00:00I'm here to impart my wisdom about what I've learned in life.
00:04I will make absolutely sure that you have every opportunity that life has to offer.
00:08I'm not going to lie to you.
00:09The only way to guarantee success is with an education.
00:13And in order to prepare you for a top school, you have to go to a great preschool.
00:20Welcome to Pugsley's Academy of Excellence.
00:22We only accept the best here.
00:24A prepared child is a successful child.
00:26Oh my god.
00:27Excellent.
00:29Unfortunately, this year, we only have one slot.
00:34I know they have a strategy.
00:36I just have to figure out what it is.
00:38We need to know what Dylan's up against.
00:40You are insane.
00:41Welcome to my humble abode.
00:44Daddy?
00:45Ah.
00:45Can I show him my new routine?
00:47Wonderful idea.
00:49Routine?
00:50Find another option, another path for Dylan.
00:52I didn't have a kid to not have him go to the best preschool in town, Alan.
00:56Isn't it nice to connect to other parents?
00:59This is Dylan.
01:00Nice to meet you, bud.
01:01Athletic little guy.
01:03Fine.
01:03Oh my god.
01:05Oh my god.
01:08I underestimated him.
01:09It is on.
01:11Oh my god.
01:17Oh my god.
01:21We are a brilliant team.
01:23There isn't a single problem we can't fix.
01:25We are just getting started, Todd.
01:31You've been in fights.
01:35You kidnapped senior citizens.
01:37Spread out.
01:40I don't know which one of the two of you are crazier.
01:43I just want the same thing.
01:44Oi!
01:45What's best for our children?
01:51Get off.
01:52I just think you need a doctor.
01:54Yeah.
01:54Yeah.
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