00:03Hey kid! Wake up!
00:06Ralph, what is wrong with you?
00:09Start churning butter and put on your church shoes little sister cause we're about to blast off!
00:16Ralph, what is it you're trying to say?
00:19We're going to the internet.
00:21What?
00:30Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the internet!
00:38Whoa, cool!
00:45Wow, look at all this stuff.
00:49This is the most beautiful miracle I've ever seen.
00:53Welcome to the search bar.
00:55What can I help you find today?
00:56Umbrella.
00:57Umbridge.
00:58Umami.
00:58No.
00:59No azart.
00:59No doubt.
01:00No adstrom rack.
01:01Ergonomics.
01:02Urban outfitters.
01:03Er-cool.
01:04I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're going to say.
01:07My autofill is a touch aggressive today.
01:09Let me try.
01:10Take me to a website that's super intense and really nuts.
01:15Oh, I only found one result.
01:19Aw, come on.
01:21Princesses and cartoon characters.
01:23Barf.
01:24Hey.
01:25Whoa!
01:29You're coming with us, kid.
01:36Hi.
01:38Whoa, whoa.
01:39Ladies, I'm a princess, too.
01:41What kind of a princess are you?
01:43Do you have magic hair?
01:45No.
01:45Magic hands?
01:46No.
01:47Do animals talk to you?
01:48No.
01:49Were you poisoned?
01:50No.
01:50Cursed?
01:51No.
01:51Kidnapped or enslaved?
01:52No.
01:53Are you guys okay?
01:54Should I call the police?
01:55Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
01:59Yes.
02:00What is up with that?
02:02She is a princess.
02:05Ralph Breaks the Internet.
02:08Shouldn't it be Ralph Wrecks the Internet?
02:11Yeah, since he is Wreck-It Ralph.
02:13Uh, yeah, but break the Internet, it's like a thing.
02:16Right, it's just wreck the Internet kind of sounds better, doesn't it?
02:20You're not wrong.
02:21The Internet is never over.
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