00:00Coming this summer
00:03They're finally going to make a movie about me!
00:05The story of Batman's greatest ally
00:07That's me! That must be me!
00:09And best friend in the whole world
00:11Finally!
00:13Alfred the Movie
00:15It's time to clean up this city
00:19That actually does look pretty good
00:21I can't see it
00:21Just a young girl with a quick fuse
00:24They're really making movies about every superhero
00:27Has there been a movie about you?
00:29There was a Green Lantern movie
00:30But we don't talk about that
00:33It's time they make one about me
00:35I'm afraid it's...
00:36No, I only make movies about real superheroes
00:41Why don't they take us seriously?
00:44Titans, you guys are never actually doing anything heroic
00:47What about that time we discovered that sweet diner
00:49And they had that food?
00:51That wasn't even a crime
00:53And you didn't save anything
00:55We save room for design!
00:57Oh, not in your face!
01:00Having a movie is the only way to be seen as a real hero
01:03What about an arch nemesis?
01:07Thunder, thunder, feel the thunder
01:12Stop right there!
01:14Deadpool?
01:15Deadpool?
01:16What?
01:16Why does everybody think I'm Deadpool?
01:18I thought Deadpool was a good guy
01:20By the way, he should be saying that he's not me
01:22Okay, because I came out like way before he did
01:25Nah, I'm pretty sure you're Deadpool
01:27I am Slade
01:31If we can make him our arch nemesis
01:34Then they will see that we're worthy of a movie
01:37I'm not interested in fighting a bunch of sidekicks
01:40And a half a robot
01:43Oh man, I'm never letting you fly my body again
01:47The whole world will be under my control
01:50Destroy them
01:52How big is your army?
01:53A hundred thousand
01:54Halt for the mighty
02:10We're taking you down
02:12How are you gonna do it?
02:13What are you gonna do?
02:13Are you gonna fart on me?
02:14You wanna have a dance off?
02:16You gonna annoy me to death with your waffles?
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