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πŸ”₯πŸ’₯The Freaky Exchange #2026 - Full Movie
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00:00:09maybe it's just time to give up no no no hey what if we we host a competition yeah yes
00:00:21yeah i can
00:00:21get sponsors to pay for the prize money and i can win it all that plus the proceeds like we
00:00:27can pay
00:00:28off these debts oh yeah we can mom i can do this okay trust me they are not taking your
00:00:35gym
00:00:42on behalf of brent global i'd like to thank the leadership team of beta capital for their
00:00:46engagement in these negotiations for dragging their feet like scared little pussies all due
00:00:52respect mr brentwood if you're unable to address our most recent proposal we are prepared to walk
00:01:01what proposal the absolute guarantee of our employees job security
00:01:09i can't give that guarantee then i apologize we cannot risk the future of our employees
00:01:15what the fuck price price we're at the finish line here is there no way we can make this work
00:01:24don't let these fuckers walk i'll kill you myself
00:01:31i said your mother's gonna lose this piece of shit jim after all
00:01:39you're my
00:01:39if you want to take your mother's jim let me win
00:01:46the bullshit i'm engaged to the ceo of brent global he'll pay your debts
00:01:50why the hell should i believe you brent global owns the company that's buying the building
00:01:54throw the flight he saves her jim
00:01:58did your dick just show up inside you dad i could fix this
00:02:02gentlemen if you don't sign this deal brent global will buy every piece of premier real estate your
00:02:08company owns we will carve you out like a halloween pumpkin and there will be nothing that you or
00:02:15your employees can do about it and they will have you to blame and no one else now gauge don't
00:02:23it's mr brentwood price
00:02:32very well where do we sign mr brentwood good man
00:02:50you stupid
00:02:51bitch brent global turn your shitty jim's shithole into a real business
00:02:55you know they're gonna be on the street
00:03:06that's my boy
00:03:08gentlemen we had reached a number a month ago
00:03:11and yet you showed up today trying to squeeze my cup duke please you thought you could muscle
00:03:18my son my fucking company you want a guarantee i've got one for you
00:03:24assholes i guarantee that 40 percent of beta capital employees will be fired tomorrow
00:03:32you're a monster
00:03:38you did good son now go take that gorgeous fiance of yours somewhere fancy oh
00:03:45shit she's at some fight competition at a place called kp muay thai that
00:03:50shit state of a gym at the bottom of our new beta capital building i guess
00:03:58tell them i want them out of there immediately
00:04:02you're blowing you motherfucker oh what you want to go
00:04:22where the hell have you been sorry
00:04:25who is that she's nobody just the daughter of a woman who owns a shitty gym
00:04:32are you elaine parker yes you may not know who i am but i may be able to help you
00:04:38i'm gage brent
00:04:50i can't believe you want to help those poor failures
00:04:55those assholes tried to squeeze you and you almost let them i thought you were the ceo i am the
00:05:01ceo but
00:05:01those people are just trying to fight for their employees
00:05:03stop acting like a fucking child oh jesus christ what did i hurt your feelings
00:05:09no i just want to walk that's that's all
00:05:13fine but know this if you make any more mistakes like you almost did today and we are
00:05:48fucking finished
00:05:52that's why
00:05:56hmm
00:05:57Hmm.
00:06:02Eric, my ex, are you serious?
00:06:05You've done us a good job, honey.
00:06:07I mean, he can take care of you.
00:06:09Just give him another chance.
00:06:11And admit it.
00:06:13You made a huge mistake breaking up with me.
00:06:17And now you want me-
00:06:20That's funny.
00:06:21You have no idea what women want.
00:06:27I know what they need.
00:06:29Visions.
00:06:32I'm in.
00:06:33Take care of it.
00:06:35And, of course,
00:06:37some good tea!
00:06:39Oh!
00:06:41Leah! You are making a huge mistake!
00:06:44Oh my god, I'm sorry if you think that your life is a mistake.
00:06:47Mom, but I don't see it that way.
00:06:49Tell me how we're supposed to pay for this place.
00:06:51I don't know!
00:06:53But maybe that is the difference between us.
00:06:57I don't give up.
00:06:58I don't know what you are.
00:07:27I don't give up.
00:07:43Miss Park?
00:07:46Are you ready to change your life?
00:07:59I don't know exactly why I'm here.
00:08:04I am Monsieur C. And I see a vast fortune in your future.
00:08:17I am Madam C. And I see a vast fortune in your future.
00:08:26Yeah.
00:08:27Bye.
00:08:29Any chance that's coming soon?
00:08:31Cause I could really use the fortune right about now.
00:08:35You see the truth?
00:08:38You must view your life from another.
00:08:44What the hell does that mean?
00:08:46What does that mean?
00:08:48That's a fucking cat.
00:08:50Nevermind.
00:08:51You know what?
00:08:52This was actually a really bad idea.
00:08:54So I'm just gonna-
00:08:55What do you want?
00:08:57What do you want?
00:08:58Right now.
00:08:59In this moment.
00:09:04I want.
00:09:06I wish.
00:09:08To live.
00:09:10Without.
00:09:12I had.
00:09:13money and power.
00:09:18You have your wish.
00:09:20You have your wish.
00:09:21You have your wish.
00:09:22You must perform this ritual tonight.
00:09:24first.
00:09:27First.
00:09:27You hold this pose.
00:09:29This pose.
00:09:31Five minutes.
00:09:33Second.
00:09:35I drink the contents of this potion.
00:09:38First.
00:09:39But not least.
00:09:40You must repeat the mantra.
00:09:43Spirit to spirit.
00:09:45I call this exchange.
00:09:46I call this exchange.
00:09:47Body and soul.
00:09:49Now rearrange.
00:09:51And who will see through the eyes of another?
00:09:55For one.
00:09:56Whole.
00:09:58Day.
00:10:04I need a real boss.
00:10:05And the man I spoke to last night didn't sound like an alpha CEO.
00:10:09He sounded like a pussy.
00:10:10Hey.
00:10:15My dear grandson.
00:10:16Why did you choose such a horrid creature?
00:10:19Dad says she's perfect for a CEO's wife.
00:10:22Yes.
00:10:22And what about love?
00:10:45Ready for life.
00:10:45Spirit to spirit.
00:10:46I call this exchange.
00:10:48Body and soul.
00:10:50Mal rearrange.
00:11:15What's the most embarrassing moment of my life?
00:11:35Ah, ah, what the fuck?
00:11:46What the?
00:11:47What?
00:11:57Ah!
00:12:00Oh!
00:12:02Oh!
00:12:07Holy shit!
00:12:10It worked!
00:12:13It worked!
00:12:15It worked!
00:12:24It worked!
00:12:29It worked!
00:12:31It worked!
00:12:32It worked!
00:12:33Gaiji, baby!
00:12:34I'm sorry about last night!
00:12:36Let me in so I can make it up to you!
00:12:39Who is it?
00:12:40It's your fantasy baby. Come on, open the door.
00:12:51Celine.
00:12:53Oh my, you read my mind.
00:12:59So you want to know how to insert a table.
00:13:05Leah, someone's here to see you.
00:13:08Leah!
00:13:09What?
00:13:12I thought I missed those knockers.
00:13:16Derek?
00:13:17What are you doing here?
00:13:20Sorry about last night.
00:13:23What? I'm the one you-
00:13:25I'm a passionate woman, Gage.
00:13:27Sometimes that passion just gets out of hand.
00:13:32Speaking.
00:13:34I love.
00:13:35Passion.
00:13:41I think sex is the best part anyways.
00:13:47I'm here to give you a chance, apologize, for this.
00:13:52Bye!
00:13:53Making me breakfast.
00:13:56Are you and I dating?
00:14:02We were.
00:14:03Until you ruined your life by breaking it off.
00:14:06Alright, yeah, I'm not making you breakfast.
00:14:11Well, if you're not going to make me breakfast, at least give me some sugar.
00:14:23I have to, Celine, stop. I don't want that.
00:14:26I think that you do.
00:14:38Would you please go away?
00:14:41What?
00:14:42What?
00:14:43Not you.
00:14:44Wait, wait, yes you.
00:14:45Are you turning gay on me, Gage Brentwood?
00:14:47What?
00:14:48No.
00:14:49Then come out here and fuck me.
00:14:51Oh, no fucking chance, Derek.
00:14:56I don't like it rough, huh?
00:14:58I can play rough too.
00:15:06What did you do?
00:15:20Shower sex?
00:15:22You know I'm down.
00:15:23No.
00:15:24No, no shower sex.
00:15:27I'm actually not feeling that well.
00:15:30Blah.
00:15:33Blah.
00:15:33Blah.
00:15:36You are disgusting.
00:15:38You know I only fuck healthy men.
00:15:40So you better get that immune system in order if you want to get with this.
00:15:50Fine.
00:16:18Great.
00:16:20Gross girl.
00:16:22Jesus.
00:16:25Live a little!
00:16:44Oh, I'm getting used to this.
00:16:59Good morning, Mr. Brentwood.
00:17:00Good morning, Mr. Brentwood.
00:17:02Good morning, Mr. Brentwood.
00:17:03Gage Brentwood.
00:17:05The man, the myth, the motherfucking legend.
00:17:10I thought I only punched you once.
00:17:12You must be referring to my down and dirty sex injuries.
00:17:15Let's just say I've got this broad and goddammit, she like it rough.
00:17:19Wait, the same girl gave you both those shinas.
00:17:22Fuck yeah.
00:17:24One last night after a fight, eh, one this morning.
00:17:27Gee, I'll be open for breakfast, if you know what I mean.
00:17:33Don't ever hit me again.
00:17:35Do it.
00:17:36I was just, dude.
00:17:39Sir, now, which one is my office?
00:17:42The big one in the corner over there.
00:17:44You're goddamn right it is.
00:17:53I'm disappointed in you, son.
00:17:59I told you to tell me the exact moment that the acquisition was filed so we could fire half of
00:18:07Beta Capital's workforce.
00:18:08You know I love the side of the service.
00:18:12Wipe that pansy look off your face when I'm talking to you.
00:18:17I want the fire by lunch.
00:18:21Oh, I've found the perfect wedding present for your bride-to-be.
00:18:25Hey, you know that shitty little gym she fought in last night?
00:18:28We're gonna fix it up for her.
00:18:31But we need to get that poor bitch leasing the gym out on the street, pronto.
00:18:38You may not know who I am, but I may be able to have that asshole.
00:18:47Get that kickboxing bitch out.
00:18:50Tell Selena it was your idea.
00:19:02Well, well, well, is this a nice surprise?
00:19:07Didn't go half a day without some D from the D-Man, huh?
00:19:12Two internal sexual assault files were claimed against you in March of 2018.
00:19:16The CEO at the time, Gage Brentwood, hid them for the sake of the company, which was clearly a
00:19:21huge mistake.
00:19:22How the hell do you know that?
00:19:24You lay one finger on me and I will tell everyone about the stripper that ended up in the hospital.
00:19:30Another thing that Gage covered for you.
00:19:32You're trying to scare me, huh?
00:19:33Hmm.
00:19:33You're just turning me on.
00:19:35You got lucky last time.
00:19:38But the truth remains.
00:19:40I'm just a weak little woman.
00:19:44And I'm a big hungry man.
00:19:47Hey!
00:19:58You're me!
00:20:02Leah?
00:20:03How did you pick up my name?
00:20:04Because I'm you.
00:20:06I mean, you're me.
00:20:07You're the asshole who's been trying to ruin my life?
00:20:09Okay, I don't know what you're talking about, but we do need to figure this out.
00:20:12So, what did you do last night?
00:20:14That's none of your business.
00:20:16Okay, did you happen to go to a psychic named Monsieur C?
00:20:21No, your name was Madam C.
00:20:24Okay, let's go.
00:20:48You're the one with the money and power, how can you not fix this?
00:20:51Uh, I don't know, maybe because I'm not a wizard?
00:20:53They're psychics.
00:20:54They're not wizards.
00:20:55And there are no female wizards.
00:20:57They're called sorceress.
00:20:59I'm not going to apologize for working my ass off.
00:21:02I didn't ask for this man, I'm just playing it.
00:21:07The psychic told me one thing before I left their shop, but I can't remember.
00:21:12It's like, it's like I was, uh...
00:21:17A trance?
00:21:19Exactly.
00:21:23What?
00:21:24One day.
00:21:25The body slop is only meant to last for one whole day.
00:21:28Yes, all right.
00:21:29Okay, so here's our plan.
00:21:30We just, um, we go our separate ways and try not to screw up each other's lives, yeah?
00:21:43Get your ass to the office, now!
00:21:46Please come home, I need you.
00:21:49Don't fuck up my life.
00:21:50I'm the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
00:21:52I think I can handle it.
00:21:53Also, if my dad asks you to do anything, just do it.
00:21:55And if my mom asks anything about my personal life, just tell her it's none of your business.
00:21:59Okay.
00:22:04Fuck their country's workers' rights!
00:22:06I will rip those clean water wells out of the ground so fast,
00:22:11their kids will piss out of their asses!
00:22:16What the f-
00:22:17What's the action on kicking that used up KP bitch out of my gym?
00:22:23Her name is Elaine Parker.
00:22:25She's not a bitch.
00:22:26She was a premier fighter-
00:22:26I don't give a fuck who she was!
00:22:29I wanted it done yesterday!
00:22:31Just get the fucking job done!
00:22:43What's wrong?
00:22:44I owe so much money, they're threatening to take everything.
00:22:56Do not grab it like that!
00:22:58Hey!
00:22:59Get out!
00:22:59Ow!
00:23:00No!
00:23:00No!
00:23:00These are custom silk designs!
00:23:03Never mind, it doesn't matter.
00:23:04Um, I have an idea!
00:23:07There's a little bit left in both of these, so I say we just, you know, drink them down
00:23:11hope for the best.
00:23:14Let's do it.
00:23:16All right, we're gonna do the whole thing by the way, right?
00:23:23Spirit to spirit.
00:23:24We call this exchange, body and soul, now rearrange.
00:23:31Okay.
00:23:34Oh, yep.
00:23:38Thanks genius!
00:23:39What now?
00:23:44Oh!
00:23:45It worked!
00:23:46It worked!
00:23:47It worked!
00:23:48Oh, thank god!
00:23:50All right, it's been lovely being inside you Ms. Parker.
00:23:54Watch it, Gage.
00:23:55You know what I mean.
00:23:56Yeah.
00:23:58Please excuse me, I've got to get to the office.
00:24:00We've got to sold out this little...
00:24:02Yeah, this little mistake with your mom's gym.
00:24:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no.
00:24:07My mother and I don't need your checkbook or your fucking handout,
00:24:11so you can actually go ahead and take all of that and shove it right up your ass!
00:24:14What did you do?
00:24:17Nothing.
00:24:18You seriously think I want to be inside of your body?
00:24:21You're a huge dick, you know that?
00:24:22Oh.
00:24:23Your life is the worst.
00:24:24Yuck it.
00:24:25Yeah, I'm sure it sucks living a life with perfect tits that will quit.
00:24:28Don't talk about my tits.
00:24:29Yeah, I'm gonna touch it.
00:24:30I'm gonna look.
00:24:31There they are!
00:24:33Wow, gorgeous.
00:24:34And totally useless in a world where hot women with perfect bodies never get what they want.
00:24:38I'm Gage Brentwood.
00:24:39Check out my giant wing.
00:24:40Okay.
00:24:41I used to fuck the world over.
00:24:42Oh, do you?
00:24:43Whether it's one woman's gym or a million employees, it's all just one big fuck shack to me.
00:24:50Okay, it's real mature.
00:24:51Yeah, yeah, real mature.
00:24:52Yeah, yeah.
00:24:53What in the actual fuck?
00:24:59What kind of a slut party is going on in here?
00:25:02Babe.
00:25:03Babe, I saw you.
00:25:04I mean, there's...
00:25:06This is not what it looks like, okay?
00:25:07I swear I would never...
00:25:08You're damn right you would never get a man like this.
00:25:10Hey.
00:25:11Hey, what?
00:25:12Are you on her side?
00:25:13Because I swear to god I will kick both of your asses.
00:25:17What's going on in here?
00:25:19Your grandson is a cheating asshole.
00:25:22That's what's going on.
00:25:23Gage, so you finally decided to leave this hussy.
00:25:28Gage?
00:25:29Are you really gonna let her talk to me like that?
00:25:32No.
00:25:34Rosalind!
00:25:35I think that was going a bit too slow.
00:25:36Nobody asked you, bitch!
00:25:38It's clear there's just one bitch in this room, dear.
00:25:41Gage, I am three seconds from storming out of this house.
00:25:45If you ever want to see me again, you better fix...
00:25:47Three, two, one.
00:25:49Can I hold the door for you?
00:25:56That was fun.
00:25:58Now, what did you say your name was?
00:26:00Leah.
00:26:01Leah Parker is her name.
00:26:04I like this one, Gage.
00:26:06She reminds me of someone.
00:26:14I can't believe you were engaged to that cycle.
00:26:17Okay, well, you're the one who dated...
00:26:19Derek.
00:26:20Yeah?
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:21But I ended it.
00:26:23Exactly.
00:26:23At least I have someone.
00:26:26Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
00:26:42Gage, my boy, just in time.
00:26:45These are all the Beta Capital employees closest to receiving their pensions.
00:26:50They're all yours.
00:26:53What's Beta Capital?
00:26:54The company you almost let walk yesterday.
00:26:57Raining fucking bells.
00:27:00Oh, right, yeah.
00:27:05Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to formally welcome you to the Brent Global family.
00:27:13What the fuck are you doing?
00:27:15Fire these worthless fucks.
00:27:17I'm not doing it.
00:27:18Excuse me?
00:27:19They've done nothing wrong.
00:27:21Do the fucking job or you're fired.
00:27:26Also, if my dad asks you to do anything, just do it.
00:27:42You've all done great work at Beta Capital.
00:27:48But we're letting you go effective immediately.
00:27:52I'm so sorry, Ed.
00:27:56You just saved us millions of dollars.
00:28:01Gage, you did well.
00:28:03Thanks, Ted.
00:28:07Mother, what are you doing here?
00:28:10I heard about your Dirty Beta Capital deal.
00:28:13You can't strike me.
00:28:15I'm chairman of the board.
00:28:18Gage, I expect this from my firstborn.
00:28:20But my grandson, what type of man and CEO are you going to be?
00:28:24He's going to be a fucking Caesar.
00:28:26Like his old man.
00:28:27Duke, you imbecile.
00:28:29Your father built this company on ethics, intelligence, and kindness.
00:28:32You are simply the steward of his empire.
00:28:44Remember, Gage, only you can determine what type of man you are to be.
00:29:00What the hell do you want, Derek?
00:29:05I'm here to apologize.
00:29:07My behavior the past couple days was...
00:29:12You deserve someone who treats you with respect.
00:29:15I'm sorry, Ed.
00:29:20I can't believe I'm about to say this, but thank you, Derek.
00:29:27You see any chance we can talk?
00:29:33Yeah, maybe just for a minute.
00:29:35Thank you, Leah.
00:29:40If you really think I'm going to let my nemesis steal you away, you're insane.
00:29:46What are you...
00:29:47What are you doing?
00:29:50Oh, shi...
00:29:55Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:09I see you're a few drinks in.
00:30:11Mind if I catch up?
00:30:14Sorry, no.
00:30:17I don't want to do this.
00:30:21I think H. Jr. feels differently.
00:30:32The woman I love needs to brutally strike me every chance she gets?
00:30:37Then maybe it's time I change my act.
00:30:40It's actually really sweet and insightful.
00:30:45I want to be the man you need me to be.
00:30:48And not just because I really want to see you naked again, but because I...
00:30:54Al, never mind.
00:30:56I probably shouldn't say that.
00:30:57No, no.
00:30:58Hey, tell me.
00:31:03Leah Parker.
00:31:05It took losing you to finally realize...
00:31:11I'm in love with you.
00:31:23Selene, what are you doing?
00:31:25What the hell do you think I'm doing?
00:31:27No, no, no, no, no.
00:31:28Is this about Leah?
00:31:30What? No.
00:31:31Because that little bitch might as well have a sign that reads missionary only on her ass.
00:31:36What's wrong with missionary?
00:31:39Gage, I want to do things to you that'll make your head spin.
00:31:44And you can do anything you want.
00:31:47And put that anywhere you want.
00:31:51Oh, we got me.
00:31:54Holy sh...
00:31:55Holy shit!
00:32:03Did you just fucking hum in your pants?
00:32:09Do you see this body right here?
00:32:11Do you think a smoking hot bitch like me is gonna settle for some selfish, pathetic loser who can't even
00:32:18stick it in before coming like a 12 year old fucking boy?
00:32:21Uh...
00:32:23The answer is no, Gage.
00:32:25I need a man who fucks.
00:32:28Not some man pussy.
00:32:39Oh, ah-ha-wee-wee.
00:32:41Cannot believe that this is happening right now.
00:32:43What's wrong with me?
00:32:45Uh, what's wrong?
00:32:47Was I doing it wrong my sweet?
00:32:48What?
00:32:49What?
00:32:50No, no, I just, um...
00:32:53Hey, hey.
00:32:55Can we just kiss?
00:32:56I do nothing else.
00:33:11What the hell are you-
00:33:12What the hell am I doing?
00:33:14Whoa!
00:33:15Ooh!
00:33:15Ooh!
00:33:16It's all right, baby.
00:33:18We're in love.
00:33:20I don't want to do that, Derek.
00:33:23Okay, actually, uh, I think it's time for you to go.
00:33:25This should have never happened.
00:33:29I'm not going anywhere.
00:33:31Derek!
00:33:31Hey!
00:33:32I get what I came for.
00:33:34Stop!
00:33:34Get off of me, Derek!
00:33:35Please stop, okay?
00:33:36You're so hot when you fight back.
00:33:38Please stop, Derek!
00:33:39Please stop!
00:33:41I'm going to show you how much I love Alina.
00:33:43Now, let's fucking consummate!
00:33:47Hey!
00:33:51Hey!
00:33:57I'm so, so sorry.
00:33:59Are you all right?
00:34:01I think so.
00:34:02Um, he just...
00:34:04He was being so nice.
00:34:06It's...
00:34:07It's not your fault.
00:34:09Do you believe me?
00:34:11Of course I do!
00:34:13Honey, I love you and I only want what's best for you!
00:34:23You want to help me take out this trash?
00:34:26Shhh!
00:34:31You too, Elaine?
00:34:32Just stay away from my daughter.
00:34:38You too, Elaine.
00:34:39Promise me you'll never settle for a man who doesn't love you.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:43Yeah.
00:34:52Um...
00:34:52Do you think I could...
00:34:54borrow a dress?
00:35:02Do you think I could do this?
00:35:04Here, look.
00:35:07Is that mine?
00:35:08Stop checking yourself out, weirdo.
00:35:10What are we doing here?
00:35:11Well, I thought it'd be best if we were together tonight before the end of the spell.
00:35:16Just in case you know something went wrong.
00:35:19Right, and...
00:35:22Why are we all dressed up?
00:35:23Um, um...
00:35:25Um, um...
00:35:30Shit!
00:35:31I love that position, honey.
00:35:34What do we do?
00:35:36Ahahahaha!
00:35:39Gage!
00:35:40What's up?
00:35:40What is she doing here?
00:35:47I strip for you and try to give you the best fuck of your life
00:35:50and you run into the arms of this slut?
00:35:52I'm not a slut.
00:35:53For some reason, Mr. CEO here can't seem to hold his joy juice anymore.
00:35:58But I bet that you already know that, don't you, slut?
00:36:01What the fuck is going on?
00:36:04This is Leah Parker, sir.
00:36:06She's the daughter of that poor bitch Elaine Parker who owns the gym.
00:36:10She's also the slut fucking my fiancΓ©e.
00:36:14Gage, you have three seconds to get this rebel rouser out of my house.
00:36:18She reeks of poverty and lower class entitlement.
00:36:27Shut up.
00:36:33Do it, boy.
00:36:35Give me a reason to put you down.
00:36:39Please, sir.
00:36:40Look, I didn't mean to cause any harm.
00:36:42Gage, I'll never understand why you fuck impoverished creatures miles below your station.
00:36:48This is my fault, actually.
00:36:49I, uh, came here to see Eric.
00:36:55Is this true, Derek?
00:36:56Did you invite this slut to my party?
00:36:59I, I have no idea who this woman is, sir.
00:37:03Hey!
00:37:03So she's poor and a liar.
00:37:06Get this bitch out of my sight!
00:37:08Yes, sir.
00:37:10With me, boys!
00:37:13Don't you see me like that.
00:37:14Hey!
00:37:15Whoa!
00:37:15Hey, put me down!
00:37:16Derek!
00:37:17Derek!
00:37:17Maybe then put me down right now.
00:37:19Will you marry me and give up your dreams?
00:37:20No fucking way!
00:37:22Then this is going to hurt you way more than it's going to hurt me.
00:37:25Take her out!
00:37:26Stop!
00:37:27Put me down!
00:37:27Hey, put her down!
00:37:30Don't touch her again.
00:37:32I'll end every single one of you.
00:37:37Throw that beggar bitch out!
00:37:39Now!
00:37:45You are betraying our engagement and the company.
00:37:48Apologize to me and your sexy, powerful father, or I am leaving you.
00:37:53Do you understand me?
00:37:54I understand.
00:37:57But I'm not apologizing.
00:38:00You all enjoy kissing my father's ass.
00:38:03Excuse us.
00:38:08I don't get why we have to change out of the other suit.
00:38:10I didn't want you to ruin one of my finer suits.
00:38:13Okay.
00:38:13Whew.
00:38:16About what happened downstairs.
00:38:17Uh, no.
00:38:18You're welcome.
00:38:20You're joking.
00:38:22Right?
00:38:23What?
00:38:24Tomorrow, we're going to be back in our own bodies.
00:38:25And I, not you, I am going to have to deal with my father.
00:38:29Why are you so scared of him?
00:38:30He's an asshole.
00:38:30He's my father.
00:38:32He's a bully.
00:38:33He made me fire over 10,000 Beta Capital employees today.
00:38:37What?
00:38:3810,000.
00:38:38I could have stopped that from happening.
00:38:41Do you have any idea what you've done?
00:38:43Of course I do.
00:38:44I'm the one that had to do it.
00:38:45You told me to do everything he said.
00:38:47See, I do not mean that.
00:38:49God.
00:38:50You're actually ruining my life.
00:38:52Me!
00:38:52Yes!
00:38:54Okay, enough.
00:38:56Please, Jesus.
00:39:01Why do we always end up fighting?
00:39:06I don't know.
00:39:09There's just something about you that...
00:39:31Why do you think we keep fighting?
00:39:36I don't know.
00:39:40I don't know whether I want to kill you or kiss you.
00:39:43I...
00:39:45I didn't mean it like that.
00:39:48Are you sure?
00:39:51Because...
00:39:54I kind of can't stop thinking about you.
00:40:08This is so weird.
00:40:11Ha.
00:40:12Yeah.
00:40:13Yeah, I know.
00:40:14I'm feeling a lot of things I've never felt before.
00:40:19Me too.
00:40:23We shouldn't.
00:40:26What?
00:40:27You know.
00:40:29Have sex.
00:40:35I am still on your period.
00:40:40We...
00:40:41We could have sex in the shower.
00:40:45Leah.
00:40:46What?
00:40:49I'm sorry.
00:40:56You're nothing like him, you know.
00:40:58Who?
00:40:59Your father.
00:41:00You might even be a good person.
00:41:04I guess.
00:41:05Yeah, my father's a hard person.
00:41:07But hey, your mother...
00:41:10Wow.
00:41:11I'm sure she drives you crazy.
00:41:13But Leah, she loves you so much.
00:41:18Earlier today, she found...
00:41:21Eric.
00:41:22On top of me.
00:41:23And she...
00:41:24She kicked his ass.
00:41:26Are you serious?
00:41:27I'm so serious.
00:41:29Yes, she threw him out on the street.
00:41:30Literally.
00:41:33Wow.
00:41:36We're not hiding.
00:41:41No, we're not.
00:41:55I'm sorry.
00:41:57I'm sorry.
00:41:58No.
00:41:59I shouldn't have.
00:42:00No, no, no.
00:42:01It's okay.
00:42:02I have an idea.
00:42:04Why don't we...
00:42:05Do the rituals, go to sleep,
00:42:07and tomorrow, when we're in our own bodies,
00:42:10if we still want to, then...
00:42:13Maybe?
00:42:15Despite your dick's severe disagreement.
00:42:20That might be a good idea.
00:42:27Hey.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:42Ready?
00:42:47Spirit to spirit.
00:42:49I call this exchange.
00:42:52Body and soul.
00:42:53Now, rearrange.
00:42:59Good night, Leah.
00:43:01Good night, guys.
00:43:16Still you.
00:43:18What the hell are we going to do?
00:43:21That restaurant is there.
00:43:22And we didn't even ask a single question.
00:43:29Mike, good morning, and thank you for dining with us today.
00:43:33Uh, no, sorry.
00:43:34We're actually...
00:43:36Have I met you before?
00:43:37I don't think so, ma'am.
00:43:39Okay.
00:43:40We're here to ask some questions.
00:43:42Well, I'd be happy to answer your questions,
00:43:44but I only just started working here this week.
00:43:48But our head cook, Mr. C, he's been working here for much longer.
00:43:53He could probably help ya.
00:43:55Hey, Mr. C!
00:43:56What?
00:43:57I got a couple here.
00:44:00Asking some questions for ya.
00:44:04What can I do for yous, too?
00:44:08Are you related to the hostess?
00:44:11Look, yous got a question or what?
00:44:14Yeah.
00:44:15Yes, yes.
00:44:16Um, how long has this restaurant been here?
00:44:19This restaurant?
00:44:22Oh, I'd say, uh, like, four years?
00:44:36Uh, I'm going to miss the next fight competition.
00:44:39I, I need that prize money.
00:44:41So let's just speak at a corporate retreat.
00:44:44If I don't show up, my dad's gonna kill me.
00:44:46How hard can it be to talk to people?
00:44:48Rich and powerful.
00:44:50Have you ever swam in a tank full of sharks?
00:44:52It's a lot easier to talk to just one person.
00:44:54You know nothing about sparring.
00:44:56It's psychology.
00:44:57It's, it's chess.
00:44:59You just don't get it.
00:45:00Like...
00:45:01You could teach me.
00:45:03Yeah.
00:45:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:05You teach me how to fight,
00:45:06and I'll teach you how to run a company.
00:45:09What?
00:45:09That will never work.
00:45:11You have any other ideas?
00:45:15All right.
00:45:18See you on me.
00:45:32Jeff?
00:45:33Jeff Frost?
00:45:37Don't you have a lawyer for this?
00:45:38Yes.
00:45:39But you also need to know every detail in there.
00:45:44Arms up.
00:45:45My arms are up!
00:45:50So who's Cooper?
00:45:52The CSO.
00:45:53Wait, also it's not Cooper.
00:45:54It's...
00:45:54Okay.
00:45:55It's Reggie.
00:45:56So.
00:46:00All right, I guess.
00:46:02Oh, too much.
00:46:06Never break eye contact.
00:46:150.7%, Joe.
00:46:42You're great.
00:46:46Yeah, you too.
00:47:07It still feels so weird.
00:47:09No.
00:47:11I guess you don't have a hard one right now.
00:47:15You should probably go before he wakes up.
00:47:21Oh, what the hell?
00:47:24Don't freak out, Leah.
00:47:26I'm just here to deliver some really bad news.
00:47:28Brent Global kicked me out.
00:47:30I lost the gym.
00:47:33You should have taken me back.
00:47:35Instead of trusting Gage Brentwood.
00:47:37That two-faced bastard!
00:47:39Don't talk to my daughter like that, Derek.
00:47:44You women never learn.
00:47:46I could have saved you.
00:47:47But no.
00:47:49You're too proud.
00:47:51Too independent.
00:47:52That's it.
00:47:54Last chance, Leah.
00:47:56Kiss me and take my hands.
00:47:59Or you and your mom are through.
00:48:02Derek, I got this, Mom.
00:48:16What the f-
00:48:21What do you want, sweetie?
00:48:22I'm still your fiancee, Gucci.
00:48:25I'm not giving up on you, girl.
00:48:30I'd rather stick it in a hot pile of fertilizer.
00:48:33It's that bitch, Leah, isn't it?
00:48:35Don't call her a bitch.
00:48:36She's a good person, unlike you.
00:48:38What did you just say to me?
00:48:39You're not interested in me.
00:48:41You're after my name.
00:48:42You want money, power, fancy condos, heated floors.
00:48:45Like, I'm over it.
00:48:47It's done.
00:48:48Pick up your clothes.
00:48:49Get the fuck out.
00:48:52Nobody talks to me that way.
00:48:54Especially not some pre-ejaculating CEO wannabe.
00:49:04You're embarrassing yourself, Selena.
00:49:06Get the fuck out.
00:49:11Screw you.
00:49:13I'm keeping it.
00:49:19What the hell are you looking at, you old bitch?
00:49:21Just admiring my grandson's decision.
00:49:23And now, bail out.
00:49:34I'm so sorry, Elaine.
00:49:37No.
00:49:38I'm sorry.
00:49:39It's not your fault, baby.
00:49:42It's totally her fault.
00:49:46Oh, you know what?
00:49:47I thought I might see you here today.
00:49:49Hmm.
00:49:50This is my gym now.
00:49:51It belongs to the Brenton family.
00:49:53Which you're not a part of.
00:49:55What happened to your ring, by the way?
00:50:00I'll see you in the ring, bitch.
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:14It's June and gentlemen.
00:50:16Thanks for coming, gentlemen.
00:50:20Don't be coy, Junior.
00:50:22We found out it was you that fired half of our workforce.
00:50:26How do you sleep at night?
00:50:28I've made mistakes.
00:50:29And I have to live with them.
00:50:31But please, I implore you.
00:50:33Stay from my keynote address.
00:50:35I've got a surprise for you.
00:50:41I'm going to be the only one.
00:50:42Hold on.
00:50:42I'm going to be the only one.
00:50:44And what's that?
00:50:45We call it.
00:50:45We fight.
00:50:46It's fancy.
00:50:47Country next, bitch.
00:50:56This is big time, son.
00:50:57You ready?
00:50:58More than ever.
00:51:00You know all those little fuckers out there came to see if you'll fuck this up.
00:51:03Are you going to fuck this up, boy?
00:51:04My chance.
00:51:05I'm gonna make a big impression.
00:51:07You better.
00:51:09Because if you make a fool of me or this company, I'll destroy you.
00:51:14The CEO of Brentwood Global, Mr. Gage Brentwood.
00:51:22Ladies and gentlemen, the fight we've all been waiting for.
00:51:26On the left, we have Celine Baugh as the defending champion.
00:51:30On the right, we have Leo Parker fighting for her second attempt to build.
00:51:38I'm gonna win this prize.
00:51:40Why don't we put you and your mother back on the streets?
00:51:42You really are a foreign person.
00:51:46Brent Global has been a major player in the business world
00:51:48under the leadership of my father, the great duper.
00:51:52But today, we're not here to talk about it, my father.
00:51:56It's about tomorrow.
00:51:59Let's have a clean fight, ladies.
00:52:07Don't hurt that.
00:52:08I'll tear you apart, cunt.
00:52:10Jesus, who raised you?
00:52:12Back to your corners.
00:52:20So, did you get what you wanted?
00:52:23It's you.
00:52:27It's you.
00:52:31It's you.
00:52:37Holy shit.
00:52:40Back to my heart.
00:52:42Back to my body.
00:52:53I can say something
00:52:58I got you now you fucking sewer rat
00:53:00You and your mom are going to live off of clubs for the rest of your pathetic lives
00:53:16My father used Brain Global to bully, to conquer, and to exploit the disadvantages of others for our best interest
00:53:24What the fuck is this?
00:53:26I didn't have the courage to just say no
00:53:29Until a strong, confident person who always fights back, even when she's dealt a bad hand
00:53:34Taught me that it's necessary to stand up to injustice
00:53:38And to say no when you feel that it's wrong in your heart
00:53:44So my answer is no
00:53:45No more treachery
00:53:48No more dirty deals
00:53:50No more
00:53:53As of this moment
00:53:55I resign from the position of CEO
00:53:57I 6 essence
00:54:00cash for your
00:54:05I4
00:54:09I5
00:54:10I dapat
00:54:10Captain
00:54:11What do you ask for me
00:54:15I' Seventeen
00:54:15I bum2
00:54:15I lay in my face
00:54:21I lit
00:54:22Behind CY
00:54:26Anybody
00:54:27pointer
00:54:28What?
00:54:47What am I watching?
00:54:49The best show ever!
00:54:54That's not a good deal.
00:54:56How about this?
00:54:57You lose this fight,
00:54:59and I'll steal it from inside.
00:55:01You bitch!
00:55:07One, two,
00:55:10ten!
00:55:32I'm so proud of you.
00:55:35Wait, wait, what about your speech?
00:55:38I crushed it.
00:55:39Yeah?
00:55:40I'm no longer a CEO.
00:55:43You know what? You don't need the title to be the name that you are.
00:55:45You're amazing.
00:55:53Congratulations, Miss Parker.
00:55:55And you, Mr. Brickwood.
00:55:57You really surprised us today.
00:55:59Thank you, sir.
00:56:01What the fuck was that?
00:56:03I took your advice, Dad.
00:56:05I decided who I wanted to be.
00:56:07A pussy who stabs his father in the back?
00:56:10You're a corrupt man, and I want nothing to do with you.
00:56:13Why don't you go ahead and tell your little side slut that it was you who bought up the building?
00:56:18That's right, bitch.
00:56:20You fell in love with your mother's enemy.
00:56:24He's the reason I lost the gym?
00:56:29Mom, I can explain.
00:56:30He took everything from us, Leah.
00:56:32How could you fall in love with a man like that?
00:56:35Mom.
00:56:36Mrs. Parker, it's true, and I'm so sorry.
00:56:39I promise to do everything in my power to help you.
00:56:42I am seizing all your funds and properties.
00:56:46You'll never be able to take care of these working-class gangs.
00:56:51Now get the fuck out of my gym!
00:56:54You're a petty little man.
00:56:55And if you do anything to hurt these women...
00:56:58You'll what?
00:56:59I'm untouchable.
00:57:01I'm the fucking king!
00:57:04I'm Caesar, and Brent Pobel is my fucking Rome!
00:57:09Not so fast, son.
00:57:18What are you doing here, mother?
00:57:20I'm here to assure the future of the company.
00:57:22Oh, yeah.
00:57:24I'm the past, present, and the future of this company.
00:57:28Me!
00:57:29This company needs a leader, not a tyrant.
00:57:32Oh, shut up, mother!
00:57:33I control the board.
00:57:35They do whatever I say.
00:57:36It's my company.
00:57:38Not daddy's, and not yours.
00:57:41Funny you should say that, dear.
00:57:46What the fuck is this?
00:57:48Well, while you were busy abusing your power, I was busy buying up shares.
00:57:54You... you what?
00:57:56Perhaps if you spend a little less time making your employees' lives miserable,
00:58:00and live a little more time actually running your business,
00:58:03you would have found out.
00:58:05You bought 61% of all company shares?
00:58:10That's correct.
00:58:11And I'm calling an emergency board meeting tomorrow.
00:58:14First thing, I am going to appoint Gage Brentwood as our rightful CEO.
00:58:25This isn't over, son.
00:58:27I'm going to rip you into a tiny million little pieces and piss all over them
00:58:31and shove them down your fucking throat!
00:58:34Shitty-ass gym!
00:58:35Grandma, are you sure?
00:58:37Today you decided the kind of man in T.E.L.U. want to be.
00:58:41And it wouldn't be possible without you, dear.
00:58:50I have one condition.
00:58:53I'd like to return all the real estate we purchased from Beta Capital,
00:58:57starting with this building.
00:58:58If we're going to do this deal, we do it the right way.
00:59:02As a sign of our appreciation for your kindness,
00:59:06Beta Capital will return the gym to Elaine Parker.
00:59:11All debts clean!
00:59:15I look forward to doing business with you.
00:59:19Magnificent handshake.
00:59:24You know, I used to think you were just some jerk
00:59:29that has rocks off on ruining other people's lives.
00:59:32I was wrong.
00:59:35You may have been raised by evil,
00:59:37but you never lost sight of the good in your heart.
00:59:40I am so proud of you,
00:59:42for standing up for what you believe in.
00:59:46I learned from the best.
00:59:52I love you, Leah.
00:59:55I love you, too.
01:00:08What do you mean you didn't know she bought the shares?
01:00:11You have one job,
01:00:13and all you've done is get caught with a mouthful of shit, you pig fuck!
01:00:20Get the fuck out!
01:00:22Mr. Brentwood, sir?
01:00:27Selene.
01:00:29I heard Gage called off the engagement.
01:00:31I'm sorry my son's such a fucking idiot.
01:00:33It's his loss, sir.
01:00:35But thank you.
01:00:37Actually, I was hoping to have a moment of your time.
01:00:41Okay.
01:00:42Just make it quick, sugar tits.
01:00:43I got some big moves to make.
01:00:45Big moves by a big man.
01:00:48You got that right now.
01:00:49What can I do for you, hun?
01:00:52I have a...
01:00:55proposition.
01:00:57We can still take back what's ours.
01:01:22Is it weird to say that I miss this place?
01:01:25You mean you miss this place, or you miss me and me?
01:01:30Maybe a little of both.
01:01:32Maybe.
01:01:39What are you doing here?
01:01:40I just came to invite you to the emergency board meeting.
01:01:43Too bad, though.
01:01:44Looks like you're gonna miss it.
01:01:46And you know the rules.
01:01:48If the major shareholders don't show,
01:01:49the majority vote wins.
01:01:52Someone help me!
01:01:53I'm locked inside!
01:02:01You have no power over the board.
01:02:03Oh, yes we do.
01:02:05Wait, we?
01:02:07What are you talking about?
01:02:09Did I not mention?
01:02:11Looks like we're gonna be family after all.
01:02:19What have you done?
01:02:21I'm marrying your father.
01:02:23Ew.
01:02:24Ew.
01:02:25My father?
01:02:26That's disgusting.
01:02:27I took back what's mine.
01:02:29Something you two are too chicken shit to understand.
01:02:32You're...
01:02:33Wait.
01:02:35You're...
01:02:36Actually going to be-
01:02:37Fuck?
01:02:37I'm gonna be sick.
01:02:38Nope.
01:02:39You should be jealous, bitch.
01:02:41Daddy Duke was amazing.
01:02:44He lasts way longer than Mr. Comes in his pants here.
01:02:49Sorry.
01:02:50The emergency board meeting starts in less than an hour.
01:02:54Duke, your father, my new husband, will announce your resignation.
01:02:59Without your grandmother, he calls the shots.
01:03:02You're going to jail for this.
01:03:03Be nice, Gagey.
01:03:05Or should I say...
01:03:07Son?
01:03:08No.
01:03:09Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:03:10Boo.
01:03:12Affirmed.
01:03:12Okay.
01:03:27Did you take care of it?
01:03:28You bet I did.
01:03:31Okay.
01:03:32Here's the plan.
01:03:33I'm gonna hold them off.
01:03:34You go to the board meeting, alright?
01:03:35No.
01:03:36I'm not gonna leave you.
01:03:47That's it.
01:03:49I'm not gonna leave you alone.
01:03:50You swopped.
01:03:51You swopped.
01:03:57Okay, let's go, that's fine.
01:04:04Derrick, what do you want?
01:04:06You really just think you could steal the D-man's girl,
01:04:11partake in some sexy kickboxing orgy behind his back?
01:04:17Guess what, pal?
01:04:19I've been secretly training myself.
01:04:21And I'm here for mean revenge.
01:04:28Fucking evil.
01:04:30All right, he's just so punishment.
01:04:31Let's go.
01:04:34Oh, Derek.
01:04:38Those in favor of Duke Brentwood being CEO, please raise your hand.
01:04:48That's four of four.
01:04:50Anything you'd like to add, darling?
01:04:54It's a shame.
01:04:56My shitty family didn't show up to the meeting today.
01:05:00But a vote is a vote.
01:05:05I accept the position as your new CEO.
01:05:09Wait just a second.
01:05:13I thought you took care of him.
01:05:15I did.
01:05:15Shut up.
01:05:19And you.
01:05:21I'll have you thrown in jail.
01:05:25Oh, shut up, Duke.
01:05:27This is Rosalind Brentwood speaking.
01:05:29Majority shareholder of this company.
01:05:31And I'm locked inside my bedroom because someone tried to sabotage this meeting.
01:05:35Hear me now.
01:05:36I exercise my right to appoint Gage Brentwood as the new CEO of Brent Global and Duke York.
01:05:42Wait, hold up.
01:05:43Let us, Grandma.
01:05:44Sure.
01:05:46You're fired.
01:05:48No!
01:05:53Security.
01:05:55Take these two out.
01:06:00Bitch.
01:06:01Yeah.
01:06:03All right.
01:06:05I look forward to working with each and every one of you.
01:06:09Yeah.
01:06:09What he said.
01:06:23It's you.
01:06:25What?
01:06:26No.
01:06:27No.
01:06:28Don't do that.
01:06:29I know that you know that we know.
01:06:34I'm afraid I don't know.
01:06:36But I found this package waiting for y'all outside.
01:06:40Bye-bye now.
01:06:42What?
01:06:43Hey!
01:06:48Oh my God.
01:06:51Okay.
01:06:53To activate the swab, whisper these words while intertwined.
01:07:01What do you think of what I'm thinking?
01:07:15Now it's my turn.
01:07:16No.
01:07:17No, no, no.
01:07:17Wait, wait, wait.
01:07:18One more minute.
01:07:19Oh.
01:07:20Oh.
01:07:21I think I get it now.
01:07:22Oh, sacks really does matter.
01:07:25Oh.
01:07:25Ah.
01:07:32You
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