00:02And now, it's time for another day in the life of Captain Goodlife!
00:07Oh boy! Captain Goodlife is on! He's my hero!
00:11Oh, pull me a glass of carrot, Wimple.
00:14Right away, sir.
00:18Now, burp for me.
00:20Won't you, Wimple?
00:22Uh-uh.
00:23This show always slays me!
00:35Hey, get that cheeseburger off your beak and take a look at this!
00:40The simple you-to-home cloning kit lets you create an exact duplicate of you in the comfort of your
00:46own home.
00:47Have twice as much fun, get twice as much done with a bona fide clone of your very own.
00:53A clone of my own?
00:56That's right! Don't delay! Order your U2 home cloning kit today!
01:01Hey, if I clone myself, I'd never have to do anything for myself again!
01:07Even Captain Goodlife doesn't have a clone!
01:09Hi, this is Woody Woodpecker! I want a U2 home clone!
01:13Special delivery for Woody Woodpecker!
01:23What? Huh?
01:25If you're a woodpecker, a tail feather will...
01:28What? Pluck my own tail feather?
01:30Just do it!
01:39Wait a minute...
01:40If one tail feather makes an exact copy of me,
01:44then twice as many feathers should make a twice as good copy of me!
01:49Hehehehehehe!
01:52Yowazooowee!
02:09Say, I'm a bad-looking woodpecker!
02:11You're almost as handsome as me!
02:13Pretty good work, if I do say so much!
02:15Yeah, yeah, good to meet you, nice to know you!
02:17Nice place you got here!
02:18How much does a treehouse like this go for, anyway?
02:19Look, you got no tail feathers!
02:21What's up with that?
02:21Blah, blah, blah, enough of the pleasantries!
02:23Hey! Take a chill pill!
02:24Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm!
02:26You're here to make my life good!
02:28So, for starters, you can stop the blabbing...
02:30And let's see, I want...
02:32Yeah, go get me, uh...
02:34My...
02:34Huh?
02:36How did you know?
02:37I'm you, remember?
02:38Wait right here!
02:41Hey, watch!
02:43Hey, not bad!
02:46I wanna live the good life!
02:48Just like my hero!
02:49Captain Good Life!
02:50And to live the life, you have to look the part!
02:53Uni-Captain Good Life Custom Warbro!
02:55Hey!
02:56Ouch!
02:56Watch it!
03:01Hey!
03:01What do you think you're...
03:03No, no, no, no, not good enough!
03:05It needs a chapeau!
03:08But...
03:09Fury!
03:11Oh, wait a minute!
03:12I...
03:17And for the peace of resistance, why unskirt?
03:24You're angry, am I right?
03:25Yeah, I...
03:26Angry!
03:27You're here to serve my every whim!
03:32I get it!
03:35But let's say we try and lower the old blood pressure just for funsies!
03:38And I know just how to do it!
03:39Know how I know?
03:40Cause I'm you!
03:41And I know what always cheers you up is...
03:43A hot fudge sundae!
03:45Am I right?
03:45Am I right?
03:46Am I right?
03:46Am I right?
03:47Well, this is what I eat to cheer myself up!
03:50Glad I thought of it!
03:51Hey, I made two more!
03:52You want one?
03:53Hey, look!
03:54I made two more!
03:56Two more!
03:57Two more!
03:58Two more!
03:58Okay, let's eat!
04:00Stop!
04:02You are a mess!
04:04Listen here, you loud-mouthed, pushy, out-of-control woodpecker!
04:07Takes one to know one!
04:08Hey, you know what you need?
04:09A nice warm bubble bath to calm you down and clean...
04:11I'm all over that!
04:13I've created a monster me!
04:15I gotta get rid of him!
04:16Me!
04:17Uh, him!
04:18Me!
04:18He!
04:19He!
04:22He!
04:24There you go!
04:25A nice bubbly-wubbly bubble bath!
04:26You like it!
04:28Join me?
04:29Oh, sure!
04:31After all, I like everything you like!
04:33Yeah, but I like lots of bubbles!
04:37He!
04:37He!
04:37Sure, the more the merrier!
04:39He!
04:39He!
04:40He!
04:40As many bubbles as possible!
04:43Ha!
04:43Ha!
04:44Come, Papa!
04:46Oh, no!
04:46Oh, no you don't!
04:49Take one more step and the duck gets you!
04:51The only president to get it here is you!
04:54Hm!
04:55If he's me, then I'd probably pop up next in a disguise!
04:59And the disguise I'd choose would be...
05:01Whoa!
05:02I'm just on my way to the theater!
05:04Abraham Lincoln!
05:05Oh, just as I go!
05:06Four Jaws and seven Star Wars ago, our godfathers bought for the continent a new notion, relieved
05:10of ribaldry!
05:11Hey, what's this?
05:12Oh, no!
05:13You can't do this to me!
05:14You've got your whole life ahead of me!
05:16When failed me!
05:17Hellgo!"
05:18WHER21!
05:19WHER21!
05:20WHER21!
05:21Bhebhebhebhebhebhebhebhebhebhebgood wilay!
05:25OHHHHHH!
05:25AAAH!
05:26AHH!
05:27air!
05:29PHEW!
05:32And remember, good lifeteers, don't do good life alone.
05:37You'll need someone else around to clean up the messes you make.
05:41Until next time, this is Captain Life saying, have a good life!
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