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Oops I Love You #Oops I'm in Love with My Stepbrother
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00:00:00Thank you, Professor Zach.
00:00:03Now, I'm sure we're all familiar with
00:00:10Title 18, Sections 1961-1968 of the U.S. Code,
00:00:16known formerly as the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act,
00:00:20more commonly referred to under acronym RICO.
00:00:26Today's the day. I have to tell him I like him.
00:00:30Now, to reference a similar case in New York,
00:00:33I believe the defendant is clearly in violation of Section 3 of the RICO Act.
00:00:38To prove this, let's revert to some comparison data.
00:00:52Oh, shit.
00:00:57Arlen, pause the argument.
00:01:04Miss Taylor, are you making fun of the mock trial class?
00:01:07No, no, I'm sorry. I wasn't...
00:01:09Professor, she's just trying to get attention.
00:01:12She knows that all the girls confess to Arlen,
00:01:14so she probably thought that this would make her stand out.
00:01:18Shut up.
00:01:20Miss Taylor, as a law student,
00:01:23I expect you to know the basics.
00:01:26Respect the court.
00:01:30Class dismissed.
00:01:42So you're into me?
00:01:46No, I just...
00:01:48Poor orphan girl.
00:01:51Hopelessly in love with someone way out of her league.
00:01:53Look, Arlen's literally the hardest guy to get in school.
00:01:56It was a mistake. I actually, like...
00:01:59What is this?
00:02:03Oh, my God, Wendy.
00:02:07Are you, like, a stripper or, like, a porn star?
00:02:12No.
00:02:13I'm a model.
00:02:14Are you kidding me?
00:02:16How did someone like you get into law school?
00:02:19I passed the entrance exam.
00:02:22Class is over, and I have a job to do.
00:02:30What's with her attitude?
00:02:38Can't wait to see that bitch's embarrassed little face.
00:03:03What the fuck, you bitch?
00:03:05How are you going to be holding Arlen like that
00:03:06and feeling up his chest?
00:03:10All right.
00:03:13Don't mess.
00:03:13They're just messing around.
00:03:15All right.
00:03:19Don't apologize to me.
00:03:20Apologize to Wendy.
00:03:22They say Arlen is cold and arrogant.
00:03:24I think he's nice.
00:03:27Hey, about the confession yesterday.
00:03:31I, uh...
00:03:32I actually...
00:03:34Sorry, Wendy.
00:03:45Okay, Wendy.
00:03:46Over here.
00:03:54Wendy, hello?
00:03:59Gosh, you're off today.
00:04:02Let's just take five.
00:04:04You can use this time to go change your outfit.
00:04:09Okay.
00:04:11So what?
00:04:12This confession didn't go well?
00:04:15It was a disaster.
00:04:16Okay, I spent days writing that love letter,
00:04:18and it just ended up on the classroom screen.
00:04:21Well, that's okay.
00:04:21Just consider it an early announcement.
00:04:26Well, it gets worse.
00:04:27Mm-hmm.
00:04:28I wanted to send that letter to Fred,
00:04:31but...
00:04:32I sent it to Arlen.
00:04:33I sent it to Arlen.
00:04:34Oh!
00:04:36What?
00:04:37Yeah.
00:04:40Arlen?
00:04:41Like, the Arlen law school tyrant?
00:04:45Oh, girl.
00:04:46God bless your soul.
00:04:48Can I just take my confession back?
00:04:50No.
00:04:52Absolutely not.
00:04:53The whole school thinks that you like him,
00:04:55and you said that you sent it to the wrong guy.
00:04:57Arlen's gonna be absolutely humiliated.
00:05:00Oh, and if you piss him off, you're like...
00:05:03We're done.
00:05:04Some people say those who cross him
00:05:06end up dropping out
00:05:07or just vanishing altogether.
00:05:10Okay, what do I do then?
00:05:14You need to talk to him privately.
00:05:17Clear things up.
00:05:19Calmly.
00:05:21And carefully.
00:05:30Sita's definitely overreacting.
00:05:33Arlen?
00:05:40Arlen actually seemed nice
00:05:41when he helped me the other day.
00:05:43If I just explain what happened,
00:05:46he'll understand.
00:05:55Tom.
00:05:57I mean, I haven't seen him before.
00:06:01Arlen said he took care of him.
00:06:24Tom's been dealt with, yeah?
00:06:27What the hell?
00:06:30Yeah, of course you intend on me.
00:06:31Good.
00:06:32I'll transfer the 100k to your account.
00:06:34Oh, God.
00:06:35Arlen spent 100 grand to get rid of Tom?
00:06:39You know the thing I hate most in the world
00:06:40is liars, right?
00:06:42Totally.
00:06:43The boss.
00:06:44If Arlen finds out the message is meant for Fred,
00:06:48I'll end up like Tom.
00:06:54Shit.
00:06:55Shit.
00:07:11Wendy.
00:07:17Uh, nice, nice sweaters.
00:07:25Wow, looks like, uh,
00:07:26you've got a diehard fan, huh?
00:07:30I'll give you some privacy.
00:07:32No, no, you should,
00:07:33you should stay here, you know,
00:07:34I'm telling you, you can stay.
00:07:35You know, Arlen's
00:07:37projected every one of your advances, so
00:07:40if this one doesn't work out,
00:07:42don't take it to me.
00:07:48Arlen's the most impossible guy
00:07:49to get in school.
00:07:50If I act like an obsessive stalker,
00:07:53he'll definitely hate me.
00:07:54And then I won't even have to explain
00:07:56the whole mix-up.
00:07:58So what are you doing here?
00:08:01Um, I'm just so obsessed with you.
00:08:04Just your looks and your smell.
00:08:06I just, I don't know,
00:08:10it's kind of creepy,
00:08:10but I just, I just can't help myself.
00:08:14So what do you want to do about it?
00:08:15I mean, I'm not going to stop
00:08:17until you make a choice.
00:08:18You either accept my love
00:08:20or you don't.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:25So, final question.
00:08:27You definitely
00:08:29don't want to be my boyfriend, right?
00:08:32Say it, Arlen.
00:08:33Just say no.
00:08:35No, I do.
00:08:37Okay, yeah, I understand.
00:08:39Wait, what did you say?
00:08:41I said I definitely
00:08:42want to be your boyfriend.
00:08:43What?
00:08:46And I don't normally
00:08:47do relationships,
00:08:47but if we're going to be in one,
00:08:50we should probably start
00:08:50with lunch tomorrow, right?
00:08:52Uh, no, no.
00:08:53I mean, we should,
00:08:54we should keep this quiet, right?
00:08:56Why?
00:08:58If I tell him,
00:08:59it was all a misunderstanding.
00:09:01Tom's been dealt with, yeah?
00:09:03You know the thing I hate most
00:09:04in the world is liars, right?
00:09:08I'm, I'm super shy,
00:09:09and being with someone like you
00:09:11is, it's a lot of pressure,
00:09:12so I don't really know
00:09:13if I can handle that.
00:09:16Okay, yeah.
00:09:18We'll just keep things
00:09:19how they've been
00:09:20for now.
00:09:22Yes, thank God.
00:09:30Right there, right there.
00:09:33Okay, Masked A,
00:09:34give me a little sexy.
00:09:36Okay, Wendy.
00:09:38Wendy.
00:09:39Yeah, one more little smize.
00:09:42Jeez.
00:09:44These look so perfect together.
00:09:48Too bad you don't show your face,
00:09:49otherwise you two
00:09:50would be a lot more popular.
00:09:53Okay, so tell me,
00:09:54did you end up clearing things up
00:09:55with that whole confession thing?
00:09:59Clear up?
00:10:00Yeah.
00:10:01She finally confessed
00:10:03to the hottest guy on campus, right?
00:10:05No, no, no.
00:10:07You already know.
00:10:09You should probably
00:10:11get changed first.
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:21Okay, I was going
00:10:22to explain everything,
00:10:25but then Arlen
00:10:26agreed to date me.
00:10:28What?
00:10:30Yeah, I don't know,
00:10:31it just really caught me off guard
00:10:32and my brain completely froze
00:10:33and I don't know,
00:10:34I just need to talk
00:10:35to him properly
00:10:36and alone
00:10:37before it gets worse.
00:10:39Oh, yeah.
00:10:41Okay.
00:10:47Yeah.
00:10:49She finally confessed.
00:11:06I've been waiting for this
00:11:08for so long.
00:11:09Wendy really likes me.
00:11:23Dude!
00:11:26Where have you been lately, huh?
00:11:29You're acting so mysteriously.
00:11:30Yeah, you've been
00:11:31caught up with some work stuff.
00:11:33Come on,
00:11:33your family literally owns
00:11:34the most prestigious law firm.
00:11:37Tell me we're working
00:11:37part-time or something.
00:11:40Anyway,
00:11:41don't forget about
00:11:42what you're using.
00:11:43Counts towards
00:11:43all of your
00:11:44beneficiaries.
00:11:45Oh, yeah.
00:11:46Let's make it
00:11:47you.
00:11:48Just get everyone there.
00:11:50Okay.
00:11:50Let's make it up with you.
00:11:54Okay.
00:11:55Let's make it up.
00:11:59Take it.
00:12:10Let's make it up.
00:12:12Let's make it up.
00:12:14All right.
00:12:16Let's make it up.
00:12:24Wendy, the charity event hasn't even started yet.
00:12:26What are you doing here?
00:12:28Look, Arlen, I'm really sorry for what I'm about to tell you.
00:12:34But it's just that I actually...
00:12:49Is this you trying to flirt with me?
00:12:51No, I'm sorry.
00:12:52I...
00:12:53I...
00:12:53I...
00:12:57I...
00:13:13I...
00:13:15I thought you guys were in the other room.
00:13:18These are the front and back doors of the same room.
00:13:25Oh, what a...
00:13:27What a coincidence.
00:13:31Well, you guys have a good meeting.
00:13:36I'm gonna go.
00:13:40Wait, hold on.
00:13:44You better take responsibility for that.
00:13:50I can't expect that from her.
00:13:53This bitch is trying everything she can to seduce Arlen.
00:14:00Why don't legal codes ever specify what you do if you kiss the wrong guy?
00:14:04Yeah.
00:14:15Sleeping around is just so gross.
00:14:17If you'd like someone, see it all up.
00:14:18Arlen is way out of her week.
00:14:30Arlen's always been a popular guy.
00:14:33Don't like that, too.
00:14:35Oh, Fred is such an angel.
00:14:37You are the one I actually like.
00:14:47Good morning, class.
00:14:49Open up your textbooks to chapter 35.
00:14:52Scores attempted says easy.
00:14:56This can't go on.
00:14:58I need a cocktail.
00:14:59I don't know.
00:15:42Hey, Sia.
00:15:43Yeah, it's going to go perfectly this time.
00:15:46I have my breakup speech ready and everything.
00:15:49Good luck, girl.
00:16:10Hi.
00:16:14I'm glad you came.
00:16:17Arlen, I'm sorry I'm bothering you when I wait, but I came here because I just...
00:16:24Happy birthday!
00:16:27Happy birthday, happy birthday.
00:16:29Wait.
00:16:31You asked if I was free tonight.
00:16:32You planned all this?
00:16:38Wait.
00:16:39You asked if I was free tonight.
00:16:41You planned all this?
00:16:42Yeah, yeah.
00:16:43Happy birthday.
00:16:44Thanks.
00:16:48You wrote a speech?
00:16:50No, I...
00:16:51That is so...
00:16:51No, no, wait.
00:16:52And I want to hear it from her.
00:16:55I want to hear it from you.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:59Of course.
00:17:12Arlen, I'm so happy to be here for a new birthday party.
00:17:16And I never thought that we'd be friends, but we are.
00:17:22So that's cool.
00:17:24And you're just...
00:17:26You're so handsome and nice.
00:17:29And, um...
00:17:33Happy birthday.
00:17:35Happy birthday.
00:17:43Every lie I've ever told.
00:17:46Oh, my God.
00:17:49Life's a good one.
00:18:10Why is a guy a bully-tong so damn like a woman?
00:18:18Why is a guy a bully-tong so damn like a woman?
00:18:27Why is a guy a bully-tong so damn like a woman?
00:18:36Andy.
00:18:37Come on.
00:18:38God.
00:18:47You hate me.
00:18:49Don't you, Arlen?
00:18:50So you think.
00:18:53So it's all because your mom defended that woman.
00:18:55So now my son is going to prison, so you gotta pay.
00:19:32You dropped something.
00:19:37That's me. I'm a model.
00:19:40Today must be our lucky day.
00:19:42I just signed a magazine deal and now I saved someone.
00:19:45So what's it like being a model?
00:19:47I take pride in my body.
00:19:51I can never hate you.
00:19:56I'm actually...
00:19:59What are you guys doing?
00:20:06Look at this fucking slut.
00:20:10Get out of my room.
00:20:11But Arlen...
00:20:12Now!
00:20:13Now!
00:20:26I'm sorry I spilled on my shirt.
00:20:40Here.
00:20:53I'll give you a walk later.
00:20:53Have you stayed in the middle?
00:20:58Change.
00:20:59I'm gonna go.
00:21:00I'll give you a walk later.
00:21:05Why does his body look familiar?
00:21:12Okay, so...
00:21:13Spill the tea!
00:21:14How did last night go?
00:21:16This situation just got so much worse.
00:21:19I honestly don't know what to do.
00:21:20I feel like every time things are...
00:21:22I'm sorry.
00:21:24Arlen is way out of your league.
00:21:25He doesn't even like you and you're still throwing yourself at him?
00:21:28Get some self-respect.
00:21:29What are you talking about?
00:21:30Don't act all innocent.
00:21:32We've been watching you practically throw yourself at him.
00:21:35You do realize what you're doing is cyberbullying, right?
00:21:40Group intimidation?
00:21:41Filming without my consent?
00:21:42We're not doing anything.
00:21:45Now everyone's saying that you were sleeping with Arlen when he was drunk?
00:21:48Say it out loud to the camera then.
00:21:50Tell everyone there's nothing going on with him.
00:21:52Hey!
00:21:53It's enough!
00:21:56Arlen.
00:22:04I'll explain it to you.
00:22:05This is my girlfriend.
00:22:08We're together.
00:22:13Go.
00:22:14You mess with Wendy, you mess with me.
00:22:16Go.
00:22:16Bye.
00:22:17Just wait, bitch.
00:22:24Did you just announce on live stream that we're dating?
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Yeah, I did.
00:22:32I'm sorry.
00:22:33I hate hypocrites that are smiling at you and plotting behind your back.
00:22:37I would never let someone like that off the hook.
00:22:47This is getting out of control.
00:22:51What do I do?
00:23:03Why are you voting for me in secret?
00:23:09Why are you voting for me in secret?
00:23:11Are you embarrassed someone's going to see?
00:23:15Wait, don't tell me.
00:23:17The person you actually like isn't Arlen.
00:23:20It's me, isn't it?
00:23:21I mean...
00:23:21Well, it makes sense now.
00:23:24You always pay more attention to me.
00:23:33Nobody touches her unless they've got a death wish, and that includes you.
00:23:36She's my girlfriend.
00:23:40So long that lasts.
00:23:44Hey, Arlen.
00:23:45I've been voting for private.
00:23:48You just didn't want me to get snatched up, did you?
00:23:50What?
00:23:53If I wouldn't miss your campus, I'm going to have girls all over me.
00:23:56But I need you to believe that I belong to you.
00:23:59And you should get some rest, okay?
00:24:01See you tomorrow at the charity event.
00:24:04Wow.
00:24:05This guy's really here, writing his own love story.
00:24:13Did you take care of the business school students?
00:24:15Done.
00:24:15Even if someone talks, it won't trace back to us.
00:24:18She'll walk right into it.
00:24:20Time to save the bank.
00:24:24Wendy.
00:24:26I really hurt my wrist.
00:24:28I have to move a bunch of stuff for the donation bins.
00:24:30Do you think you could help me?
00:24:33Uh, yeah.
00:24:34Sure.
00:24:35Where's the stuff?
00:24:36I feel like you're in the hall.
00:24:37A bunch of boxes.
00:24:39You can't miss it.
00:24:40Okay.
00:24:57They're all empty.
00:25:01Looking for something?
00:25:04Or maybe hiding something?
00:25:06What are you talking about?
00:25:07Don't wait, John.
00:25:09Those boxes were full this morning, and now they're all empty.
00:25:12And guess who's the only one seen going in?
00:25:15Wait, you think I did this?
00:25:17Haven't you been a little tight on cash lately?
00:25:20Let's take it to campus security.
00:25:23Now the whole school is going to be talking how you're some desperate little thief who would
00:25:26do anything for money.
00:25:27It was you.
00:25:29And you're going to rat me out.
00:25:31Again, you two?
00:25:33Enough!
00:25:36The donation stuff wasn't stolen.
00:25:37I checked with the business booth myself.
00:25:38It looks like somebody moved it and didn't tell anyone.
00:25:41She probably paired up with the business school scum to make it happen.
00:25:47I thought you said your wrist was hurt and you couldn't move it.
00:25:51And don't think he doesn't like it okay.
00:26:01Yeah.
00:26:04We got no supplies and only two days left.
00:26:06We don't sell anything to refill this class.
00:26:14Who says we don't have anything to sell?
00:26:21I mean, you could sell charm.
00:26:25Everyone and me are two Mr. Campus contestants.
00:26:35Okay, just right over here, boys.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46Okay, come on, boys.
00:26:48Don't be shy.
00:26:48We only have one more shot.
00:26:50Okay, so what?
00:26:51We're selling these photos?
00:26:53Exactly.
00:26:54Okay.
00:26:55No cost.
00:26:56And I guarantee you they'll sell like crazy.
00:27:00I don't mean to see you, but I don't mean to see you, but I don't mean to see you.
00:27:03Wendy.
00:27:05Let him go.
00:27:07He's right.
00:27:07This is boring.
00:27:10Why don't, uh, join me instead?
00:27:14Make a little couple of sheets.
00:27:17Me?
00:27:18In the photos?
00:27:20Absolutely not.
00:27:26I can't make decisions for Wendy.
00:27:28She's doing this for law school.
00:27:30But I'll just join you guys.
00:27:32Yes.
00:27:33This is perfect.
00:27:34We'll do a love triangle thing.
00:27:41Okay, Fred.
00:27:42I'm just going to get you to move a little bit closer to Wendy there.
00:27:47Oh, that's a really nice angle.
00:27:49Yes.
00:27:51Okay, good.
00:27:52Now just get a little bit more intimate.
00:27:55Don't move, Arlen.
00:27:58Don't move, Arlen.
00:28:01Okay, I'm going to need you to be a lot more professional with me here.
00:28:05Or at least try not to sabotage their shoot.
00:28:07You're talking to me about professional?
00:28:11What?
00:28:11Have you modeled before?
00:28:13No.
00:28:14Of course not.
00:28:16Exactly.
00:28:17So just follow my lead here, people.
00:28:20Let's slice things up a little bit.
00:28:23Boys.
00:28:24Take your shirts off.
00:28:33Wow.
00:28:35Maskey's body is so recognizable.
00:28:39I think it's kind of sexy.
00:28:41I agree.
00:28:48Don't be shy.
00:28:49Come on, do it for the law school.
00:28:50I can't.
00:28:52I don't feel good.
00:28:55You guys can just go.
00:29:00No problem.
00:29:01We'll just shoot with Wendy.
00:29:05And Fred.
00:29:07Here you go.
00:29:10Wendy, what's this world for?
00:29:12It's to make your muscles pop.
00:29:14You know, I don't really know how.
00:29:18Show me how.
00:29:28Yes.
00:29:29How cute.
00:29:32How cute.
00:29:34Oh my gosh.
00:29:35You guys look so good.
00:29:40Um, I have some stuff at school that I gotta take care of.
00:29:44Pick you up later.
00:29:45Pick you up later.
00:29:51Why do I feel a little guilty.
00:29:55No way.
00:29:59Let's just try something a little bit more intimate.
00:30:07He's out.
00:30:08I'm in.
00:30:09I'm out.
00:30:16What are you doing here?
00:30:18I think it was a shoot that I saw by.
00:30:22Unprofessionals like him are just going to slow you down.
00:30:24You should let me know what this is.
00:30:27Who's this guy?
00:30:29He's the hottest matter around.
00:30:31If we have his help, we've got this in a bag.
00:30:36Now that's perfect.
00:30:40What's with the mask?
00:30:42I don't know. I've never seen you without it.
00:30:44Why do you worry?
00:30:45I've got my reasons.
00:30:47Focus on the job.
00:30:51You're such a natural.
00:30:56Where the hell is Armin?
00:31:02Wendy?
00:31:03Armin, where are you?
00:31:05The shoot is done.
00:31:07I'm coming to get you.
00:31:18I'm coming to get you.
00:31:20You look like...
00:31:22What?
00:31:26The power to it?
00:31:29Why are you barging in?
00:31:31Why are you so secretive?
00:31:33Why is she wearing that mask?
00:31:34because everyone who sees my face dies.
00:31:40Okay, I think your abs are a lot more convincing
00:31:43than your acting skills.
00:31:47Shoot, I forgot to hang up.
00:31:49You probably heard everything.
00:31:52Oh, you really like him.
00:31:54That's sweet.
00:31:56I do not.
00:32:00Oh, crap.
00:32:01It's a charity sale.
00:32:02Okay, I have to go.
00:32:23We win!
00:32:25With Fred and Arwen on our side,
00:32:27our law school's unbeatable.
00:32:28Thank God we had our help from our masked friend,
00:32:31especially since Arwen quit halfway through.
00:32:34We definitely would have lost.
00:32:36Hey, I gave it my all.
00:32:39Including my body?
00:32:40Yes, you did.
00:32:41Thank you, Fred.
00:32:44Unlike some people, you take responsibility.
00:32:48Hey, don't be blaming Arlen like that.
00:32:51Yeah, don't blame Arlen, okay?
00:32:52His mom's super strict.
00:32:54Imagine being raised like a royal portrait your whole life
00:32:56and then having to strip for some charity sale.
00:33:06Mom.
00:33:07Wait.
00:33:08Mom?
00:33:10Who's this little tramp?
00:33:12I thought this was a law school.
00:33:17Mom, this is my girlfriend, Wendy,
00:33:20and she's a top law student,
00:33:21so I would appreciate it if you'd show her some respect.
00:33:24There's been a string of bail jumping suspects found dead,
00:33:27all marked with a Z.
00:33:28I want a full case summary on my desk.
00:33:33Look, whoever you're dating is your business.
00:33:35But until you've secured a seat in Congress,
00:33:39I don't want some girl showing up on my doorstep pregnant.
00:33:56What the hell?
00:34:04Arlen's mom says you're trying to trap him with a secret baby.
00:34:07What?
00:34:09Get the fuck out of here, bitch.
00:34:22You keep violating our dorm standards,
00:34:24and now you're seducing Arlen.
00:34:25As the resident supervisor here, I can kick you out,
00:34:28and we don't want you here.
00:34:29No, you can't do that.
00:34:31This is the only girl's dorm.
00:34:33Where am I supposed to go?
00:34:35That's just none of my business.
00:34:36Honestly, it sounds like a you problem.
00:34:50I can't afford a place in my home.
00:34:54I can't.
00:35:03You know, you can always stay at my place, right?
00:35:06No, it's okay.
00:35:09I actually picked up a part-time job nearby,
00:35:11so it'll be fine.
00:35:13Okay, please.
00:35:14Just stay safe.
00:35:16Okay, I will.
00:35:35You okay, sweetheart?
00:35:38Here.
00:35:40Have a drink on me.
00:35:42Thanks.
00:35:51Get your hands off of me.
00:35:54Under Section 9, this qualifies as assault,
00:35:56and I can sue you for that.
00:35:58Oh, a little lawyer girl.
00:36:02I love role play.
00:36:10Arlen?
00:36:19She's taken.
00:36:20And who are you supposed to be?
00:36:24She's cute.
00:36:25Just let me bore her for a second.
00:36:31Arlen, no.
00:36:39Martin?
00:36:42From the famous Martin family?
00:36:46Unless you want to get sued,
00:36:48apologize to her now,
00:36:49and leave.
00:36:51I'm sorry not to meet her.
00:36:55Ma'am,
00:36:57I'm so sorry.
00:36:59Never harass another woman again.
00:37:02And how about you remember my name?
00:37:04Wendy Taylor.
00:37:06Future attorney.
00:37:17Well then,
00:37:18attorney Wendy.
00:37:21Now it's our turn to talk.
00:37:29Where are you even taking me?
00:37:30What were you doing in a place like that?
00:37:31Making money, obviously.
00:37:33Why didn't you call me?
00:37:34Why are you doing that kind of work?
00:37:35That kind of work?
00:37:37What's wrong with doing honest work?
00:37:39I work really hard to make my money, okay?
00:37:42And I mean,
00:37:43you and your mom,
00:37:43all you do is look down on me.
00:37:45Well guess what?
00:37:45I'm not just some brainless Barbie, okay?
00:37:47I go to the same law school as you.
00:37:52That's not what I meant.
00:37:54I'm sorry about what my mom said.
00:37:57Okay.
00:37:58Well you were yelling before
00:37:59and now you're apologizing,
00:38:00so I'm just a little confused
00:38:01about why you're acting like this.
00:38:02Yeah, I was that
00:38:02because you put yourself in danger.
00:38:04That bar is crawling with creeps.
00:38:07Well, compared
00:38:08to the bar,
00:38:09you're...
00:38:11you're the creepy one.
00:38:16Honey, are you okay?
00:38:23Hey, you have ten minutes
00:38:25to get your shit out and go, okay?
00:38:26Relax, dude.
00:38:27I'm already out.
00:38:28The room's clean.
00:38:38I'm sorry.
00:38:39I couldn't think of anywhere else
00:38:40to take you.
00:38:42You can stay here tonight, okay?
00:38:44Okay.
00:38:58Are you okay?
00:39:00I have...
00:39:01I have a secret
00:39:02that I need to tell you.
00:39:05It's...
00:39:05Right now,
00:39:06it's important.
00:39:07I need you to be...
00:39:08Yeah.
00:39:09Yeah, I'm listening.
00:39:10Well, the guy that I...
00:39:12I actually...
00:39:33Arlen?
00:39:34Why is Arlen in my room?
00:39:43This is...
00:39:45Arlen's room?
00:39:46Last night...
00:39:48Right.
00:39:49I got kicked out.
00:39:51Drugged at the bar.
00:39:53Then Arlen saved me.
00:39:55I have...
00:39:56I have a secret
00:39:58that I need to tell you.
00:40:01Right now.
00:40:02Oh, God.
00:40:03Did I say too much?
00:40:08Are you feeling better?
00:40:11Do you remember
00:40:12what happened last night?
00:40:14You got drugged.
00:40:16This was the only place
00:40:17I could take you.
00:40:19I didn't see anything
00:40:21weirder or embarrassing today.
00:40:22Oh, nothing.
00:40:24I'm sorry about last night.
00:40:27I was really mean.
00:40:30I just don't think
00:40:30it's a good idea
00:40:31for you to be working
00:40:32night shifts.
00:40:32It's so dangerous.
00:40:33Yeah.
00:40:34Well, I...
00:40:34I mean,
00:40:35I don't really have
00:40:35anywhere to go.
00:40:36I can't afford
00:40:37an off-campus place,
00:40:38so...
00:40:39I mean,
00:40:40you can always
00:40:40stay here.
00:40:42It's safe,
00:40:43and it's clean.
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:47It's...
00:40:47Well, it's not really
00:40:48a place.
00:40:50Um...
00:40:51I don't know.
00:40:59What do you plan
00:41:00on doing with those?
00:41:00You know that's assault, right?
00:41:01No, no, no, no.
00:41:02You got it wrong.
00:41:02Those are not mine.
00:41:03They're my roommates.
00:41:05I swear nothing else
00:41:07like this is gonna
00:41:08ever happen again, okay?
00:41:09You're safe.
00:41:10The most dangerous
00:41:11thing here is you.
00:41:12I would never.
00:41:13And if you move in,
00:41:15then you won't have
00:41:15to move in.
00:41:17I don't have
00:41:17any other options.
00:41:18This might be
00:41:19my only choice.
00:41:22Sure.
00:41:30Good night.
00:41:32Good night.
00:41:34What if he attacks
00:41:35me in my sleep?
00:41:37I'm scared
00:41:37to fall asleep.
00:41:39Wendy being
00:41:40this close to me
00:41:41is making me nervous.
00:41:43How am I
00:41:44supposed to sleep?
00:41:52Hey, good morning.
00:41:55Morning.
00:42:03Why does this
00:42:04feel like
00:42:05we're moving in
00:42:06together?
00:42:06Like a couple?
00:42:14Okay.
00:42:16No.
00:42:16Wendy,
00:42:17he's an asshole.
00:42:18This can't go on
00:42:19or you won't be
00:42:20able to explain
00:42:20anything.
00:42:22Okay.
00:42:24God,
00:42:25please just
00:42:26send me an angel
00:42:27to save me from Arlen.
00:42:39Arlen!
00:42:40Oh my gosh,
00:42:40you're back!
00:42:41Finally!
00:42:42Where's Arlen?
00:42:43I'm a play,
00:42:43bitch,
00:42:44and won't let him go.
00:42:44You have to rescue him.
00:42:46What?
00:42:46Yeah,
00:42:47she's definitely
00:42:47the problem.
00:42:48She's what's
00:42:48stopping Arlen
00:42:49from picking you up.
00:42:50You need to put
00:42:50this bitch
00:42:50in his place.
00:43:10and she likes Arlen.
00:43:13And she likes Arlen?
00:43:17Oh, that was quite
00:43:18the shoot.
00:43:21Girl, how many days has it been since you lost slept?
00:43:26Why?
00:43:27I think I found something out that's major.
00:43:32Arlen has a secret.
00:43:34Yes, girl, finally.
00:43:36No, I've been suspecting the same thing for a while now.
00:43:39Wait, what, you knew?
00:43:42Has he been threatening you?
00:43:44No, I'm talking about this.
00:43:50Look, it's the same guy.
00:43:52That's Arlen.
00:43:54What? No.
00:43:56Yeah, their measurements match perfectly.
00:43:59And according to my 20 years of experience, there can only be one explanation.
00:44:02They're the same guy.
00:44:04Wait, you've been a photographer since you were six.
00:44:07I'm talking about my experience observing men.
00:44:11Okay, let's verify by comparing photos.
00:44:14I'll look for photos of the mass taut of the birthmark.
00:44:17And you...
00:44:22Go get Arlen's nudes.
00:44:24What? No, that's illegal.
00:44:26Oh, come on, girl.
00:44:27I know you're the best lawyer here.
00:44:28And you know how to do it.
00:44:31Nudes.
00:44:34Fine.
00:44:41No way.
00:44:43They can't be the same person.
00:44:47I suck at photography.
00:45:00Attorney Wendy.
00:45:03I have a question.
00:45:07Attorney Wendy.
00:45:10I have a question for you.
00:45:13Yeah?
00:45:15Is it illegal to take unsolicited naked photos of your boyfriend?
00:45:21That's a good question.
00:45:23I should go check the relevant laws and get back to you.
00:45:32Aren't you embarrassed?
00:45:33You should probably go put some clothes on.
00:45:36I take pride in my body.
00:45:41I take pride in my body.
00:45:43Wait, why does that sound familiar?
00:45:49Were you watching from the window earlier when Perla came?
00:45:53No, I wasn't.
00:45:57Somebody's jealous.
00:46:00Don't worry.
00:46:02There's nothing going on with her hands.
00:46:04She was just dropping off some stuff.
00:46:07I like when you're jealous, though.
00:46:09It makes me happy.
00:46:11Why?
00:46:13Because it means you care.
00:46:14You're never like this before.
00:46:16Do I really care about Arlen?
00:46:25Oh my god, you're falling for Arlen.
00:46:27What?
00:46:27No, no.
00:46:28I...
00:46:29No.
00:46:30I just...
00:46:30think I might have misunderstood him.
00:46:33He's actually the next guy.
00:46:35Oh my god.
00:46:35If he heard you say that, he would cry himself to sleep.
00:46:38I know.
00:46:39I know.
00:46:40That's why I'm going to make it up to him.
00:46:43Right.
00:46:44Okay.
00:46:45Why don't you just try actually dating him?
00:46:48No.
00:46:48No.
00:46:49That's just...
00:46:49That's not going to work.
00:46:51We're from two completely different worlds.
00:46:53But I am going to find someone that really deserves him.
00:46:56And who might that be?
00:47:01Perla.
00:47:03Oh my god.
00:47:05Perla.
00:47:14You think you're so special, huh?
00:47:17Seducing Arlen just because you got a pretty face.
00:47:20Thanks.
00:47:22That wasn't a compliment.
00:47:24You know, Arlen and Perla go all the way back.
00:47:26They've always been a thing.
00:47:28Yeah.
00:47:29He's been waiting for her this whole time.
00:47:30Now that she's back, you better break up with him.
00:47:33Before he dumps you first.
00:47:36Yeah, you're right.
00:47:37I should dump him to make up with Perla.
00:47:40Yeah.
00:47:41Wait.
00:47:42Wait, what?
00:47:43Thank you for helping me make up on my head.
00:47:52I figured it out.
00:47:54Perla likes Arlen.
00:47:56Okay, well, you better find a way to ship those two before Arlen finds out that you've been lying.
00:48:00Otherwise, girl, you're done, done.
00:48:02No, I know, I know.
00:48:03I just really need to find the perfect moment to get them all.
00:48:07I have an idea.
00:48:08What?
00:48:09My magazine is hosting an event at your school.
00:48:12The Kissing Booth.
00:48:13We get all the hottest campus guys to get together.
00:48:16We charge ten bucks for the girls to line up.
00:48:18Get a cute little kiss.
00:48:21Oh, a kiss.
00:48:22Yeah.
00:48:24It's romantic.
00:48:25It's low-key.
00:48:28Oh, don't tell me you're backing out now.
00:48:30No, no, of course not.
00:48:33Okay, good.
00:48:34All we need to do is see if Arlen will actually do it.
00:48:38Well, I mean, I technically live with him now, so he'll have to say yes if it comes from me.
00:48:42Oh, come on.
00:48:45Oh, hey, hey!
00:48:54What the heck?
00:48:55You're using the bathroom again?
00:48:56Oh, hey.
00:49:09What's up?
00:49:10Hey, would you mind being the male guest for the kissing booth?
00:49:15Absolutely not.
00:49:20Why would she want me kissing other girls?
00:49:24He'll say yes if I ask him myself, huh?
00:49:27Okay, all right.
00:49:27Can you just help me think of something else?
00:49:29I don't know.
00:49:30Just use your charm.
00:49:33Okay.
00:49:37Um, how do I seduce a guy?
00:49:40Come on, girl.
00:49:41You're cute.
00:49:41You're gorgeous.
00:49:43Just be yourself.
00:49:46I'm being serious.
00:49:47Okay.
00:49:48You seriously want to know my secrets to seduce a man?
00:49:53All right.
00:49:55Step one.
00:49:56Be sexy.
00:49:57Use your curves.
00:49:58Shoulders back.
00:49:59Chest.
00:50:00Out.
00:50:02Huh?
00:50:04Good.
00:50:05Step two.
00:50:06Toss your hair.
00:50:09Toss.
00:50:10Let's see a toss.
00:50:12Uh-huh.
00:50:13Good.
00:50:13Let me smell your perfume.
00:50:16Nice.
00:50:17And step three.
00:50:20Vulnerability.
00:50:25Yes.
00:50:26Oh, my God.
00:50:27Oh.
00:50:29Oh, that's good.
00:50:43What are you guys doing?
00:50:45It's working.
00:50:45He's blushing.
00:50:48It's working.
00:50:49It's working.
00:50:50It's working.
00:50:52That's great.
00:50:52I just keep on practicing and, you know, take it home with you.
00:50:57Practicing for what?
00:50:59Oh, she's just putting herself out of the comfort zone for love.
00:51:02I'm trying to teach her how to seduce a man.
00:51:06Who exactly are you trying to seduce?
00:51:19Who exactly are you trying to seduce?
00:51:25Oh, my God.
00:51:26Oh, my God.
00:51:42I'm so sorry.
00:51:44So I'm the guy she's trying to seduce
00:51:53What are you trying to do?
00:51:54I have a tiny request, can you help me?
00:52:14Aren't you going to ask me if the request is?
00:52:34I can't do anything for you
00:52:41So what is it?
00:52:44Well, I mean, we've been jaded for a while now, don't you think we should be closer?
00:52:48Yeah
00:52:50Okay, so I have a tiny favor to ask, is that okay?
00:52:54Sure, anything for you
00:53:02Yes, Sita, you are a genius
00:53:05Anything you need, I'll make sure that you're satisfied
00:53:08Okay, so will you be the male contestant for the kissing booth?
00:53:16What are you doing?
00:53:18It's just hot
00:53:19Okay, so about my proposal
00:53:21You want me to kiss other girls?
00:53:24Yeah, but it's just to help Sita for the event
00:53:26Sita again?
00:53:29Wait, did she figure out my identity?
00:53:31Do you think about it?
00:53:33No
00:53:34I'm not going to think about it
00:53:43Why are you still awake?
00:53:44I was kind of wondering if you maybe changed your mind
00:54:06Didn't anyone tell you not to get close to a guy at night?
00:54:09How do you know I'm one of the good ones?
00:54:10I could be dangerous
00:54:12You're not bad
00:54:22I'm not going to force you to do anything you don't want to do
00:54:26Out of respect, I'm going to crash out there
00:54:29Goodnight, Emily
00:54:33Am I really falling for Arlen?
00:54:42Why am I feeling disappointed?
00:54:46It was just an event invite, but what if it had been Perla who asked him?
00:54:53Wendy?
00:54:54Good
00:54:55I'd love to be part of the kissing booth
00:54:58Only if you were there too
00:55:02Me?
00:55:03You know, I don't usually do things like this, but
00:55:11I think you're the only reason I break my room
00:55:13Yeah, I mean, I think that's great
00:55:16If you come and share a lot of girls in my room
00:55:17Thanks
00:55:19See you later
00:55:21I'll be late
00:55:23Beard, why don't I feel anything for Fred anymore?
00:55:32You're doing the kissing booth
00:55:34Wendy
00:55:35Wendy
00:55:36She's my girlfriend, don't forget that
00:55:40Sure about that?
00:55:42So you don't seem so confident?
00:55:45What's going on with you two anyway?
00:55:46I've heard of kiss her
00:55:47I guess later?
00:55:49I was thinking he might-
00:55:51She's not just a surprise we're going to pass between us
00:55:54I've let a lot of shit slide
00:55:55But if you touch her again, I'm not going to be back
00:56:12Do you really think Arlen's not going to show up?
00:56:15Do you really think Arlen's not going to show up?
00:56:19Arlen's not going to show up?
00:56:23It's Arlen
00:56:24Arlen's not going to show up
00:56:31I thought you said no
00:56:34She wanted me here didn't she?
00:56:40I could tap on your foot
00:56:41How sweet
00:56:43But Wendy, did you really think Arlen showed up for you?
00:56:47Please, this is clearly about Perla
00:56:49He's just testing how she'll react
00:56:52Okay everyone, welcome our next guest
00:56:55Arlen
00:57:11I'll be waiting for you
00:57:13And ours is my turn
00:57:18Yes!
00:57:19This is perfect
00:57:21This is the perfect plan
00:57:22Push Perla onto Arlen
00:57:24And then you'll walk off with Fred
00:57:26It's the perfect top ending
00:57:30Yeah, it's...
00:57:31It's perfect
00:57:35Alright ladies, are we ready to get this bidding started?
00:57:39So the highest bidder today
00:57:41Is going to get a kiss
00:57:44And...
00:57:44A souvenir photo from yours truly
00:57:47And all the proceeds today are going to go to charity
00:57:50Who's first?
00:57:53Bidding
00:57:53Please
00:57:54Please
00:57:55She probably can't even afford to buy Arlen a coffee
00:57:59Kiss him!
00:58:00Kiss him!
00:58:01Come on
00:58:01We've placed the highest bid
00:58:03So now it's out of here
00:58:06Wendy, I know you don't mind, right?
00:58:10She wanted me here, didn't you?
00:58:15Wait...
00:58:21Wait...
00:58:24I'm going all in...
00:58:31I finally know what I want...
00:58:38I'm going all in...
00:58:39Arlen...
00:58:40Look...
00:58:41At first...
00:58:42I was really scared
00:58:45But...
00:58:45I don't know...
00:58:46Recently my heart's just been racing and...
00:58:49And I don't know if it's fear...
00:58:51Maybe or something...
00:58:53I suppose...
00:58:55I think I'm...
00:58:56I'm scared
00:58:59I think I'm scared because...
00:59:02I think I'm falling in love with you
00:59:04Now baby...
00:59:06Let the summer breeze...
00:59:10Carry us away...
00:59:26Well...
00:59:27I guess you made her decision...
00:59:29Looks like you lost too...
00:59:31I'm sorry...
00:59:36I'm sorry...
00:59:38I'm sorry...
00:59:44Well...
00:59:53I've been living together for a while, man...
00:59:54I used to be so shy...
00:59:57Things are different now...
00:59:58Different how?
01:00:01He can never find out my first confession was a complete accident...
01:00:06That secret's coming with me to the grave...
01:00:13I don't think we need these pills anymore...
01:00:21I don't think we need these pills anymore...
01:00:30Zach said you can't break anymore rules...
01:00:54Oh crap, I have to go to work...
01:00:57Hey, be careful...
01:00:59There's reports of women getting attacked on campus...
01:01:02I'll just drive you...
01:01:05I'll be fine...
01:01:08Wait for me...
01:01:10Okay...
01:01:11I'll be right here...
01:01:12Cleaning up our mess...
01:01:31I have feelings for you...
01:01:33And I've been watching you...
01:01:34I can't stop thinking of you...
01:01:37Wow...
01:01:38I didn't know Wendy wrote me love letters...
01:01:43Fred...
01:01:46Fred...
01:01:48Why would it be Fred?
01:01:54Today's the day...
01:01:55I have to tell him I like him...
01:01:59To prove this...
01:02:00Let's refer to some comparison data...
01:02:08Yes...
01:02:09The day she...
01:02:11Confessed to me in front of everyone...
01:02:14Fred was right...
01:02:15She never liked me...
01:02:21What happened?
01:02:25You lied?
01:02:32You're not even gonna try to explain it?
01:02:34Look...
01:02:36At first it was a mistake...
01:02:37But...
01:02:37It just spiraled so fast...
01:02:38And I didn't have any time...
01:02:40To make it right...
01:02:41This is the person you knew...
01:02:42You really liked it...
01:02:42What's I'm sure?
01:02:43It's in the past...
01:02:44You have to believe...
01:02:46Wendy...
01:02:46You're a future attorney...
01:02:47You should know that a lie...
01:02:48Even without intent...
01:02:49Is still a lie...
01:02:57But...
01:03:08Arlin...
01:03:09Please let me explain...
01:03:16It's not very nice to leave a sad girl alone.
01:03:20Why don't we get some drinks after class?
01:03:22I mean.
01:03:24I'm sorry, but I think I have to go with it.
01:03:40Okay, girl, you look way too far to look this sad.
01:03:43Can we just up the energy a little bit?
01:03:52Okay, you guys are clearly not into this right now.
01:03:56I'm going to switch the lighting.
01:03:57Just take five.
01:04:02Hey, oh.
01:04:04Do we have any house to talk to?
01:04:06Do you mind talking for me?
01:04:19So, I fell in love with someone.
01:04:22We really messed it up.
01:04:24I mean, I really hurt him.
01:04:26Well, if you ended up hurting him, do you think you were ever in love with him in the first
01:04:29place?
01:04:30Well, not at first, but...
01:04:32I don't know, somewhere along the way, I just...
01:04:35I got feelings.
01:04:37But I just started all wrong.
01:04:39It was so messy, I kept lying to him and myself, just pretending that I could still unhappily.
01:04:44But you used to be impressed with him.
01:04:47Yeah.
01:04:49I do.
01:04:51But...
01:04:52There's no hope.
01:04:54I mean, I didn't even once ask him how he felt after finding out the truth.
01:05:00Or if...
01:05:02If he really even liked me.
01:05:05He doesn't.
01:05:05No.
01:05:13Would you have come to sit with me...
01:05:16Or the feeling of your eyes on me...
01:05:19You've been hiding your identity this whole time?
01:05:22I had to.
01:05:25and now we're even
01:05:40I'm confused, why are you a model?
01:05:43I just wanted to be close to you
01:05:46and remember, you said
01:05:48you like to take pride in your body
01:06:00that was you
01:06:03I'm sorry that I had to lie to be close to you
01:06:06no, no, I'm
01:06:08I'm actually really happy it was you all
01:06:33look who it is
01:06:36sexy lingerie model
01:06:38watch your fucking mouth when you talk to her, Fred
01:06:41I'm talking about you, Arlen
01:06:43now the whole school knows
01:06:46that Mr. Perfect Law student
01:06:49is posing half-naked
01:06:52not so high-mighty anymore
01:06:55wait, that's Arlen's body?
01:06:58oh my god, it's amazing
01:06:59Mr. Math?
01:07:01that's so hot
01:07:03what?
01:07:04I'm sorry to disappoint you again, Fred
01:07:07is this all out of your mind?
01:07:14Gina?
01:07:26I sent you to law school
01:07:28and this is how you repay me?
01:07:31strutting around half-naked like some model?
01:07:33do you have any idea what this is going to do to your political
01:07:36okay, wait a minute
01:07:37there is no place for you to speak
01:07:40you're his mother
01:07:41shouldn't you respect his freedom?
01:07:44freedom exists
01:07:45because rules exist
01:07:47and I just happen to be the one who writes them
01:07:51handle this yourself
01:07:53don't you dare tell me you're a son
01:08:02hey, are you okay?
01:08:04yeah
01:08:05yeah
01:08:07thank you
01:08:08nobody's ever stood up to me like that
01:08:10I'll always be by your side
01:08:12so now you want Arlen?
01:08:14weren't you just shoving Perla towards him the other day?
01:08:16I'm gonna explain everything
01:08:17and I'll apologize for Perla
01:08:19she's been heartbroken
01:08:20and hitting the Sunset Bar every night
01:08:22wait, the Sunset Bar?
01:08:24isn't that where all these girls are playing this far?
01:08:30the guy targeting female students always strikes when they're alone
01:08:34tonight, I'm gonna catch him myself
01:09:01I need Ellie's help right now
01:09:22I need you to take the bait
01:09:23creep, I knew you'd take the bait
01:09:31creep, I knew you'd take the bait
01:09:55hey, fuck, get her out of here now
01:09:58bastard
01:09:58get her out of here now
01:10:05bastard
01:10:12stay here, okay?
01:10:16you should be safe
01:10:31you should be safe
01:10:32help me know, okay?
01:10:34help me
01:10:35help me
01:10:36is he really a killer?
01:10:38was all that tenderness just an act?
01:10:50you okay?
01:10:51yeah
01:10:51don't worry about it, let's get her to the hospital
01:10:58come on
01:10:59come on
01:11:03is Perla okay?
01:11:04yeah
01:11:05she's in the hospital, she's gonna be fine
01:11:10so
01:11:12I have to ask you something
01:11:14yeah, sure
01:11:15you handle Tom, right?
01:11:21yeah
01:11:22why?
01:11:24okay, so
01:11:24you're a murderer
01:11:33hey Tom
01:11:33hey Arlen, long time no see
01:11:36how've you been?
01:11:38great, thanks again for helping pay off my debt and covering my hospital bills
01:11:43I'm feeling better and should be back next semester
01:11:45yeah, we miss you, we're looking forward to it
01:11:51so if I handled
01:11:53I thought
01:11:54you thought I murdered Tom
01:11:55I'm sorry
01:11:57I just got to the secret so my mom wouldn't find out
01:12:03okay
01:12:03so then
01:12:04my boyfriend's
01:12:05basically a superhero
01:12:08basically
01:12:12Wendy
01:12:13the police just called Perla in
01:12:15what?
01:12:23why are they suing Perla?
01:12:27the thug is
01:12:29countersuing her
01:12:30says that she seduced him and falsely accused him of drugging her
01:12:33son of a bitch
01:12:34it was him
01:12:38the cops are moving way too fast
01:12:40there's no way this was like some last minute decision
01:12:42I just heard
01:12:43they're hiring a top tier lawyer
01:12:45and they countersued
01:12:47their idea
01:12:49we need to get out of there
01:12:50we don't even know who this mystery lawyer is
01:12:53I pray he's never lost a case
01:12:55then we have to find the key evidence
01:12:56fast
01:12:57spread
01:12:57come to socials
01:12:58anything sketchy use it
01:13:00Casey Jane
01:13:00figure out any witnesses from that night
01:13:02and figure out who this lawyer is
01:13:03this could get messy
01:13:06that lawyer has serious backing
01:13:07I don't care
01:13:08Perla's our friend
01:13:11okay
01:13:12okay
01:13:12she can't face this on her own
01:13:26damn it
01:13:27the idiot erased all the footage
01:13:29how the hell am I gonna prove that he drugged her?
01:13:34hey
01:13:34hey
01:13:35figure it out
01:13:37don't catch your cold
01:13:40don't catch your cold
01:13:40thank you
01:13:45thank you
01:13:47whoops
01:14:01thank you
01:14:16Sorry, did you have a cue?
01:14:18No.
01:14:19No, it's okay.
01:14:20I just don't feel anything with you.
01:14:22I haven't even realized on the meds.
01:14:27Wait.
01:14:28Wait.
01:14:30What can you do with the compound in the meds?
01:14:46What can you do with the compound in the meds?
01:14:46The opposing lawyer has a spotless record, and we don't even know who he is yet.
01:14:50Just law students, and he's a legend.
01:14:52This isn't even a fair fight.
01:14:59Professor Zak.
01:15:00Thank God he's here.
01:15:01Now Arlen's got backup.
01:15:08Wait.
01:15:09What?
01:15:10Professor Zak's on their side?
01:15:17Professor?
01:15:18Why are you defending him?
01:15:19He's a criminal.
01:15:21I'm the flanker.
01:15:22You're the one standing trial.
01:15:24You know, it's just as I thought.
01:15:26You're still just law students.
01:15:27You don't know anything, and you're exceptionally naive, Perla.
01:15:32The law isn't about what's right or wrong.
01:15:35It's only about whoever can create the most compelling, strongest argument.
01:15:40There.
01:15:40Free lesson for you today.
01:15:42So you're the undefeated legend.
01:15:49Well, I'm sorry to tell you this, Professor Zak, but you will lose today.
01:15:54And I will see you behind bars.
01:15:57Good.
01:15:57I'm looking forward to it.
01:16:03Prosecution?
01:16:04You may proceed.
01:16:06Before I begin, Your Honor, I have a question for the defendant.
01:16:13You're all just law students, correct?
01:16:17None of you are licensed to actually defend a case like this?
01:16:22Are you?
01:16:25No.
01:16:25Your Honor, in order to appear in court, one must have a certified lawyer present.
01:16:31Seems that no one in town would dare represent you.
01:16:34Who says no one will?
01:16:43Now you'll finally have a worthy opponent.
01:16:46No one can say that legendary Professor Zak only bullies students to feel relevant.
01:16:54Very well.
01:16:56You and I, equal footing.
01:16:58Attorney Martin.
01:17:02I'm here to support my son.
01:17:04You better win this case.
01:17:06You better win this case.
01:17:08I won't.
01:17:15She came on to me.
01:17:17What's interesting is that she was wearing a crop top and a mini skirt.
01:17:21And she approached my client at the bar.
01:17:24She was clearly trying to seduce him.
01:17:26I thought you'd try this tactic.
01:17:31According to Section 34 of the Women's Rights Act,
01:17:34Questioning attire constitutes secondary trauma.
01:17:40Your Honor, this is a mockery of the court?
01:17:43On the contrary.
01:17:44What we wear does not define our intentions.
01:17:48Law students have every right to wear what they want, freely and unapologetically.
01:17:54Okay, then let's hear the details.
01:17:56How exactly did he drug her?
01:17:58Who?
01:17:59Where is your evidence?
01:18:01I mean, you don't even have so much as a witness.
01:18:06Do you?
01:18:07No.
01:18:08No, I guess not.
01:18:10Actually, I have the evidence.
01:18:16Actually, I have the evidence.
01:18:22Toxicology confirmed that the drink Perla consumed was laced with a rare drug.
01:18:28And this drug can only be produced in our university's laboratory.
01:18:34Guess which name I found on the lab reports.
01:18:36The only name on the lab reports.
01:18:40Professor Zack, would you like to explain why you requested this same drug repeatedly over the last six months?
01:18:49Insomnia, Your Honor.
01:18:50It has nothing to do with this case.
01:18:53Then explain this.
01:19:02Security critter, I've been meeting with this man multiple times behind the bar.
01:19:07The same man that drugged Perla.
01:19:10Your Honor, this is taken out of context.
01:19:13Save it.
01:19:14The truth is obvious.
01:19:23In light of the evidence and testimonies presented, this court finds the defendant not guilty.
01:19:31The plaintiff will face a retrial for criminal charges.
01:19:40I think that you've won, Wendy.
01:19:41You are nothing but a cover girl with a pretty little face.
01:19:44And I'm going to personally see to it that none that you nor any of your little paralegal friends over
01:19:49here have any work in the country.
01:19:52It's funny.
01:19:53Because you know, the ones that shouldn't be allowed here are the unprofessionals that treat the court like a hunting
01:19:58ground.
01:19:59Weren't you the one that taught us law is without fairness?
01:20:24A year ago, someone told me a model doesn't belong in a courtroom.
01:20:28But the law isn't meant to confine us.
01:20:30It's meant to set us free.
01:20:32It gives us the right to be exactly who we are.
01:20:42Congratulations.
01:20:44But I wouldn't plan a party just yet.
01:20:51This is...
01:20:53This is the top litigation firm in the country.
01:20:58Specifically asked for the girl who tore her shirt open in court.
01:21:13You know, I never gave you a proper confessional.
01:21:17Funny.
01:21:20I still owe you a proposal.
01:21:26Wendy Taylor, will you stand by me side by side while we fight?
01:21:31Every justice that we encounter.
01:21:35A job where I can fight for justice.
01:21:38And a partner I'd break any rule for.
01:21:40I'm in.
01:21:43I'm in.
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