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00:08On the plus side, still fits.
00:11I was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again.
00:15There he is.
00:17Welcome back.
00:19Thank you, sir.
00:20Happy to be here.
00:21Ready to ace my second chance.
00:23It's just...
00:24for the longest days necessary.
00:26You fell as far as you could without getting bounced.
00:29You have to earn your way back to Short Sleeves.
00:32I know it's a bummer, but I'm excited to have you back on patrol.
00:37For a little while.
00:38So, what's happening?
00:40Am I riding solo or are you pairing me with someone?
00:44It's not really my call to make.
00:46But you know the answer.
00:48I didn't really let time tell you.
00:50But you won't.
00:51Because UCs have a blood bond of honesty that will last until the apocalypse.
00:56So, spill it.
00:58I'm just the messenger.
01:00I don't understand.
01:01But you won't be riding with me anymore.
01:03Then who?
01:04You're going to be training Penn.
01:05Are you kidding?
01:06Not only do I have to go back into the suck that is uniformed police work.
01:10Not only do I have to walk a high wire act of perfection every minute of the day for the
01:14next six months.
01:15I'm getting paired with a training officer so legendarily can't take her as she makes Tim Bradford look like Mr.
01:20Rogers.
01:21I'm getting stuck with a Texas Lemon who should have been fired for a multitude of reasons.
01:27Yes.
01:28Yes.
01:39And you heard the mechanic say that he would get it done today.
01:43He said those actual words.
01:45Yes.
01:45Even though last time it took him over a week to order the parts.
01:48Hey, I put the fear of God in.
01:51Okay?
01:52It'll be done by fire.
01:53Oh.
01:54Luna, my savior, room 314 is imploding.
01:57Of course it is.
01:58I knew we were in trouble as soon as the third estranged child showed up.
02:03I prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia and therapy for the rest of them.
02:07I'm sure they'll get right on that.
02:09I don't think we've met.
02:11Right.
02:12Oliver Ashton, this is my husband, Wade.
02:15Nice to meet you.
02:15Good to meet you.
02:16I don't think I've seen you around here before.
02:18I just started a couple months ago.
02:19Spent the last five years working for Doctors Without Borders.
02:22No point.
02:23It's nothing compared to what you do every day.
02:26I'm doing assessments.
02:27A 314 asked for me.
02:28Tell them I got carried off by a twister.
02:33Um, nice guy.
02:35He makes us all look like underachievers.
02:38Thank you for the ride and for taking my car in, which you should probably go do now or
02:43else he's going to blame us for not getting it finished today.
03:19Listen, Nolan and I have thoughts on how to train Miles going forward.
03:23What are you going to tell me that I don't already know?
03:27He's a cowboy because he's insecure.
03:28That was clear to some of us on day one.
03:31Now he is a hot mess who's going to hit the streets so scared to make a mistake that he
03:35will panic freeze the second the adrenaline hits.
03:38So, no, I will chart my own course.
03:44I think she's got it handy.
03:50Good morning.
03:52What?
03:53I said good morning.
03:55Did you mean to get off here?
03:56Um, no.
03:58Task force floor.
03:59I'm sorry.
03:59I'm just a little distracted.
04:01Everything okay?
04:03Yeah.
04:04Yeah.
04:05I don't know.
04:08I found this in Luna's car and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses.
04:13That doesn't necessarily mean anything.
04:15No, of course not.
04:16I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
04:19Yeah.
04:20Yeah, just, um, you have heard this.
04:24Never mind.
04:26Sir, if I may?
04:28There's two paths you can take here.
04:30The first is talk to your wife.
04:33Odds are there's a very simple explanation.
04:36The second is, you know, Snoop.
04:40I highly recommend the first.
04:51You just had to see me or is there a problem?
04:54Your mom.
04:56Now what did she do?
04:57Well, have you not been following our group chat?
04:59No.
05:00I muted that thing the second you set it up for the three of us.
05:02Tim.
05:03I know I have a problem with communication.
05:05This is not funny.
05:05Your mom has texted us 11 times in the past hour and you're being radio silent so I have
05:10to answer.
05:11No, you really don't.
05:13You don't.
05:14It's not your job to fill the silence.
05:16In fact, the sooner you stop, the sooner she'll abandon the thread and stop sending blurry
05:20pictures of relationship quizzes from ancient Cosmo magazines she has lying around.
05:24So you are following the thread.
05:28I may have seen one or two.
05:31I'll text her, okay?
05:32It's not your way to carry.
05:34She's my mom.
05:34Okay.
05:36Yeah.
05:37I'll ask.
05:37Mm-hmm.
05:44Oh, howdy, Detective Harper.
05:47I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you.
05:50You want your nickname to be asked, yes, sir?
05:51No, ma'am.
05:52Then rethink your approach.
05:54Yes, ma'am.
05:59So what is your goal for the next six months of training?
06:02Learn from my mistakes.
06:04Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle.
06:06So play it safe?
06:09I'm one screw-up away from getting bounced.
06:11What am I supposed to do?
06:23Okay, so here's how today is going to go.
06:27You are the T.O.
06:29I am the rookie.
06:30I don't understand.
06:31You will teach me the job as if I were a day one rookie and take the lead on every
06:35call
06:36we get.
06:36And at the end of shift, I will decide whether you are worth my effort.
06:41Yes, ma'am.
06:42Or should I say boot?
06:44I'm just going to stick with ma'am.
06:46Okay.
06:49Well, this is nice.
06:50Back together again without the pressure being evaluated.
06:54You know, I can really let my freak flag fly.
06:58No, no, not that I have one.
07:01Like a freak flag.
07:02Like no hidden freak agenda over here.
07:05Uh-huh.
07:05Yeah.
07:06Don't worry.
07:07Your freak is safe with me.
07:09Wait, what?
07:10Oh, I see.
07:11No, no, but seriously, I have no freak rents.
07:147-1-15-211-4-7-1-6-3-San Vicente.
07:19Copy that.
07:19Show us responding.
07:21Hit it, super freak.
07:21You're out.
07:24You're out.
07:26Now, no.
07:28Okay.
07:40No, no.
07:44You're out.
07:45No, no.
07:45No, no, no, no.
07:46Okay.
07:47Okay.
07:47Let's go.
07:48Let's go.
07:49Okay, no, no, no.
07:50No, no, no, no.
07:50It won't, no.
07:50I just got it.
07:51No, no, no, no.
07:52Police!
08:04Police!
08:05Is it over?
08:07Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you?
08:11We were just in the middle of filming when two guys with guns came in, stole all of our equipment
08:16and shot the place up.
08:17Okay, filming what?
08:18Minion erotica.
08:19Zach, not the tie.
08:21It's called Dropout TV.
08:23We do shows based around improv comedy.
08:25I own the company.
08:26Oh, there he goes.
08:26He owns the place.
08:28He owns the place.
08:28There's like a weird power dynamic, but we're friends, but he's our boss.
08:31Jacob.
08:31I act like I'm obsessed with myself.
08:33Okay, can we just stay on track?
08:35Doubtful.
08:35Sorry.
08:36No.
08:36Sorry.
08:37We won't.
08:38Right, I think the path forward here is to take witness statements from each of them separately.
08:42Mm-hmm.
08:43And you can put your hands down.
08:46Oh, thank God.
08:47All right, in your own words, just tell me what happened.
08:49Wow, okay, yeah.
08:50Um, I first got into comedy after being bullied in middle school.
08:55Okay, so where were you when the robbery took place?
08:58Your Honor, let the record show that it could not have been me before I was at the studio when
09:01the crime occurred.
09:02Oh, well, this isn't a courtroom.
09:04You're a witness, not a suspect.
09:05I could have committed the crime.
09:06I could have been, you know, like, colluding.
09:08Were you?
09:09I thought you said I wasn't a suspect.
09:11Okay, you're making me nervous.
09:12I did the crime.
09:12No, I didn't.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:14Yeah, I can't believe we lost all the footage that we shot today.
09:16I probably did some of my best, most important work in my career.
09:19My Dame Judy butthole bit?
09:21Killed.
09:21Did the suspects have accents or any distinctive vocal qualities?
09:25Yeah, when you say accents, do you mean like, hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham.
09:31I'm here to rob your place.
09:32Or, or maybe he was, uh, uh, an Appalachian hillbilly with a sinus infection.
09:38I promised to answer your question, but can I just ask you something first?
09:41No.
09:42Okay, so I just need, like, a regular not funny person's opinion of this.
09:45Like, which version is funnier?
09:46A guy who is trying to give a eulogy, but he's holding in a sneeze?
09:50Or a guy who's giving a eulogy, but he's being attacked by invisible egrets?
09:54And don't answer yet.
09:55I have to show you.
09:56Perhaps he was a vampire from down under who, uh, who has really bad anxiety.
10:02I want to suck your blood, but I'm a little scared.
10:05Oh, it's kind of coming back to me.
10:07The suspect's license plate?
10:08No, my Dame Judy butthole bit.
10:10Do you mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me?
10:12Ooh, record me on your body cam and then text it to me.
10:15And then I start a dropout TV. What was your question again?
10:19Hey, hi. I don't know how helpful this is, but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet when
10:23they were robbing the control room.
10:25Wait, I know you. No, uh, you're the drone kid. Dax, Dan.
10:28Dash, but close enough.
10:31He let you use the drone, he straight up told me no.
10:33Okay, well you wanted to film Mr. Reich in his backyard doing yoga for blackmail purposes.
10:37Am I the only one that went to the HR meeting?
10:39We had an HR meeting?
10:40I need a background check on Mark Wyatt.
10:43I thought you were moving to Vegas with your mom.
10:45Yeah, uh, that didn't work out, so we moved to LA.
10:47Hey, my mom always wanted to be a hand model, which is going as well as you would expect.
10:52So I got a part-time job with these lunatics.
10:54Lovely people.
10:55Well, uh, I wait to graduate high school.
10:57For suspect, Mark Wyatt has priors.
10:59Assault and for public nudity.
11:01At the same time, what would that look like?
11:03I've been thinking about it.
11:04I feel like...
11:04No, no, no.
11:05If someone were to do that...
11:06Alright, we're gonna go pick him up and we'll be in touch.
11:11Lots of luck.
11:15Um, tell me the six rules of a traffic stop.
11:25Why'd you do that?
11:28Is my training officer asking why a patrol officer would listen to a police scanner
11:31and not just wait for dispatch calls?
11:34Yes?
11:35When evaluating a rookie, a training officer wants to see how they respond to different scenarios.
11:40With a rookie who is looking to get into trouble, the calls they choose could be illustrative.
11:46Armed suspect just abandoning his car on freeway.
11:49He's shooting!
11:50Watch out!
11:50He's running!
11:51The foot pursuit heading east on Benedict.
11:53Add us to that call.
11:54Mmm.
11:59Training, why wouldn't we want to respond to that call?
12:01Travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes.
12:04A shots fired call means that every available unit in the area will respond.
12:09As last arrivals, we will likely miss the action and be tasked with looking for shell casings in the hot
12:14sun for the next five hours.
12:16Yes.
12:17Right.
12:19I mean, uh, good answer.
12:21Let's look for a closer call.
12:23All units, silent alarm at Lincoln Bank and Trust.
12:262-11 in progress.
12:27Bank robbery?
12:27Hot damn, we're taking that one, right?
12:29Yes, sir.
12:30Although...
12:31Although what?
12:31A thoughtful T.O. might inform his rookie that most bank robberies can be measured in minutes, and given our
12:37proximity and the units that are closer, it might be prudent to focus on the bank robbers' possible escape route
12:45and intercept.
12:46In case they manage to get away before police arrive.
12:50Smart.
12:51So the route they would take to escape would be...
12:53They would head for the 10-110 freeway exchange and try to get lost in the chaos of Los Angeles
12:58traffic.
12:59Which means that they would have to drive up...
13:01Just go short.
13:19Es! Show me Es!
13:21Yeah!
13:25Please?
13:28Please help, I think she's dying
13:33I think she's dying
13:38Here we have two GSW victims
13:41Patient number one GSW in the left upper quadrant abdomen
13:44Now worstly distended and firmed
13:45Critically unstable, recommend ORSAT
13:48I'll stay with you
13:49Sounds right, you investigating this one?
13:51No, we are
13:52That is sweet, but you are the hotshot detective
13:55I am just a lowly patrol officer
13:58You're still a detective
13:59But I get your point
14:01Did either of them mention the third bank robber?
14:03No, I didn't realize there was one
14:05Yeah, security guards said there were three of them all masked and armed
14:08Third robber disappeared when the shooting started
14:10Must have laid low as the other two escaped
14:12Then snuck away into the chaos afterwards
14:14We're pulling security footage now
14:15Hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off
14:20How's your rookie?
14:21You know you can't bounce him from the program, right?
14:25What?
14:26I was looking forward to it
14:27He's not the only one being evaluated, Naila
14:29You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol
14:31Firing a rookie will be seen as a loss
14:33And you can't give IA a reason to punish you more or worse
14:37Fire you
14:40Yeah, Lieutenant
14:41Hey, um, you alright?
14:43I mean, other than uniform
14:45Yeah, we caught two bank robbery suspects
14:47Penn is in there watching over them while they get prepped for surgery
14:50You're here to see Luna?
14:52Yeah, I'm on
14:52Take her out to lunch
14:53Oh, that's sweet
14:55Oh, yeah
14:57Excuse me
15:04Luna
15:06Hey, what are you doing here?
15:08Thought I'd take my wife to lunch
15:10Oh, that's so sweet
15:11But Oliver is about to do his assessments
15:14And I accompany
15:15In case any patient advocate questions come up
15:17You can join us
15:18But it's going to be a lot more bodily fluids
15:20Than a normal person wants to see in a day
15:22You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day
15:25Good point
15:27I shouldn't be too late
15:29Why don't we go to dinner?
15:31I'll make a date you can't keep
15:32I can keep it
15:35Yes
15:35Oh, my God
15:36It really was sweet
15:38You came to take me to lunch
15:41Um, look, Luna, um
15:44Hey, we need help
15:46Let me guess
15:47You're glued together
15:48You say that like it happens a lot?
15:50More than you know
15:51Did you drive here like that?
15:53Well, we didn't take the bus
15:54Hey
15:56I can't help but to notice by the position of your hands
15:58That you were engaged in a domestic dispute gone sticky
16:03No, no, no, no
16:04Um, she was just caressing my face
16:07Why you choked her?
16:09Uh, not all choking is non-consensual
16:12I'm gonna go get the doctor
16:14Wait, wait, um
16:16Please tell me there is not glue on your hand
16:19I wish that I could
16:50Why can't you just come in here?
16:51Because I'm mad at you
16:52It's not enough that I have a busy day
16:53I have to run damage control on your dysfunction
16:56I was trying to take my mom off your plate
16:57By telling her to not contact me
16:59I want to have a relationship with your mother
17:02But not whatever this has become
17:04All right, I'll text her
17:06No, hey, come on, please
17:07Call her today, okay?
17:09An actual human conversation
17:20I'm telling you, I lost my wallet yesterday
17:22How convenient timing
17:24Given we found it at the scene of an armed robbery this morning
17:29Convenient is such lazy framing
17:30The universe is an infinitely complicated place
17:34Yet you show your ignorance acting like coincidences are impossible
17:37The sheer amount of things happening on a single day
17:40Number in the sextillions
17:42Okay, that's a made-up number
17:44No, it's not
17:45A sextillion is a thousand trillion
17:47And given that the world is populated with over 8 billion people
17:51I'm probably way underestimating
17:55No, I'm definitely underestimating
17:57There's over 10 quintillion insects in the world
18:00It's over 1 per billion per person
18:04So given that scale
18:05Me losing a wallet
18:07A criminal picking it up
18:08And then dropping it at a crime scene
18:10Isn't unlikely
18:11Statistically, it's almost a given
18:13Oh, we're still going to put you in the lineup
18:14And see if the victims can identify you
18:17That's fair
18:19How many of that quintillion?
18:23Quintillion insects are spiders?
18:25Oh, at least a quadrillion
18:27There's 53,000 species
18:29They're on every continent except Antarctica
18:32I might have to move to Antarctica
18:33Not today, though, right?
18:34No
18:35Today, we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery
18:46It's just like the movies
18:48With as much diversity
18:51Check test
18:52All right
18:53We are about to show you a lineup of six men
18:55The person or persons involved in the robbery
18:57May or may not be among them
19:00Afterwards, I'm going to ask you individually
19:02If you recognize anyone
19:04But do not compare notes
19:06And do not discuss the suspects amongst each other
19:09Do you understand?
19:10Yes, Daddy
19:13Okay, the guy that's number one
19:15Looks like a tech bro
19:16That speaks about himself in the third person
19:17And he probably kisses his immediate family on the nose
19:21Smoochie
19:21Okay, wait, but number three is sort of getting like
19:23Hey, I'm Chad
19:24I completely misunderstood the message at Fight Club
19:27And I don't understand why my Native American Halloween costume
19:29So offensive
19:30Number five looks like he spends his Friday nights
19:32Chugging beer loaded with protein powder
19:34Stop drinking a load if your two snakes are in the house
19:37Okay, guys, let's try to focus
19:39I mean, this should be fairly easy
19:40Do you guys recognize anyone or not?
19:43Well, they were all wearing masks
19:45But these guys are the same basic size
19:47You know, I feel like I might recognize the guy's voice that yelled at us
19:53Number one, could you please repeat the phrase?
19:58Shut up and get on the ground
20:00Okay, I'm going to press with the performance
20:02Could use a little more pizzazz
20:03I don't want to give a line read
20:04But there's like a hundred guys in LA that could do a better job than that
20:07So, question
20:08Can you just sort of make them say whatever you want?
20:11No, they're only going to say what was said at the robbery
20:14You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
20:16Contestant number one
20:17Can you please recite Tommy Lee Jones' speech from The Fugitive?
20:19No, contestant number one
20:21Suspect number one, you do not have to do that
20:23I would like it if you did
20:24I would like it if you did
20:26I'll do it
20:27Yes
20:28I love The Fugitive
20:30Floor's all yours
20:32What I want out of each and every one of you
20:34Is a hard target search
20:36Of every gas station
20:38Residence
20:39Warehouse
20:40Farmhouse
20:41Henhouse
20:41Outhouse
20:42And doghouse
20:43In that area
20:45He's really good
20:46That's really good
20:46Bravo
20:50Can we see a chemistry read between four and two?
20:53Okay, okay, okay
20:54Do you recognize any of these individuals from the robbery?
20:58I mean, if we say yes, can we get them to say more weird stuff?
21:01No
21:01Can we make them kiss?
21:02Can we make them kiss?
21:03Can we see a kiss between four and two?
21:04That would equal six
21:08It's odd
21:09Super glue usually comes off with a bit of acetone
21:11Do you remember the brand you used?
21:13Nope
21:13Yes
21:14I think it was like an acetone resistant blend
21:19Heavy duty stuff
21:21Yeah
21:22Can't really remember the exact name
21:24Well, surgery is a last resort
21:25But without identifying the exact adhesive you used
21:28I'm not sure how else to proceed
21:29Can someone go by your house and get it?
21:31Uh, no
21:33Not really
21:34I'm happy to do it
21:35Give me your address
21:35No, that's not necessary
21:37It's super nice though
21:38Oh my god, the nicest
21:39Thank you
21:40But we just
21:41We couldn't ask that of you
21:42Listen up
21:42You are glued to my wife
21:44The only person I'm supposed to touch her
21:46This long is me
21:47So give me your address
21:50Unless there's something at your house
21:51You don't want me to see
21:54Something that has to do with this perhaps
21:57I swear
21:58I don't know what that is
22:00It's a firing pin for a handgun
22:01Oh my god
22:02Crazy
22:03The question is
22:04Are the two of you covered with them?
22:10So Finley is out of surgery
22:12We should be able to talk to her soon
22:13But the, uh
22:14The girlfriend, Ava
22:16She died on the table
22:18Damn
22:19Hard way to learn
22:20Not to rob a bank
22:21With the former Green Beret
22:22Working as a security guard
22:23Damn
22:24Hey, as my rookie
22:26Shouldn't you be doing the paperwork?
22:31Yeah
22:31That's give it a shot
22:32Uh-huh
22:32Alright, I requested an officer
22:34To come watch over Finley
22:35We should get back out on patrol
22:36Actually, we have been asked
22:38To take a first run
22:39At interviewing Finley
22:40But Lopez is tied up with the feds
22:42Combing through bank footage
22:43Trying to figure out
22:44How the third robber escaped
22:45And as our former partner
22:48Future partner
22:49Yet, um
22:50She trusts her detective skills
22:52Exactly
22:53And unfortunately
22:54For you
22:55I still need my T.O.
22:56To show me how it's done
22:58Not to break the fourth wall here
23:00But you're a literal expert
23:01At interrogating suspects
23:03And
23:04I'm not
23:05Only way to become
23:07An expert
23:08Is to do the work
23:09And as someone
23:10Whose instincts
23:11Are to turn everything up
23:12To an 11
23:12I am curious to see
23:14How you handle something
23:15That requires
23:16Nuance
23:17And delicacy
23:26Hey
23:26Hey
23:27How long has she been awake?
23:28A couple minutes
23:30Anyone tell her about her partner?
23:32I know I didn't
23:34Can I ask you one question?
23:36Sure
23:38What's the worst mistake
23:39I can make in that?
23:41Don't make it a competition
23:43You versus her
23:44You guys are on the same side
23:45Yes ma'am
23:46Got it
23:47Thanks
23:51Philly
23:53I'm Officer Penn
23:54This is Detective Harper
23:55We brought you in
23:57Yeah I remember
23:59Josefa
23:59No one will tell me
24:02I'm sorry but
24:03She didn't survive the surgery
24:06She had lost too much blood
24:11No
24:12No
24:14Why did he have to shoot her?
24:16He didn't have to shoot her
24:17Our guns weren't real
24:19But they looked real
24:20People were terrified
24:24That's not fair
24:25She only did it because of me
24:31Why?
24:32I've seen your history
24:34It's spotless
24:35I couldn't even dream
24:36Of getting into Stafford
24:39Be grateful
24:41You want to know
24:42Why we robbed that bank?
24:44I am $200,000 in debt
24:47And that's after spending
24:49The last three years
24:49Trying to pay off the loan
24:51It's higher now
24:52Than it was when I started
24:54What hope did we have
24:55At a happy life together?
24:58Working two jobs
24:59Just to barely stay above water
25:02Listen I get it
25:04I lived in my car
25:05Until a few months ago
25:06Debt is no joke
25:07And it could impact
25:08How the DA's office
25:09Decides to prosecute you
25:12But if you want any hope
25:14Or leniency
25:14Any
25:16You need to tell us
25:17Who your other partner
25:17Was in the robbery
25:18It was just me and Ava
25:19We know that there was
25:21A third person that got away
25:22We're gonna find them eventually
25:24But you have an opportunity
25:25To help yourself here
25:26I strongly urge you
25:27Take it
25:29I don't deserve help
25:32Dave is dead because of me
25:40Hey
25:41What are you doing here?
25:42Hey
25:43Dropout guys made me drive them
25:44Something about a lineup?
25:46Right
25:46But
25:47They left
25:48Are you
25:49Kidding?
25:50That's why Sam asked for the
25:51Minivan keys
25:53Okay
25:53Sorry
25:54Can your mom pick you up?
25:55Yeah I can call her
25:56Did they help you at all
25:58With the lunch?
25:59No
25:59Stupid question
26:00Those guys would have
26:01Gone down with the Titanic
26:02Because they were too busy
26:03Making fun of the orchestra
26:04To get on a lifeboat
26:06Look
26:06Don't take this the wrong way
26:07But why do you work
26:09With those guys?
26:10They pay me surprisingly well
26:11Uh Nolan
26:13Sorry
26:13Are you free?
26:14Yeah I can be
26:15I'll see you later
26:16Yep
26:18So Greg just called
26:19Luna is currently glued
26:21To a couple
26:22Who appears to be
26:23Manufacturing and selling
26:24Ghost guns
26:25The judge just signed off
26:26On a warrant for us
26:27To go inside
26:27And take a look at their house
26:28While they remain glued to Luna
26:30That's going to have to be
26:31Our secondary assignment
26:32Identifying the adhesive
26:33They've been using
26:34To assemble the ghost guns
26:35So we can get them all separated
26:37And who are these people?
26:38Uh
26:38Poppy and Jasper Watterson
26:41Neither of them
26:42Have a criminal record
26:43But at one point or another
26:44They've both filed
26:45Restraining orders
26:46Against each other
26:47I checked out their social media
26:48They are both gun enthusiasts
26:49Obviously in a toxic relationship
26:51Who share an inability
26:52To think things through
26:53Wow
26:53Yeah
26:54Today is an odd one
26:55Right?
26:56Wait, why?
26:57What's going on with you?
26:58I can't even explain
26:59Not without crying
27:00Mares
27:00We're on the move
27:01Coming
27:03I let Mark Wyatt go
27:05His girlfriend corroborated
27:07His story of him
27:08Losing his wallet yesterday
27:09And he was very understanding
27:11About our confusion
27:12And happy to get his wallet
27:13Back once we had it
27:14Fingerprinted
27:14Yeah
27:15Hey, you want to ride with me?
27:18Can I?
27:20Traitor
27:26So did he call his mom?
27:27I don't know
27:28I don't think so
27:30I don't have much confidence
27:32That even if he does
27:33It'll make things better
27:35Okay, we're coming up to it
27:37Thanks
27:42Oh
27:43You know what?
27:44Let's back up a little
27:57What's up?
27:58Three guys are moving stuff
27:59Out of that greenhouse
28:00Around the corner
28:05And by stuff you mean guns?
28:07Among other things
28:08So do we want to go
28:09Right at them
28:10Or try something more subtle?
28:12A little bit of both
28:36On the ground
28:37Step away from the van
28:39On the ground
28:40Arms and legs spread
28:44That could not have worked out better
28:51Looks like we found our adhesive
28:52Ooh, I wouldn't touch that
28:54Good idea
28:55Hey, guys, I got this out here
28:57Go inside, clear the house
29:00Nolan sent a photo of the glue
29:02Thank God
29:03Oh, did he, uh
29:04Did he see anything else
29:05While he was there?
29:08Hey, I just got the exact epoxy
29:10That he used
29:11Great
29:18By the way, earlier in the day
29:20I found these in the bathroom
29:21You wouldn't happen to know
29:22Who they belong to, would you?
29:24Yeah, I've been looking everywhere for these
29:26Where'd you say you found them?
29:27I'm around the hall
29:38Finley!
29:38Grandma!
29:39Finley!
29:40I'm sorry, I'm sorry
29:41You can't go there
29:41You can't go in there
29:43The hell I can't
29:44You're gonna have to shoot me to stop me
29:45Ma'am, ma'am
29:46Hold on one second
29:47Your granddaughter has been arrested
29:49For a very serious crime
29:50My granddaughter has also been shot
29:52And I am the only family she's got
29:54So you are gonna let me into that room
29:56Yes, ma'am
29:56We can do that
29:58But I need you to do something for me
30:00Finley can help herself
30:01By telling us the truth about what happened
30:03Finley needs a lawyer
30:04I've got one on the way
30:06Now let me see her
30:08Of course
30:08But Detective Harper
30:09Is gonna pat you down
30:10And hold on to your purse
30:12Whatever
30:13Arms up
30:30Ava's dead
30:31Oh baby
30:36I'm so sorry
30:39I'm so upset
30:40What's going on?
30:42Uh
30:42Finley's grandma just got here
30:44Great
30:44I don't need to make a separate trip
30:46When the feds finished processing the prints from the bank
30:48One set stood out
30:50Although
30:50The last bank she robbed was in 1983
30:53Get out
30:54Finley's mama?
30:55Yeah
30:56She did a nickel for it
30:57Got out
30:58And never robbed another bank
30:59Until today
31:05Maeve
31:11It's all my fault
31:12They did everything right in life
31:15And still
31:15They were struggling so much
31:18It wasn't right
31:22Put your hands behind me
31:24No
31:24Please
31:25No
31:28It wasn't right
31:31No
31:37Finally
31:37So much better
31:41All right
31:43Good news is that you're free
31:45And this is the bad news
31:48All right
31:48If you could just turn around
31:51Turn around
31:51Hands on your head
31:58Hands behind your back
32:03Huh
32:03Must have missed some
32:05Brr
32:12Hey
32:13Are you still waiting for your mom?
32:15Yeah
32:16She's busy
32:16Said she'd get me when she's free
32:18She couldn't think of a safer place for me to wait
32:20Okay
32:21What about your dad?
32:22Oh
32:22He's only break glass in case of emergency
32:24Right
32:25Well
32:26I just finished with an arrest
32:27So I can give you a ride home
32:29Great
32:30Can we go with the lights and the syrens?
32:32No
32:33But I'll let you use the radio to tell dispatch
32:35She has a sexy voice
32:36Really?
32:37No
32:40Is that your mom?
32:41No, it's Sam
32:42Where's our equipment?
32:43You weren't supposed to steal it for real
32:45I'm not paying you unless you bring it back
32:49Second text
32:50Haha, whoops
32:51Sorry
32:51That message wasn't for you
32:53Please don't share it with anyone
32:54Prayer hands emoji
32:57Do I need a lawyer?
32:59That is your right
33:00Do you have one?
33:01Yes
33:02But he only does entertainment law
33:04That's not going to help you
33:06Look, not only did you make false statements to police
33:09Which is punishable by up to six months in prison
33:12But you also endangered yourself and your employees
33:15Look, I am so sorry
33:17We do crazy stunts for our shows all the time
33:19I thought I was hiring actors to play robbers
33:22That they were supposed to interrupt our game show with a fake robbery
33:25And then return all of our stuff a few hours later
33:27I never thought a casting breakdown for armed robbers would attract actual armed robbers
33:35And then I was too embarrassed to say anything
33:37And now I fully realize the error of my ways
33:41Which is great
33:43But it will still be up to the DA's office as to whether they want to press charges
33:47I can't go to jail
33:48I couldn't even handle sleepaway camp
33:50Look, let's just start with arresting the two men that robbed you
33:55I'm assuming you have names and numbers
33:57I have their Venmo's
33:58Let's start with that
33:59Okay
34:02Robber 88
34:02Okay, well, I should have seen that one coming
34:19All right
34:20What a way to end shift
34:22As a thank you, paperwork can be turned into the top of the day tomorrow
34:25I'll even add an hour of OT for those who want to come in early
34:27That's great
34:28Hey, did you call your mother?
34:32I'm gonna
34:33Yeah, don't we have her
34:34Right behind you
34:39I'm sorry
34:41I think I just need to get some closure
34:43That's okay
34:45Look, why don't we clock out and we'll talk about it at home
34:47Okay
34:49I don't know about you
34:51But all I'm thinking about is a hot bath and 12 hours of sleep
34:55Sounds nice
34:59Are you okay?
35:03Um, okay
35:05I thought I could brush this in one delicate way
35:10But after the day we had
35:11I think it's better just to come out and say it
35:17Is there something going on with you and Dr. Ashton?
35:21Are you accusing me of cheating?
35:23I'm not accusing you of anything
35:26But after seeing the way you two act together
35:30And finding his things in your car
35:36That's one more truth
35:40First of all
35:41You have to believe me when I say that nothing has happened between us
35:45Second of all
35:48I do feel something for him
35:53I wasn't looking for it
35:56In our whole marriage
35:57I've never even thought about anyone else
36:00But this past year the world has opened up for me
36:05I finished school
36:06I got this job
36:07You met another man
36:09It is not that simple
36:11Am I attracted to him?
36:13Yes
36:14But that doesn't mean that I was planning on acting on it
36:17Doesn't mean you weren't
36:18Otherwise you would have said that
36:20Wait, please
36:21I'm
36:23I'm trying to be honest
36:24And I'm making a mess of it
36:26Because I don't
36:27I don't really know how I feel
36:31If you hadn't confronted me
36:32About Oliver
36:33There's a good chance
36:34I would have worked through all of this
36:35Without you ever knowing
36:36I do know
36:40It's breaking my heart
36:48So what you need to tell me
36:51Is that whatever it is you feel
36:53For this man
36:56It's over
36:58As of now
37:02And your hesitation gives me my answer
37:04Here, take this
37:04Wait
37:05I need to take a walk
37:07I need to take a walk
37:08And then what?
37:09I don't know
37:18So
37:19Officially end of shift
37:21Did you decide whether or not I'm a lost cause?
37:25I want to hear your thoughts first
37:28Okay
37:28Well I think I made some real progress today
37:31Even though it wasn't close to perfect
37:33Stop
37:34You do know
37:35Not everything is about you
37:36Right?
37:36I don't want to hear your own self-analysis
37:38I want to hear what you thought about me
37:40Your rookie
37:41Oh
37:43Can I not do that?
37:46All right
37:48I'd say you're pretty knowledgeable for a rookie officer
37:51You have natural instincts
37:53Though I can sometimes feel your urge to take over
37:55I appreciate that you don't
37:57Your willingness to trust your T.O. and give him a second chance
38:00Even when you think you might know better
38:02When you most definitely do know better
38:06It's admirable
38:09Okay, thanks
38:11No, it's your turn, right?
38:14So what does that mean?
38:15Do I get to stay or should I go home?
38:17See you tomorrow
38:26Happy birthday!
38:28We wanted to do something special
38:30To celebrate your first day back on patrol
38:33You guys
38:33You
38:35You are terrible
38:37Wonderful people
38:38And I love you
38:40We love you too
38:41And you're going to get through this
38:42Thank you
38:43Wow, you guys really did not have to do this
38:45But
38:46I'm glad that you did
38:48It's not something I ever would have thought to celebrate
38:50To be fair
38:51You are not big on festivities of any kind
38:53Only found out when your birthday was
38:55Because I called your mama
38:55And I am still kind of mad at you for that
38:57Me too
38:58And so is Wesley
39:01Okay, so I assume that this is not just decorations
39:03That there are some sort of sustenance
39:05And possible adult beverages
39:07I'm on it
39:08Thank you guys for being here
39:11But just to clarify
39:41I do want to be in my bed
39:42Doesn't blame you or me
39:43Just blames technology for being too fun to experience alone
39:47Wow
39:48Okay, it sounds like it went great
39:50Yeah
39:51Well, what took so long then?
39:53We started talking about a lot of other stuff
39:55Like what?
39:56Nosy
39:56Come on, just tell me
39:57If you want to tell me
39:59Um
40:00Work
40:02Childhood memories
40:04You
40:05It was nice
40:07Yeah
40:08I bet you guys have a lot to catch up on
40:11Yeah
40:12Yeah, what she did
40:12She told me all about her weekly trips to the farmer's market
40:15Oh, and she told me all about her friend Linda
40:17Who has been acting like
40:19And this is in my mother's words
40:21A shrewd bitch with a stick shoved so far a press
40:24Yeah
40:24I heard about Linda
40:25And honestly, I agree with your mother
40:27She has to go
40:28How'd you hear about that?
40:29That was not on the group chat
40:32Nope
40:34I
40:37I am on a separate group thread
40:39With just your mom and Jenny
40:41You are unbelievable
40:42Wait, no, stop
40:43To be fair, I did not start that one
40:45Jenny did
40:46But now I have two of my main sources
40:48For vintage Tim photos in the same place
40:50So that's very nice for me
40:51Oh my god
40:52Okay, so do I have to talk to Jenny now too?
40:53No
40:54No
40:54But if you have that powder blue prom suit lying around
40:59That would be nice
41:00Okay, I'm sure I can dig it up from somewhere
41:03Wow
41:15Hello?
41:17I'm in the bedroom
41:21I thought you couldn't be over another week
41:23I moved some things around
41:24Are you naked under there?
41:26100%
41:27With the caveat that I have to go back in 36 hours
41:31We can get a lockdown in 36 hours
41:33We can
41:38Just one
41:40Yes sir, is everything alright?
41:42No
41:44Luna and I are in a bad place
41:49I don't know what our future looks like
41:53I'm here at the hotel bar where I'll be staying for who knows how long
41:58Sounds like you need some company
41:59I'll be right there
42:01Thanks
42:04Maybe not right there
42:05Hey, John
42:07He won't be any more sad in 40 minutes than he would have been in 20
42:10This is true
42:14I'm here at the hotel bar
42:15I'm here at the hotel bar
42:16I'm here at the hotel bar
42:16I'm here at the hotel bar
42:18I'm here at the hotel bar
42:18I'm here at the hotel bar
42:21I'm here at the hotel bar
42:21I'm here at the hotel bar
42:30I'm here at the hotel bar
42:31I'm here at the hotel bar
42:31I'm here at the hotel bar
42:31I'm here at the hotel bar
42:32I'm here at the hotel bar
42:32I'm here at the hotel bar
42:37I'm here at the hotel bar
42:49Damn it.
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