00:00We are the two challenges.
00:51The aura that is the OTC, the Royal Rumble winner, the main event for the Royal Rumble
00:59of the world title at WrestleMania, Roman Reigns is live.
01:14And tonight's WWE Raw is brought to you by DoorDash, your door to Moore.
01:21In the ring, the winner of the Rumble, the OTC, Roman Reigns.
01:42The Rumble, the OTC, Roman Reigns.
02:08The OTC, OTC, OTC, OTC.
02:25Indianapolis!
02:32Acknowledge me.
02:50Why you look so angry, man? Why you mean-mugging me? Think of this less as an interruption and more
02:57of me feeding that gigantic ego of yours.
03:00I'm giving you what you want. I'm acknowledging Roman Reigns.
03:08But hey, I really hope you came here to say or do more than that. We're not wasting a lot
03:16of money on one of your dates just for that, because brother, that could have been a tweet.
03:26Did my tweet hurt your feelings, Phil?
03:32You seem a little sensitive. You seem like for a champion, you got thin skin.
03:42No, your tweet didn't hurt my feelings. I don't care about what people tweet about me. I don't get mad
03:47and hold grudges about things people say about me on podcasts.
03:54Your tweet was pretty accurate, though. Man, I'm tired.
03:58It's a good thing I got these bags under my eyes, though, because for seven weeks, I gotta carry your
04:05bullshit all the way to WrestleMania.
04:11Bear with me one second. Is it great to be alive on a Monday night in Indianapolis or what?
04:25We are on the road to WrestleMania, and the first stop is Indianapolis.
04:30And we got history here in Indianapolis, don't we?
04:35Yeah.
04:37This is where The Shield debuted.
04:41This is where I brought you to the dance.
04:50Correction, you brought the other two, not me.
04:58Okay, we remember things differently, but
05:00maybe I didn't pick you.
05:05But you certainly picked me, didn't you?
05:08And now look at us, the main event of WrestleMania in Las Vegas.
05:16And if you asked me, hell, I think if you asked Indianapolis, I've already won.
05:29The last time you and I were face to face in a ring, you told me that you hated me.
05:37You hate me?
05:41I got you right where I want you.
05:43I made you this emotional lady.
05:46You hate me?
05:49I'm in your head, as empty as it is.
05:54I'm under your skin.
05:56And I'm here to tell you that it's translucent.
05:59I can see right through you.
06:08You're right.
06:11I do hate you.
06:16But this is what you're missing, Phil.
06:20If you didn't have that title, I'd be indifferent to you.
06:26You wouldn't exist.
06:28You wouldn't even be on my radar.
06:32Phil, let's remind you real quick.
06:35We brought you back here to entertain the 30 to 40 year old virgins that live with their mom and
06:40dad.
06:43We brought you back to sell a few t-shirts here and there.
06:46We brought you back to maybe draw a house in Chicago.
06:54But we didn't bring you back to be champion.
06:56No.
06:57That's too much responsibility for you.
06:59That's too much power.
07:00That's above your pay grade.
07:08We can't trust you, Phil.
07:11You're a liar.
07:13You lie to all these people and unfortunately they believe you.
07:18You got them thinking that you're having a good time here.
07:21You got them thinking that you're a locker room veteran and leader.
07:25That you're making all these towns happily.
07:27That you're running these tours with a smile on your face.
07:30And you can lie in your interviews and you can tweet that out in Instagram that you're hanging out with
07:35my cousins all you want to the world.
07:37But we all know the truth.
07:38Every second you get your bitching and moaning back there and they cannot wait to tell me every time that
07:45I come around.
07:47And that's why you're not fit to be champion.
07:50You're not seeing punk.
07:52You're just a punk ass bitch to me.
07:56And at Mania, this backup plan, it ends.
08:01And when I win that championship, the first thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put your punk ass on
08:09one of them John Cena retirement tours.
08:13We're gonna max you out.
08:14We're gonna make as much money off of you and then you wanna know what's gonna happen?
08:17We're gonna send you down to NXT.
08:20And you're gonna teach the next generation how to do what we do.
08:25And when you're done, you're gonna send them up to me.
08:27And the tribal chief is gonna smash each and every one of them.
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