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Heated Rivalry Episode 3
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:01And where's your boy, Rosenhoff?
00:03My what?
00:03Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:05No, I mean, no, no, not your boy.
00:07Just, like, it's always, uh, Hollander and Rosenhoff, right?
00:10He's hot.
00:11We should like him listen like my thing called.
00:13He's an asshole, right?
00:14I mean, yeah, basically.
00:15The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:19Glad to see Rosenhoff and hold my record for more than a minute.
00:22Nice shoot, bro.
00:23I thought Scott Hunter's here.
00:24Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:26Be nice, Bonnie.
00:27Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:28I don't know.
00:29Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:30We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:33No worries.
00:34I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:35Seriously, this is your baby.
00:35We're coming for you.
00:36Trust me.
00:37You look great in silver, Bonnie.
00:38Don't even stress.
00:38Oh, good one.
00:51I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:54Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February
00:56talking about getting ice cream?
00:57It's your Olympics, baby.
00:59It should be, right?
01:02Hey, isn't that it?
01:04Oh, yeah.
01:05All in there.
01:06What's up, motherfucker?
01:08Good boys.
01:09All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating?
01:11My buddy Joe is in that program, we train together.
01:14Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:16I'd love to show up for them.
01:17Oh, yeah, man.
01:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:19What do you mean?
01:21Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:25I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's
01:29me.
01:30Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:33Fucking balls to steal, man.
01:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
01:49Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
01:52What has happened to Scott Hunter?
01:5470 points last season.
01:55Yes, and we're six games into this season.
01:58A season he, he called, need to win.
02:01Those are his words.
02:02And he has zero, zero points.
02:05He's in a fog.
02:06His passes aren't connecting.
02:07He's barely skating.
02:08I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:11And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:22And he's like, oh, my God, I'm a traitor.
02:42I can't see you.
02:45I can't see you.
02:46I can't see you.
02:51I am very sorry about that.
02:53Truly not a big deal.
02:55How may I help you?
02:57What's good?
03:00Just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:04Any allergies?
03:05No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:06Okay.
03:07I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:10Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
03:11Yeah, yeah, that's it.
03:13But what?
03:14Oh, nothing.
03:15Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:19Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:21I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:26Yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:27Yeah?
03:28Blueberry with a banana.
03:29I take that, if it's okay to order off-menu.
03:32Yep.
03:34I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:38Okay.
03:59Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:00It's really hot.
04:00Oh, yeah.
04:02The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:05I know.
04:07I guess it must.
04:11Here.
04:12Thanks.
04:14Um, that's way too much.
04:17It's for you.
04:18It's a great smoothie.
04:20Thanks again, Kip.
04:25Girl.
04:27Oh, shit.
04:28Are you...
04:32Was that Scott Hunter?
04:33Was that what?
04:34Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
04:38Girl.
04:39Clock winding down in the second period.
04:412-1 for Anaheim.
04:42We have girls with a drop.
04:44And this is what we're watching?
04:46We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to
04:50watch, uh...
04:51Wait, what is this?
04:52Let me check my name.
04:53Hockey?
04:53Shut up, Sean.
04:54I should turn it off.
04:55No, no, no.
04:56Please keep it on.
04:56Huh?
04:57Thank you, Kyle.
04:58Thank you, Kyle.
05:00Thank you, Kyle.
05:00You're welcome.
05:02Twice.
05:02He said tip.
05:04Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:06Maria, that is selling the bar so low.
05:08And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:10It almost sounded hot.
05:11Okay, that's not fair.
05:11Not hot.
05:12Just normal.
05:13Okay.
05:14I'll listen it.
05:15Fuck both of you, okay?
05:16Camp is short for Christopher.
05:16It's not that weird.
05:17It's short bus for Christopher.
05:19And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:22Oh, my God.
05:22Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:24He said it.
05:24He said it.
05:26Another round?
05:27Thank you, Kyle.
05:29Thank you, Kyle.
05:31Hunter Devon.
05:32And you?
05:32Bob sends him back to Hockey.
05:34Hunter's looking at him.
05:35Look, look, look.
05:35He's on the TV right now.
05:37Sure, look right now.
05:38Oh, my God.
05:38Okay.
05:39Fawks to Hunter.
05:40Hunter's in front of the net.
05:41And he scores!
05:43A rare goal for Scott Hunter.
05:44Oh, wow.
05:45Right?
05:46He knows your name.
05:47Yeah.
05:48I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
05:50Shut the fuck up.
05:50You literally boy.
05:51Jesus Christ!
05:55He scored a hat trick last night.
05:57Are you asking me what that means?
05:59Or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:00I just didn't realize that...
06:02We literally watched the game, kid.
06:09Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:10Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:13Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:13You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:15I am.
06:16This is awesome.
06:17I mean, wow.
06:18You had a night last night.
06:19Oh, did you watch?
06:20I did, yeah.
06:21I don't usually...
06:22Sorry, that sounds rude.
06:24I'm...
06:24No, I got it.
06:25Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
06:27It was amazing.
06:28He's a huge fan.
06:29But, yeah.
06:30I watched last night.
06:32Wow.
06:33Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try
06:38to perfect it.
06:39Okay.
06:41So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
06:44Anything you'd like different?
06:46Nothing at all.
06:48There you are.
06:50Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
06:52I really can.
06:53Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:00Dude.
07:01Girl.
07:02Who's that?
07:02Yes, I fucking was.
07:10Sorry I'm late.
07:11No outside food or drink.
07:13Fuck off, Kyle.
07:17And I know the whole smoothie thing is done, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name,
07:21and it's low-key making me crazy.
07:22Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
07:25Because I am not looking for a date.
07:26Yes.
07:26I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
07:29Could you please listen to me?
07:30Kyle, remote?
07:31Oh.
07:36Extra shrimp.
07:40New York with control of the fucking game.
07:42Now I'm fully listening.
07:43What are you doing?
07:44Just putting the game on.
07:45Elena.
07:45What?
07:46It's a sports bar.
07:47Let's watch sport.
07:49Am I being crazy?
07:50What does Maria say?
07:51She says he's funny.
07:52Me too.
07:53Well, she is much smarter than you.
07:54And probably this idiot.
07:56He's not an idiot.
08:00Jesus.
08:01Right.
08:02When's his next home game?
08:05Come on.
08:05If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:07I don't plan my shifts.
08:09I just gobble up as many as I can.
08:11Saturday.
08:12They play at home again on Saturday.
08:14Are you working?
08:18Fuck no.
08:19Fix that.
08:30I don't know if you, uh, it's, uh, it's nice to see you.
08:37Uh, Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
08:39Extra banana.
08:47This one's on the house.
08:48Oh, come on.
08:49It's about my pay grade.
08:50Management heard you came in.
08:51And no, you may not tip me.
08:53And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
08:57Okay.
08:58Um, uh, may I drink this here?
09:02Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:04Yeah, you totally may.
09:08Oh.
09:36You're not worried about breaking your routine?
09:39Uh, no, I'm not actually that obsessive.
09:42Uh, no, I'm not actually that obsessive.
09:43Turns out I'm too lazy to be a serial killer.
09:45I took a quiz.
09:46I don't even think I could be a spree killer.
09:49What's a spree killer?
09:50Someone who kills multiple people at the same time.
09:53But isn't it?
09:54A serial killer is someone who kills multiple people, minimum three, but over a period of
09:58time.
09:59Not all at once.
09:59Mm-hmm.
10:02How do you know that?
10:04I read a lot of murder books.
10:07And, uh, yeah, serial killers make me feel not obsessive, which is a relief.
10:15Well, I've read some things about athletes.
10:17Okay.
10:18Okay, before you say anything else, yes, I agree.
10:20And yes, there are at least two guys on my team that are possibly off the record.
10:23Yes, maybe.
10:25But no, not me.
10:26No, I swear.
10:28Barely had two concussions.
10:30Okay, so, what?
10:32No left sock, right sock, stop shaving, no sex, all that stuff?
10:35Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, all of that.
10:36But that's not CTE stuff, that's just science.
10:38And science only really matters during the playoffs.
10:41Oh, okay, that's super comforting.
10:43Listen, I know you're more of a hard guy, so it's not like I expect you to get the ins
10:46and outs of science.
10:47And just to be clear, I'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing.
10:51I mean, you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of May.
11:04Um, do you want to come to my game tonight?
11:09I have two seats, no one's taking them, so, I mean, if you want.
11:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:15Yeah, yeah, I want.
11:17Fuck, man, that's crazy.
11:20Super happy to do it.
11:22You sure?
11:25I'm sure.
11:29These are better than my company seats.
11:31I get it.
11:31These are really good seats.
11:33Well, yeah, they're his.
11:36You know, we're first date, but I think I'm into this.
11:39What are you talking about?
11:40Well, you're with a girl, and he's at work, so...
11:42Oh, my God, shut up, Elena.
11:45Oh, wow.
11:47That wasn't to me, that was...
11:48He just nodded at you.
11:50No, there's no proof of that.
11:52Come on, boys.
11:57Wait back, for fuck's sake.
12:07Good job, I love you.
12:09I love you.
12:10I love you.
12:10I love you.
12:12Good job, I love you.
12:13Hey, Hunter, too bad you can't play at home every night, right?
12:18It's better for you, huh?
12:19Go fuck yourself, Rosanoff.
12:21All right, it's more fun if you're there.
12:26All right, thanks.
12:31Hope next time we play, you decide to show up.
12:36Cheap.
12:37True.
12:41It's starting to sound like him.
12:43I'm sorry, what?
12:46You fucking heard me, Hollander.
12:48What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
12:50Well, there's something you really don't expect to see, especially after the final whistle, and
12:54especially from Hollander and Hunter, a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road for the
12:59animals.
12:59That's Shane Hollander of Everfly.
13:01Anybody can tap some grievances there?
13:04I'm going to hit the sack.
13:05Yeah, there you go, handsome.
13:06All right, have a good day off.
13:08It's not a day off.
13:09I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow.
13:11Yeah, yeah, I just, you know, you get to sleep in four once, so I'm just happy for you.
13:15It's all I meant.
13:16You know.
13:17I, uh, I'm proud of your hustle, kiddo.
13:20You know?
13:21You can get that scholarship anyway.
13:23Please, please, no jinxing me.
13:24No way.
13:25No way.
13:25Good night.
13:26Night, Dad.
13:27Love you.
13:28Love you, Dad.
13:33Motherfucker.
13:39What's happening to you?
13:41What's your problem?
13:41I can't find my black suit, and I have to leave so, so soon.
13:44Okay, well, it's with the dry cleaning in my closet, so why are you freaking out?
13:49Okay, hey, hey, are you okay?
13:51Yeah, I'm fine.
13:51I just, I need the money, and I can't fuck this job up.
13:54Yes, and I get it, but you're not going to fuck it up because you're amazing, and it's
13:57going to be great.
13:59I love you.
14:00Yeah, you too.
14:01Yes, buddy.
14:05I'm so sorry.
14:07Save it.
14:08Can you light up?
14:10That's right.
14:13Motherfucker.
14:15I'm so sorry about that.
14:17I'm really sorry.
14:18Oh, you're a mess.
14:19It's okay.
14:19It's not my only talks.
14:22New York used to have professional waiters.
14:24Now it's all just models.
14:25You can't carry a tray.
14:26It's, uh, it's really okay.
14:28I'm so sorry again.
14:29Oh, bunny.
14:31Babe, I don't know what that was.
14:34I know.
14:34I'm a complete fuck-up, and I'm sorry.
14:36You're not a complete fuck-up.
14:38This is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into.
14:40Art, Sean, please don't fire me.
14:42No one is firing you.
14:44Just calm down and get your shit together, okay?
14:47Okay.
14:48I know you need the money, baby.
14:50Okay?
14:51Deep breath.
14:52Inhale.
14:53Exhale.
14:55Exhale.
14:56You think you can handle quiche?
14:58They're dry.
15:13Hey.
15:14Hey.
15:14I am so sorry about earlier.
15:16That woman is horrible, and I'm the one who should apologize.
15:19I was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot.
15:21No, I'm the idiot.
15:22You're just a normal, hungry person at a fundraiser.
15:24And that woman did seem horrible.
15:26Full disclosure, I hate this food.
15:27Full disclosure, I hate serving it.
15:32I'm sorry, I have to...
15:33Do you like Mexican food?
15:35Yeah.
15:36Of course.
15:36I'm not a serial killer.
15:38Or even a spree killer.
15:40You sure?
15:40Yeah.
15:41Who has the time?
15:42But do you have the time to grab a bite with me, like when this thing is over?
15:47Tonight?
15:48Yeah.
15:49With you?
15:50Uh, wow.
15:51Um, yeah.
15:52Yeah, okay.
15:53Yeah.
15:54Yeah.
15:54Because there's, uh, there's this great place right around the corner, and it's open late,
15:57and...
15:58Okay.
15:59Um, you don't mind waiting until I'm done?
16:00Not even a little.
16:09Oh.
16:21Hi.
16:29that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
16:40how would you feel about ordering in
16:55holy shit
17:00oh my god
17:19i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
17:28do you want a full tour now or uh or i think or
17:40oh
17:47oh
17:48oh
17:48oh
17:48oh
17:57oh
18:03wow you are so beautiful
18:12i can't believe you're going to be
18:14i'm so into you so into you i guess i'm thinking about you
18:26oh
18:42oh
18:42oh my god
18:44oh
18:47oh
18:56what are you doing
18:59oh i didn't wake you and i just thought since you have your game tomorrow and
19:03oh
19:04oh
19:06oh
19:07oh
19:08oh
19:10oh
19:11oh
19:13oh
19:13oh
19:13yeah
19:17then stay please
19:52did i wake you
19:54oh okay i meant to surprise you and i was gonna go out and get stuff but i looked in
19:58your fridge and
19:58you basically had all the ingredients i know i shouldn't be snooping around but i didn't have
20:03to do that much snooping you were very organized and i thought since i'm not working today but you
20:07still have your game that you'd probably still want you
20:16um can i fuck you
20:20absolutely
20:33so
20:37i should probably go
20:44um what if you didn't
20:47go
20:49like ever
20:52fuck all that serial killer talk was you warning me wasn't it
21:02um i'm um i'm gonna say a bunch of things okay and i know i'm too intense everyone tells me
21:10that
21:10but i just i can't help it is it okay can i be too intense
21:15yeah
21:16yeah i um
21:21i never do this
21:24never brought anyone back here like ever
21:28um
21:29yeah my life is uh is complicated
21:33yeah i i get that
21:39and i can't um
21:43come out
21:44like
21:46not not right now
21:49too many people depend on me for too much and it would just it would fuck everything up
21:54and so i just thought i would um
21:56i don't know
21:58wait i guess
22:00yeah wait till hockey was over and maybe i could fade away better
22:09but i am
22:14you it's just uh
22:18i want you so bad
22:21so bad
22:24and i know that you barely know me so why would you even consider something this
22:27this probably fucked up like i i know i'm fucked up i get it i'm not pretending i'm not
22:32but i really really like you
22:37i want you to stay
22:39so i'm asking for what i want
22:44i want you to be here when i get back from practice later
22:48and i uh want you to be here when i come home from my game tonight
22:53i um
22:56i want you more than i've wanted anything in a long time
23:02is uh is that too much
23:06you can say it if it is
23:10do you say something though
23:34i think i'd love to be here when you get back
23:39and i don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer
23:44really
23:45yeah really
23:45yeah you're definitely not lazy
23:53hey
23:55how much practice
24:03i don't know like a few days ago
24:05yes i send in the applications
24:06very aggressive
24:07yes i need to be you
24:09and yes i know we hate bosses
24:11with elena dad i'm staying with elena
24:14so i don't have to schlep to work i get to sleep in the next hour
24:18fuck yes
24:34i don't think that i'm just watching the game
24:49where he's not my boyfriend
24:50oh we don't have a fucking boyfriend
25:00oh
25:01oh
25:03hi there
25:09morning scott
25:10morning kip
25:12can you go please
25:15extra banana
25:20i'm not sure what i'm gonna do without these on my road trip
25:22i'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities
25:24i'm not like these they don't
25:29do you really think this is a secret
25:30what's a secret
25:33nothing's happening
25:33he's just flirting with me or whatever
25:35he's straight
25:36i think
25:37girl
25:45uh there's pasta salad in the fridge
25:47chicken no feta
25:48oh yeah
25:49and where
25:50for me
25:50i made it
25:55you did
25:58i'm not just a pretty face
26:00oh but you're a very pretty face
26:06what's that
26:06it's an artist i love
26:08he has a new shot
26:09oh cool
26:10i should buy some art
26:13what
26:14hey i'm not just a pretty face either
26:15no no no no
26:16you're also a very very hot body
26:21oh
26:21oh
26:22oh
26:32you don't have to do this
26:34that's cool
26:43this would look great in the living room
26:45not on the um the fireplace wall but on the way to the bedroom
26:49i think it would
26:50shh
26:53sorry
26:53sorry i just
26:54it's okay
26:55um
26:57maybe we should
26:58amazing isn't it
27:00yeah it's beautiful
27:03so are you two
27:04just browsing
27:05or shopping to buy
27:06oh i think we're
27:07yeah i think we're just browsing right now
27:09yeah
27:09thank you
27:10excuse me
27:14sorry he's not feeling well
27:15no problem
27:27i'm uh i'm really sorry
27:29i thought i could do that
27:31i really thought i could
27:32i i wanted to
27:33i just
27:33it's okay
27:35no it's not
27:38i know it's not
28:03this road trips are just killing me
28:06I mean, it's brutal. I think I'm cursed.
28:10Cursed? Like, scary old lady cursed?
28:12I know, I know it's dumb, but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
28:17Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
28:21Maybe. Probably.
28:22Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details? Like, how he blended them?
28:26Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
28:29Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
28:32What do you mean?
28:35Here.
28:38Okay.
28:40Okay, I know it's dumb, I know it's dumb, but I saw them at a bodega and I thought they
28:44looked like your smoothie.
28:51I love them.
28:52Yeah?
28:52I love them so much.
29:00Can I fuck you?
29:02Absolutely.
29:16Fuck yes!
29:31what say it out loud say what okay it's not it's what okay here's what i know
29:45shut up you're in love with him i'm not in love with him you are
29:52have you at least told your dad
29:56for how long now a little over two months oh baby elena okay you you can't tell if anyone finds
30:04out that it's scott obviously i'm not gonna tell anyone but kip he can't come out right now okay
30:10he really wants to it's amazing he's amazing and i've never been happier honestly
30:22what's the plan babe
30:24i don't i don't know what does your dad think
30:29that i'm fucking some married guy probably kind of wish you were
30:34just don't say that please just please be happy for me
30:41i can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
30:43i am gonna be super well behaved for you i only care that you're handsome
30:46you bitch
30:50scott's gonna be there tomorrow night too oh i know and he better be ready for me
31:20you
31:24Hey, Dan.
31:25Oh, my God, you're not dead.
31:27No, I'm alive.
31:28Well, that is a relief.
31:29I didn't want to have to call the war.
31:30You know, I miss you.
31:32I miss you too, Dan.
31:34All right.
31:34Are you going to be making an appearance here at some point in the near future?
31:38Yes, I will.
31:40I'm going to come for dinner this week, I promise.
31:42Perfect.
31:43How's work?
31:44Well, work is fine.
31:45You know, Barry's being a pain in my ass, but...
31:47Well, Barry's an asshole.
31:49No, he hurt his butt, so at least it's something new this time.
31:51Yeah, well, Barry's always been an asshole.
31:54Who taught you to talk like that?
31:55You did.
31:56You taught me to talk like that.
31:57That sounds about right.
32:00And, um, nothing in the mail, right?
32:02Kip, if there was something in the mail, I would not have forgotten about it.
32:06I know, I know.
32:06I just figured I'd check.
32:08Okay.
32:09Don't worry about that.
32:11Okay.
32:11Don't think about that, okay?
32:13It's going to come when it comes.
32:14Look, I'm not going to keep you.
32:15I love you.
32:16All right.
32:17You too, Dad.
32:18You too, Dad, what?
32:19I love you too, Dad.
32:22There.
32:22I said it.
32:23Oh, my God.
32:23Sorry, it's such a struggle.
32:24Okay, bye.
32:25Bye-bye.
32:26Bye-bye.
32:38Bye-bye.
32:42Bye-bye.
32:43Bye-bye.
32:44Bye-bye.
32:44Bye-bye.
32:44Bye-bye.
32:44Bye-bye.
32:45Bye-bye.
32:46Bye-bye.
32:48Bye-bye.
32:54Bye-bye.
33:18Stop it.
33:20Stop what?
33:23He's here.
33:24You need to chill out.
33:27My God.
33:29Can I have some of yours?
33:31Yeah, thanks.
33:35Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
33:37I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
33:39Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
33:42What changed?
33:44You mean a nice girl or something?
33:46I think we just finally agreed with the team.
33:49Excuse me, gentlemen.
33:50I think I spotted an old friend.
33:52No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
33:53But you know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
33:56Your mom especially.
33:57She would have just been thrilled.
34:00Thanks.
34:01Don't think so.
34:02Excuse me.
34:03Yeah.
34:05Hey.
34:06Okay?
34:07Yeah.
34:08Yeah.
34:08I should be used to it.
34:15I'm Kip, right?
34:18Christopher.
34:19Money's all dressed up.
34:20I'm Elena.
34:21Nice to meet you, Elena.
34:22I'm Scott.
34:23Pleasure.
34:23Scott.
34:24You look beautiful.
34:25You both do.
34:27Oh.
34:27Sorry.
34:29Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
34:35Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
34:38Yes, of course.
34:39Great.
34:40Another beer, Scott?
34:41That'd be lovely.
34:47Are you enjoying the evening?
34:49I am.
34:50Are you?
34:52Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
34:57You touched this perfectly.
34:59Thanks.
35:00And thanks.
35:01I mean, you didn't have to.
35:03I wanted to.
35:07You okay?
35:10Elena knows.
35:12And I'm sorry.
35:14Yeah.
35:14I kind of got that.
35:16It's okay.
35:17She's discreet, right?
35:19Yeah, totally.
35:20Totally.
35:20I just...
35:21She kind of figured it out.
35:22And I guess I had to tell someone.
35:25It's okay.
35:26Really.
35:27Very.
35:31This is so weird.
35:33Yeah.
35:34You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
35:36Not before you dance with me.
35:38Pardon?
35:39I want to dance.
35:40Elena's a killer.
35:43How could I possibly say no?
35:49So, what are your intentions with my kid?
35:52I'm serious.
35:54He's crazy about you.
35:55I'm crazy about him, too.
35:56I really am.
35:58He's also miserable.
36:00Are you miserable, too?
36:03No.
36:06Wait.
36:07What do you mean?
36:08Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
36:10He's not.
36:11He is.
36:13Eyes on me, handsome.
36:17I'm doing my best.
36:19I...
36:19I love him.
36:20I just can't do better right now.
36:22I...
36:23I've been honest.
36:24I know.
36:25And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
36:30But it's killing him.
36:36I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
36:38I'm really not.
36:39And you seem great.
36:41But he's great, too.
36:46He deserves the best.
36:49He deserves sunshine.
37:01And so do you.
37:09It's my birthday on Sunday.
37:11I know.
37:13I already got the key to lined up.
37:14Surf and turf.
37:16Because we're not choosing.
37:19You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
37:21It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
37:23Mm-hmm.
37:25A couple of my friends are throwing me just, like, a little party there.
37:28It's not even really a party.
37:30It's just hanging out or whatever.
37:31Right.
37:33It's a...
37:33It's a gay bar.
37:35But it's not a club.
37:36It's just a bar.
37:37It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
37:39It's too.
37:40And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
37:44As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
37:46I mean, Maria knows.
37:47My friend Sean knows.
37:49They know that you buy smoothies from me.
37:55I can't.
37:58I can't do that.
38:01I wish I could.
38:03I want to.
38:05I want to tell everyone.
38:08I want people to know you're mine.
38:10That I love you.
38:12I love you too.
38:14Soon, maybe.
38:19And in a few years.
38:24I know.
38:24I know how it sounds.
38:25But it'll go by quickly.
38:27I promise.
38:28And then we can be normal.
38:30Like other people.
38:35I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
38:39And I know that they're your family.
38:41And that you feel responsible for them.
38:44And I get that, Scott.
38:45I really, really get that.
38:49But I have a family too.
38:52And I keep lying to them.
38:54And I don't want to.
38:57And I miss them.
38:58I miss my dad.
39:02Sorry.
39:03That's not what I meant.
39:04It's okay.
39:04I know what you meant.
39:09I'm gonna go home tonight.
39:12I need to.
39:40Thank you for coming.
39:42For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight
39:46to the bar.
39:48But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
39:53My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
39:57And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
40:01Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
40:05Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
40:10I didn't have anybody else to help me.
40:14I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
40:20St. Thomas filled it with hope.
40:22The hope of a new family.
40:25Things weren't always easy.
40:27You know, they never are for anybody.
40:29But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
40:34First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
40:38And I never looked back.
40:40Because I never had to.
40:44The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today.
40:50Hockey gave it to me.
40:53And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
40:56So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
41:00And for supporting this cause.
41:02Because it's not just a scholarship.
41:03It's everything that comes with it.
41:06It's a whole world.
41:07A whole life.
41:09It's, uh...
41:11It's everything.
41:30Hey, Dad.
41:32Hey, buddy.
41:33The prodigal son returned home.
41:35Look, I got to send the mail here for a certain someone, and it's pretty heavy.
41:40Oh, well.
41:42Hey.
41:47Hey.
41:49My boy.
41:51Come here.
41:52What's up?
41:53Whoa.
41:54Hey.
41:55I'm sorry.
41:56For what?
41:56You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
41:59Oh.
42:02Oh.
42:06Here we go.
42:07Here we go.
42:07Oh, there you go.
42:09Wow.
42:10Here's a pretty funny thing.
42:12And a bullfucker ride to Grasp World.
42:14Oh.
42:17Yay.
42:17Yay.
42:20I watched the price of Banya.
42:43Hey.
42:44Hey, good dress, man.
42:45It's a cool metal fucking game.
42:47Yeah.
42:47Yeah, totally.
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