00:01Named?
00:02William Morrison
00:03Address?
00:04Flat 3, 27 Drake Street
00:06Reason for wanting death?
00:14Do you ever wonder what's the point of me?
00:17I think that all the time
00:19Have you really tried to kill yourself seven times?
00:24Ten
00:26Count the cries for help
00:27You couldn't be in better hands
00:29Great
00:31I failed so many times I thought I'd outsource it
00:36Sorry I was having a sandwich
00:37You're not what I imagined
00:38Meet many assassins, do you?
00:42An assassin is not just a man with a gun
00:45We're not murderers, we're professionals
00:47I'm not quite dead
00:49Oh my god, I'm so sorry Mrs. Raymond, I'll have another go
00:53And if you're not dead within a week, you get your money back
00:56Okay
00:58You've just signed your own death warrant
01:01I had a call from the publishers and they're interested in my book
01:05We really want to work with you
01:06I'm thinking I might want to call it off
01:08But you signed a contract
01:09Things have changed
01:10We've got an agreement
01:11It's not legally binding
01:13It's always dark
01:14Have a good death
01:16Have a good death
01:18Oh, boss
01:20I wanted to die because I had nothing to live for
01:23And that's what I was trying to find
01:25Mr. Morrison is still alive
01:29No!
01:30Our business is life and death
01:32And we can't afford to have accidents
01:35Who ever heard of an assassin with a shaky hand?
01:38You are done
01:40You've got to show him
01:41Show him you've still got the killer instinct
01:44Killing yourself is not harder than people think
01:50Whoa! Careful!
01:51Oh, that is he
01:52Oh, this is getting ridiculous
01:57I've made you some sandwiches
01:58And a flask of tea
01:59And I thought this might come in handy
02:03Oh!
02:04Oh!
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