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00:00:16Okay, in your own turn.
00:00:18What?
00:00:20Tell us about you.
00:00:22What do you mean?
00:00:24Who you are, where you're from, where you're going tomorrow.
00:00:27Sel Sanderson, from the VIN, going to London.
00:00:30Sel, get on with it.
00:00:31You never said anything about standing in the middle of the road looking like a dickhead.
00:00:35Last time, man, okay, I'm going to London, meet my sister Maggie,
00:00:39her friend Liz, we're going to buy a van, do the Europe tour.
00:00:41Hey, Sel, shake your dick!
00:00:48God, what?
00:00:51Well, welcome to the VIN.
00:00:54I'm going away.
00:00:56I need help everything go.
00:00:59I'll do it by what you do today.
00:01:02I'm taking care of what I am, I'm going to say.
00:01:06I need to be the one who's in my mind.
00:01:10I need to be the one who's in my mind.
00:01:12I need to be the one who's in my mind.
00:01:16I'm going to be the one who's in my mind.
00:01:33Okay, that's Maggie over here in the blue, right?
00:01:35Now just keep out of sight.
00:01:42So, is she like you a little small-town girl who's been corrupted by the big wide world?
00:01:47Yeah, why?
00:01:47Like, she's never left the VIN.
00:01:49You had an adult now.
00:01:50I had so.
00:01:52No, she's, um, actually, she was trying to be a nun.
00:01:54But it was just a little bit too exciting for her, so she let that go.
00:01:58No, she's kind of, um, assertive.
00:02:01Brilliant.
00:02:02Smart.
00:02:03Hey!
00:02:03Beautiful.
00:02:04Amazing.
00:02:06Maggie, man, I've been sitting here for hours, I don't know.
00:02:08Aww.
00:02:12This is my little sister, Sarah.
00:02:15Sorry.
00:02:16Oh, my God, you're here.
00:02:17I have to get a picture.
00:02:18You're here to see all?
00:02:21These guys.
00:02:22No, man, turn that way.
00:02:23What?
00:02:23Maggie, Maggie, Maggie.
00:02:24The crew.
00:02:25The crew!
00:02:26Oh, my God.
00:02:28All right, we're going.
00:02:29What?
00:02:29What crew?
00:02:30The crew?
00:02:31Yeah, yeah, the crew.
00:02:33No, I don't know what he's talking about.
00:02:34I left you guys a message with your flatmate.
00:02:36We don't have a flatmate.
00:02:37Yeah, you do.
00:02:38The evil guy.
00:02:39He said he lived with you.
00:02:42Okay, okay.
00:02:43Oh, no.
00:02:44Okay.
00:02:44These guys, right, are going to follow us on a little vacation around Europe.
00:02:52So, what are you talking about?
00:02:53We're going to be in a documentary.
00:02:55A doco.
00:02:56Where's it showing?
00:02:56For TV in New Zealand.
00:02:58It's good.
00:02:59I can't believe you guys are...
00:03:00Okay, we'll talk.
00:03:02Let's go.
00:03:02Welcome to London, sir.
00:03:04Have you got transport?
00:03:05Yeah, thanks.
00:03:06We're fine.
00:03:06Yeah, that's not what I'm going to be talking about.
00:03:08That's not what I'm going to be talking about.
00:03:08That's not what I'm going to be talking about.
00:03:08Hey, Mum, you're so good to go.
00:03:11Oh, come on.
00:03:14You're so late.
00:03:16That's great, mate.
00:03:17You wanted me to come over.
00:03:18Yeah, alone, like a normal person.
00:03:21Well, I told you I had no money.
00:03:23I couldn't afford to get over here.
00:03:24Oh, shit, sir.
00:03:25What do you expect us to say?
00:03:27They paid my ear for you.
00:03:29Oh, good on you.
00:03:29Well done.
00:03:30Hey, I signed a contract, okay?
00:03:47Hi.
00:03:47Hi.
00:03:48I guess you guys better come in.
00:03:54Okay, you guys.
00:03:56If you do like one of the bands, all right,
00:03:59you guys have to give me a little code, right?
00:04:01I don't want to get ripped off.
00:04:03So give me a little signal.
00:04:04Yeah, like...
00:04:06Does that work?
00:04:06Megan, can you work?
00:04:07Show me.
00:04:09How about you cover your right eye with your right hand
00:04:13for white, I like it, white, white, white, white.
00:04:15Left for...
00:04:17Left alone.
00:04:18Best left alone.
00:04:19Brilliant.
00:04:20That is brilliant.
00:04:20Just keep it real sakura.
00:04:32Jackie, look at this one.
00:04:34Oh, my gosh.
00:04:38This is definitely the best one so far.
00:04:40Oh, my gosh.
00:04:41Grind the bells.
00:04:44Yeah, yeah, grind it right down.
00:04:45Feels really good when you're driving it, eh?
00:04:47Not about it.
00:04:48Hey, Sal.
00:04:49Back tires are real bald, eh, mate?
00:04:51Not the price of those off.
00:04:52Yeah.
00:04:53That's a pretty tiny plug, eh?
00:04:55Yeah, they're all right, though.
00:04:55I'll give you $13.50.
00:04:57Once you get overseas, you don't have to worry about that sort of stuff, eh?
00:05:00Your legal is.
00:05:01Any company.
00:05:01Nah, it looks nice.
00:05:02This is all new paint job.
00:05:03Yeah, what is that?
00:05:04Was it in an accident?
00:05:04Sal!
00:05:05Yeah, all right.
00:05:06Come on.
00:05:06$14.50, take it a little bit.
00:05:08He's angling with him.
00:05:09You can't take any less than that, eh?
00:05:13You guys really aren't helping.
00:05:15Come on, it's good.
00:05:16We should get it.
00:05:17It's sturdy, don't you think?
00:05:19You think it's a good one?
00:05:20Okay.
00:05:20Yeah, yeah, it's great.
00:05:21Okay, well, do you want it?
00:05:22Yeah.
00:05:23Okay, we'll get it.
00:05:23Easy.
00:05:24Easy, easy.
00:05:25Good thing, good thing.
00:05:28What are you doing?
00:05:30I thought we'd just stop in here and get a quote.
00:05:32A quote for what?
00:05:33Tyres, the battery, the brakes, the exhaust.
00:05:35Excuse me?
00:05:36Why don't you guys fix up the curtains while I'm going?
00:05:52These guys aren't coming with you.
00:05:53No, thanks.
00:05:56You're a dead, ugly cameraman, mate.
00:05:58Look at his hair.
00:05:59Scott, what have you been doing in London since you've been here?
00:06:02Yeah, but tell them why you've been up to in London.
00:06:03I'm working in a hospital.
00:06:05Are you a doctor?
00:06:06Yeah, I'm a doctor.
00:06:07No, I'm not a doctor.
00:06:08I'm on this great screen, right?
00:06:091,000 pounds, 10 days.
00:06:12Bullshit.
00:06:12No bullshit.
00:06:13You go in there, right?
00:06:15Yeah.
00:06:15You're just allowed to drink and it'll take any drugs.
00:06:17Because we're testing drugs, right?
00:06:19So you like your guinea pig, right?
00:06:21Yeah, yeah, but it's great.
00:06:21You get to play PlayStation, trick them in the corridors, you get to take your drips in
00:06:26and out, you're on blood tests sometimes.
00:06:31I've got a really big penis now.
00:06:35I'm going to go on empty it.
00:06:41He's got nuts.
00:06:42No, I think he's good.
00:06:43I think we should ask him again.
00:06:44No way, he's quite social.
00:06:45Come on, you two.
00:06:46He's good.
00:06:47He's got money and it's from Napier.
00:06:49I'm having very good credentials.
00:07:14I think we should party hard and no-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one.
00:07:26No techno.
00:07:27It's important how we pay for things and plan for things.
00:07:30Yes, very simple.
00:07:31Okay, okay, okay.
00:07:32So we all take turns filling the van up.
00:07:34Making any extra taxes.
00:07:35Get out evenly.
00:07:36And no smoking in the van.
00:07:38What?
00:07:38No smoking in the van.
00:07:40Oh, well, he stopped the van because I'm getting out.
00:07:43Sorry, but it's disgusting.
00:07:45And the front sink?
00:07:46No.
00:07:46Put the window open.
00:07:47No.
00:07:48Another?
00:07:49Hook me up, Scotty.
00:07:57I don't know.
00:08:05I don't know.
00:08:09What is love to this to eat?
00:08:23That's our body of water, mate.
00:08:25Ocean.
00:08:26Big wave, frothy, tsunami.
00:08:31Tsunami.
00:08:31Did you get into it?
00:08:32Hey.
00:08:33Did you go in?
00:08:33The body of water.
00:08:35Yeah, I love to.
00:08:36Ah, interesting.
00:08:38Interesting.
00:08:39Stop.
00:08:39This is such a...
00:08:40That's what I mean.
00:08:41Okay, so, okay, so the body of water represents your attitude towards sex, huh?
00:08:48No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:50You're getting great answers.
00:08:51Now, look, you had this, you had this, um, deep still pond, right, with lovers flicking around,
00:08:56and then there was green here.
00:08:58Liz, you had this lake, red blood lake that you'd only get into with a, with a wetsuit on.
00:09:05And you, Sal, are diving straight into this crashing tsunami.
00:09:11So you carry on along the road, right?
00:09:13Let's not get stuck on the sex thing, right?
00:09:15So we carry on along the road, and we come across a wall.
00:09:18Just back at the sex thing.
00:09:19Back at the sex thing, mate.
00:09:21What's your one?
00:09:21Mine.
00:09:22The gutter.
00:09:22Mine's like the Niagara Falls, right?
00:09:25Oh, really?
00:09:26Lots of tourists there with their cameras.
00:09:28Yeah, but they never go to the camera.
00:09:29They never go there.
00:09:31I don't know.
00:09:32I don't know.
00:09:34I don't know.
00:09:39I don't know.
00:09:39You guys, you've got Chartres.
00:09:42Well, what kind of person that sells Chartres?
00:09:45No, no, no, it's incredible.
00:09:46They've got this big cathedral.
00:09:48They're supposed to be a famous example of Gothic art.
00:09:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:52Changer Brutes.
00:09:53Changer Brutes.
00:09:54Changer Brutes.
00:09:55Yeah, so that's the right after the cast of Moose.
00:09:58Which means another nut.
00:10:00I can't get French.
00:10:02Boy, you don't want to go to Paris, look.
00:10:04I do want to go to Paris.
00:10:05Well, well, happy Paris.
00:10:07Can't do both things.
00:10:08Paris, Paris.
00:10:18Bad blitz before you're drinking.
00:10:20Things are going very well here.
00:10:22Totally.
00:10:26Give us a light.
00:10:27No.
00:10:30Do you see that?
00:10:31Right here.
00:10:32Oh, do it again.
00:10:34Watch this.
00:10:35This is magic.
00:10:36I like it.
00:10:40Oh, that's good.
00:10:42Isn't that good?
00:10:43That's good.
00:10:45Your mum taught you that one.
00:10:47Free school training.
00:10:48No, no, no.
00:10:49No, a girl taught me that one.
00:10:51Actually.
00:10:52Oh, yeah.
00:10:53A girl.
00:10:54A girl I quite like called Jenny.
00:10:57See?
00:10:58Jenny who?
00:11:01Jenny Craig.
00:11:02Jenny Craig.
00:11:03And why'd you break up with her?
00:11:05Wouldn't give me any sense.
00:11:08Did you have a disease?
00:11:10No.
00:11:12Because she wasn't put out.
00:11:13The plaque.
00:11:15Oh, my God.
00:11:19Go.
00:11:20Where are we going?
00:11:24Let's go.
00:11:48Maggie, why did you wake up naked this morning?
00:11:52I did not.
00:11:53Do you remember?
00:11:55Do you remember what you did last night, Maggie?
00:11:57Sal, piss off.
00:11:58I don't want to be mum, but it wasn't very responsible getting drunk like that and getting...
00:12:02Guess where that was, mate.
00:12:03...leave the campsite.
00:12:04I'll just piss off.
00:12:05Oh, I must have slept on something really uncomfortable last night.
00:12:08What about you, Sal?
00:12:10Hey, Scott, come here for a time.
00:12:13Let's check this engine.
00:12:20Um...
00:12:23Can we just forget about the ocean?
00:12:30You know, about, um, swimming.
00:12:35Yeah, yeah.
00:12:36Tsunamis.
00:12:37Yeah, yeah, right, right.
00:12:39So, yeah, okay, then, uh...
00:12:42Like, uh, no more red strokes from now on.
00:12:46Yeah.
00:12:47Like, it's a crowded beach, you know?
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:51Yeah, yeah.
00:12:53Nothing personal, right?
00:12:54Right.
00:12:57So, I don't know.
00:12:59It's a rubber clamp or a loose just...
00:13:01It's nothing.
00:13:02We didn't even open up the engine cover.
00:13:03I don't know what you're talking about.
00:13:04You're an idiot.
00:13:04Well, did you look at the tyre, then?
00:13:05No, I didn't look at the tyre.
00:13:06Well, that's what I'm saying to the tyre.
00:13:09Hey, relax.
00:13:20What do you mean I eat this bread?
00:13:22It's bread.
00:13:22I eat my bread.
00:13:23I eat this bread.
00:13:24Rye bread.
00:13:25What?
00:13:26Let's see.
00:13:26This isn't rye bread.
00:13:28This is a rock.
00:13:29Who is rye bread?
00:13:30What, you can't eat this bread?
00:13:31No, because I'm allergic to wheat and dairy.
00:13:33You can't eat bread and butter.
00:13:34Or cheese.
00:13:35Yeah, well, that knife had cheese on it.
00:13:38It's 320.
00:13:39You were right.
00:13:41You were close.
00:13:41Eh, I was right.
00:13:43320.75 metres counting.
00:13:45That's the transform mark.
00:13:47Half of which is made completely out of wood.
00:13:49Imported from New Zealand because they ran out of steel halfway through.
00:13:54Yeah, and then they covered it with spit and mud.
00:13:56And that's where you get the glow of the sun.
00:13:57No, it could have been also nittance out of French berets.
00:14:00Yeah, it was.
00:14:01And moustaches.
00:14:01And moustaches.
00:14:02And they trained frogs to jump from the top to the bottom.
00:14:05Let's go up again.
00:14:06It's the same for him, isn't he?
00:14:07Build up his legs so we can eat them.
00:14:14Good car, guys.
00:14:15What are you looking for up there, Scott?
00:14:16I'm looking for the engine bay, which is around the back of the car.
00:14:21Yes.
00:14:23Is this bad?
00:14:24Oh, I don't know.
00:14:25Wait a minute.
00:14:27Is it money bad?
00:14:29Oh, yes.
00:14:31Oh, yes, mate.
00:14:32This is very bad.
00:14:34Oh, no.
00:14:34It's going to cost us a lot of money.
00:14:36A lot.
00:14:37We don't have any more money.
00:14:38I know.
00:14:38I know we don't.
00:14:39Oh, this is a nightmare.
00:14:41You're telling me.
00:14:42Well, how can we get the parts to fix it?
00:14:44How can we get the money?
00:14:44I don't know if we'll ever be able to get the parts to fix it.
00:14:47I don't know if they make them.
00:14:49It's not that funny.
00:14:50In fact, I don't even know what this part is.
00:14:52This is odd.
00:14:54Well, that's not going to work, is it?
00:14:57That's done.
00:14:57That's totally done.
00:14:59What's done?
00:15:00Done.
00:15:02Well done.
00:15:03Like a dinner.
00:15:06Have a drive, sir.
00:15:08Oh, merci, monsieur.
00:15:10Okay, let's go, pants.
00:15:15Here we are, driving through the beautiful French countryside.
00:15:20That's our crew truck.
00:15:23Scott's lost the use of his arms.
00:15:28Charming.
00:15:35Hey, let's stop for lunch.
00:15:36No, Liz, we're not stopping again.
00:15:37And so, I have a very fast metabolism I have to eat.
00:15:40No!
00:15:42Paella?
00:15:43Uh, productos lacta?
00:15:45No trego?
00:15:46Just get some chips.
00:15:48Productos lacta.
00:15:49Get a fucking cake.
00:15:50Productos lacto?
00:15:50I have an allergy.
00:15:52No productos lacto.
00:15:53No, I think no.
00:15:54La paella no lleva productos lacto, no?
00:15:56But you.
00:15:57Get a carrot, right?
00:15:58Look, do you want to know what happens to me?
00:16:00I get rashes, I get bleeding noises.
00:16:01Give her a cream bun.
00:16:13Give her a cream bun.
00:16:18No try.
00:16:19Good job.
00:16:20Robbo, do you want to know what happens to me?
00:16:21Oh, I've been like drinking with the ball.
00:16:22Oh, my.
00:16:22I get all the energy I have to go.
00:16:24I'm coming in.
00:16:25That's all.
00:16:25You're really rude.
00:16:30You're really rude.
00:16:35I'm going! This is horrible!
00:16:37I know that! This is Newcastle,
00:16:39and this is the police!
00:16:40This is the police!
00:16:43This is the police!
00:16:45You do what you need to do!
00:16:46This is the police!
00:16:48We can't wait!
00:16:50We can't wait!
00:16:51Let go!
00:16:54We're from you!
00:16:56Stop it!
00:16:57We're from you!
00:17:00What are you doing?
00:17:03We're coming with you!
00:17:05We'll be fine! We're the professionals!
00:17:07We're going to be moving fast!
00:17:09What are you doing?
00:17:21Move!
00:17:31What are you doing?
00:17:32There's 1,400 bulls coming towards me!
00:17:35I jump up!
00:17:36I know I jump up on a lamppost!
00:17:40Well, apparently, mate,
00:17:42I'm the first person
00:17:43because I dropped down on that beast
00:17:45and rode him, mate,
00:17:46for, like, eight, nine blocks!
00:17:49I've got bull cancer!
00:17:50Do you see my bull cancer?
00:17:51We want it!
00:17:53Where is it?
00:17:54Oh, shit!
00:17:55Put it away!
00:17:57Put it away, now!
00:18:01Yeah, let's go, let's go!
00:18:03You guys ready?
00:18:04Do we have to?
00:18:05Yes, we have to!
00:18:06There's eight more days left!
00:18:07I'm just getting warmed up!
00:18:08Why don't we just get drunk?
00:18:12Yeah, roger, roger.
00:18:13Exactly what I'm planning.
00:18:14After I roll with the bulls!
00:18:17Come on, man, let's go, let's divert!
00:18:18Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:18:19No, no, no, no,
00:18:20I'm just gonna hang here for a while
00:18:22and maybe go for a walk later.
00:18:24Oh, yeah, mate.
00:18:25It's the, um, bull chasing
00:18:27really getting to, mate.
00:18:28Why don't you get Liz
00:18:29to rub some ointment on it, eh?
00:18:31Why don't you, Sal?
00:18:33Dream on the bone, boy.
00:18:36Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:18:37Ugly pants, I warned you.
00:18:38What?
00:18:38Not before nine, mate.
00:18:40You go away
00:18:40and you put something on your face
00:18:42because it's looking nasty today.
00:18:46Yeah!
00:18:54Have you got, um, hokey pokey?
00:18:56No te entendo.
00:18:58Hokey pokey ice cream.
00:19:00Hokey pokey!
00:19:01Don't talk to someone like that, Sal.
00:19:03No, he can't understand it.
00:19:04You don't know that.
00:19:06They won't have hokey pokey.
00:19:08Fuck ass?
00:19:08Sal!
00:19:09No te entendo, eh?
00:19:09No, no.
00:19:11I don't understand anything.
00:19:12Put that finger in the neck there
00:19:13and you've got to stretch this baby up
00:19:15and over
00:19:16and that must apply pressure.
00:19:17No, your hands won't be too small
00:19:18because a girl talked to me.
00:19:19I just put my hands there
00:19:20to keep yours safe
00:19:22and you've broken the match.
00:19:24I'll give you one more go.
00:19:24Your girl must have had very big hands.
00:19:26Are you sure she was a girl?
00:19:27Yes.
00:19:28Oh!
00:19:29Yes, I'm sure she was a girl.
00:19:30What do you mean, was she a girl?
00:19:32Um, hang on.
00:19:34No, she wasn't a girl.
00:19:36That's why that bit of tape was trapping it back.
00:19:38I'm sure of it.
00:19:40No valid.
00:19:40What?
00:19:42Eh?
00:19:43No valid.
00:19:44Not valid as drawn on.
00:19:46I told you that.
00:19:47Can you get us?
00:19:48Where's your money?
00:19:49Where's your other money?
00:19:50In the van.
00:19:51Haven't you got anything else with you?
00:19:52Just pay the man.
00:19:53No.
00:19:54Sal!
00:19:54What?
00:19:54You can't leave all your stuff in the van.
00:19:57Pay the guy.
00:19:57These are melting.
00:19:58Hello, we're in a foreign country
00:20:00and we're staying in a campsite
00:20:01where people get ripped off all the time.
00:20:04Where's your passport?
00:20:05In the van.
00:20:06I'm not carrying my passport around with me all day, am I?
00:20:09Sal!
00:20:10This isn't live-in.
00:20:12You have to...
00:20:12Relax, Maggie.
00:20:13We're on holiday.
00:20:14Remember?
00:20:15We're having fun.
00:20:16A lot of people want me not to see her, you know.
00:20:19She'd break your heart.
00:20:20Scotty and all that sort of stuff.
00:20:23Quite a sexually active sort of a girl.
00:20:27So I sort of held out, right?
00:20:30And...
00:20:31I give her excuses, you know, like, um...
00:20:34Like, I've got to go home and...
00:20:37Wash my hair.
00:20:39Yeah, got work in the morning, whatever.
00:20:41But she didn't really buy that.
00:20:43So...
00:20:47You know, so finally we, um...
00:20:51Did it.
00:20:56And...
00:20:57Three days later she...
00:20:59Dumps me and...
00:21:04See, I told you.
00:21:05You didn't want to know.
00:21:07I'm not a carlet.
00:21:10Sorry.
00:21:12Shall I jump in?
00:21:14No.
00:21:15No.
00:21:16Fuck off, man!
00:21:17No way!
00:21:17Yes, man!
00:21:18No!
00:21:19Yes!
00:21:20Oh, jump!
00:21:22Oh, jump!
00:21:22I want a jump!
00:21:23Oh, jump!
00:21:24Get me up there!
00:21:25Get me up there!
00:21:26Actually, we heard about something today which sounds fantastic.
00:21:28Tom and Tina.
00:21:29Have you heard of that?
00:21:30Oh?
00:21:30Yes, I have.
00:21:32Actually, I have.
00:21:33No, no, no.
00:21:34It sounds absolutely amazing.
00:21:36It's a huge, huge tomato festival.
00:21:38Sal, you'd love it.
00:21:39They get, like, hurling sort of food fights.
00:21:41Tons and tons and tons.
00:21:43They bring truckloads of tomatoes.
00:21:44They bring truckloads of tomatoes.
00:21:45Huge tomato party, right?
00:21:46To this little town.
00:21:48Tomato food party.
00:21:49Thousands of people come just from all over the place.
00:21:51And they're sort of, they're knee-deep.
00:21:52They're knee-deep in tomatoes.
00:21:53Yeah.
00:21:54Where, where, where?
00:21:55And then they put them everywhere.
00:21:57In Spain.
00:21:58Yes!
00:21:58And they bring in the fryer.
00:21:59When is it?
00:21:59It's like a day's drive, right?
00:22:01Yeah.
00:22:01When?
00:22:02Day after tomorrow.
00:22:02Ah, so we'd have to leave, just think of the morning.
00:22:06Back up.
00:22:07Back up.
00:22:09Leave pants.
00:22:14Okay, pants is on for how many days?
00:22:16Mm.
00:22:17Nine.
00:22:18We've been here for.
00:22:19Mm.
00:22:19Two.
00:22:20I thought that we said that we could change our plans.
00:22:23Come on, Sal, it would be wicked.
00:22:24Well, you can change yours, Scott.
00:22:25Go for it.
00:22:26Well, I am.
00:22:27I've just told you that I'd like to go to the tea.
00:22:28Okay, we'll see you later.
00:22:31Okay, well, how about we do this democratically?
00:22:33Because that's how we arranged it.
00:22:35Look, I'm just not that interested in seeing a whole bunch of farmers throw fruit at each other, okay?
00:22:40Sal, we should have a vote.
00:22:41Okay, okay.
00:22:43I vote you shut up, Liz.
00:22:45We planned nine days, and all of a sudden it's all...
00:22:51We're not going to whatever.
00:22:53Sal, you can't just walk off like that.
00:22:56If something doesn't go according to your plan.
00:23:00Sal!
00:23:01Tomato's a vegetable.
00:23:02No, it's a fruit.
00:23:03No, it's a vegetable.
00:23:04No, it's a fruit.
00:23:05It's advertised in the supermarket as a vegetable, but it's actually fruit.
00:23:07It's in the vegetable section.
00:23:09You can see some of those donuts like that one there, huh?
00:23:12No, I'm just...
00:23:14I don't know what you're saying.
00:23:15It's been half-built.
00:23:16It's been half-reved village.
00:23:18Oh, yeah!
00:23:19Tomato, tomato.
00:23:21Tomato, tomato.
00:23:25Yep, great party, team.
00:23:27This is good.
00:23:28It means we don't need to share the toilets with hundreds of others.
00:23:31Great.
00:23:32Every year, at least 20,000 young people gather in the small town of Brunol for the Tomatina in late
00:23:40August.
00:23:42The next month.
00:23:45You stupid bitch.
00:23:49I'm sorry, Sal.
00:23:58Sal, where are you going?
00:24:02Shit.
00:24:03See you guys later.
00:24:06Oh, dear.
00:24:10Ouch.
00:24:11Ouch.
00:24:13Look, if you die here that much, you're going to mutt yourself.
00:24:15Hey, Sal.
00:24:16You're talking shit.
00:24:17Yeah, well, how come the whole trip's turned into whatever she wants to do?
00:24:20He's going along with it because he wants to pose you.
00:24:22You're going along with both of them.
00:24:24Oh, bullshit.
00:24:24Fucking cheers, mate.
00:24:25I'm a drinker.
00:24:26Bullshit.
00:24:27Look, here I am with you.
00:24:29Yeah, only because you can't go home because they're rooting in our van at the moment.
00:24:32They are, I don't know.
00:24:33Yeah.
00:24:39We broke the bed.
00:24:40No, we didn't break the bed.
00:24:41We never touched the bed.
00:24:42Basically, you've got two options, okay?
00:24:45You can either make yourself a little bit easier to get on with, or you can piss off.
00:24:51Right.
00:24:53Me piss off?
00:24:54I am.
00:24:55Yeah.
00:24:56So, who travelled halfway around the world to be here, Maggie?
00:24:59Uh, who, who travelled?
00:25:02Don't do that.
00:25:03Who did it?
00:25:04That's too bad, you know?
00:25:07If you can't, if you can't get over this, you can just pack up your stuff and go.
00:25:40Hey, we shouldn't tell people about this.
00:25:40Oh, no.
00:25:40How dangerous is that?
00:25:41Oh, why don't you pull over then?
00:25:43Oh, why don't you hang on?
00:25:45Why don't you just wait for lunch?
00:25:46Five minutes, right?
00:25:47Oh, ow!
00:25:48Hey, hey, beautiful.
00:25:49Pass me my cigarette.
00:25:50Oh!
00:26:04Thinks he's pretty funny, eh?
00:26:07He's fine.
00:26:09Merica.
00:26:10Yes, I do, once you get to know him.
00:26:12I do.
00:26:12Yep.
00:26:13I used to think he was pretty funny until I rooted him.
00:26:16Now he's just a loser.
00:26:18And I've got to travel with him through the whole of bloody Europe.
00:26:23Did you sleep with Scott?
00:26:27Yep.
00:26:28I was pretty hammered, though.
00:26:33When?
00:26:36First night in Paris.
00:26:39Wow.
00:26:40Pretty stupid, eh?
00:26:42That's amazing.
00:26:45I reckon.
00:26:46Did you tell me yet?
00:26:47No.
00:26:48She's got an ape at me being her reckless, reckless sister.
00:26:54Ever sit with him again?
00:26:57Duh.
00:26:58No, man.
00:26:59I don't want to ruin my holiday.
00:27:07So, how was the body of water, Scott?
00:27:22You prick!
00:27:23Thanks.
00:27:24Can you imagine how that foul scaring from Smarmy didn't sell that you had rooted her?
00:27:28Look, I'm sorry.
00:27:29If you're sorry, you can take your bags and piss off.
00:27:31Ah, the war does not revolve around you, okay?
00:27:34That is not going to happen.
00:27:34Fuck you!
00:27:38I'm trying to be mature about this, okay?
00:27:40Are you?
00:27:41Okay, you're incapable of that, so I'll tell you a few things about yourself, okay?
00:27:43First of all, right?
00:27:45First of all, you need to try having a good time.
00:27:49First of all, you need to try having a good time.
00:28:19First of all, you need to try having a good time.
00:28:21First of all, you need to try having a good time.
00:28:23Buenos dias, amigos.
00:28:25Where have you been?
00:28:27I've been up all night.
00:28:28You look dreadful.
00:28:30No one ever goes to bed here, ever.
00:28:32Hey!
00:28:33Drinking.
00:28:33Ever, right?
00:28:34Ha, ha, ha.
00:28:36I was drinking with these Spanish guys and they gave me vultures.
00:28:39They gave me four tickets to the bullfights, right?
00:28:42Not just any bullfights, but like the Rugby World Cup of bullfighting, right?
00:28:46And why'd they give them to you, Scotty?
00:28:51He's got some tickets for all of us to go to the bullfights.
00:28:56Do you want to come?
00:28:58No.
00:29:00Picasso, right?
00:29:01The painter.
00:29:02He wasn't a bullfight.
00:29:04So the guy cut his ear off?
00:29:06Are you going to do that?
00:29:07No, see, he's German.
00:29:08This one's Spanish.
00:29:09He's a cubist.
00:29:11From Cuba.
00:29:13Yeah, they don't have bullfighting in Cuba.
00:29:15So what time is it on?
00:29:17To question, right?
00:29:18You're quite a sensible person.
00:29:19We've lost it, Maggie.
00:29:21In Cuba, right?
00:29:22Brun, brun, brun.
00:29:22Would you have heard of a guy called Pablo Picasso?
00:29:29I just hope she's okay.
00:29:30It's a bull, Maggie.
00:29:32No, she's not okay.
00:29:33I was talking about Liz.
00:29:35Liz, who's a cow.
00:29:36Did you get any drinks under it?
00:29:38No, they didn't have any beer.
00:29:39Do you not want this?
00:29:40No, I want a drink, Maggie.
00:29:43I don't want a drink.
00:29:45I don't want a drink.
00:29:46I don't want a drink.
00:29:47I don't want a drink.
00:29:47Sal and Liz.
00:29:49Now both of them are upset.
00:29:53Well, I didn't...
00:29:55I didn't plan.
00:29:56Oh, it's not you.
00:29:58It's not you.
00:29:59No.
00:30:00I don't know what's going on with them, eh, but...
00:30:03It's not fair that either of us should have to put up with their shit.
00:30:07As far as I can see, right?
00:30:08On this trip, you're the one who's holding everything together.
00:30:11You reckon?
00:30:12Yeah.
00:30:16It's not much of a holiday for me, though, is it?
00:30:18Why don't you hang out with me more?
00:30:19Oh, yeah.
00:30:20Spend some poorly time with Scott.
00:30:23Yeah?
00:30:24Yeah.
00:30:25They're frustrated.
00:30:26Maybe they both just need sex.
00:30:29Excuse me.
00:30:30You're talking about selling those?
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:33I mean, I can't help them, but...
00:30:36Maybe we should try and hook them up with Australian Matador.
00:30:39What are you saying?
00:30:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:40Wanted, virile bullfighters to service Kiwi cows.
00:30:46A, B, C.
00:30:48Accelerator.
00:30:49Brake.
00:30:50Clutch.
00:30:51Look, we've got a six-hour drive today.
00:30:53Can we please get moving?
00:30:54Yeah, Maggie, have you even got a license?
00:30:56Shut up!
00:30:57Maggie, concentrate.
00:31:00Handbrake off.
00:31:00Into first gear.
00:31:03Put on the accelerator.
00:31:04And then you just need your hands off.
00:31:06Thanks.
00:31:07Whoa.
00:31:07I hope you haven't got a chance.
00:31:09I don't know.
00:31:10Just a little bit.
00:31:10Get out of the way, Jake.
00:31:12Hey!
00:31:20It's all right, Megs.
00:31:22I thought you did really well.
00:31:27Nothing but oil problems, dirty bloody hands,
00:31:30somebody's stolen my shorts.
00:31:44It's all right, Megs.
00:31:48Portugal.
00:31:51You guys don't really need to film me doing that.
00:31:53Ignore us.
00:31:54No, Dad.
00:31:55We're here first.
00:31:56Maggie, what are you doing?
00:31:59Well, Scott suggests I practice my gears.
00:32:01So I'm practicing my gears.
00:32:03Yeah, you need to know a little bit about the vehicle
00:32:05before you jump in and start trying to drive, Maggie.
00:32:07Actually, I know what I'm doing,
00:32:08so you can leave me alone.
00:32:14Well, see?
00:32:15You're actually fucking it.
00:32:17I'm fucking it.
00:32:18It's fine.
00:32:19What are you doing with him?
00:32:22I'm not doing anything with him.
00:32:24What are you talking about?
00:32:25I'm not doing anything.
00:32:26He's teaching me how to drive.
00:32:28He's a shit, right?
00:32:30So, you know, I know.
00:32:33Well, good.
00:32:33No, I know.
00:32:35No, I know about Paris.
00:32:41Well, good, good.
00:32:44And you're still keen after I've already wounded her.
00:32:49Oh, no.
00:32:50He told me what happened.
00:32:53You went in three years after him,
00:32:54and he said, no, I'm not interested.
00:32:56Fucking what?
00:32:57You're going to believe that?
00:32:58Frick.
00:32:59Yes, because I know what you like.
00:33:01Fuck you, Maggie.
00:33:02Give me...
00:33:03No, give me the keys.
00:33:08I'm going to get my fucking arm out.
00:33:13So, um, I'm in neutral.
00:33:20Honestly, you guys.
00:33:24Dash, lava moco, siesta poco.
00:33:31There's more sex back there.
00:33:34Vapour washing, plates and food, these are fine.
00:33:37Well, I'm going to be well, so you might as well come back later.
00:33:39No, it's okay.
00:33:40I don't mind cuing.
00:33:40It's all about cuing.
00:33:48My favourites, mate.
00:33:50Be careful with them, though.
00:33:51They'll be a little bit delicate, eh?
00:33:52Can you just get out of my space a bit, please?
00:34:02Here, mate, I'll ring them for you.
00:34:05Can you get your disgusting little hands off me?
00:34:24There must be something in all this space to hear.
00:34:42Well, they look pretty happy to see you, mate.
00:34:45It's so not cool, though, dealing drugs out of our van.
00:34:50Well, that'd be a bit stupid, wouldn't it?
00:34:52Dealing drugs out of the van, film crew following your every move.
00:34:55Yep, pretty fucking stupid, especially with three chicks that didn't know.
00:34:57Yeah, they'd get a bit angry, wouldn't they?
00:34:59Yeah, Roger, Roger, dickhead.
00:35:01Maggie, you want to go into town and get a drink?
00:35:05Yeah.
00:35:06I'll get my jacket, eh?
00:35:10Scotty.
00:35:11Sally.
00:35:12I don't care what else you do on this trip, but just keep away from my sister.
00:35:15Eh?
00:35:15You want to try having some fun, Sal?
00:35:17Yeah, you want to try fucking right off, Scott.
00:35:21See you later, Sal.
00:35:28Be careful.
00:35:34Want to pass my?
00:35:35Uh, no.
00:35:36You sure?
00:35:37Of course you can, but it's very nice that you asked.
00:35:40Very nice.
00:35:41It's nice that we're spending time together.
00:35:47Hey, that's a good trip.
00:35:48I'll show you a trip.
00:35:49I'll show you a trip.
00:35:52Well, why don't you like my trip?
00:35:54Look, look, look, look at this one.
00:36:00Nice light of hands, mate.
00:36:02Where did that match come from?
00:36:26So, so, I wouldn't...
00:36:53Get out of here.
00:36:59Hey, ugly boy.
00:37:01Hey.
00:37:01What was that?
00:37:02What's going on?
00:37:03Nothing.
00:37:04Hey?
00:37:05What?
00:37:12This is totally the watch.
00:37:13This is the poorest part of the whole country.
00:37:15Oh, we should stop the van and help them out.
00:37:19Could we just have some quiet, please, for five minutes?
00:37:22Oh, how boring is that?
00:37:23They want us to rack it up, mate.
00:37:24Have a bit of fun.
00:37:25Oh, shut up.
00:37:27Let's take a boat, shall we, Liz?
00:37:29Okay.
00:37:31What a dinky little hand you've got there, mate.
00:37:33Please.
00:37:34Up yours.
00:37:34Chill out, eh?
00:37:35Relax.
00:37:37Have a pill or something.
00:37:50Do you know he's dealing with our van?
00:37:52Dealing what?
00:37:53I don't know.
00:37:54Pot, trip, speed.
00:37:56Drugs?
00:37:57No, cards.
00:37:58He's drugs.
00:38:00How do you notice the way he suddenly got cash after having no money at all?
00:38:04And have you ever seen him once go into a bank or cash a traveller's check?
00:38:07Sal, that is terrible.
00:38:09Is Maggie not?
00:38:11No.
00:38:12Well, let's tell her and get rid of him.
00:38:14Oh, God's sake.
00:38:15She's not going to believe us, is she?
00:38:16He's got a rat around his little finger.
00:38:19Oh, my God, this slimy bastard.
00:38:21Yeah, what do you call him?
00:38:22A prick.
00:38:22I like that.
00:38:23What do you want to know?
00:38:25I don't know.
00:38:26Girlfriends?
00:38:27Not that many.
00:38:29No one knows where you're right.
00:38:31Maybe one.
00:38:32Uh-huh.
00:38:35Tell me.
00:38:36Okay, um...
00:38:38Her name was Rebecca.
00:38:41And we went to school together.
00:38:43How long did you go out for?
00:38:45Quite a while.
00:38:47Well, no, actually, we never...
00:38:49We never really went out.
00:38:52Eh?
00:38:53Did you sleep together?
00:38:54Yeah, we slept together, but...
00:38:58We didn't have sex.
00:39:02We'd...
00:39:05We'd...
00:39:06We'd shower together.
00:39:07You know?
00:39:08We'd just kind of hang out.
00:39:11We were saving ourselves.
00:39:12Okay, here's his pet.
00:39:14Let's sit down, shut up, and look through this, okay?
00:39:16Inside it is all his disgusting property.
00:39:19Oh, it's gonna stink.
00:39:22It's gonna stink.
00:39:24It's gonna stink.
00:39:25Now, search.
00:39:26What's that?
00:39:27Oh, he's got...
00:39:28That's your cream.
00:39:31Hello.
00:39:32Books.
00:39:33Books are Maggie's best friends.
00:39:35See you, Tossy Adelaide.
00:39:37See you, loser frog.
00:39:39He's for sure.
00:39:41What do you say to Portugal?
00:39:42Adios.
00:39:45Okay, keep looking.
00:39:46Maybe he's carrying them around his rectum or something.
00:39:49Oh, his underpants.
00:39:51Fuck, yuck.
00:39:52It's so disgusting.
00:39:55That's where it's all gonna be, isn't it?
00:39:57No.
00:40:00That's fine.
00:40:01Hey, fuck.
00:40:02What?
00:40:04Well...
00:40:05Isn't that a...
00:40:05There's a fucking camera in our van.
00:40:08No, fucks.
00:40:08This is yours, right?
00:40:10You knew all about this, right?
00:40:12The camera?
00:40:13Yes, the camera.
00:40:14How long has it been there for?
00:40:16Oh, we just installed it today.
00:40:17Oh, shit.
00:40:18When are you gonna tell us about it?
00:40:20We have another chance.
00:40:21Excuse me, I take my clothes off in the van.
00:40:24It's not like that.
00:40:26You pervert.
00:40:26It's for travelling shows.
00:40:27This is for me.
00:40:28Fuck, get it out.
00:40:29Look, we've got an agreement.
00:40:30It covers this sort of thing.
00:40:31We never talked about putting a fucking creepy camera in the van, did we?
00:40:35I'm quite happy to be a part of this film when you wanted a free air ticket to Europe.
00:40:38If you no longer want to be a part of it.
00:40:39Oh.
00:40:40Do you have no morals?
00:40:43Hey, we're working together on this, aren't we, team?
00:40:46It's coming out.
00:40:47I'm getting it out.
00:40:48No, I wouldn't do that.
00:40:49Disgusting vultures.
00:40:50Leave it alone, Sal.
00:40:51Hey, hey, hey.
00:40:51Actually, hold on a minute.
00:40:53Hey, Sal is stashing drugs in this van.
00:40:56What did you say?
00:40:57What did you say?
00:40:58He said...
00:40:58Oh.
00:40:59Scott is putting drugs in this van.
00:41:01Oh.
00:41:01So when you see him, you have to tell us and then we can find where he's put them.
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:06That's a good plan.
00:41:07If we see Scott hiding drugs, then we'll let you know.
00:41:09Good.
00:41:10Good.
00:41:10Now, go away.
00:41:12That's pretty funny.
00:41:14No, go away.
00:41:15Yes, go away.
00:41:17Yeah, we're shutting the door.
00:41:18Carry on.
00:41:19Good night.
00:41:20Now go to bed.
00:41:21I'm off.
00:41:28So, if you've hidden them, that's okay.
00:41:31It's all funny.
00:41:32But if you've thrown them away, I am seriously going to make a point of killing you.
00:41:36Why don't you ask Scott where they are?
00:41:38Because I know that he wouldn't do something so mean.
00:41:41You're such a shit.
00:42:01That is so not a church, man.
00:42:09Ah, drum roll, please.
00:42:11That's not a church, man.
00:42:19What is it?
00:42:22Crap.
00:42:25It's like ease.
00:42:27Speed, maybe.
00:42:29A few trips.
00:42:31Sal, but it...
00:42:32There's a lot of drugs in here.
00:42:34Show everybody.
00:42:36I saw him dicking around with this earlier.
00:42:39Sal, don't put it in your pocket.
00:42:40Throw it away.
00:42:41Weasel, weasel.
00:42:41I'm not throwing it away.
00:42:43It's a good hubcap, okay?
00:42:44You guys can look after this hubcap in your van, okay?
00:42:47I don't know about that.
00:42:48Don't say no.
00:42:49Take it, Sal.
00:42:50You cannot put...
00:42:50Sal, you cannot put...
00:42:52Yeah, I can, man.
00:42:53Easy.
00:42:54Let's go to church.
00:42:55You can't be going to church.
00:42:56Dammit, you...
00:42:57There's a door!
00:43:01Hey, how was it?
00:43:03Good, man.
00:43:04You should have come.
00:43:05Well, you should have invited me.
00:43:09What's this?
00:43:11It's Scott's drug stitch.
00:43:13We found it in the van.
00:43:20How do you know it's his?
00:43:22Well, is it yours?
00:43:23No.
00:43:24Of course it's his.
00:43:26How else do you think he keeps coming up with this casual complaint?
00:43:28Look, Scott is hiding drugs in the van.
00:43:31If the police stopped us, we'd get thrown in jail.
00:43:33It is really dangerous.
00:43:37Well, let's go and talk to him and ask him what he says.
00:43:40We're not going to ask him.
00:43:41We're going to tell him to get lost, okay?
00:43:44We don't want him in our van anymore.
00:43:46No.
00:43:47No.
00:43:48That's not fair.
00:43:49You guys are just trying to make him look bad.
00:43:51You're looking an idiot.
00:43:53You know what?
00:43:54I don't care.
00:43:54I don't care.
00:43:55What?
00:43:57What?
00:43:57You're going to leave me out of it.
00:43:58Why should I have to sort it out?
00:43:59Because he's your bolt, okay?
00:44:01You two have been bitching away at each other for days.
00:44:05And at me.
00:44:05And at Scott.
00:44:06Suddenly you're the best of pals.
00:44:08You can get fucked.
00:44:09Deal with it yourselves.
00:44:28What do you want me to do?
00:44:31I was hoping you could tell me that.
00:44:40Okay, well, I'll sell what I can in a couple of days.
00:44:44Then I'll do it, Max.
00:44:50Could you do that?
00:44:54Sure.
00:45:05Where is it?
00:45:08It's a campsite.
00:45:25Oh, my God.
00:45:29Who's with the lovely here?
00:45:31Don't touch me!
00:45:32Oh, it's lovely.
00:45:33You stupid, irresponsible bitch!
00:45:35Don't touch me!
00:45:36Keep still!
00:45:38Is it real?
00:45:38Is it real?
00:45:39Pull yourself together.
00:45:40Pull yourself together.
00:45:41We threw the drugs down the toilet, okay?
00:45:43You mean we threw the drugs down the toilet?
00:45:44Hi, Liz.
00:45:45Hi, guys.
00:45:47Hey, listen.
00:45:48Scott and I have had a talk.
00:45:50Look, she's told me that you found the drugs, right?
00:45:52And I'm sorry.
00:45:54Liz threw them out.
00:45:56She threw them down into the toilet, okay?
00:45:59Bye-bye.
00:45:59Did you throw them away?
00:46:00Yes, I did.
00:46:01Why?
00:46:01Yeah, why?
00:46:02Because they're illegal and I don't want to be traveling around in a van full of illegal drugs.
00:46:06Bullshit.
00:46:06If you don't believe me, that's your problem.
00:46:08They're gone.
00:46:08Get over it.
00:46:09You know what?
00:46:09You know what?
00:46:10Fuck you.
00:46:11Fuck you for throwing my money away.
00:46:13Hey.
00:46:14It's okay.
00:46:15It's okay.
00:46:15It's not okay.
00:46:17So, where are the drugs?
00:46:18Move on from here.
00:46:19How is this a good thing?
00:46:21Well, it's...
00:46:22We're going to make a fresh start.
00:46:23Take me to the toilet.
00:46:24You are making me so angry.
00:46:27None.
00:46:28Honey, don't want me.
00:46:29A hundred quid.
00:46:31Well, I can help you out.
00:46:32I've still got some cash.
00:46:34Please.
00:46:35Please, Scott.
00:46:36Please.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:40You know?
00:46:51Thanks.
00:46:51Thanks.
00:46:56It's interesting.
00:46:57You get on the road with some people for a little while and you find out what sort of people
00:47:00they are, right?
00:47:01I'm the sort of person...
00:47:02If I was to ask for your toothpaste, right?
00:47:04I need some toothpaste.
00:47:05I'd ask you for it, right?
00:47:06You don't have to give it to me if you don't want to.
00:47:08But I'd never take your toothpaste.
00:47:11And these people have taken something of mine.
00:47:15Right?
00:47:15I paid for that.
00:47:18And they took it.
00:47:21I come back and they've used some.
00:47:24I mean, what's with that?
00:47:29I don't know.
00:47:30It's still!
00:47:30It's still!
00:47:31Why did you just brush it?
00:47:32That's going to look lovely.
00:47:34So what are you guys doing today?
00:47:35I don't know.
00:47:37Well, you should come with us.
00:47:39We're going to go and cruise the flat hotels and find some movie stars.
00:47:43Sounds boring.
00:47:45Okay.
00:47:45I just thought maybe we might do something all together.
00:47:50You're in France, maybe.
00:47:51Why don't you go and do something romantic?
00:47:54Okay.
00:47:55So we're going to do something romantic.
00:48:02You guys, um, lock up.
00:48:04Have a nice day.
00:48:12Sandy, have you thrown another one?
00:48:15No.
00:48:16Shit.
00:48:18Look.
00:48:19Liz.
00:48:20Why don't you and me have some fun today, okay?
00:48:27Focus.
00:48:31What?
00:48:35I can't eat wheat.
00:48:38You haven't tried wheat.
00:48:40Because if I try it, I don't know what will happen to me, do I?
00:48:42Well, I can tell you, because I eat wheat all the time, okay?
00:48:45Well, you looked pretty wrecked last time you had.
00:48:46Well, maybe I just had a little bit too much wheat to eat on that occasion, okay?
00:48:52Come on.
00:48:54Have one grain to eat.
00:48:55You'll be fine.
00:48:57It's the natural.
00:48:58It's wheat.
00:49:11It's wheat.
00:49:11Do you want this piece?
00:49:12Yeah.
00:49:13Yeah.
00:49:15Yeah.
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:18Let's go.
00:49:21We don't really want to be followed around today, okay?
00:49:33Okay, you guys, if you're going to follow us around all day, um, you have to try something.
00:49:44Wait.
00:49:45Yeah, wait.
00:49:47That's right?
00:49:48Yeah.
00:49:49Okay.
00:49:55Cheers, cheers, cheers.
00:49:57Smell your crew.
00:49:58Cheers to the guy with the popcorn.
00:50:02Oh, I love you.
00:50:04I love you.
00:50:05I love you.
00:50:05I love you.
00:50:06I love you.
00:50:08I love you.
00:50:09I love you.
00:50:09I love you.
00:50:10I love you.
00:50:11I love you.
00:50:11I love you.
00:50:13Ah!
00:50:15I love you.
00:50:16We love you.
00:50:17I love you, I love you.
00:50:21You see?
00:50:21Oh, this one, I love you.
00:50:23Oh, this one, I love you.
00:50:24Oh, very lovely.
00:50:25Love you.
00:50:49Don't look now.
00:50:50It's Gerard Departure.
00:50:52Oh, no, it's the water.
00:51:16Oh, no, it's the water.
00:51:26Oh, no, it's the water.
00:51:31You can taste it.
00:51:37A dark horse.
00:51:41It goes for a cigarette.
00:51:44No cigarettes.
00:51:48Tobacconist.
00:51:49I'll go back to the Tobacconist.
00:51:50I'm sure they sell them here.
00:51:52Yeah, but it's probably the price of a small car.
00:51:55Ah, gotcha.
00:51:56Um, so, I'll jog back.
00:51:58You stay here.
00:52:00Um, don't order anything, okay?
00:52:02Okay.
00:52:02Because we can't afford it.
00:52:03Okay.
00:52:03And don't touch anything.
00:52:05Don't talk to anybody.
00:52:06Gotcha.
00:52:07And look like you're having fun.
00:52:08And give me a kiss.
00:52:12And how do you say beautiful in French?
00:52:14Belle.
00:52:15You are my belle.
00:52:16You are belle.
00:52:18Belle.
00:52:19Fantastic.
00:52:26I'm fine.
00:52:26He's got a thing.
00:52:26Seven points for a cameraman.
00:52:28I said it.
00:52:30On guard!
00:52:31On guard!
00:52:33What's happened to Basil?
00:52:35Oh my god.
00:52:37Basil.
00:52:38Hey fuck.
00:52:40Damn it.
00:52:42Fuck!
00:52:42Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh shit, Sal.
00:52:55Oh great. It's all my money is gone.
00:53:01Sal, look. Look at that. It's been burnt.
00:53:06Oh that's sick. That's sick.
00:53:10I could have been raped. I stole all my money.
00:53:15The hidden camera. The hidden camera. The hidden camera. You guys.
00:53:17Get the, get the tape from the, for the, the, the tape out of the camera for the day.
00:53:22What tape?
00:53:23The camera that, the tape that has been rolling today from the hidden camera. Can we have it please?
00:53:28We were recording today.
00:53:29Fuck, why not?
00:53:30What do you mean?
00:53:31You were out all day and fuck.
00:53:33Why would there be less tape on pictures of anything?
00:53:35Shit, useless prick. Get out.
00:53:37You useless, useless prick.
00:53:39What were you doing all day then?
00:53:41Look at that.
00:53:43That's because of you guys today.
00:53:44Come on.
00:53:49Hi guys.
00:53:50How was your day?
00:53:54Well, I see. We've had a great day.
00:53:56Thanks for asking. We bumped into Gwyneth and Tom and Brad and...
00:54:01Leonardo.
00:54:01What the fuck is going on in here?
00:54:04We've been burgled.
00:54:09Can you see my pack up there?
00:54:14You guys had stuff taken?
00:54:17All my cash?
00:54:20You lift your money in the van?
00:54:22How much?
00:54:24A lot.
00:54:25A lot.
00:54:25Lost my jacket.
00:54:28Did you lock the van?
00:54:29Fuck you.
00:54:32I'm gonna go and, um, ask some people if they saw anything.
00:54:36Did you do that?
00:54:38Go out the front gate?
00:54:40I'll be back.
00:54:43That is so stupid.
00:54:45I've got some money left, but I haven't got enough to support you and him around the rest of you.
00:54:50Well, you won't have to, will you? Because he's got my money.
00:54:52Eh?
00:54:52He ripped off the van.
00:54:55What are you talking about? He's been with me all day.
00:54:58Has he?
00:54:59All day?
00:55:00Yes.
00:55:00Every minute of the day?
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:03Bullshit.
00:55:03Who else would wreck Liz's favourite underwear?
00:55:07What?
00:55:08The creepy bastard has burnt holes in my underwear.
00:55:11Look.
00:55:12Why would Scott burn your underwear?
00:55:14He's a sicko, okay?
00:55:16He slept with all three of us and now he's ripped off the van to get back his drugs.
00:55:20These are the same drugs that you threw down the toilet?
00:55:22Yes.
00:55:22Look.
00:55:23Maggie.
00:55:24How come none of your stuff's been ripped off?
00:55:26Because I had it with me, you stupid bitch.
00:55:29Maggie.
00:55:29Fuck.
00:55:29This is nuts.
00:55:31This is nuts.
00:55:33If you want some money to get you through, it's fine.
00:55:38But you two better pull your bloody heads in.
00:55:40Cause I'm not gonna let you ruin the rest of this trip.
00:55:42Alright?
00:55:53I don't wanna let you know.
00:55:54If I'm not going to get you around you, you're a nut um...
00:55:59You'll be bad at myself.
00:56:03You're a nut.
00:56:07You're a nut.
00:56:10You're a nut.
00:56:13You're a nut of water.
00:56:17You're a nut.
00:56:18You're a nut.
00:56:19You're a nut.
00:56:23that's brutal oh hi guys oh hi how are you going good thanks what what are you doing
00:56:33oh nothing much what are you guys doing what are you watching oh no just some old footage
00:56:37from a um project we worked on a wee while ago yeah what um what are you um you must
00:56:44be off to bed pretty soon eh what are you um you must be off to bed pretty soon eh
00:57:16i can see exactly what he's done you know he's got in there
00:57:20he's had a look around he's found the cash he's fossicked around a little bit more he's found
00:57:26the undies see if i was a cop he's a smoker right and he's burnt holes in them with his
00:57:33cigarettes you know i'd bash him if i can catch him i'd bash him you know not getting on well
00:57:38with the girls but i'd bash him 20 milliliter i'm a millionaire i'm gonna buy yachts
00:57:46maybe you should buy some new pants what are those pants
00:57:49they're my pants i brought them with me to wear on this trip
00:57:52they're a bit scrubberish aren't they oh thank you very much well you can always trust me to tell you
00:57:58the truth
00:58:01scott
00:58:05scott
00:58:07i need to talk to you
00:58:08what
00:58:13this is gonna sound really strange but i want to apologize
00:58:20um i don't think i'm gonna come out for a drink oh don't talk shit mate of course you are
00:58:26come on no don't tell me what i want i hate that i hate that you can't say two things
00:58:32to me without
00:58:32saying something rude or demeaning or insulting hey hey hey i'm sorry okay i didn't mean it
00:58:37maggie no i don't want to hang out with you you're not fun to be with
00:58:43maggie come on
00:58:55no we've done we've been here we've we've done this
00:58:58come on no i i can't we've like i really no
00:59:05look i can't do this okay i'm not interested
00:59:07okay liz what are you doing get your fucking hands off me
00:59:09yeah i'm on i'm on okay okay we're rolling
00:59:11come on let's go
00:59:14you disgusting creep how dare you
00:59:16yeah okay very clever see that maggie i was all over her
00:59:20what an evil bastard i must be to try to sleep with your best friend
00:59:24you got me
00:59:25damn right we've got you okay
00:59:26oh bullshit i saw what was happening here
00:59:28what are you doing
00:59:31excuse me i'll leave you to your twisted little games
00:59:35i'd like you to explain liz what the hell is going on
00:59:39i was trying to show you what an asshole he is
00:59:42oh and just how exactly is fucking my boyfriend gonna prove how bad he is
00:59:46i wasn't going to fuck him
00:59:48there's a camera in the van okay a hidden camera
00:59:52oh excellent you put a hidden camera in the van
00:59:54we didn't the crew did
00:59:58is that true
01:00:02uh yes
01:00:07that's great
01:00:09you know sal i'm so glad i agreed to be part of your little tv show it's all so interesting
01:00:14why do you think we would be prepared to do this as asshole i hate him
01:00:18i don't give a fuck what you think about him
01:00:20if you can't even slightly about me you both just deal with it
01:00:23okay fuck this we're bailing get in the van
01:00:26get into the van what get into the van
01:00:29what are you doing
01:00:29we're dumping this parasite because he's not
01:00:32maggie he has stolen from us he's lied
01:00:34oh bullshit
01:00:35you can't just drive away
01:00:38have i ever lied to you
01:00:41give me my stuff give me my pack
01:00:42don't be an idiot he's insane
01:00:44you stupid bitch get into the van and save the van
01:00:47no
01:00:49oh fuck you
01:00:50no fuck you
01:00:51why is it so bad that i might be happy
01:00:54how selfish can you be
01:00:58go i'm not interested in traveling with you
01:01:10i don't trust him anymore you know
01:01:13honesty
01:01:15maybe i'm a bible boy you know
01:01:17believe in the sins you know
01:01:20you gotta be honest
01:01:30i can't just go up with a bunch of fucking strangers
01:01:33well they can't be any worse than the people i thought i knew really well
01:01:37well what are mum and dad gonna say when i tell them you've just taken off
01:01:39i don't give a shit i'm sick of looking after you
01:01:44hey you're gonna regret this
01:01:47bye sal have a nice holiday
01:01:48i'm just gonna go check the van to see if we've left anything in
01:01:50i've got everything
01:01:51i'm just gonna double check
01:01:52scott let's go
01:01:54scott
01:01:55okay
01:01:59sad eh
01:02:01last time you ever see your sister
01:02:08i don't mind you know
01:02:09bye
01:02:10bye
01:02:16let's go
01:02:17go where
01:02:18well we can't let her go with him
01:02:20move forward
01:02:22i am
01:02:23sal bring us down
01:02:25emmy
01:02:25stop being bloody ridiculous
01:02:27stop it man
01:02:29they're going too far
01:02:31my foot is on the ground
01:02:33my foot is on the ground
01:02:34my foot is on the ground
01:02:39oh my god you know what you've done
01:02:40it's on the spot
01:02:41it's on the spot
01:02:42it's on the bus
01:02:42it's in trouble
01:02:45oh
01:02:45well you're missing me that much mate
01:02:47fuck you
01:02:47no thanks
01:02:48maybe come on
01:02:51let's go
01:02:53chill
01:03:00sorry
01:03:00Ainsley
01:03:01yeah
01:03:01you're fine
01:03:03why
01:03:03it's an emergency okay
01:03:05just
01:03:06sal it's not cheap
01:03:07i'll be quick
01:03:10very quick
01:03:11very quick
01:03:12very quick
01:03:13yeah
01:03:13very quick
01:03:13okay sorry
01:03:18hello
01:03:18hi mum
01:03:19mum
01:03:20hi
01:03:21um
01:03:22it's a lie
01:03:24oh
01:03:25um
01:03:26um
01:03:26no
01:03:26i'm
01:03:28nah
01:03:28i'm just worried about
01:03:30maggie
01:03:31nah
01:03:32look
01:03:33she's um
01:03:34just acting weird
01:03:35yeah man
01:03:36she uh
01:03:37got into another van
01:03:39with some guy we hardly know
01:03:40nah
01:03:41she's here cause i've been follow
01:03:42i've been following her mum
01:03:44okay
01:03:44i've been trying to
01:03:45hi mum
01:03:46hi
01:03:50hello
01:03:50you there
01:03:51hi
01:03:52yeah
01:03:53it's great
01:03:55nah
01:03:57nah
01:03:58it's all good
01:04:00yeah
01:04:01yeah well the van was just getting a little bit small
01:04:05Scott
01:04:06he's from Napier
01:04:08yeah
01:04:08yeah we met up with him in London
01:04:11you'll love him
01:04:12eh
01:04:13well you're gonna give my love to dad and i'll write properly soon
01:04:15yeah
01:04:17i love you
01:04:18yeah yeah yeah
01:04:18okay bye
01:04:19yeah yeah me me me
01:04:24hello mum
01:04:26Sally
01:04:27finished
01:04:29so
01:04:34thanks
01:04:43hi
01:04:44hi
01:04:44hey
01:04:45what's going on
01:04:46i've lost my torch
01:04:48probably nicked it up
01:04:50cigarettes
01:04:52clear
01:04:53sweet
01:05:15can't you guys leave me alone
01:05:18can't you guys leave me alone
01:05:19look we want to apologise
01:05:23we've been talking and we both feel really awful that we've been treating you so badly
01:05:28i want to say sorry
01:05:31so
01:05:32so
01:05:33well
01:05:36it's like this
01:05:36okay
01:05:37um
01:05:39we'll try and like him a little bit better
01:05:40and we'll try and get on together
01:05:42a little bit more
01:05:44even though he stole my money
01:05:45sales
01:05:46um
01:05:47stuff
01:05:47um
01:05:48you know
01:05:49because
01:05:50i don't want you to go okay
01:05:54is that the worst apology you've ever heard in your life
01:05:56that was a good apology i said sorry didn't i
01:05:59maggie i said sorry
01:06:00yeah you say this now
01:06:02what if you guys have another argument
01:06:03it's okay
01:06:04it won't matter
01:06:04what if you hear us having sex
01:06:07well we'll block our ears
01:06:08shit maggie
01:06:10we don't want to travel without you okay
01:06:12that sucks
01:06:14i don't even know where we're going
01:06:15are you guys capable of change
01:06:18yeah definitely
01:06:19oh fuck yes
01:06:21liz
01:06:21is gonna drink beer
01:06:24no
01:06:24ah liz
01:06:25if you're truly sorry right
01:06:27you'll drink beer
01:06:28liz
01:06:29i don't
01:06:29liz
01:06:30come on good beers fast beer right
01:06:31so liz
01:06:32drink drink
01:06:33top top top
01:06:34get it down here come on
01:06:35correct
01:06:38yuck
01:06:38yuck
01:06:39yuck
01:06:39yuck
01:06:39yuck
01:06:42yuck
01:06:42at this one okay
01:06:43you have to come and get it and it's right over here on the other side of, the arm of
01:06:47iron
01:06:48come and get it
01:06:50just like this one
01:06:51no ma'am maggie
01:06:52it's it
01:06:53no no no no no no no i wave this for you
01:06:55it actually
01:06:56It's good it's good
01:06:58it's good
01:06:59it's good
01:07:00it's good
01:07:03it's good
01:07:12it's good
01:07:14Oh, okay, more wine.
01:07:16I'm getting more wine.
01:07:17Can I help you?
01:07:17I'm coming.
01:07:18Yeah, we need some more beers.
01:07:23Oh, this is all different kinds of money.
01:07:25It's okay, I'll take it.
01:07:43It's okay.
01:08:27I don't see why I should have to spell it out for you.
01:08:31It's embarrassing enough for me to know how much you've lied to me.
01:08:34You know it.
01:08:35The camera crew knows it.
01:08:37My sister and my best friend know it.
01:08:41Bullshit.
01:08:42I didn't lie to you.
01:08:42You fucked Sal in Paris and you told me you didn't.
01:08:45Crap.
01:08:47Didn't you?
01:08:48No.
01:08:52There is no way I am travelling with you anymore.
01:08:59Fine.
01:09:00Fine?
01:09:02Hunky-dory.
01:09:03Yeah?
01:09:03Great.
01:09:10Good.
01:09:11Beautiful.
01:09:11Tell her how to admire, dear, okay?
01:09:13Yeah.
01:09:14Google them, please.
01:09:15Uh-uh-uh.
01:09:16Uh-uh-uh.
01:09:17Uh-uh-uh.
01:09:18Uh-uh.
01:09:32Uh-uh.
01:09:34I thought you'd want them back. It was just a joke.
01:09:37Right.
01:09:39You all right?
01:09:47I'm such a dick.
01:09:50I believed all this shit he's been feeding me.
01:09:53I'm so stupid.
01:09:56Come on, man. You're not stupid.
01:09:59So you did sleep with him?
01:10:07It's all right, man.
01:10:08I sleep with lots of people. Don't I?
01:10:13I thought I was so cool.
01:10:15You are cool. You are.
01:10:17Yeah, well, in your own kind of Maggie Sanderson kind of way, you're cool.
01:10:22Hey, you're not the first person to fall for his runty little body.
01:10:25Yeah, look at Liz, man. She's a bad judge of character.
01:10:28Look at Sal. She's a bloody idiot.
01:10:31Well, I told him to fuck off, and he said that he would.
01:10:34Roger that.
01:10:36Hey, Scott. What are you doing? You're not driving our van.
01:10:40Where's my money?
01:10:41What?
01:10:42If this van is suddenly yours, I've got some cash coming my way.
01:10:46We didn't discuss money, Scott. You said you'd leave the van.
01:10:50Crap. You said that. I'll leave when I get my cash.
01:10:53How thick-skinned are you? We don't owe you any money.
01:10:57Is that because you don't have any? I gave you 400 quid.
01:11:00Sell some of your drugs and buy into another van.
01:11:02No. I've got shares in this one.
01:11:03We don't have 400 quid.
01:11:05Then you stuck with me. I agreed to come on this trip with the three of you.
01:11:09You practically begged me, and now you're telling me to fuck off.
01:11:12You should have told me you wanted someone to shaft and dump in the middle of Europe.
01:11:16I want the keys.
01:11:18No. I'm just going to finish my trip.
01:11:20What if we send you some money once we've sold the van back in London?
01:11:24Ah, no.
01:11:24We don't want to travel with you.
01:11:27We hate you. What, do you think it's going to be fun?
01:11:29Well, it can't get any worse than it's been up until now.
01:11:32This is perverse. You just want to piss us off.
01:11:35Oh, you wish. You wish I cared about you that much.
01:11:40Hey. Hey.
01:11:42Come on, Scott. Watch it.
01:11:45Back off.
01:11:49Fuck.
01:11:51We've got to hit the road soon, ladies.
01:12:01I just wish there was more group unity, eh?
01:12:04I make the effort.
01:12:06You know, I've tried to really pull them all in.
01:12:09I mean, I don't know where you found these women, but they're really awful.
01:12:13A little camera disappears, and they turn into the three bitches from hell.
01:12:17It's all quite nasty.
01:12:20I wish I had another guy here.
01:12:24I need a piss. Anybody for a squat?
01:12:29No squash.
01:12:35Wait, wait.
01:12:38Hey, go down.
01:12:39Quick. Quick. Quick.
01:12:41It's Maggie. Clear an piss.
01:12:43Check it out!
01:12:57Paul, get in there, mate.
01:12:58Get him off, mate.
01:13:08You hell?
01:13:09What a fucking dummy here.
01:13:11I didn't leave you in the middle of nowhere.
01:13:12Fuck you.
01:13:13Who's the side are you on, eh?
01:13:15There is no way he is getting back in our van.
01:13:19Honey, you owe me money.
01:13:21We know what you've been doing.
01:13:22We've seen it all.
01:13:23The drugs ripping off the van.
01:13:25What to say they told you?
01:13:26We've got a camera hidden in the van.
01:13:30Sneaky, eh?
01:13:31You lying bastards.
01:13:35Bye-bye.
01:13:36You fucking lied to me.
01:13:38You lied to me?
01:13:38Scott, give them the keys.
01:13:40Please.
01:13:43Fine.
01:13:44Fine.
01:13:45It's fine.
01:13:46I want a ride, right?
01:13:48To the next campsite.
01:13:51Okay.
01:13:54Nice catch.
01:13:58Campsite.
01:14:10Two's coming.
01:14:11Three's a crowd.
01:14:12Four's a bloody orgy.
01:14:14Ten-eight.
01:14:22He ain't right.
01:14:26Fuckin'
01:14:27I don't know.
01:14:28I ain't going to just look at the camera.
01:14:30So...
01:14:31Oh, time is he on the wire, too.
01:14:33Camera number two.
01:14:35Nice.
01:14:36They're taking off.
01:14:37Don't you go any faster.
01:14:39No, I can't.
01:14:41Shit!
01:14:42I told you we should have locked the V8.
01:14:43Oh, shut up and drive.
01:14:45I'm boring you.
01:14:49I'll put your foot flat on the floor.
01:14:50You need to stay on them the whole time, the whole time.
01:14:53I've got my foot flat.
01:14:54You're a fucking bastard.
01:14:55The middle's turning.
01:14:57Turning.
01:15:01Just taking a turn off.
01:15:06See a turn off coming up?
01:15:08There's a turn off coming up somewhere.
01:15:13Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
01:15:22Get that gear ready to go, okay?
01:15:30Okay, get the gear and let's go.
01:15:36Come here, here we go.
01:15:38Is that all right?
01:15:40Shit!
01:15:41Is that all right?
01:15:44Fuck me!
01:15:46How did you guys find us?
01:15:48That wasn't very fair, was it?
01:15:49How can you talk to us about fear of bricks?
01:15:52Oh, come on.
01:15:53We started this trip together and we're with you to the end.
01:15:56Oh, come on.
01:15:57There.
01:15:58Shot.
01:15:59Dotty.
01:16:00That's this.
01:16:02Right.
01:16:11Why don't you guys piss off?
01:16:13Go.
01:16:24Hey.
01:16:25Hey.
01:16:25Hey.
01:16:26Fuck.
01:16:27Get off.
01:16:27Get off.
01:16:28Get off of me.
01:16:29Oh, shit.
01:16:31Ha, ha, ha.
01:16:33Shit!
01:16:34You're useless bricks!
01:16:36Fuck!
01:16:37This is so bad!
01:16:39What the hell are you doing?
01:16:40Why did you just let them go?
01:16:46What's so funny?
01:16:47It's just kind of funny.
01:16:49It's funny, right?
01:16:50You have got a pretty sick sense of humour, Sal.
01:16:52No.
01:16:53It's funny thinking of, like, Bone Boy running out of gas about a K down the road.
01:16:58Eh?
01:16:59Fuel hose disconnect, okay?
01:17:02The ramp won't have a clue.
01:17:04Wonder Woman!
01:17:06Wonder Woman!
01:17:07Come on, come on, come on.
01:17:08We're going to go and bring it to us.
01:17:09We're going to take you to us.
01:17:09Come on!
01:17:10We're going to move.
01:17:11Move!
01:17:11Come on!
01:17:13Go, get out.
01:17:15Come on.
01:17:16Hey.
01:17:22Hey, hey, stop, stop.
01:17:23Come on.
01:17:24Let's go.
01:17:25Come on, get out.
01:17:31Hey, I found the engine, did you?
01:17:33Find the disconnected fuel hose, dickhead.
01:17:36Fuck.
01:17:37Oh, come on, Scott.
01:17:38You can't win this.
01:17:39Give us back the van, okay, Scott?
01:17:41No, fuck you.
01:17:42Fuck you.
01:17:42What are you going to do?
01:17:43We're not going to let you leave.
01:17:45Oh, shit.
01:17:46Maybe nobody gets back in the fucking van, eh?
01:17:49Oh, come on.
01:17:50If you burn the van, then you won't have it either, will you?
01:17:54Who cares?
01:17:54I don't give a shit.
01:17:55Huh?
01:17:55You back off, or I'm going to do it.
01:17:56No, man.
01:17:57You calm down, okay?
01:17:58I am calm, okay?
01:18:00What do I want to do, team?
01:18:00This is pathetic.
01:18:02It's a load of petrol here.
01:18:04Shit.
01:18:05What?
01:18:08Hey!
01:18:09Ow!
01:18:10That's a fucking shit!
01:18:12What are you going to do?
01:18:13Oh, look out!
01:18:14What?
01:18:16Hey, baby!
01:18:18Shit!
01:18:18Oh, God, you're not perfect!
01:18:19Oh, God, you're not perfect!
01:18:23Fuck!
01:18:25Nice one, Maggie!
01:18:27Have a nice holiday without your pants!
01:18:29Have a nice holiday without your drug, you jerk!
01:18:34You're not a net.
01:18:36Oh, really?
01:18:38Fuck you!
01:18:47Fucking thanks very much, girl.
01:18:49Oh, thanks for the bonfire, aren't you?
01:18:53Fuck!
01:18:56Fucking fuck, fuck!
01:19:04Dear God, it's done!
01:19:06Dear God!
01:19:14We won't have to spend any money on petrol, that's one thing.
01:19:17Pitchhiking with three of us.
01:19:20Wheelbies, sweet ass, look at us, we're babes!
01:19:23Okay, guys, we made some space in the crew van, so chuck your gear in, we'll go up to the
01:19:26next campsite and hook you up with another combi, okay?
01:19:29Well, that's choice, choice, cool.
01:19:32Thanks. Look, thank you so much.
01:19:34It's really very kind of you, but we've decided to have you.
01:19:37No, no, that won't be any good for us, it'll be too slow.
01:19:40No, we don't want you following us around anymore.
01:19:43What?
01:19:43Fuck, man, you guys must have enough kind of B-grade shoddy kind of crap to turn something into something.
01:19:48You're just, make it look, you're lucky we're not sewing, you've got gross intrusion.
01:19:50Can I remind you, you have a contract?
01:19:52Gross intrusion.
01:19:54See a contract, bloody maestro.
01:19:57Whatever.
01:19:58We had an agreement.
01:20:00No.
01:20:00The trip isn't over just because the combi's gone.
01:20:02Go home.
01:20:03Go home.
01:20:04Get real jobs.
01:20:05I can't hear you.
01:20:06It's actually...
01:20:07I can't hear, I can't hear.
01:20:08Sorry.
01:20:09Bye.
01:20:10Not even did she.
01:20:14Got it.
01:20:22Yay.
01:20:29Bye.
01:20:30Bye.
01:20:31Bye.
01:20:32Bye.
01:20:33Bye.
01:20:35Bye.
01:20:38Bye, bye.
01:20:43If I could see those eyes, I'd never cut me down the sides
01:20:59If you're not here, then I need you
01:21:06You should say, come on, in the air, pray, rise, fall, just seem
01:21:13It's all here and there, don't we, don't care
01:21:18I'm so sorry I was mad at me
01:21:23Better take my time to try on the side
01:24:20We're right back.
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