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From one of the UK’s most viral stand-up comedians, in his debut special, “Paul Smith: Pablo Live” is the show you | dG1fU1RPY2FFSmdGMG8
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00:01So how are we?
00:03This is a controversial opinion. This will get some backlash.
00:05And you know what? Don't give a f***.
00:08Chapter one.
00:10You're 70.
00:12I didn't even...
00:15I still would.
00:19My good mate was like, I'm gonna put some cameras in and film this and put it on the internet.
00:23And I was like, no one's gonna watch that.
00:25I was incorrect.
00:30More money than I ever thought I would see in my entire life.
00:32Some of you even would be sensible in that situation.
00:35Set yourself up for the future.
00:36No, I just went and bought a bright orange Lamborghini.
00:40Mate, you can't have that car now.
00:42It's worth more than your house, you stupid...
00:46Got a triple bypass.
00:47Got a triple bypass.
00:48What do you do, Reid?
00:49Make drugs.
00:50You make drugs?
00:52Make drugs legally.
00:53You make drugs legally.
00:55Pharmacists.
00:55And you couldn't see your own heart attack coming now.
01:02You just going out later?
01:03You out with me and Evelyn?
01:05I'm gonna wake up next to some wrinkly tits.
01:07What do you mean?
01:08Bye.
01:09Bye.
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