00:00Hey, Dad.
00:01I hate this boyfriend of your sweetheart.
00:03Oh, why don't we give you kids some privacy?
00:05Bye.
00:06I can't believe my dad.
00:07I mean, you're no creep, but he doesn't know that.
00:08I bet he wouldn't write you off if he found us in my bed when he got home.
00:12If that's what it takes to fight prejudice, I am willing to make the sacrifice.
00:17Maybe we prove a point to my dad in a less Break J.J. kind of way?
00:21I'm a DiMeo.
00:23Two things drive me.
00:24Love and spite.
00:26This has both.
00:27If you need me, call me.
00:29Thanks for helping out, Brad.
00:31No problem.
00:32I tried to show your dad that I'm a man.
00:34I wound up showing you that I'm not.
00:37Everyone needs help sometimes.
00:39Okay, fine.
00:39It was hard getting you up here, but you're the only boy I want to be up here with right
00:43now.
00:43Hi, Daddy.
00:44Kid, if you don't get out of my daughter's bed, I'm not sure if this is offensive.
00:47I'm going to put my left foot so far up your ass, and you got five seconds.
00:50Five, three and a half.
00:53Oh, boy.
00:53And if I ever see you in my house again, you're a dead man.
00:56Let me know if I'm hurting you, okay?
00:57Should put you through a wall.
00:58I got you.
00:59If someone already rented the movie you wanted, you were out of luck.
01:02No!
01:03Temple of Doom is checked out.
01:04Just pick any movie.
01:05Look, rhinestone.
01:06Rambo sings in it.
01:07Does Rambo sing while ripping a man's heart out of his chest?
01:10The return bin.
01:11If your movie was in there, it was like winning the lottery.
01:15Yes!
01:16You have a movie out.
01:17Please check again.
01:18I just want to watch my movie.
01:19Okay, how much do I owe you?
01:21To restore your account, you would have to purchase the unreturned video, which would be $59.99.
01:29My father had found the video he swore he had returned.
01:32Nothing.
01:33Is that Slapshot?
01:34You swore you returned it.
01:35End the stupid feud and return the movie.
01:38Nope.
01:38Well, what have we here?
01:40Just take the tape, and I no longer owe you $59.
01:44That is correct.
01:45You now owe me $106.75.
01:50What are you talking about?
01:50That's crazy.
01:51Late fees.
01:5261 days overdue times $175, and let's see.
01:57Yes, definitely.
01:58A $2 rewind fee.
02:00I am never coming in here again.
02:02Ever!
02:02That's what I said.
02:03And Slapshot is a great movie.
02:06What's in the bag?
02:07Tell me it's Indiana Jones.
02:09Even better.
02:10Who needs a movie when you've got a video game machine?
02:14$21.62.
02:16Oh, I'll put this back.
02:17I only have a $20.
02:18No, you're good.
02:19I insist.
02:20Look.
02:21Just go.
02:22Okay.
02:23Go.
02:24I appreciate it.
02:24See you tomorrow.
02:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:26Hey, heads up.
02:28It's on, baby.
02:30Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:31Empty the register now.
02:32Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:33What's going on?
02:33Empty the register now.
02:34All right, take it easy, man.
02:36What's going on here?
02:37Come on, get the cat.
02:37All good.
02:38Everything's all right.
02:39Listen, I just work here.
02:41I don't have the cop.
02:42Quit stalling.
02:45Don't work here.
02:50Here, now you two bananas show up.
02:52Get them out of here.
02:54What are these?
02:56Cigarettes.
02:57People used to light the tips on fire and inhale the smoke.
03:01The odor is very interesting.
03:05What is it?
03:07It is called a cigarette.
03:10The aroma is most pleasing.
03:12Yes.
03:13Dr. Finn says it is the result of...
03:16What are you doing?
03:18I was curious to taste it.
03:20It is not food.
03:25Dr. Finn said the tip is to be ignited and the smoke inhaled.
03:34The sensation is wonderful.
03:37I have never experienced such a flavor.
03:41I feel as if I had been standing my entire life and I just sat down.
03:45We must have more.
03:48Five hundred cigarettes.
03:49Five hundred cigarettes.
03:50Five hundred cigarettes.
03:50Five hundred cigarettes.
03:50Five hundred cigarettes.
03:51Five hundred cigarettes.
03:51Five hundred cigarettes.
03:51Five hundred cigarettes.
03:52Five hundred cigarettes.
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