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00:00:09Ted's got the ball!
00:00:11Time's running out. If he scores this one, him and the Sharks will go straight to the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league.
00:00:20If he finishes strong tonight, he is headed straight for the high-of-highway.
00:00:27There they are!
00:00:28Police!
00:00:30Just taking out!
00:00:43Fuck!
00:00:44Hold it!
00:00:46Fuck your leg!
00:00:51Just wait, okay? It's gonna heal, alright?
00:00:55Look, look, I swear, I can still walk him, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Ted. We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not done yet, hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15He could've gone pro.
00:01:17Maybe even all-star level.
00:01:19No demon's gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna recover from this.
00:01:23I swear, hey, please!
00:01:26I was born to be a champion!
00:01:29I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:36Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know no plays we gonna run?
00:01:48They won't run my plays.
00:01:53Bye, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, alright?
00:02:06We'll come right up here.
00:02:07Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11Alright, boys.
00:02:12Free in!
00:02:12Come on!
00:02:13Free in!
00:02:14One!
00:02:15Two!
00:02:15Three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:22Woo!
00:02:26Woo!
00:02:28Woo!
00:02:32Woo!
00:02:33Woo!
00:02:34Woo!
00:02:344215.
00:02:35The Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:38That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:40That's what!
00:02:41That's what!
00:02:41Woo!
00:02:41Woo!
00:02:42Woo!
00:02:46we just got beat by an assistant coach
00:02:49yes
00:02:51his plays are brilliant
00:02:53i need him on my team
00:03:00boss
00:03:00nice work out there today
00:03:02i've decided to give you a raise
00:03:06thank you sir
00:03:09two grand a month
00:03:11i can finally
00:03:11pay my bills
00:03:14i gotta tell my wife
00:03:21babe
00:03:22i've got great news
00:03:33wait this is
00:03:35west's jacket
00:03:36and his whistle
00:03:45what the hell are you doing
00:03:51what the hell are you doing
00:04:00west you bastard
00:04:03i win the game for you today
00:04:04and you're here screwing my wife
00:04:06west are you okay
00:04:08ted what's wrong with you
00:04:11i'm working my ass off
00:04:13and you're here cheating
00:04:15doing drugs
00:04:16and screwing someone in my house
00:04:19and you're asking me what's wrong
00:04:20you think that i cheated for fun
00:04:23it's because you're a loser
00:04:2532 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills
00:04:28my friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and i'm stuck with a loser like you
00:04:33i got a raise
00:04:35i got a raise
00:04:36i came here to tell you
00:04:36we don't have to worry about the bills anymore
00:04:39a raise
00:04:41you're an assistant coach
00:04:42what could you possibly make
00:04:44three grand
00:04:44two
00:04:46actually
00:04:48tell me ted
00:04:49when am i supposed to get my mansion
00:04:51and my fancy car on that salary
00:04:54emma i i was gonna make it happen
00:04:56we're never gonna make it happen
00:04:58you're fired
00:05:00what
00:05:02no i you you can't do this i i won the game for you today
00:05:06if it wasn't for me that the team wouldn't even be here
00:05:10i'm the head coach
00:05:11a busted leg loser like you deserves nothing
00:05:15but to be crushed under someone like me
00:05:18west right your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts
00:05:22thinking you could give me a rich life
00:05:25keep dreaming
00:05:31divorce agreement
00:05:33you you already had this ready
00:05:35well now that you caught us what's the point in hiding it
00:05:38it's signed
00:05:39come on babe let's go
00:05:47who's calling this trash don't tell me it's some telemarketer
00:05:51all you should be worried about is unemployment insurance
00:06:03fuck off
00:06:1125 000 passing yards front runner for the heisman
00:06:14are you really gonna end your career as an assistant coach
00:06:16is that what you want your legacy to be
00:06:18who is this
00:06:19mr vincent
00:06:21this is grace taylor owner of the knights
00:06:23i'd like to offer you the position of head coach
00:06:26annual salary is a million dollars
00:06:28how's that
00:06:36you're not screwing with me are you
00:06:37mr vincent i'm dead serious
00:06:40as long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty
00:06:43salary is not a problem
00:06:44yes yes i'll take the position
00:06:47besides the eagles they they just fired me
00:06:51that's the dumbest thing they've ever done
00:06:53don't worry mr vincent
00:06:55my team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve
00:06:59thanks so much
00:07:01great looking forward to it
00:07:03yes
00:07:04ted vincent is joining us as head coach
00:07:07and i am adding him to our player roster
00:07:11twisting his
00:07:12wait wait wait why are you registering him as a player
00:07:15isn't he supposed to be our new head coach
00:07:17plus
00:07:19okay do you remember about ten years ago there was a college quarterback
00:07:23he was phenomenal
00:07:25all-american
00:07:26his name is ted
00:07:27of course
00:07:28he broke his leg during the championship
00:07:30if that hadn't happened he would have been a superstar right now
00:07:35ya va marica
00:07:36you're saying he's that ted
00:07:38si marica
00:07:39i've already had him checked out thoroughly
00:07:42and with him on our side
00:07:43we're definitely winning the championship
00:07:50no
00:07:53no
00:07:54hey buddy
00:07:54you know what nfl stands for
00:07:56not for long
00:07:57that's how long you'll be coaching
00:07:59three close games in a row
00:08:01really
00:08:02this is the worst team in the division
00:08:04there's no reason for it to be this close
00:08:06no
00:08:07don't fuck your cousin
00:08:08you fucking poor fuck
00:08:12what the hell happened
00:08:13you lost to a third rate team
00:08:15what do you mean
00:08:15you were winning so easy before
00:08:17they must have
00:08:19studied our plays
00:08:20every route was locked down
00:08:23we won't lose again
00:08:25when ted was here
00:08:26he always changed our plays on the fly
00:08:28we never struggled like this
00:08:30if you were here today we wouldn't have lost
00:08:32shut the fuck up james
00:08:34ted
00:08:36you mean that assistant that led us to victory last time
00:08:42boss the guy's a total loser
00:08:43okay
00:08:44every play he ran
00:08:45he got from me
00:08:47the only reason he won last game
00:08:48is because i gave him the plan
00:08:50in advance
00:08:51so that's how he pulled it off
00:08:52damn
00:08:53acting like all them players were his ideas
00:08:55wow
00:08:56exactly
00:08:56exactly
00:08:59that's why i fired him
00:09:01well if he's that useless
00:09:03good riddance
00:09:05don't you listen to me west
00:09:08if you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again
00:09:11i will fucking destroy you
00:09:13you understand me
00:09:14yes sir
00:09:15don't
00:09:16fuck with me
00:09:17yes sir
00:09:19damn it
00:09:20the only reason we ever won
00:09:22was because we followed ted's game plan
00:09:23i never should have fired him in the heat of the moment
00:09:32this
00:09:35this is ted's playbook
00:09:41we're safe
00:09:46hey hey
00:09:47why aren't you running the plays i called
00:09:49look it's three to fifteen at half okay
00:09:53you scored three points
00:09:55you're a washed up assistant
00:09:57dumped by his wife
00:09:59what gives you the right to even coach us
00:10:02hey
00:10:02me
00:10:07scott
00:10:08if you wanna win this game
00:10:10you will run my plays
00:10:12period
00:10:13your plays are trash
00:10:15edmund
00:10:17you're benched
00:10:19next man up
00:10:20wait what
00:10:21seriously
00:10:22you're benching me
00:10:25look
00:10:25you may be the best player on our team
00:10:27but i don't need a player who can't follow orders
00:10:30you
00:10:31are done here
00:10:32your plays are horseshit
00:10:34okay no one can make a perfect 40 yard throw like that
00:10:37it's impossible
00:10:38you're not fit to be the head coach
00:10:40or an assistant coach
00:10:54is that hard
00:10:56is that hard
00:11:11you're not fit
00:11:12you're not fit
00:11:12you're not fit
00:11:12holy shit
00:11:18that last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it
00:11:21come on
00:11:22nobody's that good
00:11:22who the hell is this guy
00:11:24guys i got a whole book of plays okay
00:11:26and look i know a bunch of you guys don't trust me
00:11:28but i promise you
00:11:30if you follow my plays we will win this game
00:11:34I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked. Might as well try it. No way we're coming back.
00:11:39And if we lose, we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:49Touchdown!
00:11:51That fast? Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:05And that's the game! Knights take the win!
00:12:08Let's go!
00:12:11A win like this? We never even dreamed of.
00:12:14Following this place, we actually crushed it.
00:12:16Who is this guy anyway?
00:12:18He's this fucking dude!
00:12:20Yeah!
00:12:36Welcome to the team, coach!
00:12:43Go Knights!
00:12:48The Knights have done the impossible.
00:12:51Rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the final four.
00:12:53Under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:56Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship,
00:13:00have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:02Losers, go home! You're as damned as straight!
00:13:05Get off the field!
00:13:07Idiots!
00:13:08You can't even win against the worst teams in the league!
00:13:15And you, your plays get worse every damn game.
00:13:19How are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:21Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays, nothing works anymore?
00:13:26Boss!
00:13:27We just got careless the last two games.
00:13:29Don't worry.
00:13:30We're gonna crush them next game.
00:13:32Well, right.
00:13:33Next game, the semi-finals against tonight!
00:13:36You lose that,
00:13:39every fucking million you're fired.
00:13:41No, we already have done the most great coach Ted!
00:13:45Wait a second.
00:13:45Isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:51How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:55The Knights used to be the bottom of the league.
00:13:57Now they're on a winning streak, made it all the way to the semi-finals.
00:14:00Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:02When he was around, we never struggled this much to win.
00:14:04For someone that fumbles as much as you, James,
00:14:07you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick!
00:14:09Those wins had nothing to do with him!
00:14:11He got a few tricks from me.
00:14:13Now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach, please.
00:14:17Beating him will be easy.
00:14:20If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:24every swinging dick here can pack their bags.
00:14:32Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:34With him around, we might actually win the championship.
00:14:39Is that what you all want?
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:42You all want Ted back?
00:14:43Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:49Okay.
00:14:50Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:52guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:56Fine.
00:14:57I'll bring him back.
00:15:03Mr. Vincent, you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:06Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:10You know, I, uh...
00:15:12I believe in my team.
00:15:14As long as you stick to my game plan,
00:15:16the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:18But, from what I've heard,
00:15:20you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:23What makes you so confident?
00:15:25Confident in what?
00:15:28His own delusions.
00:15:29This guy's a clown.
00:15:31Who loves to talk big.
00:15:37What are you doing here?
00:15:38I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:40Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:42All you have to do is apologize.
00:15:44Right here.
00:15:45In front of everyone.
00:15:47And maybe...
00:15:48I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:51Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:53You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:56Huh?
00:15:56Oh.
00:15:57Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:00Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:02Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:05He should be thanking us.
00:16:07I'm not going back.
00:16:10Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:14Guys like you, born at the bottom, don't get to be champions.
00:16:17Ever.
00:16:18She's right.
00:16:20Trash, like you, belongs on a trash team.
00:16:24Good night.
00:16:31What is this?
00:16:35Still chasing dreams in your thirties?
00:16:39Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:41One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:44You'll never beat us.
00:16:52Hey!
00:16:54I'll say it one last time.
00:16:56I'll never join the Eagles.
00:16:59Oh, right.
00:16:59You're doing this for the race.
00:17:01Right?
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:03Uh...
00:17:03How about 500 more a month?
00:17:05That's what you want, right?
00:17:07You should take it, Ted.
00:17:08With that 500, maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:14500?
00:17:16Is that only a dog?
00:17:18Pathetic.
00:17:25Mr. Vincent?
00:17:28Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:31Three million dollars.
00:17:44No way.
00:17:45His bonus is three million?
00:17:47My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?
00:17:51That's gonna be fake.
00:17:52You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:57So the Eagles wanna bring back a fired coach?
00:18:01Let me guess.
00:18:03Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:05You fumbled all of the tactics and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:09Bullshit.
00:18:11You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:14Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:19Judging by your recent record, looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:26With ease, bitch.
00:18:29Just wait till when I beat you, even if you come crawling back, I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:38Hey.
00:18:39The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:50Eagles!
00:18:51The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league, have made a miracle run all the way to the
00:18:56semifinals.
00:18:57But, today, they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:01Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:03Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:05The Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights!
00:19:11Boys, come on. Take your knee. Take your knee.
00:19:13Listen up.
00:19:14I know that team over there is strong, alright?
00:19:17No one expects us to win.
00:19:19Now, I promise you, this team will go down if we run my plays.
00:19:25We will walk out of here with a win. I can promise you that.
00:19:29Yes, sir. Coach, we trust you completely.
00:19:33Alright, fellas, let's go get this win.
00:19:35Alright, boys, bring it in. Hands in the middle. Bart, this one's on you.
00:19:39Alright, win on three, win on me. One, two, three, whiskey!
00:19:41Let's go, boys! Let's go!
00:19:47Ted, I know you're gonna work miracles for me.
00:19:51Your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber. It's for poor people.
00:19:56People of class. Like us. Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:04Wes, how come for you in this game? I got a bowl of money riding on this, son. I need
00:20:08a win.
00:20:10Relax. This is a sure win.
00:20:12And make sure you get your money.
00:20:14Their team's combined worth is 30 million dollars. This guy right here?
00:20:1940 million. How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:22Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:26But I do care about winning.
00:20:29I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:20:32Two victory.
00:20:35Still betting way too soon, coach.
00:20:38Get him!
00:20:41Block time!
00:20:43Come on, block!
00:20:43First throw!
00:20:45Block!
00:20:46Here we go!
00:20:47Good, good!
00:20:53First throw.
00:20:55Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:20:59Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:21:01What the fuck is happening?!
00:21:06The Knights tactics are clearly working.
00:21:08The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half.
00:21:11Will they be pulling off the miracle today?
00:21:13They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:16Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:19You fucking idiot.
00:21:20I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:22What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:23It's gotta be a fluke.
00:21:25It's gotta be Ted.
00:21:26He was my assistant.
00:21:27He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:28But what are you gonna do about it?
00:21:30I have a plan to turn this around.
00:21:33Trust me.
00:21:35You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:36I swear to God, that if I can't leave this team to victory, I...
00:21:42I'll resign.
00:21:43This is your last chance, son.
00:21:46Last chance.
00:21:46Am I clear?
00:21:47Don't fuck it up.
00:21:50Shit.
00:21:51Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:53Kent!
00:21:54What's up, coach?
00:21:55That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:00Quarterback.
00:22:01Take him out.
00:22:03They can't win this game.
00:22:05Bet.
00:22:06Go!
00:22:18No!
00:22:19Messy, you finished our game now, boy!
00:22:22It's broken!
00:22:24Oh, come on!
00:22:27The Knights' score stands, but the injured player looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:33Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:34What are we doing this rough in the past?
00:22:36That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:22:38Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:22:44Get back to your sideline!
00:22:45This is my house, boy!
00:22:46Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:48Hey!
00:22:51Oh, you motherfucka-
00:22:56Hey, hey, listen to me!
00:22:58Hey, are you blind?
00:22:59Fix, fix, fix, fix, fix, fix, fix, fix, fix, fix, fix, fix!
00:23:03Coach, don't question me.
00:23:04You wanna keep coaching?
00:23:05Get back to your sideline, now.
00:23:07Yeah.
00:23:08You son of a bitch. How much are you paying these refs?
00:23:12Who cares? Your only star player is out. You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:21I have cash to burn. Nobody can touch me.
00:23:25Ted, back to your sideline now.
00:23:28Good job. Got your cash letter by the way.
00:23:33Your talent.
00:23:35Big fucking deal. One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:41The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:45Nice little sweater by the way. Good luck.
00:23:48Call you back, I think she's calling you.
00:23:57Get the ball!
00:24:02Fight! Fight! Fight!
00:24:04The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly.
00:24:07And there's only ten minutes left on the clock.
00:24:10Looks as though the Knights might not pull off a miracle today.
00:24:13Three of our key players are out. If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:17Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:20Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:24Come on, Coach. Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:27We're in the middle of a damn game. How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:38All right, Ted. Warm up.
00:24:41Only you can save the Knights.
00:24:47Wait, boss. What do you mean warm up?
00:24:52Ted, I did my research. You used to be a star. If you weren't for that accent, you'd be in
00:24:56the Hall of Fame by now. I need you to warm up.
00:25:01Ted. Ted. Ted Vincent. The same guy the media used to call the best player in NCAA?
00:25:06Yo, babe. You were my head coach?
00:25:11Grace, I'm the head coach. I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:16Actually, you can. I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:22You're officially on the roster. Want to warm up?
00:25:34My legs healed, but I haven't played in so long. Can I really do this?
00:25:41Hey, you want that Super Bowl ring or not? Huh? You got this.
00:25:50And now, I'll take the championship that belongs to me.
00:25:59Maybe...
00:26:00Maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:12The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:14They won't stop me now.
00:26:26All right.
00:26:28Let's crush them.
00:26:30Yeah!
00:26:31Yeah!
00:27:20It must be raining cats and dogs, because I feel like barking.
00:27:25Ted, you're that leg-broken loser.
00:27:28Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:31You got that right.
00:27:33You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:35My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:38You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:40A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:42The deal.
00:27:43I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:47Your boss is out of her mind.
00:27:48If she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:50What if I score?
00:27:52What if you score?
00:27:54Let's make a bet.
00:27:56You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:27:59And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:02I think it's a minus ready.
00:28:04Your face is going to need it later.
00:28:11Game's almost lost, and he's still talking to me.
00:28:14I'm going to turn his face into a baby.
00:28:15Let's go.
00:28:20You ready?
00:28:30Let's do this.
00:28:35Let's do this.
00:28:37Let's go!
00:28:59You threw that way too far.
00:29:01No one's catching that.
00:29:02You don't even know how to play.
00:29:02Wait, he's scared stiff.
00:29:05You scared him so bad, he forgot how to play.
00:29:08Yeah, I got him.
00:29:09I got him stiff.
00:29:24Holy guacamole, the night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:29I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:35A scrambling quarterback?
00:29:36Has he lost his mind?
00:29:37Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:29:45Here!
00:30:01Nobody even came close to catching 10 Vincent, and he makes a score.
00:30:19Best day on nights.
00:30:23He just caught the pass and threw himself.
00:30:25Yes!
00:30:26Yes!
00:30:27I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:29I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:32Hang on.
00:30:33It was a fluke.
00:30:34Threw him way too far, and then he got lucky.
00:30:36Look at the score.
00:30:38He can't possibly come back.
00:30:40Exactly.
00:30:40I know him.
00:30:41He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:44There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:46Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:49No!
00:30:50Not again.
00:30:51I can't let him score again.
00:30:53I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:55Two.
00:30:57From now on, lock on to 10 Vincent.
00:31:00If you can't stop him, take him out.
00:31:06It's too late, Ted.
00:31:08Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:12Ted, watch out!
00:31:24Ted scores again!
00:31:25Oh my gosh!
00:31:27Ted just slipped right through that tap and like it was nothing.
00:31:30Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:33He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:35God.
00:31:37He's worth at least $100 million on the open market.
00:31:39What?
00:31:40$100 million?
00:31:41At least.
00:31:44You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:45You have a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:47I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:49He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:51I don't...
00:31:52He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:54You idiot!
00:31:55You let this talent walk?
00:31:56Wes must go!
00:32:00This mess is on you, Wes.
00:32:02I shall never listen to you.
00:32:05There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:07If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:08I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:11Garcia!
00:32:22I saw you like this, Ted.
00:32:28The Knights on offense now.
00:32:30Mike!
00:32:30He just sent the defense flying.
00:32:33That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:35That is unreal.
00:32:37They look unstoppable.
00:32:40Hey!
00:32:41Hey!
00:32:41Time out!
00:32:41Time out!
00:32:47What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:49The intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:53I don't know what's going on.
00:32:56Hey!
00:32:57Ref!
00:32:58I want to file a complaint.
00:32:59These guys are using steroids, and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:03Oh, come on!
00:33:04You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:08What kind of slander is that?
00:33:10You call that slander?
00:33:11Look around, idiot!
00:33:13Everyone's drained, and your guys are turning into monsters.
00:33:16All right?
00:33:17Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:19So what if I did?
00:33:21I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:23Go, go, go, go.
00:33:24Check for yourself.
00:33:25You'll find nothing.
00:33:29You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:32Please!
00:33:33Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:37You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:41Smart girl.
00:33:42Give me a kiss.
00:33:46You see, Ted, you could break your back your whole life trying to stall the family, but
00:33:50Emma does not care.
00:33:52I can treat her however I want, and she'll never leave me.
00:33:56I have money.
00:33:58She's trash.
00:34:00And I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:02But this game?
00:34:04I will win.
00:34:08The game continues.
00:34:10Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:16Oh my goodness.
00:34:18Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:20He can't even beat an injured 32-year-old man.
00:34:23After this game, you're out.
00:34:25Don't panic, sir.
00:34:28I won't win.
00:34:29Stop him!
00:34:30Stop him!
00:34:40I can't believe it!
00:34:42Ted with the interception, and he scores!
00:34:45Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:47Is he really 32?
00:34:49This is possible.
00:34:51Even juiced up, he can't stop Ted.
00:34:53Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:55After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:34:58You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:00You understand?
00:35:02Yes.
00:35:16Unbelievable.
00:35:18The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:20Can they pull off another miracle?
00:35:22Ted!
00:35:23Ted!
00:35:23Ted!
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:27Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:31This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:34There's only one minute left.
00:35:36Ted's got the ball.
00:35:37He is leading the offense.
00:35:38Stop him!
00:35:39If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:43Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:46It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:35:49Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:51I'm going to be taking him out of there.
00:35:53I'm going to drag this in the overtime, and then I'll crush him there.
00:35:57Alright?
00:35:59I'm going to go.
00:36:10I'm going to call him and take him out.
00:36:22Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game
00:36:25and heading straight to the championship.
00:36:28Yes!
00:36:29We did it!
00:36:36Thank you, Ted.
00:36:38We could not have done this without you.
00:36:41Still all need to be done.
00:36:42Yeah.
00:36:48If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the one celebrating right now.
00:36:52Come on.
00:36:53I know, Ted.
00:36:53He probably just got lucky.
00:36:55Shut your fucking mouth.
00:36:57You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles.
00:37:02Yes, sir.
00:37:02All right.
00:37:03Marita, we won.
00:37:04Yes, Marita.
00:37:10What are you doing here?
00:37:12I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:15Ted, I want you back on the Eagle.
00:37:22What are you waiting for?
00:37:23Apologize to Ted.
00:37:24Now.
00:37:28I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:30I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:33Sorry.
00:37:33Now you're sorry?
00:37:35Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:38What do you say, Ted?
00:37:40Come back to the Eagles.
00:37:41I'll make you head coach.
00:37:42Give you $100,000 a month plus bonuses.
00:37:45$2 million a year minimum.
00:37:46What?
00:37:47$2 million a year?
00:37:49My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire.
00:37:53Seriously?
00:37:53Uh, boss.
00:37:55What about me?
00:37:58Shut the fuck up.
00:38:00You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:02Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:06Ted!
00:38:08I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together, okay?
00:38:16Back together.
00:38:18Ted, deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:23And you still love me, right?
00:38:29Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:35When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:43And now, you don't want to talk about love.
00:38:48Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay?
00:38:52Let's go home and talk.
00:38:53Just the two of us.
00:38:55Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:38:58He has better options now.
00:39:01Better options?
00:39:04You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:39:06Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:10You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:14What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:21Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:24I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:31The Taylor family?
00:39:32The richest family in the world?
00:39:34The trillionaires who have more money than some countries?
00:39:41That's right.
00:39:44So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:49You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:51What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:55You bitch!
00:39:57You'll pay for this!
00:40:04Ted, come back to the Eagles.
00:40:06I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:07Name your prize.
00:40:09Appreciate the offer, Henry, but I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:14They're going to stick around here a while.
00:40:17You sure, son?
00:40:18Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:24I've already proven myself.
00:40:26With this win, with the Knights,
00:40:28I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:32Dammit, this is your fault!
00:40:33You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:36You know what?
00:40:36You're done with the Eagles!
00:40:38Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:42Sir, sir?
00:40:44Please don't fire me!
00:40:47Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:50Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:52I lost our bet.
00:40:53Care and spare.
00:40:54So you can hit me.
00:40:55If you want.
00:40:56We'll just call even.
00:40:58After, just come back.
00:40:59Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:02Come on.
00:41:04Hit me.
00:41:05Fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:07I know you want to.
00:41:07I know you want to.
00:41:09I know how much you fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:10You saw me fucking your wife.
00:41:12Remember that?
00:41:12Fucking hit me!
00:41:36I will never forgive you.
00:41:40I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:43Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:45Coach West!
00:41:47We have received reports that you have bribe referees and use illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:52Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:54You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:55For life.
00:41:56Please come with us.
00:41:57What?
00:41:58This is Ted.
00:42:00You got to talk to him.
00:42:01If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:03Illegals?
00:42:04I don't even...
00:42:05Please.
00:42:05Please.
00:42:06I'll do anything you want.
00:42:07I'll do anything.
00:42:08People like you are a disgrace to the NFL.
00:42:15Wait.
00:42:16Skip.
00:42:19You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:21You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted.
00:42:23I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:30Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:36Um, I was thinking, maybe, if you wanted, you could stay with me for about a while.
00:42:46It's up to you.
00:42:50I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:54Exactly.
00:42:55It's way closer to the field.
00:43:02When they find out how you're treating the best coach in the fucking league...
00:43:05Sir, sir, sir, sir!
00:43:06Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:43:08I'm begging you, please.
00:43:08Let him go.
00:43:10Fuck off me.
00:43:14This is all your fault!
00:43:15For what, you have to still have one hell of a coach!
00:43:17Sir, do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:22What are you getting at?
00:43:23Ted was my assistant.
00:43:24He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:25How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:27That bastard.
00:43:29No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:34Sir?
00:43:35You still own the Giants.
00:43:37They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:39If you give me another shot, I'll demolish him.
00:43:45And if you lose?
00:43:47Scrub stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:53I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:55Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:43:58We're taking him out.
00:43:59I'm unofficial of this league, and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:01I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much.
00:44:04I hope you have a good day.
00:44:07Seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:09You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:11That's fair.
00:44:12I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:15Don't worry, sir.
00:44:17He's going to regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:18Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:33This is my house.
00:44:36And I have spare bedrooms, so feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:40It's usually just me.
00:44:42All right.
00:44:42There's the kitchen.
00:44:54And here's the couch.
00:44:55You should come sit.
00:44:57All right.
00:44:58Thanks.
00:44:59Yeah.
00:45:03I'm going to go shower now.
00:45:06All right.
00:45:06Thanks.
00:45:07In casa es su casa.
00:45:10Okay.
00:45:11I'm going to go now.
00:45:30Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
00:45:39Hey, you okay?
00:45:41I just told something.
00:45:43Okay.
00:45:47Okay, okay.
00:45:48Oh, my God.
00:45:50Okay.
00:45:52Hey, you probably strained it, okay?
00:45:55Just sit still and let me lose your love for your back.
00:45:59Okay.
00:46:02Okay.
00:46:20Oh, my God.
00:46:22That's so much better already, actually.
00:46:26Oh!
00:46:39I'll, uh, grab you a towel.
00:46:44Don't move.
00:47:03Dad?
00:47:04Dad?
00:47:05Tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:07You haven't been home in years.
00:47:09You think you can come back tomorrow?
00:47:11Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:47:14I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:17Um, I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:21Great.
00:47:22Great.
00:47:23I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:25Okay.
00:47:25Bye.
00:47:30Everything okay?
00:47:32Yeah.
00:47:37It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:43I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:46Well, I know that they're going to be really happy to see you.
00:47:52You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not dizzy tomorrow,
00:48:01like, if you don't have any plans,
00:48:05maybe you could come with me here,
00:48:07if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:10Huh?
00:48:12You want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:15I mean, we might make a good team.
00:48:17What do you think?
00:48:19Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:21Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:24I'ma be the star.
00:48:25Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:28If it works out?
00:48:30I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:33I'll take that.
00:48:34Two stars.
00:48:36Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:37Oh, if you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:41No, it is my first time meeting them,
00:48:43and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:46Actually, I'm gonna go right now
00:48:48and have Emily help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:54And maybe, after you win the championship,
00:48:58I'll give you marks back.
00:49:08It's been a while.
00:49:10I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:20Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:22Grace has to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:26She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:27No problem.
00:49:48Well, well, well.
00:49:50Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:53Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:55What, all those years working out there
00:49:58and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:02Take a look.
00:50:03Land Rover, 700 grand.
00:50:06You probably couldn't afford one.
00:50:08No, no, no.
00:50:09Alan, you're so mean to your cousin.
00:50:13I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:15It's just a bit early
00:50:17to be thinking about getting a car
00:50:19unless, of course,
00:50:20it's a broken-down, second-hand junker.
00:50:25Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:27I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:32Listen to yourself.
00:50:34You talk like you just go out there
00:50:36and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:39Ted, a piece of advice.
00:50:40Maybe try checking your bank account
00:50:42before you start bragging.
00:50:44Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:46Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:49We slept in the circus.
00:50:51Let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:53Yeah, sorry.
00:50:54Let's go.
00:51:00Family.
00:51:02I love them.
00:51:07Ethan.
00:51:09Sophia.
00:51:11Alan.
00:51:15My boy.
00:51:17Hey, Kate.
00:51:22I'm sorry.
00:51:23I should have come home a lot sooner.
00:51:25It's okay.
00:51:26You're here.
00:51:27It's all that counts.
00:51:28You're here.
00:51:29What is with all this emotion?
00:51:32He has been gone for years
00:51:33and he has back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:36I don't care if you're not so free.
00:51:40He's healthy.
00:51:41He's safe.
00:51:42It's all that matters.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:45Your health's nice and all.
00:51:48But money's what really matters here.
00:51:51You know, my son, Alan,
00:51:52is already the security manager for the Knights
00:51:55at 400 grand a year.
00:51:57Four hundred grand?
00:51:59I mean, that's more than the two of you
00:52:00will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:03You know, you should beg, Alan,
00:52:05to give Ted a job.
00:52:07I mean, unless, of course,
00:52:08you just want to be broke like you.
00:52:14Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:19Well, technically, someone like him
00:52:21doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights,
00:52:23but if you beg nicely,
00:52:26I might find him a janitor job.
00:52:29Janitor job?
00:52:31That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job?
00:52:35You should be grateful
00:52:36that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:39Do you know how many people
00:52:40would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:43Just don't blow it.
00:52:44Yeah, that's right.
00:52:46With me in charge,
00:52:47even cleaning bathrooms
00:52:48pays better than whatever he's doing.
00:52:51I don't know.
00:52:53Tell me.
00:52:54Alan,
00:52:55how much does this janitor job pay?
00:52:57Is it over two million a year?
00:53:03You're saying that you have a salary
00:53:05of two million?
00:53:08Two million, but please,
00:53:11a loser like you
00:53:12couldn't make that kind of money
00:53:13in like 10 lifetimes.
00:53:15No.
00:53:16Oliver,
00:53:17my son is trying to help your son
00:53:19get a decent job,
00:53:20and he throws out a figure like that
00:53:22who clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:24You didn't mean it.
00:53:27It was a joke.
00:53:30Alan,
00:53:30if you could get
00:53:31to have a position with the Knights,
00:53:34I would make sure
00:53:35I thank you properly.
00:53:37Oh, please.
00:53:39What could a broke man
00:53:40like you give me
00:53:41that is worth my time?
00:53:43Dad?
00:53:44Pay.
00:53:45You do not need to beg them
00:53:47for anything, okay?
00:53:49I already work for the Knights.
00:53:52What?
00:53:54Work for the Knights?
00:53:58You work for the Knights?
00:54:02You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:05You're in your 30s,
00:54:06so a nobody.
00:54:07You expect us to believe
00:54:09that you work for the Knights?
00:54:12I'm taking the Knights
00:54:14all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:15Took them all the way
00:54:16to the Super Bowl?
00:54:17You're trying to tell me
00:54:19that the Knights
00:54:21making it all the way
00:54:22to the Super Bowl
00:54:23is thanks to you.
00:54:25That's right.
00:54:30Oh, please.
00:54:31Everyone knows
00:54:32you're just a washed-up cripple.
00:54:34You're not even fit
00:54:35to clean the toilets.
00:54:36And you're saying
00:54:37that you're responsible
00:54:38for taking the Knights
00:54:40all the way
00:54:41through the finals?
00:54:42Oliver,
00:54:43your son's not only broke,
00:54:44he's obviously delusional.
00:54:46I know my son.
00:54:49It's not a lawyer.
00:54:51Oh, really?
00:54:53It doesn't lie.
00:54:54Ben,
00:54:55Helen,
00:54:56genius.
00:54:56What exactly
00:54:58did you do for the Knights?
00:55:00I'm the head coach.
00:55:06You,
00:55:06you,
00:55:07you're the head coach.
00:55:09That's not what you're saying.
00:55:10Oh,
00:55:11come on.
00:55:11Your lies are getting
00:55:12more and more ridiculous.
00:55:14You,
00:55:14you're the head coach
00:55:15of the Knights?
00:55:16Al,
00:55:18tell me he's making it up.
00:55:19I'm just a security manager.
00:55:21I don't have access
00:55:22to the field,
00:55:23let alone the execs
00:55:24or the head coach.
00:55:26Hell,
00:55:27how would I even know
00:55:27he's lying or not?
00:55:29He's just trying
00:55:30to act a big shot.
00:55:31Make us forget
00:55:32that he's broke.
00:55:34This loser
00:55:35would never be
00:55:36a head coach.
00:55:38Yeah,
00:55:39a loser like him
00:55:40could never run
00:55:41a team like the Knights.
00:55:42If I didn't work
00:55:44for the Knights,
00:55:44I might not believe
00:55:45in you, Ted.
00:55:46Nice try,
00:55:47by the way.
00:55:48You're no head coach.
00:55:50You're just a fraud
00:55:51in cheap clothes.
00:55:54So,
00:55:55all of you
00:55:56think that I'm lying?
00:55:58A head coach
00:56:00dressed like that?
00:56:01Next time
00:56:02you want to
00:56:03try playing rich,
00:56:05at least
00:56:06get yourself
00:56:07a new suit first.
00:56:12Hello
00:56:12and welcome
00:56:13everyone.
00:56:14Welcome to the place.
00:56:15Please take a look
00:56:16at our menu.
00:56:17A certain
00:56:18stamping with
00:56:18croqueline is too.
00:56:23Wait,
00:56:23wait,
00:56:23wait.
00:56:24Is that
00:56:24Coach Ted,
00:56:25the head coach
00:56:26of the Knights?
00:56:32Wait,
00:56:33what?
00:56:34He is the Knights
00:56:35head coach?
00:56:35Of course.
00:56:36if it wasn't
00:56:37for Coach Ted
00:56:37joining our team
00:56:38this year,
00:56:39we never would
00:56:40have made the finals.
00:56:41Coach Ted,
00:56:42I am a diehard
00:56:43Knights fan.
00:56:45Coach Ted,
00:56:46you're kind of
00:56:46a personal hero
00:56:47of mine.
00:56:48Would you mind
00:56:49taking a picture
00:56:49of me?
00:56:50Yeah,
00:56:51of course.
00:56:57Oh my gosh,
00:56:58this is the best.
00:56:58I can't believe this.
00:56:59I just want to
00:57:00head coach
00:57:00of the Knights.
00:57:02I'm going to be
00:57:03telling everybody
00:57:04about this.
00:57:05Thank you so much.
00:57:05of course.
00:57:09Dad,
00:57:11this is when I came
00:57:12home to celebrate
00:57:13with you.
00:57:15I'm taking my team
00:57:16to the Super Bowl.
00:57:19Son,
00:57:20is it really true?
00:57:22No way!
00:57:24That guy's obviously
00:57:25an actor.
00:57:26You pay to trick us.
00:57:27There's no way
00:57:28you're the head coach
00:57:29of the championship
00:57:30contending team.
00:57:34just admit it.
00:57:36You're a nobody.
00:57:37A fraud.
00:57:39You'll end up
00:57:41just like your
00:57:41broke old father.
00:57:43Scraping by for life.
00:57:51You can insult me
00:57:52all you want,
00:57:53but don't you dare
00:57:56insult my father.
00:58:00Enough!
00:58:08So what if you
00:58:09make the stupid finals?
00:58:11Today is your
00:58:12grandfather's birthday.
00:58:14Did you bring him
00:58:15any gifts?
00:58:20Relax.
00:58:21You broke bastard.
00:58:23You mean you showed up
00:58:23at this party
00:58:24empty-handed
00:58:25and you still had
00:58:25the nerve to crash
00:58:26this party?
00:58:27You did bring
00:58:28something,
00:58:28Sophia.
00:58:36I made this thing
00:58:37myself.
00:58:39It's lava.
00:58:39You've got to be
00:58:41pretty.
00:58:42You're so broke
00:58:43you're gifting a stick.
00:58:46Oh, please.
00:58:47Let's see what
00:58:47kind of trash you
00:58:48made.
00:58:53You actually
00:58:54brought this junk
00:58:55as a gift.
00:58:56Pathetic.
00:58:57I wouldn't even
00:58:58pick this up
00:58:59off the ground.
00:59:00Let's put the
00:59:01trash where it
00:59:03belongs.
00:59:05What are you
00:59:06doing?
00:59:19What are you
00:59:20doing?
00:59:22I spent
00:59:23three months
00:59:23making it.
00:59:26Look at me.
00:59:27This is the type
00:59:28of thing that'll
00:59:29get you fucked up
00:59:30for the rest of
00:59:30your life.
00:59:34What?
00:59:34You want to
00:59:35hit me now?
00:59:36You can't even
00:59:37bring a decent
00:59:37gift and you
00:59:38still have the
00:59:39nerve to crash
00:59:39this party out.
00:59:40Show them what
00:59:41a real gift
00:59:42looks like.
00:59:43With pleasure.
00:59:47This one
00:59:48protects
00:59:50only 50 grand.
00:59:52A little fancier
00:59:53than your wooden
00:59:54stick.
00:59:57Wait for it.
00:59:59This one
01:00:00right here.
01:00:01The keys
01:00:01to Mercedes
01:00:03GT.
01:00:04Birthday gift
01:00:05from mom.
01:00:06200 grand.
01:00:08Easy.
01:00:09200,000 dollars.
01:00:11You two won't
01:00:11make that in a
01:00:12lifetime.
01:00:13The best one.
01:00:15Take a look.
01:00:17Come on.
01:00:19Half a million
01:00:21dollars in cash.
01:00:23Dad's gift for
01:00:24Grandpa.
01:00:26God.
01:00:28All these gifts
01:00:28add up to
01:00:29750,000 dollars.
01:00:31Oliver, people
01:00:32like you haven't
01:00:32seen this kind of
01:00:33money in your
01:00:34lifetime.
01:00:37They're not even
01:00:38a million dollars.
01:00:39That's the cheap
01:00:40section of the gift
01:00:41shop.
01:00:42Who said that?
01:00:57Sorry, Ted.
01:00:58Hope I'm not too late.
01:01:02Who are you?
01:01:04She looks familiar.
01:01:06I've seen her
01:01:07somewhere before.
01:01:09Wait, was it
01:01:10at the night
01:01:11stadium?
01:01:12I'm Ted's
01:01:13girlfriend.
01:01:14So you're the girl
01:01:15Ted's been telling
01:01:16me about.
01:01:17He said you were
01:01:18beautiful.
01:01:19He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:21That's very kind
01:01:21of you.
01:01:24beauty and the
01:01:25beast, huh?
01:01:27I don't understand
01:01:27what you see in him.
01:01:29The guy's a cripple.
01:01:30He can't even
01:01:30afford a decent gift.
01:01:32You think our
01:01:33gifts are cheap?
01:01:34Why don't you
01:01:35show us something
01:01:36better?
01:01:37Well, I didn't
01:01:39have much time
01:01:39to prepare, but
01:01:41I pulled a little
01:01:42something from my
01:01:43own collection.
01:01:44Hopefully Grandpa
01:01:44doesn't mind.
01:01:46Oh, from your
01:01:47collection, huh?
01:01:48You sure it's not
01:01:49some junk you brought
01:01:50from the attic?
01:01:51So, hurry up and
01:01:53show us what kind
01:01:53of trash you brought.
01:01:57Nothing extravagant,
01:01:59just a painting.
01:02:00A painting?
01:02:01Please, how
01:02:03expensive could that
01:02:04be?
01:02:06It's Picasso's
01:02:07Weeping Woman.
01:02:08Work around
01:02:09three million dollars.
01:02:17What?
01:02:19There is no way
01:02:20that piece of junk
01:02:22is worth that much.
01:02:23You're lying.
01:02:25This painting was
01:02:26auctioned for three
01:02:27million in 2015.
01:02:29After all these years,
01:02:30it's probably worth a
01:02:31lot more buying.
01:02:32So tell me,
01:02:34do I now have the
01:02:35right to call your
01:02:36gifts?
01:02:38Who says it's real?
01:02:40None of us here can
01:02:41tell.
01:02:42For all we know,
01:02:43it's a fake.
01:02:45Here's the auction
01:02:46receipt.
01:02:47That should be
01:02:48enough proof.
01:02:49You're right.
01:02:50Like that receipt
01:02:51is a fake too.
01:02:52Don't be bad.
01:02:54Come on.
01:02:55What kind of rich
01:02:55woman dates a
01:02:56cripple?
01:02:58Exactly.
01:02:59I mean, only a
01:03:00blind one.
01:03:01Because any real
01:03:02rich girl would
01:03:03never date a loser
01:03:04like that.
01:03:05Ted, if you can't
01:03:06bring a real gift
01:03:07to the party,
01:03:08just don't bring a
01:03:09forgery, okay?
01:03:10to Grandpa's party.
01:03:12Ethan, this is a
01:03:13misunderstanding.
01:03:15Father has a good
01:03:15eye for our.
01:03:16Why don't we let him
01:03:17judge for himself?
01:03:19This trash?
01:03:21You want Grandpa
01:03:22to actually appraise
01:03:23this?
01:03:24Trash like this
01:03:25belongs on the
01:03:27floor!
01:03:36What just happened?
01:03:39That is...
01:03:43Alan, what did
01:03:44you just tear up?
01:03:45Oh, Grandpa
01:03:46is just a painting.
01:03:48These guys were
01:03:48trying to give it
01:03:49to you as a gift,
01:03:50but I could tell
01:03:51it was so fake,
01:03:52I just tore it up.
01:03:53A fake painting?
01:03:55They said the painting
01:03:56was a Picasso
01:03:57with three million
01:03:58dollars.
01:03:58But I mean,
01:03:59look at them.
01:04:00They could not afford
01:04:01something like that.
01:04:02It has to be a fake.
01:04:07A Picasso.
01:04:09Oh, my God!
01:04:11See?
01:04:12Grandpa doesn't even want
01:04:13that kind of trash
01:04:14messing up the floor.
01:04:15You guys better get out of here.
01:04:17You're not welcome.
01:04:23Alan?
01:04:25Come here.
01:04:26Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:26Close your eyes.
01:04:28That's my boy.
01:04:29That's my boy.
01:04:30All that college education
01:04:31and you turned out to be
01:04:33such a big idiot!
01:04:35What?
01:04:36Just shut your mouth!
01:04:38Why...
01:04:38Why do you hit me?
01:04:39You just destroyed
01:04:42three million dollars,
01:04:45you idiot!
01:04:46What?
01:04:46Three million dollars?
01:04:47You can't believe
01:04:48their story.
01:04:49It's obviously a knockoff.
01:04:50I have been collecting
01:04:51antiques longer
01:04:51than you've been alive
01:04:52and I know real
01:04:53from fake.
01:04:55It was worth
01:04:56more than three million
01:04:57until you ruined it!
01:05:01What?
01:05:02It's real?
01:05:05Ted,
01:05:07you bought this painting?
01:05:09Grandpa,
01:05:10this is my girlfriend.
01:05:11She's the one
01:05:12who brought it.
01:05:14Grandpa,
01:05:15I'm so sorry.
01:05:16It was intended
01:05:17to be your birthday gift
01:05:18but someone thought
01:05:20it was fake
01:05:20and tore it up.
01:05:22No,
01:05:23it cannot be real.
01:05:25No,
01:05:25I mean,
01:05:26he may be the
01:05:27nice head coach
01:05:28but he can't afford
01:05:29something like this.
01:05:30It has to be a fake,
01:05:32obviously.
01:05:34I got it.
01:05:35Ted must have stolen
01:05:36team clubs.
01:05:37He's been lying
01:05:38this whole time
01:05:38and now he says
01:05:39that they grabbed it
01:05:40from her collection?
01:05:42Come on.
01:05:43Call you cops.
01:05:45Alan,
01:05:46the truth is right
01:05:48in front of you.
01:05:48You just refuse to see it.
01:05:51Sweetheart,
01:05:52you're way too gorgeous
01:05:54to waste your time
01:05:56with a crook like him.
01:05:57Come with me instead.
01:05:59I can show you
01:06:00the high life.
01:06:02The high life?
01:06:03Of course.
01:06:05I'm the night security manager.
01:06:07I mean,
01:06:07what are we talking about here?
01:06:09This guy
01:06:09is just a criminal.
01:06:11If you don't want to end up
01:06:12in prison with him,
01:06:14you'll want to be
01:06:15on my side.
01:06:16You know what I mean?
01:06:17How dare you threaten her?
01:06:19Do you even know
01:06:20who she is?
01:06:21Sure I do.
01:06:23She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:25Ted,
01:06:26don't worry.
01:06:27Once you're locked up,
01:06:29I'm going to take
01:06:30a very good care of her.
01:06:33Well,
01:06:35I'm not going to jail,
01:06:37Alan.
01:06:38Actually,
01:06:39Grace
01:06:41owns the nights.
01:06:43What?
01:06:47You're lying.
01:06:50I told you
01:06:51I sent her the lie.
01:06:54Oh my God.
01:06:56No wonder
01:06:57she looked familiar.
01:06:59You truly
01:07:00are the night's
01:07:01owner.
01:07:03Oh my God.
01:07:04What have I done?
01:07:07You have a lot of men.
01:07:09First,
01:07:09you destroy
01:07:10a three million dollar
01:07:10painting of mine.
01:07:12And then you try
01:07:13hitting on me.
01:07:14Tell me,
01:07:15Alan,
01:07:16how do you plan
01:07:16on paying for this?
01:07:18Pay for that?
01:07:19Three million?
01:07:20Even if I sold myself,
01:07:22I could never
01:07:22pay that off.
01:07:23Oh.
01:07:25No,
01:07:26no,
01:07:26it's all
01:07:27misunderstood.
01:07:27I mean,
01:07:28he was just
01:07:28being impulsive.
01:07:29Please,
01:07:30please,
01:07:30please have mercy on us.
01:07:31Absolutely.
01:07:32A misunderstanding.
01:07:34Huh?
01:07:35Was it a
01:07:35misunderstanding
01:07:36when you assaulted us
01:07:38earlier?
01:07:38Ted,
01:07:40Alan absolutely
01:07:40knows he's wrong.
01:07:42Yes.
01:07:42We're very,
01:07:43very, very sorry.
01:07:44Can you let this go,
01:07:45please?
01:07:45Please.
01:07:47Obviously,
01:07:48you have
01:07:49loads of money.
01:07:51I mean,
01:07:51you're not going to
01:07:52miss a few million,
01:07:53but this would
01:07:54ruin my family.
01:07:57You want me to
01:07:58forgive him?
01:07:59Please.
01:08:01If I were the one
01:08:02who damaged
01:08:02the property,
01:08:03would you be so
01:08:04quick to forgive me?
01:08:05No.
01:08:07I don't know.
01:08:07I don't know.
01:08:08I don't know.
01:08:09I don't know.
01:08:11I don't know.
01:08:12But don't ever
01:08:13insult my father.
01:08:18Oliver,
01:08:18please.
01:08:19Please.
01:08:20I'm so sorry.
01:08:21I shouldn't have
01:08:21disrespected you.
01:08:22He's right.
01:08:23No, please.
01:08:24We're so sorry.
01:08:24Ted.
01:08:25We're so very sorry.
01:08:26We're so sorry.
01:08:26Ted,
01:08:27I'll do anything.
01:08:28Please forgive me.
01:08:29Please.
01:08:30You think money
01:08:31makes you better
01:08:32than everyone else?
01:08:33You have less class
01:08:34than a man begging
01:08:36on the streets.
01:08:38You will pay
01:08:39for what you've done.
01:08:42Here's the auction
01:08:43received from the
01:08:44painting.
01:08:45Amount three million.
01:08:47You have three days
01:08:48to pay in full.
01:08:53Also, Alan,
01:08:54you're fired from
01:08:55the nights permanently.
01:08:57Pendejo.
01:08:59Oh, Alan,
01:09:00I'm so sorry.
01:09:01If we had known
01:09:01he was so powerful,
01:09:02we'd never would have
01:09:03crossed him.
01:09:05Without time,
01:09:06you got a taste
01:09:06of your own words.
01:09:07Oh, Dad.
01:09:08Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:10Let's get into
01:09:11another room
01:09:11to celebrate
01:09:12your birthday.
01:09:13Welcome.
01:09:14Good idea.
01:09:15Girl.
01:09:24All right,
01:09:25your opponents
01:09:26for the finals
01:09:26are the Giants.
01:09:28Their opponent
01:09:29is Henry,
01:09:30so you need
01:09:30to be careful.
01:09:31He's really not
01:09:31the type
01:09:31to let things go.
01:09:32Relax.
01:09:33I got this.
01:09:35West?
01:09:39Your coach's license
01:09:40got revoked.
01:09:41How are you
01:09:42even allowed in here?
01:09:43If it weren't for Ted,
01:09:44I wouldn't be
01:09:44in this mess
01:09:45in the first place.
01:09:46Luckily,
01:09:47I need to pull
01:09:47some strings
01:09:48and pay the right
01:09:49people off.
01:09:50I'm the Giants
01:09:51assistant coach now.
01:09:53You tried
01:09:54every trick
01:09:55in the book
01:09:55to beat Ted.
01:09:56You're still lost.
01:09:59Don't try to blame
01:10:00him for your failure.
01:10:02This time's different.
01:10:03The Giants
01:10:04are a real powerhouse.
01:10:06Worth over
01:10:07$2 billion.
01:10:08I think that's
01:10:0820 times
01:10:09the amount
01:10:10of your
01:10:10pathetic team's
01:10:12budget.
01:10:13You'll never win.
01:10:19I've got a plan
01:10:20for the Giants.
01:10:22You.
01:10:26Please.
01:10:27If it were for you
01:10:27being my former
01:10:28assistant
01:10:28and knowing my
01:10:30plays,
01:10:31you wouldn't do
01:10:31one of my stuff.
01:10:32So what's cheating?
01:10:34Silly plays,
01:10:35huh?
01:10:36In the end,
01:10:37you're still
01:10:37a loser.
01:10:43No.
01:10:44You lost to Ted.
01:10:45You have the right
01:10:46to try to question
01:10:47his skill.
01:10:48Win.
01:10:49I win the championship?
01:10:52Not nothing
01:10:53else to say.
01:10:55You'll never win.
01:10:56How about a bet?
01:10:58Loser.
01:10:59Who's the winner?
01:11:01$10 million?
01:11:25The Giants,
01:11:27three-time defending
01:11:28champions,
01:11:29and the most
01:11:30dominant force
01:11:30in the league,
01:11:31face off the Knights
01:11:32today.
01:11:33They've been
01:11:34unstoppable
01:11:35under coach
01:11:36Ted Vincent
01:11:36and have 13
01:11:38straight wins.
01:11:39So,
01:11:41we will take
01:11:41home the trophy
01:11:42tonight.
01:11:43Here we go.
01:11:44The Knights push
01:11:45forward for their
01:11:45first offensive move
01:11:47and it is not
01:11:48looking good.
01:11:49There is a serious
01:11:50gap in their strength.
01:11:51The Giants' defense
01:11:52holds firm.
01:11:53They truly are
01:11:55the best.
01:11:55This is not good.
01:11:57I knew their
01:11:57physical stats were
01:11:58higher,
01:11:58but I didn't
01:11:59expect the
01:11:59difference to
01:12:00be this big.
01:12:01What's wrong,
01:12:02Ted?
01:12:03Getting just
01:12:04started,
01:12:04you can't choke
01:12:05yet.
01:12:06Three drives,
01:12:06can't even get
01:12:0720 yards.
01:12:08Fucking pathetic.
01:12:10Guess his luck
01:12:11ran out.
01:12:11Now that he's
01:12:12facing real talent,
01:12:13there's no way
01:12:13he's walking
01:12:14out of this
01:12:14one with a win.
01:12:17Coach,
01:12:18what do we
01:12:18do now?
01:12:20Trust me,
01:12:21I got this.
01:12:27Seriously,
01:12:28Ted,
01:12:28a field goal?
01:12:29Where's that
01:12:29fancy playbook?
01:12:31Come on,
01:12:31big shot.
01:12:32See a Hail Mary.
01:12:34Please.
01:12:34A guy with a
01:12:35busted leg
01:12:36trying to win
01:12:37a championship?
01:12:38What a joke!
01:12:40Couldn't move
01:12:41the ball once.
01:12:42There's no way
01:12:42he makes this
01:12:43kick.
01:12:43On this field,
01:12:45nothing speaks
01:12:46louder than points.
01:12:49The kick is up.
01:12:51And it's
01:12:52Thorne!
01:12:53The Knights
01:12:53score from
01:12:5450 yards back.
01:12:56Unbelievable.
01:12:57This is why
01:12:58we do what
01:12:59we do.
01:13:00Oh,
01:13:00it's awesome.
01:13:02What's up,
01:13:03why it's taken?
01:13:04Hey,
01:13:05as long as I'm
01:13:05here,
01:13:06you seem to
01:13:06lose.
01:13:22the next two.
01:13:24Believe me,
01:13:25despite the
01:13:26massive gap in
01:13:27scrape.
01:13:28The score is
01:13:28now 17-7.
01:13:30What the hell
01:13:31are you doing?
01:13:32This game's
01:13:33almost over.
01:13:34You stop that
01:13:35son of a bitch
01:13:35or you're
01:13:36fucking fired.
01:13:38You said you
01:13:39could beat this
01:13:39guy.
01:13:40If you lose this
01:13:41game, you'll be
01:13:41scrubbing fucking
01:13:42toilets.
01:13:44I have no other
01:13:45option.
01:13:47I can't win.
01:13:48Fucking useless.
01:13:49There's been
01:13:50fucking more
01:13:51of you.
01:13:51Useless!
01:13:58Good night,
01:13:58good night.
01:14:31Good night.
01:14:32Good night.
01:14:33Good night.
01:14:35Good night.
01:14:36thought it
01:14:37could happen. Nobody
01:14:38wanted it to.
01:14:39Besides me.
01:14:40But guess what?
01:14:42Tonight's our the
01:14:43NFL championship.
01:14:44You can sleep well
01:14:46tonight, mom.
01:14:46Fred, I know you won't be sleeping.
01:14:49You'll be doing a lot of other things tonight.
01:14:51And enjoy, my friend.
01:14:53You deserve it.
01:14:54The NFL Champion,
01:14:57Law Knights!
01:15:05Hey!
01:15:07How you going, Wes?
01:15:10You sure remember our bet?
01:15:14If I recall,
01:15:15it was a loser
01:15:17this game owes the other $10 million.
01:15:20And
01:15:21has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:23$10 million.
01:15:26I could work my whole life
01:15:27and not make that kind of money.
01:15:29Ted, have mercy.
01:15:31We used to be colleagues.
01:15:33Remember?
01:15:35I don't know.
01:15:37And if I'm forced on the NFL,
01:15:40you can't let him off like that.
01:15:42If it weren't for him,
01:15:43we wouldn't have been sabotaged.
01:15:45He costs our guys everything.
01:15:46He has to pay.
01:15:48Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:50Come on, coach. You can't let him get away with this.
01:16:02Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:06I never should have done what I did.
01:16:10And if you forgive me,
01:16:11I will do anything you ask.
01:16:15As per our bet,
01:16:18you
01:16:19leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:22But out of the kindness
01:16:23of my heart,
01:16:25I'll drop the $10 million.
01:16:27But
01:16:29you need to apologize
01:16:32to every
01:16:34single
01:16:35one of my players.
01:16:38Yeah.
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:39No, no problem.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:41Really sorry about it.
01:16:42Really, really sorry.
01:16:43Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:45Hey, man.
01:16:45Really sorry about it.
01:16:46Really sorry about it.
01:16:47Really sorry about it.
01:16:47You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:51I don't know.
01:16:52You!
01:16:52Son of a bitch.
01:16:54If it weren't for you,
01:16:55I wouldn't be forced out of the NFL.
01:16:57He told me to take out your players.
01:16:59He did.
01:17:00We're gonna tell him.
01:17:01I'm gonna report him to the police.
01:17:06Dammit!
01:17:07You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:09If one of your big fat mouth,
01:17:10I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:13Ted,
01:17:14it was all West.
01:17:17Look,
01:17:18so what?
01:17:18We have a beef between us.
01:17:21Come join my team.
01:17:22Help me win the next championship.
01:17:24Whatever you want,
01:17:26you got it.
01:17:27Aren't you worried that
01:17:29intentionally
01:17:30injuring other players
01:17:31is gonna get you expelled
01:17:32by the league?
01:17:35NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:37Unless the commissioner
01:17:38himself is involved in this,
01:17:41money can fix anything.
01:17:44Ted,
01:17:44you're wasting your time
01:17:45on this small team.
01:17:47Come join me.
01:17:48We'll build a super team.
01:17:50We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:17:55I'm gonna go ahead
01:17:56and
01:17:57politely decline your offer.
01:18:00But you know,
01:18:00I think you need to start
01:18:01figuring out how you're
01:18:04gonna explain all that
01:18:05to the commissioner.
01:18:07Davis,
01:18:08considering your egregious actions,
01:18:09all teams under your ownership
01:18:10are suspended
01:18:11immediately.
01:18:12You are banned from
01:18:13participating in the NFL
01:18:14in any capacity
01:18:15and fined
01:18:16100 million dollars.
01:18:18Come on, man.
01:18:19100 million dollars?
01:18:23Ted, work with me here.
01:18:24You can fix this.
01:18:26Tell him it was just
01:18:26a misunderstanding.
01:18:28It was just a joke.
01:18:32I don't know.
01:18:32Maybe you need to figure out
01:18:33how you're gonna pay
01:18:34that 100 million dollars, too.
01:18:35But you know,
01:18:36for a rich guy like you,
01:18:37that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:39Right?
01:18:42Alright boys,
01:18:42get him out of here.
01:18:43I'm tired of this.
01:18:44Hey, hey guys.
01:18:45Chill.
01:18:46Think about what you're doing!
01:18:47I can give you everything!
01:18:49I can give you everything!
01:18:50I'm sorry, Ted!
01:18:51What are you doing?!
01:18:58Grace.
01:19:00I got the championship.
01:19:04I've got the girl.
01:19:06Now,
01:19:10I'm gonna sign for my Christmas gift.
01:19:12Mmm.
01:19:16Ruling on the field.
01:19:18Stand.
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