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00:20Look at this.
00:26The soon-to-be ex-wife of the game.
00:33I think it's so obvious she's not gonna be fair.
00:36She's not gonna be impartial.
00:37Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the special guest
00:41referee for the forthcoming contest, Stephanie McMahon-Hemsley.
00:48Give it up, J.R.
00:51She would make that French figure skating judge look like a saint.
00:58Ooh, she is smoking.
00:59Would it kill you to clap just one time, just a little round of applause?
01:03And I'd be as disingenuous as the NWO.
01:06I don't care to live my life that way, thank you.
01:12You know what this means, don't you?
01:14John Howard.
01:16Hey, explain to him how to do his job, too.
01:19I'm gonna make another now.
01:21That's good.
01:22Ladies and gentlemen, I've been corrected.
01:25Your special guest referee for the forthcoming contest, Stephanie McMahon.
01:34She's back to being a McMahon now.
01:36She's already touched the Hemsley.
01:37That didn't take long, did it?
01:41She was pregnant.
01:42Again, the folks in the game with her soon-to-be former husband,
01:45alleging she was pregnant.
01:48And you were, you were.
01:51You know, sometimes I'm pregnant, J.R.
01:53Go J.R.
01:54She's pregnant.
01:56That's sad.
01:57Sometimes those test strips turn the wrong color.
02:00You are!
02:02You are!
02:04You are!
02:04This is not good.
02:05Listen to these people.
02:07You are!
02:21You are!
02:24You are!
02:24You are!
02:25Man, that's big there.
02:26From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 237 pounds, Kurt Engel!
02:32And no extent, she's surprised for the next 30 minutes searching Kurt for foreign objects.
02:39Have you ever seen the referee clap for one of the participants in the match?
02:45Only if she was gonna screw one of the other participants.
02:48Hey, J.R.
03:00Game time.
03:07Game time.
03:07You are!
03:08J.R.
03:12He's gonna be moving out of Greenwich, Connecticut.
03:12I got to bet of the game is going to be moving out of Greenwich, Connecticut.
03:16I got to bet of the game is going to be moving out of Greenwich, Connecticut.
03:17Those people are so snobbish there.
03:19If you don't live there, you've got to pay money to go to the beach.
03:22I know, the fire department doesn't even make house calls.
03:26Game time.
03:30Boy, this should be a great job.
03:33And look at that evil, almost demonic expression of that young woman's face.
03:39I said it before, I'll say it again.
03:41Even I'm saying, no fury like the wrath of a woman scorned.
03:51And she had been scorned, JR, she's definitely been scorned.
03:55How do you figure that?
03:57My God, he struck her down.
03:59He appeared, humiliated her on worldwide television.
04:04Are you condoning the fact that she tried to make him,
04:07everybody else thinks she was pregnant with their child?
04:10All she was trying to do was a little manipulation, look at this.
04:13Whoa!
04:16She was trying to get her husband to renew his wedding vows, that's all, as simple as that.
04:23He just wanted to show the world how much she loved him.
04:27Well, I'll tell you what, if you've got Triple H in the office pool, I don't like their chances,
04:32as long as this woman is the referee.
04:35You know, there's another old thing, if you love somebody, you gotta lie to them every now and then.
04:40I ain't never heard that old thing.
04:44What's wrong with my microphone?
04:49No one has accomplished more in their short career than Kurt Angle.
04:55Two-time former WWE Champion, but Triple H can't take his eyes,
05:01much like the king, off Stephanie, but for much different reasons.
05:06Well, Stephanie, don't, look, don't, she needs to take her eyes off Triple H.
05:10Don't look at that glistening body of his and those bulging biceps.
05:13Don't get turned on, don't go back on what, look.
05:18She's reminding the game that she is in charge.
05:22She's like most marriages, man.
05:23She's the boss.
05:24Kurt Angle.
05:24Hey, Gorilla.
05:26Whoa.
05:26And Stephanie down very quickly.
05:27Quick count.
05:28There's Inside Cradle, Inside Cradle and Angle not wasting any time.
05:31You will think that there might be a fast count on the move in the offering there on
05:35those two occasions.
05:36They were fast, but.
05:37Triple H.
05:40Countered to Kurt Angle.
05:43And a hard knock down, a tape right hand.
05:45And his former four-time champion already complaining that, and roughly so,
05:51that his former be loved on a little quick count there.
05:55A little quick on the trigger.
05:56And then he complained that she was slow counting on Kurt, but she's probably
05:59tired if she was counting so fast as a person.
06:02Good angle.
06:03We'll go on lit magoni, I'll tell you that.
06:06Can I go on record once again, or get out already to go on record and see?
06:10Let's face it.
06:11The game, he's got no chance.
06:13Kurt.
06:15You've gone on the record, and I can't deny it.
06:19I think you're probably gonna be right, unfortunately.
06:22And middle of the game, kicking away at Kurt Angle.
06:25You know what everybody wants to think out there.
06:27It's the game.
06:28It's what he spent eight months recuperating.
06:30This is all about his shot at WrestleMania.
06:35I mean, this could cost him everything.
06:38But unfortunately, I'm afraid that's what's gonna happen.
06:40The game has had great success at the last couple of No Way Out events.
06:43He beat Mankind in a Hell in a Cell two years ago, and last year.
06:47He's stoned cold two out of three falls.
06:54Nice suplex by Angle.
06:56I think they want Stephanie to take her shirt off.
07:00Look, he started that.
07:02Well.
07:03I know that sign over there is your handwriting.
07:06The main event at WrestleMania will feature one of these two men.
07:11And it shouldn't even have come to this, quite frankly.
07:14My God.
07:15My gosh.
07:16She did.
07:17Kurt Angle looking at close lining the game.
07:20Help her.
07:21But he got the referee inadvertently.
07:23She knocked hell on somebody.
07:25We got no referee here.
07:27We need some help out here.
07:28Go help her, JR.
07:30Get that move over there.
07:31Why don't you go help her?
07:33Not the male.
07:33I will help her.
07:34She is not.
07:35She's unconscious.
07:36And then in the game, he's opening up on Kurt Angle.
07:39But quite frankly, there's nobody here to count the fall.
07:44Nice high back body drop.
07:45Great elevation there by the game on Kurt Angle.
07:49Come on.
07:49Angle over the top.
07:50Help your fellow fallen referee there.
07:52Upside down on his head and our referee is not moving.
07:57Look at this.
07:58I guess you can see he's really traumatized by the fact that his wife is almost decapitated.
08:03He may be laughing.
08:05I mean, that she's got exactly what she had coming to her.
08:08Look at this.
08:09I don't know if I can stand up.
08:10Look at this.
08:12No.
08:18And they're gonna go hammer those right hands.
08:21Again, these other officials are helping Stephanie up.
08:25Her chest.
08:27And Triple H, swinging that break.
08:31She's a young, beautiful, innocent woman.
08:33And there's Tim White.
08:35And there's Tim White.
08:36And Tim White got a near fall.
08:38Down the near fall.
08:39Are you okay?
08:41Are you all right?
08:43What's Tim White doing in there?
08:46Did you?
08:47Did somebody else do it?
08:49Look at Triple H actually waving goodbye to his fallen wife.
08:53And if her lawyer has any way, he'll be waving goodbye to his money too.
08:57He's got that light.
08:58Five, two, three.
09:00Triple H taking care of some business here with those right hands on Kurt Angle.
09:05And Angle, if Angle and Stephanie, wink, wink, if we're in collusion here.
09:10Angle's gotta go to plan B.
09:12He might actually have to win this match on his ability.
09:14And now I don't like Kurt's chances.
09:16Boom.
09:17Like I said from the start, it's not looking good for Kurt.
09:20Third angle.
09:23German suplex locked in, delivering two.
09:30Again trying to block the third one.
09:34Did momentarily, but, and now three suplexes, the hook of the leg here.
09:40And Triple H, the great upper body strength they were to power out of.
09:44That was a slow count if I've ever seen him.
09:46Time that with a sundial.
09:47One, two, one, two, one.
09:49Here White be fighting Irish and from the world famous friendly tap.
09:57And Angle now stumbling away.
09:59Not only is he beating the game up right now, he's gonna talk a little bit.
10:05You heard what he said.
10:06Kurt Angle said McClendon is a good father.
10:09What does Kurt Angle know about?
10:11Being a good father.
10:13Look at this biased referee, what I will, this is.
10:17Well, I mean, I'm talking about Tim White's chest.
10:20Well, what kind of father do you think Triple H would be?
10:22What is that for us to say?
10:25There's the elbow.
10:26Look at the leg again.
10:28You know, one thing, Stephanie, if it's in that song, you're the reason our kids are ugly.
10:34Imagine the nose of the baby would have had to go.
10:37Well, it could have been prominent.
10:38They're going around picking up peanuts with it.
10:40This crowd.
10:41No.
10:42Ahead of Kurt Angle.
10:43Sometimes it's not that hard to do.
10:45And this time, it's like the game turning angle around.
10:50Stephanie must have the best news that has happened to the game.
10:56Look at that.
10:57Two pieces of good news.
10:58He's gonna get rid of the woman in divorce court, and now she's not refereeing this match.
11:02I'd say he's had a pretty good week.
11:04There's a cover.
11:05He's got a kick out though.
11:07Here's the game.
11:10Look at that suplex one more time.
11:12JR, come on, call this.
11:14Beautiful.
11:15Belly to belly over at suplex.
11:17Angle over.
11:17Another one.
11:18Nobody can suplex as well as Kurt Angle.
11:20There's no doubt about that.
11:22Angle, open the leg, and again the game.
11:25We learned that in the Olympics.
11:28I think he probably learned it before he got to the Olympics, but in any event,
11:33that's your story.
11:34I'm sure you're sticking to it.
11:35Another belly to belly over here.
11:37That's three.
11:38Get a hook of the leg.
11:40And I know that the game is in great shape, King, but he's a human being also.
11:45Kurt Angle said, Kurt thinks he's bigger than the game.
11:48He thinks he's stronger than the game, thinks he's better than the game.
11:54That would be a little bit more help.
11:56That would close the deal, I think.
11:59It's tough to be.
12:02Kurt Angle shouldn't even be in this match.
12:05You know what you should be doing right now?
12:07You should be checking on Stephanie's condition.
12:10I figured that would be more down your alley.
12:13You're the one with the hotline in the back.
12:16Now we're gonna do the hotline in, all in on here.
12:19That's this now.
12:20Reversal by Kurt Angle and now Angle.
12:23That's the one way to slow the game down.
12:26And we're using that super hold.
12:28And the game, a little slowly fading away here.
12:36And the guy gets hurt, he tears his thigh muscle, the quadricep for Morris, actually.
12:41Yeah.
12:42Out eight months, goes to the Royal Rumble, wins it.
12:45Right.
12:45Should be at the Man of Man of WrestleMania until he offended his soon-to-be
12:50former father-in-law, Mr. McMahon.
12:51And exactly how did he do that?
12:53He called Mr. McMahon, the owner of the company that Triple H works for,
12:56called him an asshole.
13:00There you go.
13:00Continue your story now.
13:01And now, so he gets punished by having to fight Kurt Angle here for
13:06the number one contender slot that Triple H rightfully won at the Royal Rumble.
13:12Well, he should have kept his mouth shut.
13:16Angle.
13:17How many jobs do you know in the world that you can go around and call your boss an asshole
13:21and get away with it?
13:23Not too many other roles.
13:24Well, that's right.
13:25So, Triple H is not gonna get away with it either.
13:30At least he wasn't until Step 1 knocked out of this match.
13:32Triple H trying to free himself.
13:35And Angle cognaciously holding on to the sleeper.
13:39And that's one way to-
13:43No.
13:46Look to regain the advantage.
13:49Angle's like a piranha now.
13:50He's gonna stay all over the game.
13:54Talk a little smack to Triple H.
14:00Triple H's great strength coming to the front there,
14:04walking around the corner into the powerbomb situation.
14:08And Triple H delivered the powerbomb on Kurt Angle.
14:10There's so much on the line here.
14:13Which one of these guys are gonna get up and go to WrestleMania?
14:17For every athlete that has any class or character, both these guys, quite frankly, do.
14:23They bleed this business.
14:25To be in a main event at WrestleMania is a tremendous honor.
14:28It's a great challenge, but it's a great honor to be in a main event.
14:31Eight.
14:32At the biggest event, the World Series or the Super Bowl of our business.
14:36The refs at nine.
14:38Both men are back up.
14:39We're live here in Milwaukee.
14:42Bradley Center sold out.
14:44First day tickets went on sale several weeks ago.
14:47And now the game, reasserting himself physically on Kurt Angle.
14:51Both guys in great condition.
14:53Whoa.
14:53Has a high knee.
14:54A la Harley Race and the knockdown by the game.
15:00And again, the game.
15:02Telegraph that.
15:07And now you start wondering how much-
15:08One, two.
15:08One, two.
15:09One, two.
15:11And that was a close, close near fall.
15:14Two count.
15:15This is the two count.
15:16Boosh.
15:17And the game measures that right hand.
15:20Angle trying to counter.
15:22And a face buster by Triple H.
15:24One, two.
15:25One, two.
15:25Hook in the leg.
15:26Referee's in good position.
15:28And Angle able to kick out.
15:30And now you start wondering how much is left in the tank of the former Olympian.
15:36Yeah, I'm worried about it now.
15:37I don't feel good about it at all.
15:41I felt that from the beginning, didn't I?
15:43Angle kind of, yeah, he's been very concerned about it.
15:47Angle kind of getting that scarlet dog syndrome.
15:51And I'm coming for it, I'm getting a gold medal winner.
15:53See, when you change referees on Kurt, his whole strategy hasn't changed.
15:57I guess.
15:58Wait a minute.
15:59What happened?
16:00What happened?
16:01Angle just nailed the referee.
16:03I think Angle wanted to get his, see, if we only had Stephanie, this clumsy Tim White.
16:08In the wrong place at the wrong time.
16:11How do you figure that?
16:12They're doing his job.
16:14Angle came from behind.
16:15Stumbled right in the way.
16:17How come we're not seeing that again?
16:18And that's a low blow right there.
16:20That went undetected by the referee, Tim White.
16:24He's barely moving.
16:29The angle slam, the angle slam, a low blow, and the angle slam, it wouldn't have been.
16:36Look at this.
16:37For God's sake.
16:39She's barely.
16:39She's already looking at the shoulders.
16:41She was counting Tribalites' feet.
16:44She's hurt.
16:46There's a hook of the legs.
16:48Three.
16:48Did she say three?
16:50I think she's not able to do the five count.
16:53One, two.
16:56Tribalites getting that shoulder off the-
16:57How is he doing that?
16:59Stephanie, count quicker.
17:02Angle now taking advantage here.
17:05One referee down in the ring.
17:06Uh-oh.
17:07The straps have come down.
17:08Now Kurt's getting serious.
17:09I've seen guys do that before.
17:11Well, that means it's about time to get serious.
17:13And now Angle with an ankle on.
17:14Yeah, here we go.
17:17Look at it.
17:17No.
17:19Tribalites counter.
17:20No, not again.
17:21And shot cut on the leg back into the corner.
17:23Tribalites did that on purpose, Daryl.
17:25Where Angle's favorite referee was standing.
17:29Tribalites did it on purpose.
17:31DDT.
17:33The hook of the leg.
17:35How about a three?
17:36See what you've done now Tribalites?
17:49I don't know that Hunter knew that.
17:51Look at this.
17:51Stephanie was behind.
17:53Tim White is not the official referee of record now, I don't think.
17:56Well, he was.
17:57It wouldn't matter now.
17:58Well, how clumsy is that guy?
18:01Knocked outside.
18:02He stumbled on.
18:03There's another German suplex by Kurt Angle.
18:06Look at Stephanie.
18:07Beautiful hair.
18:13Kurt Angle now, what's he think?
18:15We got two referees down.
18:16What, Kurt?
18:17What are you eating?
18:18Well, that's a little bit desperate measure, don't you think?
18:20You gotta let Stephanie sit down.
18:22She needs her, she's-
18:23He's not getting that chair for Stephanie's use.
18:26I damn sure guarantee you that.
18:31He does the chair shot.
18:33Wait a minute.
18:35Could've been.
18:36Yeah.
18:38Man, the game's real.
18:40No, look at this.
18:41Right on top.
18:42Here comes that clumsy Tim White.
18:43Tim White back in.
18:44The pattern.
18:46Again, it's over here.
18:47Here we go.
18:49What the heck?
18:51Did you see it?
18:52Tim just dropped an elbow with Tim White.
18:55What?
18:56What is she doing now?
18:58She's telling where the referee is.
18:59It's hard for me.
19:00What a blow.
19:01Get out there, Tim White.
19:03Were you hurt?
19:04Man, his shamrocks are-
19:05She is in charge.
19:06The lucky charms of the Irishman.
19:09Show me who the boss is.
19:11Uh-oh.
19:12You can't hit the ref.
19:13You cannot hit the ref if you do.
19:15Wait a minute.
19:16If he does, he'll-
19:17Triple H, you gotta remember what's at stake here.
19:20Triple H, you wanna go to WrestleMania.
19:23What hitter, you hothead.
19:24You lose.
19:25You gotta stay composed.
19:27He's gonna hitter.
19:28Look at that.
19:30My God.
19:31He's gonna do worse than dinner.
19:33He's gonna pedigree.
19:34Pedigree on the chair.
19:36The shot right to the spine, right to the head.
19:39Angle did in the chair on the skull of the game.
19:42He's still not down.
19:43Come on.
19:44The game somehow.
19:45My God, he's back up.
19:46Two chair tops.
19:48He's back.
19:48The angle slam.
19:52One, two, three.
19:54I won't believe this.
19:55J.R.
19:56You shouldn't believe.
19:57I knew it was gonna happen.
19:59Here is your winner, Kurt Angle.
20:03We said that Angle and Stephanie were gonna screw the game, and that's exactly what happened.
20:09That's gonna be an Olympic WrestleMania, how appropriate.
20:12And so, thanks to Mr. McMahon, thanks to his daughter, thanks to the chair shots,
20:19and thanks to Kurt Angle, Triple H's winning the Royal Rumble didn't mean a damn thing.
20:24And thanks to the good Lord, sometimes good things happen to good people.
20:28Yes.
20:30All right.
20:32How can you feel anything but sadness about a man who, for eight months,
20:40pre-happy, all down the drain.
20:43J.R., his personal life has gone to hell.
20:47One can't creep forever.
20:48Let's talk about the fact that Kurt Angle's going to WrestleMania.
20:52Triple H's personal life has gone to hell.
20:58His professional life has gone to hell, thanks to that witch of a future ex-wife
21:05of his, eight months, meaning nothing.
21:09Can you not think about the fact that Kurt Angle is now going to WrestleMania?
21:12Let's talk about that a little bit.
21:13Well, go ahead then.
21:14Kurt Angle's going to WrestleMania.
21:16There you go.
21:17That's about all you wanna say about that.
21:18Here's a man that gave us everything he had, eight months and a career-threatening injury.
21:23He shouldn't even have been in this damn match.
21:25That meant for his soon-to-be future father-in-law.
21:27Well, let me ask you this.
21:28Do you not see the fact that Kurt Angle was about to pedigree his lovely wife?
21:32Was he or was he not?
21:33It looked like he was, yeah.
21:34It looked like he was.
21:35And nobody would have shed any tears on that one either.
21:37Well, Kurt Angle just happened to catch a quick victory.
21:41Now Kurt's going to WrestleMania and Olympic WrestleMania, JR.
21:44Two tear shots, an Olympic slam, and the man soon-to-be X-Y and the referee.
21:49Yeah, a little bit of a uphill climb.
21:52The gang just got screwed out of the main event at WrestleMania.
21:56That's what's happened.
21:57Well, let's see if that's exactly what happened.
21:59There's what happened right there.
22:00You see Triple H.
22:01I can't believe he's gonna do that.
22:03One tear shot.
22:06Another one from the referee.
22:07But she didn't call a disqualification.
22:09Of course not.
22:10She didn't see it.
22:11She was trying to .
22:12She's looking right at it.
22:14She didn't give a damn.
22:16Here's all she saw.
22:17Premier League Olympic slam.
22:19Stephanie has ruined the game's personal life.
22:22And now she's had a hand in ruining his professional life.
22:29Boy, that is eight punts down the drain.
22:33Wow, that's a sad damn day for the game.
22:37He deserves better than this, ladies and gentlemen.
22:40He deserves better.
22:42Look at Kurt.
22:43You're going to WrestleMania.
22:46That's bigger than Disney World.
22:47It's like the Olympics.
22:49Unbelievable.
22:50I beat Triple H just like I said I would.
22:52I did it.
22:53I am the man.
22:54Hey, you.
22:55Is my car ready to go?
22:56Yes, sir.
22:57All right, listen.
22:58If anyone asks where I'm going, you tell them I'm going to WrestleMania.
23:03Woo!
23:04I'll see you later.
23:06Yeah!
23:07Angle!
23:08USA gold, baby!
23:10Maybe he's driving to Toronto.
23:11He's not even going to take time to shower or anything!
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