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00:30The bottle is filled with water.
00:32This is very wrong, dear.
00:36Hurry up, the train will drop.
00:38Stop it!
00:40You're a fool!
00:41You're a fool of a fool!
00:43He's a fool of a fool of a fool.
00:46He's talking to his mouth and running.
00:50I don't know anything. I'm here.
00:52I'm talking to you.
00:52I'm talking to you.
01:00Hey, Raju!
01:02What are you talking about?
01:03I'm a fool of a fool.
01:04She was a fool of a fool.
01:06I brought you to me on the road.
01:09Whatever you do, you have to do it.
01:10You go and grab the train.
01:11What will you do?
01:13Nothing.
01:14I'll go to that girl with her.
01:16I'll tell her.
01:17She's a girl.
01:18She's a girl.
01:20She's a girl.
01:20She'll kill me.
01:26I'm a guy.
01:27No, no, no.
01:27Another thing...
01:28I'll take my head.
01:31I'll hit her.
01:33I'll kill her.
01:34And this girl needs to give her.
01:36Hey!
01:36Hey, Raju!
01:38Hey!
01:39Cheers, Raju!
01:40Hey, Raju!
01:41Hey, how am I doing?
01:42Who is looking at your eyes?
01:45Look at me.
01:46Look at me.
01:47I'm a lady, I'm a lady.
01:50foreign
01:58foreign
02:18I would like to keep my sister's face under my face, but my brother...
02:23What are you saying?
02:25You've said that I'm going to kill 1,000,000.
02:28My brother, you're a very good man.
02:31One, you're going to make a man in the house, and then when the time comes to price, you're going
02:36alone.
02:37How do you do that?
02:38Look, you're going to kill yourself, you're going to kill yourself.
02:42You're going to kill yourself, you're going to kill yourself.
02:43You're going to kill yourself.
02:45You're going to kill yourself, you're going to kill yourself.
02:47And if you're going to kill yourself, then...
02:50Why won't you kill yourself?
02:55You're going to kill yourself, you're going to kill yourself.
02:57Let's go to the Don, I'll ask for your loan.
03:00Come on, come on.
03:24What? You were saying that this is a problem.
03:29Sir, this is our own. Leave him alone.
03:34If you want, leave me alone.
03:38But leave him alone.
03:39Very good.
03:41Then you will give me my parents.
03:43Yes, I'll give you. I'll give you 20,000,000.
03:4640,000,000.
03:48What? You were the same.
03:5240,000,000.
03:53And that's also three days.
03:56Three days is a very small time.
03:5930 years of time.
04:02Okay.
04:05I'll give you 40,000,000,000.
04:07What?
04:08I'll give you 40,000,000.
04:10I'll give you 40,000,000.
04:13I'll give you 40,000,000.
04:16I'll give you 40,000,000.
04:16Please, leave her daughter.
04:18Okay.
04:19Hey, puppy.
04:20You'll give her daughter's daughter.
04:23Why?
04:31Come on.
04:33Come on.
04:33Come on.
04:34That's not my phone.
04:35That's not your phone.
04:36That's my phone.
04:37That's not your phone.
04:40Come on.
04:41Come on.
04:42That's not my phone.
04:43You'll tell me.
04:43I won't let it go.
04:46Come on.
04:46Come on.
04:46Get out of here.
04:47Hey!
04:52Which one you need to do?
04:55Baba, come here.
04:56This, this, this, this one's open.
04:59Open the door.
05:00Oh, stop!
05:02If you were to run or if you wanted to have a run,
05:05then I will stop.
05:06After three days, you will get your money.
05:09If you haven't got money, then your time is over.
05:26Peter
05:27Come on, Nany.
05:29You are so proud of me.
05:31The only thing you have to do with your baby.
05:32That's true.
05:35You are so proud of me.
05:37I was proud of you, but I was too proud of you.
05:41Don't worry, Nany.
05:42I am a dog.
05:48I am going to show you my head.
05:50Look!
05:55Is there a head in the police?
05:57No, no.
05:59Go to the ceiling.
06:00Go and take money and a rope.
06:08Hey, Ghotia.
06:09The new brother's brother.
06:11What is the money and a rope?
06:12What is the money?
06:15Go.
06:17This is the money.
06:19And this is the rope.
06:20Take a look.
06:24Let's go.
06:36This is not a shame.
06:38This is the time for my soul.
06:42Who will give me the money?
06:44Who will give me the money?
06:46Who will give me the money?
06:47Who will give me the money?
06:48I am going to die.
06:49I am going to die.
06:52Now I have to have one path.
06:54You have to pay me?
06:56You have to pay me?
06:56Every human has two kidneys.
07:00Two?
07:01But the human can live on one kidney.
07:03I am going to die.
07:07I am going to die.
07:17I am going to die.
07:31What are you talking about, Baba?
07:33I will go to my life.
07:36Who will give me a dollar?
07:37Oh, Baba?
07:40God!
07:42I am going to die for you.
07:44You are coming to die.
07:46The goddess is coming.
07:47You will come to die.
07:49You will shake your kidney to your soul?
07:51You will shake your mind.
07:54You will shake your mind.
07:54The goddess is coming.
07:56I am not talking about your kidneys.
07:58I'm talking about your kidneys and your eyes.
08:02What the hell?
08:04What the hell?
08:04Bhabu!
08:05You will kill me!
08:08You will kill me!
08:08You will kill me!
08:11I respect you so much!
08:13You will kill me!
08:17It's a tomato, Bhabu!
08:21What the hell?
08:24You will kill me!
08:26You will kill me!
08:27You will kill me!
08:31Bhabu, come on!
08:32Come on!
08:33You will kill me!
08:42You will kill me!
08:45You will kill me!
08:46You will kill me!
08:46How much do you kill me?
08:46Why do you increase your blood pressure?
08:47My mind is like that,
08:49she's in India,
08:50she killed her mother.
08:55You will kill me!
08:56You will kill me!
08:56You will kill me!
09:00Excuse me, young man!
09:03What is the blood pressure?
09:08What is the blood pressure?
09:14Who is the blood pressure?
09:20Who is the blood pressure?
09:26I don't know!
09:27You will kill me!
09:28The blood pressure is here!
09:29I will kill you!
09:31I will kill you!
09:32You will kill me!
09:34You will kill me!
09:35You will kill me!
09:36You will kill me!
09:38You will kill me!
09:40You will kill me!
09:41You will kill me!
09:43I will kill you!
09:46Let's go!
09:46Here's the blood pressure.
09:48There's a place on the police's throne.
09:50I've seen my eyes.
09:52I've seen the box in the room.
09:55He's put in the box.
09:56He's put in two bags.
09:58Three or four pounds.
10:00What a lie!
10:01He's gonna kill me!
10:03He's gonna kill you!
10:07And then...
10:08yes
10:08when you become a big brother
10:11brother
10:11brother
10:14who will become a big brother
10:16who will become a big brother
10:20my 50% don't forget
10:22you 50%
10:24my 50%
10:25other children
10:26hey
10:27i have to get out
10:29my little girl
10:30i have to get out
10:38brother
10:39my girl is killing me
10:42we are going to keep you
10:44wearing this dress
10:45and you are killing me
10:47and you are killing me
10:48he is killing me
10:52first class
10:54listen to me
10:56go here
10:56no, I don't have any kidney
10:57no, I don't have any kidney
10:59no, I don't have any kidney
11:02no, I don't have any kidney
11:08listen to me
11:09listen to me
11:10no, I don't have any kidney
11:11no, I don't have any kidney
11:14no, I don't have any kidney
11:14no, I don't have any kidney
11:16I have to listen to my teeth
11:20they were talking about 4 crore
11:23they were talking about
11:24they were talking about their kidney
11:26go to the police station
11:28why did they bring us here?
11:28why did they bring us here?
11:30I have a nice plan
11:32what do you know?
11:33that woman and her man
11:35when they leave the house
11:36we will go to the house
11:39like they will take the money
11:40and they will take the money
11:41and they will take the money
11:43and how much money for her?
11:4740,000,000?
11:4840,000,000?
11:5040,000,000?
11:51and they will take the money
11:51so that woman has 10,000,000
11:5340,000,000?
11:55and then 3,000,000,000?
11:57and then we will get the money
12:00left the bounce
12:02and leave the bullock
12:02and get back
12:03and leave the cash
12:04in order to take the money
12:05and then we are paying the money
12:08the money
12:10what the money is?
12:13I'm not going to die.
12:14We are going to take a road.
12:15We will put it in jail for breaking the rope.
12:17Baba, don't forget to tell us.
12:19We are planning to do again.
12:20First of all, we are getting lost.
12:22They are going to pay $40,000,000.
12:24Baba, they are going to pay $40,000,000.
12:25Baba, what will they give you?
12:29What will they give you to the baby?
12:31I will murder you.
12:34Baba, I am saying,
12:35let the burial and the burial and the burial.
12:37Let the burial.
12:37I will give you.
12:38I will give you the burial.
12:42I will give you the burial.
12:45I will kill you.
12:46You are going to kill me.
12:47I am going to kill you.
12:49Do you understand?
12:50You understand us.
12:53Then tomorrow I will tell you,
12:54I am saying,
12:57I am saying,
12:58I am saying,
12:59I am saying,
13:01I am saying,
13:01I am saying,
13:02you are saying,
13:03I am saying,
13:05this is the right way.
13:07This is the right way.
13:10How is the right way?
13:13I am saying,
13:14this is the right way.
13:23Do you have any other way?
13:34Where will you bring the band from, Raju?
13:46Don't you think about it. I'll just do it. Don't you think about it.
13:50Yes, in this book, all the bands, all 15 bands have been in the Paris.
13:54And the three bands have been in the international market.
14:05Oh, I didn't.
14:12Thank you, Sergi.
14:15Teddy, I thought you won't come back until time.
14:20You don't want to close now. What do you say?
14:22Ok, but you don't even know what happens when you have.
14:28Teddy, you've got 50 bands to pay.
14:32Listen, your support doesn't exist.
14:34has no idea?
14:35Hey !
14:36Look at me!
14:37I don't get a ring for my purse!
14:38I don't get a ring for it!
14:40A ring?
14:43A ring?
14:45Sir, if I put that ring with that ring with the ring with that ring,
14:49then I'll give you this ring with that ring?
14:50Sir, it's my responsibility!
14:52Just give me two days.
14:54I'll give it you!
14:56Okay!
14:57If you put that ring with that ring with the ring,
15:00then I'll give you my advice.
15:06foreign
15:15foreign
15:18foreign
15:20It's going to happen.
15:21It's going to happen.
15:32The chloroform is coming.
15:33Let's go.
15:36Let's go.
15:37One minute.
15:40Let's go.
15:45Who is it?
15:46What is it?
16:03We are getting to the water.
16:04And this is the water.
16:06What is it?
16:08What is it?
16:08But the water was calling it 15.
16:10Oh yeah.
16:11In the water, we are putting a 17 in it.
16:13Two extra.
16:14It will be happy.
16:15And listen.
16:16These are the water.
16:16We will buy the water for a while.
16:1850-50.
16:18What are you saying?
16:20But I didn't say to my father.
16:21No, I didn't.
16:22Hello, Dad.
16:23There are three buttons.
16:25Which three buttons?
16:27I got a number of 15.
16:29Where are these three buttons?
16:31Where are these three buttons?
16:33I don't know how to tell them.
16:35Where are you?
16:37I'll give you something.
16:39I'll give you.
16:40I'll give you.
16:41I'll give you.
16:41I'll give you.
16:431 and 1, 11.
16:45Why don't you listen to me?
16:46Where are the buttons?
16:51You'll go in school.
16:53You'll have to ask yourself.
16:54You'll have to ask yourself.
16:58Don't forget to ask yourself.
16:59Don't forget to ask yourself.
16:596-6 buttons are on the back.
17:01Where are these three buttons?
17:03That's right.
17:05I'm going to send you.
17:06What?
17:07I'm going to send you.
17:10Who was that button?
17:12I'll give you.
17:14I'll give you.
17:15Whatever I want to give you.
17:16I'll give you.
17:16I'll give you.
17:17I'll give you.
17:18I'll give you.
17:19But you've got a button.
17:20Who's going to send you?
17:22Now they're staying.
17:23How do I know?
17:27I'm going to send you.
17:28I'm going to send you.
17:28This is true.
17:29This is true.
17:30This is true.
17:31This is true.
17:32The door's burning.
17:33It's too late.
17:34It's very tight.
17:36What's the time is getting caught?
17:38Hey, leave.
17:39It's not going to.
17:39Oh, God.
17:40If it's going to get caught,
17:41then just throw it in two or four.
17:43Oh, who is going to the back of the bed?
17:47Is that still open?
17:49I'll give you.
17:52I'm going to the back of the bed.
17:54I'll give you a hint.
17:55That's right.
17:55It will happen.
17:57It's my hint.
17:58A little hint.
17:58A little whisper..
17:59Eee-hoo!
18:00Brrrrrraa!
18:01Shh!
18:02Brrrrr!
18:04Brrrrrr!
18:05Brrrrrr!
18:05Ooh-ha-ha!
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