00:41We can't have a kid.
00:42We couldn't even handle that Yorkshire Terrier.
00:44Thank God for that coyote.
00:45Problem solved.
00:47I live with Paul and Erasmus.
00:49They are gay.
00:50There are some words you should never use when you are talking to someone who is gay.
00:54Never say Bill.
00:57And never, ever, ever say no.
01:00What am I doing?
01:01I'm sitting here in this dusty Pueblo babysitting a boy from The Shining.
01:05I went to Wesleyan.
01:06Yeah.
01:06And I went to Oxford with all my friends.
01:09You went to a cooking school in the town of Oxford.
01:12What's your point?
01:12It's a very different thing.
01:13What's your point?
01:15Do you have, like, two dads?
01:17Sort of.
01:19I'm going to be out of here before New Year's.
01:21The boy has settled in here in Santa Fe.
01:23He's my boy.
01:25It really is the simple things in life that make you happy.
01:29It's good.
01:36Having a party?
01:37No, no.
01:41Treatment can benefit someone who's been living with an unstable personality.
01:45Maybe I should get some treatment.
01:47Of course, if you feel that you...
01:48You're joking.
01:50I...
01:52You're joking.
01:52You're joking.
01:53You're joking.
01:54You're joking.
01:54You're joking.
01:54You're joking.
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