00:00Le problème le plus difficile que les jeunes face
00:02n'est pas de bouger de la maison
00:04C'est pour des emergencies
00:05Le booze n'est pas un emergencies
00:07Nei aussi les édibles
00:08Ou de balance nos travail et nos socials
00:10Hey, non, je ne sais pas combien de gens qui vont être là
00:13C'est essayer de co-exist avec votre roi-mate
00:15Cousin de l'honneur, cousin addition
00:18Oh, non, non, non, non, non
00:21How do you feel?
00:22C'est mon roi-mate, Celeste
00:25Et c'est moi
00:26Si je suis traumatisé, c'est parce que je suis
00:29Why'd you stop? Keep singing
00:31I was wondering what the process is for switching roommates
00:36Is that my bra and underwear?
00:38I'm having a problem with boundaries
00:43I would appreciate if you didn't sit on guys' faces in my bed
00:47That is an incredibly fair request
00:51At the start of the year, you were inseparable
00:54We have IDs
00:59I'm not looking for just a roommate
01:01I'm looking for a ride or die
01:07Devin?
01:08You need to take Alex home
01:09Yeah, he took something
01:10Did you get my brother Molly?
01:11You think I drugged your brother?
01:15Hey, baby, I'm still at the party
01:17I don't know, I don't know
01:1920 guys, why are you mad at me?
01:22Middle school, I thought high school was going to work out
01:24Devin, wait
01:25Do you mind taking it?
01:27That's kind of brutal
01:29High school, I thought college was going to work out
01:31We're never going to die!
01:34Go!
01:37Go!
01:37Go!
01:37Honey, you're spiraling
01:38It's going to be amazing
01:39Go!
01:42Go!
01:44Go!
01:44Go!
01:45You'll see
01:45You know what would be my worst nightmare?
01:51If you immediately started stringing hundreds of tiny Polaroids
01:54With the twinkly light
01:55So desperate
01:58It's cute
02:00Told you this shit was stupid
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