00:06they've been friends for years i can think of no finer people to see the new year in with
00:12than with your good selves i see them once every century what's all this then it's called the pod
00:18belly and we have those in england along with culture you never change do you what do you mean
00:24they can look past each other's failings i could feel the cellulite building up on me on the plane
00:29she's fine when she's asleep i heard that thank you darling they can forgive each other's mistakes
00:35you are stuck in a recurring pattern you know those mice that go around on those little wheels
00:39imagine one wearing a tight leather skirt we can't all have our lives figured out as well as you do
00:43and they can admit their secret passions peter fill me with your little babies oh my god but can they
00:53survive a weekend in the same house together peter's never been very interested in women
00:57you slept with sarah i know you did my dear the archbishop of canterbury slept with sarah
01:03remember how in love you were with andrew here is there anyone else down there you used to sleep
01:08with this is ruining our marriage i don't think so well congratulate me i seem to turn andrew back
01:13into an alcoholic maggie into an erotomania sarah into a nun you make mother theresa look like a
01:23it's not going exactly as i planned
01:28get to know peter and his friends as they get to know each other actually i no longer sleep with
01:34men or women all over again if i did i promise you you'll be right up there on my wish
01:40list
01:40together with michelle pfeiffer and river phoenix peter's friends how long have you been married now
01:47almost three years it's about a long time for hollywood isn't it didn't you get some kind of
01:51plaque yes we stay together five years i get three hair transplants and she gets a new set of breasts
01:55not so she'll have four yes but her agent gets one
01:58no no no stop it
01:59you
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