00:01You run from foster homes in six counties.
00:05I can take care of myself.
00:08When you're 18, give these people a chance.
00:11Because that's what they're giving you.
00:19This is Billy Batson.
00:21Make sure you make him feel at home.
00:24They seem nice, but don't buy it.
00:27It gets real Game of Thrones around here.
00:30Dude, I'm just messing around.
00:32You look at me and you're like, why so dark?
00:34You're a disabled foster kid. You've got it all.
00:37If you could have one superpower, what would you pick?
00:41Everybody chooses flight. You know why?
00:43So they can fly away from this conversation?
00:45No, because heroes fly.
00:49What, you need your fake family to stand up for you?
00:52Hey.
00:55Man, sorry about that.
00:57Go, go, go! Grab it!
00:59Get out of the way!
01:00No, no, no, no!
01:06Billy Batson.
01:09I choose you as champion.
01:20Hello?
01:23Say my name so my powers may flow through you.
01:27But I don't know your name, sir.
01:29Shazam.
01:31Are you for real?
01:32Say it's okay!
01:33Shazam?
01:44You're the only person I know that knows anything about this Caped Crusader stuff.
01:48Can I hit him?
01:49Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:52It's crazy, right?
01:54What are your superpowers?
01:55Superpowers, dude? I don't even know how to pee in this thing.
02:00I don't know how to pee in my mouth.
02:01You have super strength!
02:02Can you fly?
02:10You okay?
02:11Why are you talking?
02:12Oh, be humble
02:13Sit down
02:14You know, I don't think that's going to buff out
02:16Your phone's charged, your phone's charged
02:19What the hell?
02:21You're like a bad guy, right?
02:25Sazam!
02:27Gentlemen!
02:32You have bullet immunity!
02:34I'm bulletproof
02:36You're dead
02:39Sorry about your window
02:41Have a good night
02:42You're welcome for not getting robbed
02:43Oh, hey, what's up? I'm a superhero
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