00:01You've never gone skinny dipping.
00:03I'm very insecure.
00:04We're going, right now.
00:05Ben, I think there's an acorn caught in your pubes.
00:08Shut up.
00:09I said skinny dipping, not mini dipping.
00:12I should have just gone straight to New York to start my new job.
00:15Come on, man.
00:16It's your dad, all right? You can handle this.
00:18Does he live down there?
00:22Hey, Dad.
00:23Get in here, you pussies.
00:24I didn't bring a bathing suit.
00:26Problem solved.
00:27What are you doing?
00:28Oh.
00:30Is that the lady?
00:30Yes.
00:31Hide, hide, hide!
00:34Oh!
00:36Oh!
00:38Oh, my God!
00:41What's up, guys?
00:43If that guy came over here and tried to fight you, what would you do?
00:45That guy's a Marine.
00:46I would take my beating like a true American.
00:48Hey, who would you fight?
00:49I'd totally fight your dad.
00:50Let me put it this way.
00:51My dad looks like a human Muppet, and I'm 100% sure he could kick your dad's ass.
00:55Who do you think would win?
00:56He's a lot bigger than you.
00:57He'd probably be sober, which is a huge plus.
00:59Do you know how many fights I've been in?
01:01I don't know.
01:02Six.
01:02Seven, if you count that little dust up I had of the used collar.
01:05My kids lost all fucking faith in me.
01:08Benjamin.
01:09There's a storm brewing on Maple Street.
01:12I'm here to settle this debate our kids are having.
01:15What's the debate?
01:16We don't really care about you guys fighting.
01:18I think you do.
01:19You got five seconds to swing.
01:21No, I said I don't.
01:22Four, three, two, and the gazelle fleets.
01:28Dad!
01:33Where is that motherfucker?
01:36How come you're not in New York?
01:37I body slammed my dad off a roof.
01:40Are we in jail?
01:40And then they arrested us.
01:42You know with your one phone call last night, you called me.
01:44And I lost my job.
01:46So you'll drop the charges?
01:48Get me a pool, I'll drop the charges.
01:50How about a bird bath?
01:50Why?
01:51I don't have any fucking birds.
01:53I fucked up his life pretty bad.
01:55I gotta make it right.
01:59I just got us a meeting at ISG.
02:01We're getting your job back.
02:03What are you doing?
02:03I'm gonna make this right for you.
02:05What?
02:05No.
02:07This is our VR meeting space.
02:10Oh, fuck.
02:11I'm a kangaroo.
02:12Dad, it's not real.
02:13Everybody down.
02:14We got a pelican.
02:17Ah, fuck.
02:19Some people say I'm unstable and I snap.
02:22I got there.
02:23Oh, yeah.
02:26That was a snap.
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