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00:08On the plus side, still fits.
00:12I was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again.
00:16There he is.
00:17Welcome back.
00:19Thank you, sir.
00:20Happy to be here.
00:21Ready to ace my second chance.
00:23It's just...
00:24For the longest of these necessary,
00:26you fell as far as you could without getting about.
00:30You have to earn your way back to Short Sleeves.
00:32I know it's a bummer,
00:33but I'm excited to have you back on patrol.
00:37For a little while.
00:38So, what's happening?
00:40Am I riding solo or are you pairing me with someone?
00:44It's not really my call to make.
00:46But you know the answer.
00:48I can't really let time tell you.
00:50But you won't.
00:51Because UCs have a blood bond of honesty
00:54that will last until the apocalypse.
00:56So, spill it.
00:58I'm just the messenger.
01:00I don't understand.
01:01You won't be riding with me anymore.
01:03Then who?
01:04You're going to be training Penn.
01:06Are you kidding?
01:06Not only do I have to go back into the suck
01:08that is uniformed police work.
01:10Not only do I have to walk a high wire act of perfection
01:13every minute of the day for the next six months.
01:16I'm getting paired with a training officer
01:17so legendarily can't take her
01:19as she makes Tim Bradford look like Mr. Rogers.
01:21I'm getting stuck with a Texas lemon
01:23who should have been fired
01:24for a multitude of reasons.
01:27Yes.
01:28Yes.
01:29Yes.
01:39And you heard the mechanic say
01:41that he would get it done today.
01:43He said those actual words.
01:45Yes.
01:46Even though last time
01:46it took him over a week
01:47to order the parts.
01:48Hey, I put the fear of God in it.
01:51Okay?
01:52It'll be done by fire.
01:54Luna, my savior,
01:55room 314 is imploding.
01:57Of course it is.
01:58I knew we were in trouble
01:59as soon as the third estranged child showed up.
02:03I prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia
02:05and therapy for the rest of them.
02:07I'm sure they'll get right on that.
02:09I don't think we've met.
02:11Right.
02:12Oliver Ashton,
02:13this is my husband, Wade.
02:15Nice to meet you.
02:16Good to meet you.
02:16I don't think I've seen you around here before.
02:18I just started a couple months ago.
02:19Spent the last five years
02:20working for Doctors Without Borders.
02:23No point.
02:23That's nothing compared
02:24to what you do every day.
02:26I'm doing assessments.
02:27A 314 asked for me.
02:29Tell them I got carried off by a twister.
02:33Um, nice guy.
02:35He makes us all look like underachievers.
02:38Thank you for the ride
02:39and for taking my car in,
02:41which you should probably go do now
02:43or else he's going to blame us
02:44for not getting it finished today.
03:20Listen, Nolan and I have thoughts
03:21on how to train Miles going forward.
03:22You both had your chance.
03:24Neither.
03:24What are you going to tell me
03:25that I don't already know?
03:27He's a cowboy because he's insecure.
03:28That was clear to some of us on day one.
03:31Now he is a hot mess
03:33who's going to hit the streets
03:34so scared to make a mistake
03:35that he will panic freeze
03:37the second the adrenaline hits.
03:38So no, I will chart my own course.
03:44I think she's got it handy.
03:50Good morning.
03:52What?
03:53I said good morning.
03:55Did you mean to get off here?
03:56Um, no.
03:58Task force floor.
03:59I'm sorry.
04:00I'm just a little distracted.
04:01Everything okay?
04:03Yeah, yeah.
04:05I don't know.
04:08I found this in Luna's car
04:10and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses.
04:13That doesn't necessarily mean anything.
04:15No, of course not.
04:16I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
04:19Yeah, yeah.
04:20Just, um, you have heard this.
04:22I felt like...
04:25Never mind.
04:26Sir, if I may?
04:28There's two paths you can take here.
04:30The first is talk to your wife.
04:33Odds are there's a very simple explanation.
04:36The second is, you know, Snoop.
04:40I highly recommend the first.
04:51Just had to see me or is there a problem?
04:54Your mom.
04:56Now what did she do?
04:57Well, have you not been following our group chat?
05:00No.
05:00I muted that thing the second you set it up
05:02to the three of us.
05:02Tim.
05:03I know I have a problem with communication.
05:05This is not funny.
05:05Your mom has texted us 11 times in the past hour
05:09and you're being radio silent,
05:10so I have to answer.
05:11No, you really don't.
05:13You don't.
05:14It's not your job to fill the silence.
05:16In fact, the sooner you stop,
05:18the sooner she'll abandon the thread,
05:19stop sending blurry pictures of relationship quizzes
05:22from ancient Cosmo magazine she has lying around.
05:25So you are following the thread.
05:28I may have seen one or two.
05:30Mm-hmm.
05:31I'll text her, okay?
05:32It's not your way to carry.
05:34She's my mom.
05:35Okay.
05:37Yeah.
05:37I'll ask.
05:38Mm-hmm.
05:45Oh, howdy, Detective Harper.
05:47I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you.
05:50You want your nickname to be asked, yes, sir?
05:52No, ma'am.
05:53Then rethink your approach.
05:55Yes, ma'am.
05:59So what is your goal for the next six months of training?
06:02Learn from my mistakes.
06:04Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle.
06:06So play it safe?
06:09I'm one screw-up away from getting bounced.
06:11What am I supposed to do?
06:23Okay.
06:24So here's how today is going to go.
06:27You are the T.O.
06:29I am the rookie.
06:31I don't understand.
06:32You will teach me the job as if I were a day one rookie
06:34and take the lead on every call we get.
06:36And at the end of shift, I will decide whether you are worth my effort.
06:41Yes, ma'am.
06:42Or should I say, boo?
06:45I'm just going to stick with my home.
06:46Okay.
06:49Well, this is nice.
06:50Back together again without the pressure being evaluated.
06:54You know, I can really let my freak flag fly.
06:59No, no, not that I have one.
07:01Like a freak flag.
07:02Like no hidden freak agenda over here.
07:05Uh-huh.
07:06Yeah.
07:06Don't worry.
07:07There's freak red safe with me.
07:09Wait, what?
07:10Oh, I see.
07:12No, no, but seriously, I have no freak red.
07:147-1-15-2-11 at 47163 San Vicente.
07:19Copy that.
07:19Show us responding.
07:20Hit it, super freak.
07:46Police.
07:48Police.
07:52Police!
08:04Police!
08:05Is it over?
08:07Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you.
08:11We were just in the middle of filming when two guys with guns came in,
08:15stole all of our equipment and shot the place up.
08:17Okay, filming what?
08:18Minion erotica.
08:19Zach, not the time.
08:21It's called Dropout TV.
08:23We do shows based around improv comedy.
08:25I own the company.
08:26Oh, there he goes.
08:27He owns the place.
08:28He owns the place.
08:28There's like a weird power dynamic, but we're friends, but he's our boss.
08:31Jacob, I act like I'm obsessed with myself.
08:33Okay, can we just stay on track?
08:35Doubtful.
08:36Sorry.
08:36No, sorry.
08:37We won't.
08:38Right, I think the path forward here is to take witness statements from each of them separately.
08:42Mm-hmm.
08:43And you can put your hands down.
08:46Oh, thank God.
08:47Ooh.
08:47All right, in your own words, just tell me what happened.
08:49Wow, okay, yeah.
08:51I first got into comedy after being bullied in middle school.
08:55Okay, so where were you when the robbery took place?
08:58Your Honor, let the record show that it could not have been me before I was at the studio when
09:01the crime occurred.
09:02Oh, well, this isn't a courtroom.
09:04You're a witness, not a suspect.
09:05I could have committed the crime.
09:06I could have been, you know, like, colluding.
09:08Were you?
09:09I thought you said it was a suspect.
09:10Okay.
09:11You're making me nervous.
09:12I did the crime.
09:12No, I didn't.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:14I'm panicking.
09:14Yeah, I can't believe we lost all the footage that we shot today.
09:16I probably did some of my best, most important work in my career.
09:19My Dame Judy butthole bit?
09:21Killed.
09:22Did the suspects have accents or any distinctive vocal qualities?
09:25Yeah, when you say accents, do you mean, like, hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham.
09:31I'm here to rob your place.
09:32Or, or maybe he was, uh, uh, an appellation hillbilly with a sinus infection.
09:38I promised to answer your question, but can I just ask you something first?
09:41No.
09:42Okay, so I just need, like, a regular not funny person's opinion of this.
09:45Like, which version is funnier?
09:46A guy who is trying to give a eulogy but he's holding in a sneeze?
09:50Or a guy who's giving a eulogy but he's being attacked by invisible egrets?
09:54And don't answer yet.
09:55I have to show you.
09:56Perhaps he was a vampire from down under who, uh, who has really bad anxiety.
10:02I want to suck your blood, but I'm a little scared.
10:05Oh, it's kind of coming back to me.
10:07The suspect's license plate?
10:08No, my Dame Judy butthole bit.
10:10Do you mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me?
10:12Ooh, record me on your body cam and then text it to me.
10:15And then I start to drop out TV.
10:16What was your question again?
10:19Hey, hi.
10:20I don't know how helpful this is, but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet
10:23when they were robbing the control room.
10:25Wait, I know you.
10:26No, uh, you're the drone kid.
10:28Dax, Dan.
10:29Dash, but close enough.
10:31He let you use the drone, he straight up told me no.
10:33Okay, well you wanted to film Mr. Reich in his backyard doing yoga for blackmail purposes.
10:37Am I the only one that went to the HR meeting?
10:39We had an HR meeting?
10:40I need a background check on Mark Wyatt.
10:43I thought you were moving to Vegas with your mom.
10:45Yeah, uh, that didn't work out, so we moved to LA.
10:48My mom always wanted to be a hand model, which is going as well as you would expect.
10:52So I got a part-time job with these lunatics.
10:54Lovely people.
10:55Well, uh, I went to graduate high school.
10:57For a suspect, Mark Wyatt has priors.
10:59Assault and for public nudity.
11:01At the same time?
11:02What would that look like?
11:03I've been thinking about it.
11:04I feel like...
11:05No, no, no.
11:05If someone were to do that...
11:07We're gonna go pick him up and we'll be in touch.
11:11Lots of luck.
11:15Um, tell me the six rules of a traffic stop.
11:26Why'd you do that?
11:28Is my training officer asking why a patrol officer would listen to a police scanner
11:32and not just wait for dispatch calls?
11:34Yes?
11:36When evaluating a rookie, a training officer wants to see how they respond to different scenarios.
11:40With a rookie who is looking to get into trouble, the calls they choose could be illustrative.
11:46Armed suspect just abandoning his car on the freeway.
11:49He's shooting!
11:50Watch out!
11:50He's running!
11:51The foot pursuit heading east on Benedict.
11:53Add us to that call.
11:54Mm.
11:59Training?
11:59Why wouldn't we want to respond to that call?
12:01Travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes.
12:04A shots fired call means that every available unit in the area will respond.
12:09As last arrivals, we will likely miss the action and be tasked with looking for shell casings in the hot
12:14sun for the next five hours.
12:18Right.
12:19I mean, uh...
12:20Good answer.
12:21Let's look for a closer call.
12:23All units, silent alarm at Lincoln Bank and Trust.
12:262-11 in progress.
12:27Bank robbery?
12:27Hot damn, we're taking up, right?
12:29Yes, sir.
12:30Although...
12:31Although what?
12:32A thoughtful T.O. might inform his rookie that most bank robberies can be measured in minutes, and given our
12:38proximity and the units that are closer, it might be prudent to focus on the bank robbers' possible escape route
12:45and intercept.
12:46In case they manage to get away before police arrive.
12:50Smart.
12:51So the route they would take to escape would be?
12:53They would head for the 10-1-10 freeway exchange and try to get lost in the chaos of Los
12:58Angeles traffic.
12:59Which means that they would have to drive up...
13:01George Street.
13:19Hands! Show me your hands!
13:24Please!
13:29Please help!
13:29I think she's dying!
13:34I think she's dying!
13:39Here we have two GSW victims.
13:41Patient number one GSW in the left upper quadrant abdomen.
13:44Now worstly descended and firmed.
13:46Critically unstable.
13:47Recommend OR staff.
13:48I'll stay with you.
13:49Sounds right.
13:50You investigating this one?
13:51No, we are.
13:52That is sweet.
13:53But you are the hotshot detective.
13:55I am just a lowly patrol officer.
13:58You are still a detective.
13:59But I get your point.
14:01Did either of them mention the third bank robber?
14:03Uh, no.
14:04I didn't realize there was one.
14:05Yeah, security guards said there were three of them all masked and armed.
14:08The third robber disappeared when the shooting started.
14:10Must have laid low as the other two escaped.
14:12Then snuck away into the chaos afterwards.
14:14We are pulling security footage now.
14:16Hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off.
14:20How's your rookie?
14:21Hmm.
14:22Good.
14:22Oh, yeah.
14:23You know you can't bounce him from the program, right?
14:25What?
14:26I was looking forward to it.
14:27He's not the only one being evaluated, Nyla.
14:29You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol.
14:32Firing a rookie will be seen as a loss.
14:34And you can't give IA a reason to punish you more or worse, fire you.
14:40Oh, Lieutenant.
14:42Hey, um, you all right?
14:44I mean, other than uniform.
14:45Yeah, we caught two bank robbery suspects.
14:48Penn is in there watching over them while they get prepped for surgery.
14:51You here to see Luna?
14:52Yeah, I'm on.
14:52Take her out to lunch.
14:54Oh, that's sweet.
14:56Oh, uh, yeah.
14:57Excuse me.
15:05Luna.
15:06Hey, what are you doing?
15:08What are you doing here?
15:09Thought I'd take my wife to lunch.
15:10Oh, that's so sweet.
15:12But Oliver is about to do his assessments and I accompany in case any patient advocate questions
15:17come up.
15:18You can join us, but it's going to be a lot more bodily fluids than a normal person wants
15:22to see in a day.
15:23You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day.
15:25Good point.
15:28I shouldn't be too late.
15:30Why don't we go to dinner?
15:31I'll make a date you can't keep.
15:33I can keep it.
15:35Yes.
15:36All right, good.
15:36It really was sweet you came to take me to lunch.
15:41Um, look, Luna, um...
15:44Hey, we need help.
15:46Let me guess.
15:47You're glued together.
15:48You say that like it happens a lot?
15:50More than you know.
15:51Did you drive here like that?
15:53Well, we didn't take the bus.
15:55Hey, I can't help but to notice by the position of your hands that you were engaged in a domestic
16:01dispute gone sticky.
16:03No.
16:04No, no, no.
16:04Um, she was just caressing my face.
16:07Why you choked her?
16:09Uh, not all choking is non-consensual.
16:11Come on.
16:12I'm gonna go get the doctor.
16:14Wait, wait, um...
16:16Please tell me there is not glue on your hand.
16:19I wish that...
16:21Ah, good.
16:47I wish that...
16:49Why can't you just come in here?
16:51Because I'm mad at you.
16:52It's not enough that I have a busy day I have to run damage control on your dysfunction.
16:56I was trying to take my mom off your plate.
16:57By telling her to not contact me?
17:00I want to have a relationship with your mother, but not whatever this has become.
17:05All right, I'll text her.
17:06No.
17:06Hey, come on.
17:07Please.
17:07Call her.
17:08Today.
17:09Okay?
17:09An actual human conversation.
17:16Peter.
17:20I'm telling you, I lost my wallet yesterday.
17:23How convenient timing, given we found it at the scene of an armed robbery this morning.
17:29Convenient is such lazy framing.
17:31The universe is an infinitely complicated place.
17:34Yeah, you show your ignorance acting like coincidences are impossible.
17:38The sheer amount of things happening on a single day, number in the sextillions.
17:43Okay, that's a made-up number.
17:44No, it's not.
17:45A sextillion is a thousand trillion.
17:48And given that the world is populated with over eight billion people, I'm probably way underestimating.
17:55No, I'm definitely underestimating.
17:57There's over ten quintillion insects in the world.
18:00It's over one per billion per person.
18:04So given that scale, me losing a wallet, a criminal picking it up, and then dropping it at a crime
18:10scene isn't unlikely.
18:12Statistically, it's almost a given.
18:13Oh, we're still going to put you in the lineup and see if the victims can identify you.
18:17That's fair.
18:19How many of that quintillion?
18:22A quintillion insects are spiders?
18:25Oh, at least a quadrillion.
18:27There's 53,000 species.
18:29They're on every continent except Antarctica.
18:32I might have to move to Antarctica.
18:33Well, not today though, right?
18:35No.
18:36Today, we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery.
18:46It's just like the movies.
18:48With as much diversity.
18:51Check, test.
18:53All right.
18:54We are about to show you a lineup of six men.
18:55The person or persons involved in the robbery may or may not be among them.
19:00Afterwards, I'm going to ask you individually if you recognize anyone.
19:04But do not compare notes and do not discuss the suspects amongst each other.
19:09Do you understand?
19:10Yes, Daddy.
19:13Okay.
19:14The guy that's number one looks like a tech bro that speaks about himself in the third
19:17person and he probably kisses his immediate family on the nose.
19:21Smoochie!
19:22Okay, wait.
19:22But number three is sort of getting like, hey, I'm Chad.
19:25I completely misunderstood the message at Fight Club and I don't understand why my Native
19:28American Halloween costume is so offensive.
19:30Number five looks like he spends his Friday nights chugging beer loaded with protein powder.
19:34Stop drinking alone if your two snakes are in the house.
19:37Okay, guys.
19:38Let's try to focus.
19:39I mean, this should be fairly easy.
19:40Uh, do you guys recognize anyone or not?
19:43Well, they were all wearing masks, but these guys are the same basic size.
19:48You know, I feel like I might recognize the guy's voice that yelled at us.
19:52Yeah.
19:54Number one, could you please repeat the phrase?
19:58Shut up and get on the ground.
20:00Okay.
20:00I'm impressed with the performance.
20:02I could use a little more pizazz.
20:03I don't want to give a line read, but there's like a hundred guys in L.A. that could do
20:06a better job than that.
20:07So, question.
20:08Can you just sort of make them say whatever you want?
20:11No.
20:11They're only going to say what was said at the robbery.
20:15You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
20:17Contestant number one, can you please recite Tommy Lee Jones' speech from the fugitive?
20:20No.
20:20Contestant number one.
20:21Suspect number one, you do not have to do that.
20:23I would like it if you did.
20:25I would like it if you did.
20:26I would like it if you did.
20:26I'll do it.
20:27Yes.
20:28I love the fugitive.
20:30Floor's all yours.
20:32What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station,
20:38residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.
20:45He's really good.
20:46That's really good.
20:47Bravo.
20:50Can we see a chemistry read between four and two?
20:53Okay.
20:54Okay.
20:54Do you recognize any of these individuals from the robbery?
20:58I mean, if we say yes, can we get them to say more weird stuff?
21:01No.
21:01Can we make them kiss?
21:02Ooh, can we make them kiss?
21:03Can we see a kiss between four and two?
21:05That would equal six.
21:05Cool.
21:08It's odd.
21:09Super glue usually comes off with a bit of acetone.
21:12Do you remember the brand you used?
21:13Nope.
21:13Yes.
21:15I think it was like an acetone resistant blend.
21:20Heavy duty stuff.
21:22Yeah.
21:22Can't really remember the exact name.
21:24Well, surgery is a last resort, but without identifying the exact adhesive you use, I'm not
21:28sure how else to proceed.
21:29Can someone go by your house and get it?
21:32Uh, no.
21:33Not really.
21:34I'm happy to do it.
21:35Give me your address.
21:36No.
21:36That's not necessary.
21:37That's super nice, though.
21:38Oh, my God.
21:39The nicest.
21:40But we just, we couldn't ask that of you.
21:42Listen up.
21:43You are glued to my wife.
21:44The only person I'm supposed to touch her this long is me.
21:48So give me your address.
21:50Unless there's something at your house you don't want me to see.
21:54Something that has to do with this, perhaps?
21:56Uh, I swear, I don't know what that is.
22:00It's a firing pin for a handgun.
22:02Oh, my God.
22:03Crazy.
22:04The question is, why are the two of you covered with them?
22:11So, Finley is out of surgery.
22:12We should be able to talk to her soon.
22:13But the, uh, the girlfriend, Ava, she died on the table.
22:18Damn.
22:19Hard way to learn not to rob a bank with the former Green Beret working as a security guard.
22:23Damn.
22:24Hey, that's my rookie.
22:26Shouldn't you be doing the paperwork?
22:31Yeah.
22:31Has to give it a shot.
22:32Uh-huh.
22:33Alright, I requested an officer to come watch over Finley.
22:35We should get back out on patrol.
22:37Actually, we have been asked to take a first run at interviewing Finley.
22:40But Lopez is tied up with the feds, combing through bank footage, trying to figure out how the third robber
22:45escaped.
22:46And as our former partner, future partner, yeah, um, she trusts your detective skills.
22:52Exactly.
22:53And unfortunately for you, I still need my TO to show me how it's done.
22:58Not to break the fourth wall here, but you're a literal expert at interrogating suspects, and I'm not.
23:05The only way to become an expert is to do the work.
23:09And as someone whose instincts are to turn everything up to an 11, I am curious to see how you
23:14handle something that requires nuance and delicacy.
23:26Hey.
23:27Hey.
23:27How long she been awake?
23:29A couple of minutes.
23:30Anyone tell her about her partner?
23:32I know I didn't.
23:35Can I ask you one question?
23:36Sure.
23:38What's the worst mistake I can make in that?
23:41Don't make it a competition.
23:43You versus her.
23:44You guys are on the same side.
23:46Yes ma'am.
23:46Got it.
23:47Thanks.
23:52Philly, I'm Officer Penn.
23:54This is Detective Harper.
23:56We brought you in.
23:57Yeah, I remember.
24:00Josefa, no one will tell me.
24:03I'm sorry, but she didn't survive the surgery.
24:06She had lost too much blood.
24:11No.
24:13No.
24:14Why did he have to shoot her?
24:16He didn't have to shoot her.
24:18He didn't have to shoot her.
24:18Our guns weren't real.
24:19But they looked real.
24:21People were terrified.
24:24It's not fair, she only did it because of me.
24:31Why?
24:32I've seen your history.
24:34It's spotless.
24:35I couldn't even dream of getting into Stafford.
24:39Be grateful.
24:41You want to know why we robbed that bank?
24:44I am $200,000 in debt.
24:48And that's after spending the last three years trying to pay off the loan.
24:51It's higher now than it was when I started.
24:54What hope did we have at a happy life together?
24:58Working two jobs just to barely stay above water.
25:02Listen, I get it.
25:04I lived in my car until a few months ago.
25:06Debt is no joke.
25:07And it could impact how the DA's office decides to prosecute you.
25:13But if you want any hope or leniency, any, you need to tell us who your other partner
25:17was in the robbery.
25:19It was just me and Ava.
25:20We know that there was a third person that got away.
25:22We're going to find them eventually.
25:24But you have an opportunity to help yourself here.
25:26I strongly urge you take it.
25:29I don't deserve help.
25:32Dave is dead because of me.
25:41Hey, what are you doing here?
25:43Hey, uh, dropout guys made me drive them.
25:44Something about a line-up?
25:45Right, but they left.
25:48Are you kidding?
25:50That's why Sam asked for the minivan keys.
25:53Okay.
25:53Sorry, can your mom pick you up?
25:55Yeah, I can call her.
25:57Did they help you at all with the line-
25:58No.
25:59Stupid question.
26:00Those guys would have gone down with the Titanic
26:02because they were too busy making fun of the orchestra to get on a lifeboat.
26:06Look, don't take this the wrong way, but why do you work with those guys?
26:10They pay me surprisingly well.
26:12Uh, Nolan.
26:13Sorry.
26:13Are you free?
26:14Yeah, I can be.
26:15I'll see you later?
26:16Yep.
26:18So, Greg just called.
26:20Luna is currently glued to a couple who appears to be manufacturing and selling ghost guns.
26:25The judge just signed off on a warrant for us to go inside and take a look at their house.
26:28While they remain glued to Luna?
26:30That's going to have to be our secondary assignment.
26:32Identifying the adhesive they've been using to assemble the ghost guns so we can get them all separated.
26:37And who are these people?
26:38Uh, Poppy and Jasper Watterson.
26:41Neither of them have a criminal record, but at one point or another they've both filed restraining orders against each
26:46other.
26:47I checked out their social media.
26:48They are both gun enthusiasts, obviously in a toxic relationship who share an inability to think things through.
26:53Wow.
26:54Yeah.
26:54Today is an odd one.
26:56Right?
26:56Wait, why?
26:57What's going on with you?
26:58I can't even explain.
26:59Not without crying.
27:00Mares, we're on the move.
27:02Coming.
27:03I, uh, let Mark Wyatt go.
27:05Well, his girlfriend corroborated his story of him losing his wallet yesterday and he was very understanding about our confusion
27:12and happy to get his wallet back once we had it fingerprinted.
27:15Yeah.
27:16Hey, uh, you wanna ride with me?
27:17Ooh.
27:18Can I?
27:20Traitor.
27:26So did he call his mom?
27:28I don't know.
27:29I don't think so.
27:31I don't have much confidence that even if he does it'll make things better.
27:34Mm-hmm.
27:35Okay, we're coming up to it.
27:37Thanks.
27:42Oh.
27:43You know what?
27:44Let's, uh, let's back up a little.
27:57What's up?
27:58Three guys are moving stuff out of that greenhouse around the corner.
28:05And by stuff you mean guns?
28:07Among other things.
28:09So do we wanna go right at them or try something more subtle?
28:12A little bit of both.
28:31Oh.
28:36On the ground.
28:37Step away from the van.
28:39On the ground, arms and legs spread.
28:44That could not have worked out better.
28:51Looks like we found our adhesive.
28:53Ooh, I wouldn't touch that.
28:54Good idea.
28:55Hey guys, I got this out here.
28:57Go inside, clear the house.
29:00nolan sent a photo of the glue thank god oh did he uh did he see anything else while he
29:05was there
29:08hey i just got the exact epoxy that he used great
29:18um by the way earlier in the day i found these in the bathroom you wouldn't happen to know who
29:23they belong to would you yeah i've been looking everywhere for these what would you say you found
29:27them i'm on the hall
29:38finley grandma finley sorry i'm sorry you can't go there you can't go in there the hell i can't you're
29:44gonna have to shoot me to stop me ma'am ma'am hold on one second your granddaughter has been
29:49arrested
29:49for a very serious my granddaughter has also been shot and i am the only family she's got so you
29:54are gonna let me into that room yes ma'am we we can do that but i need you to
29:59do something for me
30:00finley can help herself by telling us the truth about what happened finley needs a lawyer i've got
30:05one on the way now let me see her of course but detective harper is gonna pat you down and
30:10hold
30:10one to your purse whatever arms up
30:14one to your feet should look at me
30:31iva's dead
30:34oh baby i'm so sorry i'm so sorry what's going on uh finley's grandma just got here
30:44Great. I don't need to make a separate trip.
30:46When the feds finished processing the prints from the bank, one set stood out.
30:50Although, the last bank she robbed was in 1983.
30:53Get out. Finley's mama?
30:55Yeah, she did a nickel for it.
30:57Got out and never robbed another bank.
31:00Until today.
31:05Maeve.
31:11It's all my fault.
31:13They did everything right in life.
31:15And still, they were struggling so much.
31:19It wasn't right.
31:22Put your hands behind.
31:24No, please.
31:26No.
31:28It wasn't right.
31:36Finally.
31:38So much better.
31:39Oh.
31:41All right.
31:43Good news is that you're free.
31:45And this is the bad news.
31:48All right.
31:49If you could just turn around.
31:51Turn around.
31:52Hands on your head.
31:58Hands behind your back.
32:03Must have missed something.
32:05We're out.
32:06All right.
32:12Hey.
32:13Are you still waiting for your mom?
32:15Yeah, she's busy.
32:17Said she'd get me when she's free.
32:18She couldn't think of a safer place for me to wait.
32:21Okay.
32:21What about your dad?
32:22Oh, he's only break glass in case of emergency.
32:24Right.
32:25Well, I just finished with an arrest, so I can give you a ride home.
32:29Great.
32:30Can we go with the lights and the sirens?
32:33No, but I'll let you use the radio to tell dispatch she has a sexy voice.
32:36Really?
32:37No.
32:40Is that your mom?
32:41No, it's Sam.
32:42Where's our equipment?
32:43You weren't supposed to steal it for real.
32:46I'm not paying you unless you bring it back.
32:49Second text.
32:50Haha, whoops.
32:51Sorry.
32:52That message wasn't for you.
32:53Please don't share it with anyone.
32:55Prayer hands emoji.
32:57Do I need a lawyer?
32:59That is your right.
33:00Do you have one?
33:01Yes.
33:02But he only does entertainment law.
33:05That's not going to help you.
33:07Look, not only did you make false statements to police,
33:09which is punishable by up to six months in prison,
33:12but you also endangered yourself and your employees.
33:15Look, I am so sorry.
33:17We do crazy stunts for our shows all the time.
33:20I thought I was hiring actors to play robbers.
33:23They were supposed to interrupt our game show with a fake robbery
33:26and then return all of our stuff a few hours later.
33:28I never thought a casting breakdown for armed robbers
33:30would attract actual armed robbers.
33:35And then I was too embarrassed to say anything,
33:38and now I fully realize the error of my ways.
33:41Which is great,
33:43but it will still be up to the DA's office
33:46as to whether they want to press charges.
33:47I can't go to jail.
33:48I couldn't even handle sleepaway camp.
33:50Look, let's just start with arresting the two men that robbed you.
33:55I'm assuming you have names and numbers.
33:57I have their Venmos.
33:59Let's start with that.
34:00Okay.
34:02Robber 88.
34:03Okay, well, I should have seen that one coming.
34:20All right.
34:21What a way to end shift.
34:22As a thank you,
34:23paperwork can be turned into the top of the day tomorrow.
34:25I'll even add an hour of OT for those who want to come in early.
34:28That's great.
34:28Hey, did you call your mother?
34:33I'm gonna...
34:33Yeah, don't we have...
34:34Right behind you.
34:39I'm sorry.
34:41I think I just need to get some closure.
34:43No, it's okay.
34:45Look, why don't we clock out and we'll talk about it at home.
34:47Okay.
34:49I don't know about you,
34:51but all I'm thinking about is a hot bath
34:54and 12 hours of sleep.
34:56Sounds nice.
34:57Yes.
34:59Are you okay?
35:06I thought I could broach this in a more delicate way,
35:10but after the day we had,
35:13I think it's better just to come out and say it.
35:17Is there something going on with you and Dr. Ashton?
35:21Are you accusing me of cheating?
35:23I'm not accusing you of anything.
35:26But after seeing the way you two act together
35:30and finding his things in your car,
35:36that's one more truth.
35:41First of all,
35:42you have to believe me when I say
35:44that nothing has happened between us.
35:46Second of all?
35:48I do feel something for him.
35:54I wasn't looking for it.
35:56In our whole marriage,
35:58I've never even thought about anyone else.
36:00But this past year,
36:02the world has opened up for me.
36:05I finished school.
36:06I got this job.
36:07You met another man.
36:09It is not that simple.
36:11Am I attracted to him?
36:14Yes.
36:15But that doesn't mean that I was planning on acting on it.
36:17Doesn't mean you weren't.
36:18Otherwise, you would have said that.
36:20Wait, please.
36:23I'm trying to be honest
36:24and I'm making a mess of it
36:26because I don't really know how I feel.
36:31If you hadn't confronted me about Oliver,
36:33there's a good chance
36:34I would have worked through all of this
36:35without you ever knowing.
36:36I do know.
36:40It's breaking my heart.
36:48So what you need to tell me
36:51is that whatever it is you feel
36:53for this man,
36:56it's over
36:58as of now.
37:02And your hesitation gives you my answer.
37:04Here, take this.
37:05Wait.
37:06I need to take a walk.
37:08And then what?
37:09I don't know.
37:19So, officially end of shift.
37:21Did you decide whether or not
37:23I'm a lost cause?
37:25I want to hear your thoughts first.
37:28Okay.
37:28Well, I think I made some real progress today.
37:31Even though it wasn't close to perfect.
37:33Stop.
37:34You do know
37:35not everything is about you, right?
37:36I don't want to hear your own self-analysis.
37:39I want to hear what you thought about me.
37:40You're a rookie.
37:42Oh.
37:43Can I not do that?
37:46All right.
37:48I'd say you're pretty knowledgeable
37:49for a rookie officer.
37:51You have natural instincts.
37:53Though I can sometimes feel your urge to take over,
37:55I appreciate that you don't.
37:58Your willingness to trust your T.O.
37:59and give him a second chance,
38:00even when you think you might know better,
38:02when you most definitely do
38:04know better,
38:06it's admirable.
38:09Okay, thanks.
38:10Good luck, man.
38:11Now it's your turn, right?
38:14So what does that mean?
38:16Do I get to stay or should I go home?
38:17See you tomorrow.
38:26Happy birthday!
38:27Happy birthday!
38:28Woo!
38:28We wanted to do something special
38:30to celebrate your first day back on patrol.
38:33You guys,
38:34you,
38:35you are terrible,
38:37wonderful people,
38:39and I love you.
38:40We love you too,
38:41and you're going to get through this.
38:43Wow,
38:44you guys really did not have to do this,
38:46but
38:46I am glad that you did.
38:48It's not something I ever would have thought to celebrate.
38:51To be fair,
38:51you are not big on festivities of any kind.
38:54Only found out when your birthday was
38:55because I called your mama.
38:56And I am still kind of mad at you for that.
38:58Me too,
38:58and so is Wesley.
39:00I'm...
39:01Okay,
39:01so I assume that this is not just decorations,
39:03that there are some sort of sustenance
39:06and possible adult beverages.
39:08I'm on it.
39:09Thank you guys for being here.
39:11But just to clarify,
39:12I do want to be in my bed in an hour.
39:15Oh yeah,
39:16we'll be long on.
39:17Yeah.
39:19Okay.
39:21All right, Mom.
39:22Bye.
39:24I did it?
39:26It is handled.
39:27That took too long to happen easy.
39:30Is she okay?
39:31Are you okay?
39:32Yeah,
39:32no,
39:33I'm great.
39:33Okay.
39:34Actually,
39:34no,
39:34it went a lot easier than I expected.
39:37She understood the whole boundaries issue pretty quickly
39:39and acknowledged that she can get overexcited.
39:42It doesn't blame you or me,
39:44just blames technology for being too fun to experience alone.
39:48Wow.
39:48Okay.
39:49It sounds like it went great.
39:50Yeah.
39:51Well,
39:51what took so long then?
39:53We started talking about a lot of other stuff.
39:55Like what?
39:56Nosy.
39:57Come on,
39:57tell me,
39:58if you want to tell me.
39:59Um,
40:00work,
40:02childhood memories,
40:04you,
40:05it was nice.
40:07Yeah.
40:08I bet you guys have a lot to catch up on.
40:11Yeah.
40:12Yeah,
40:12what she did,
40:13she told me all about her weekly trips to the farmer's market.
40:16Oh,
40:16and she told me all about her friend,
40:17Linda,
40:17who,
40:18uh,
40:18has been acting like,
40:19and this is in my mother's words,
40:21a shrewd bitch with a stick shoved so far a press.
40:24Yeah,
40:25I heard about Linda,
40:25and honestly,
40:26I agree with your mother.
40:27She has to go.
40:28How'd you hear about that?
40:29That was not on the group chat.
40:32Nope.
40:34I,
40:37I am on a separate group thread with just your mom and Jenny.
40:41You are unbelievable.
40:43No,
40:43stop.
40:43To be fair,
40:44I did not start that one.
40:45Jenny did,
40:46but now I have two of my main sources for vintage Tim photos in the same place,
40:50so that's very nice for me.
40:51Oh,
40:51God.
40:52Okay,
40:52so do I have to talk to Jenny now too?
40:53No,
40:54no,
40:55but if you have that powder blue prom suit lying around,
41:00that would be nice.
41:01Okay,
41:01I'm sure I can dig it up.
41:03from somewhere.
41:04Wow.
41:04Yeah.
41:16Hello?
41:17I'm in the bedroom.
41:21I thought you couldn't be over another week.
41:23I moved some things around.
41:25Are you naked under there?
41:26100%,
41:27with the caveat that I have to go back in 36 hours.
41:31We can get a lockdown in 36 hours.
41:33We can.
41:38Just one.
41:40Yes,
41:41sir,
41:41is everything all right?
41:42No.
41:44Luna and I are in a bad place.
41:49I don't know what our future looks like.
41:53I'm here at the hotel bar where I'll be staying for who knows how long.
41:58Sounds like you need some company.
42:00I'll be right there.
42:01Thanks.
42:04Maybe not right there.
42:06Hey,
42:07John.
42:07He won't be any more sad in 40 minutes than he would have been in 20.
42:11This is true.
42:13I tried.
42:15I tried.
42:16I tried.
42:49Damn it.
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