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00:02The following contest is a Falls Count Anywhere match.
00:10In this match, there are no count outs, no disqualifications, and
00:14pinfalls or submission can take place anywhere in the arena.
00:22Joke, joke, joke.
00:28Here comes one half of the happy folks.
00:31Well, we're both here.
00:33Introducing first accompanied to the ring by Happy Corbin, Mad Cat Moss.
00:38Hey, you guys do realize, right, since Happy Corbin hit a bridge last summer,
00:43he's been undefeated, right?
00:46Absolutely.
00:47Happy Corbin could be the luckiest man blocking God Green Earth right now.
00:51Mad Cat Moss, perhaps not so much.
00:54At least Happy Corbin has been sharing the wealth lately.
00:57We went shopping yesterday.
01:00Happy Corbin and I, we went to Lamborghini dealership.
01:03They made me stand outside, but I could look in.
01:05It was okay.
01:07Sounds like a true friendship.
01:08And Mad Cat Moss taught me a couple jokes on the flight over.
01:11Oh, gosh.
01:12Listen to this one.
01:12No, no, please.
01:13What's black and white and red all over?
01:15I don't want to know.
01:15Half a zebra.
01:17Oh, my gosh.
01:19Where does the red come in?
01:20Never cut a zebra in half, Cole?
01:22Oh.
01:28Maybe Corbin should sign you up.
01:31Take birth to announce table.
01:34Take birth to announce table.
01:40And his opponent, from Air Scotland, weighing in at 265 pounds, Drew McIntyre.
01:49And his trusty sword, Angela.
01:55You could not ask for a better situation if you are Drew McIntyre.
02:01McIntyre could do whatever he absolutely wants without restriction to Mad Cat Moss.
02:08Well, Mad Cat Moss said earlier today that Drew McIntyre is a, quote, reckless madman.
02:14He almost permanently damaged my eye.
02:17He threatens me with a weapon on a weekly basis.
02:19And for the sake of everyone, I'm going to finish him tonight.
02:22To be fair, I understand Corbin and Moss attempted to ruin Drew McIntyre's career ahead of the Royal Rumble.
02:29But they failed in that aspect.
02:30So I think it's time we just let bygones be bygones.
02:33I think Drew should forgive and forget.
02:35And then we have a nice, clean, technical wrestling match.
02:38There will be no forgiveness.
02:39There will be no forgetting.
02:40There's still time to change things.
02:42I've been here long enough.
02:43I think things change on a whim.
02:44Get Sonya Deville back out here.
02:46I'm sure Pierce is in town.
02:48I just think it's a little unnecessary to put Mad Cat Moss this deep in harm's way.
02:53Why are you so concerned about the health and well-being of Mad Cat Moss?
02:56Because they hung out together.
03:00It's easy to buy a friendship, I suppose.
03:03Hey, I'm a little upset at you, by the way.
03:05Are you mad at me?
03:05Why?
03:06I didn't get a lovey-dovey text from you last night.
03:10You all want to tell me something?
03:12Negative, Ghost Rider.
03:16The ferocity in the eyes of Drew McIntyre.
03:19This does not bode well for Mr. Moss.
03:22Mad Cat Moss wants no part of Drew McIntyre.
03:24Perhaps the giant sword that Drew's carrying.
03:28No count outs, no disqualifications.
03:31Falls count anywhere in the Superdome in Jetta.
03:34And I have to say, looking at Happy Corbin's face right now, he's borderline distraught.
03:39With good reason.
03:41He should be scared for the health of Mad Cat Moss.
03:43He may lose his sidekick tonight.
03:46And Happy Corbin, and look at this.
03:48An ambush on McIntyre.
03:50Two on one.
03:51Official Jessica Carr can do nothing because there's no disqualifications.
03:55Perfectly legal and brilliant.
03:58And if you're Drew McIntyre, you had to expect this.
04:01You had to believe that Happy Corbin was gonna waste no time getting involved to help his buddy.
04:05Well, I'm sure he did expect this.
04:07Drew McIntyre would never make excuses.
04:10It's just unfortunate that McIntyre doesn't have any friends in the world to come watch his back.
04:14McIntyre prefers to handle his business by himself.
04:17And now Mad Cat Moss hanging on.
04:19Drew McIntyre with a close one.
04:24McIntyre weathering the early storm.
04:26All taken.
04:27Mad Cat Moss all the way to the outside.
04:32And again, you can do any damage you want outside the ring.
04:35Because there are no count outs.
04:38Moss straight into the barricade.
04:41What about Drew McIntyre making his return?
04:44Good lord.
04:45They heard that one all the way in Glasgow.
04:48And again, Corbin from behind.
04:51Yeah, McIntyre unfazed after that blow from Happy Corbin.
04:54Well, this is turning into a two on one handicap match here tonight.
04:58It may not be actually.
04:59I think Corbin's out of here.
05:01Corbin hightailing it out of the Superdome.
05:04Good idea.
05:09A boot from McIntyre stopped Moss dead in his tracks.
05:13Mad Cat Moss all alone now with Drew McIntyre.
05:18Yes.
05:18Worst case scenario for Moss.
05:20So much for the jokes.
05:22Now teetering on the edge of the-
05:24Uh-oh.
05:24This is too far, Drew.
05:26Look who's back.
05:27Thank God for Happy Corbin.
05:30Corbin again, just like a pest.
05:33At the opportune time attacking McIntyre.
05:35And the runner flex.
05:37Oh!
05:38Cover, cover by Mad Cat.
05:40Hook of the leg on McIntyre who kicks out.
05:43McIntyre was barely able to pop his right shoulder up.
05:46Bone-rattling impact on the entrance ramp, courtesy of a beautiful double-team suplex by Mad Cat Moss and Happy
05:54Corbin.
05:55And now, things are looking bright for Mad Cat Moss.
06:00Drew McIntyre thought he had chased off Happy Corbin.
06:02Corbin clearly back in the mix here.
06:05Corbin said for months that luck can be contagious.
06:08Perhaps that's the case for Moss tonight.
06:10Maybe Moss will defy the odds.
06:13Oh!
06:13Go away slam!
06:15Let's go!
06:15Cover again by Moss.
06:16Is it enough to win the matchup?
06:18Kick out!
06:22Corbin getting a bit frustrated, as is Moss.
06:26And we know Drew McIntyre's incredible fighting spirit, but
06:29having to face incredible odds right now for both Mad Cat Moss and Happy Corbin.
06:34Let's go, get it done!
06:39Forearm across the spine of McIntyre.
06:42And Drew's fighting valiantly.
06:45No disrespect to Drew McIntyre, but Drew's outnumbered.
06:49And to be fair, I think McIntyre should've planned a little better.
06:54Mad Cat Moss now taking the fight to McIntyre, drives him off the steel steps.
07:02Mad Cat looking to do further damage inside the ring now.
07:06A big smile, very happy night so far for Mad Cat Moss.
07:14Whoa!
07:15A throw by McIntyre.
07:16And Drew buys himself a little bit of time to regroup here.
07:21A change in the expression in the SmackDown Warrior.
07:27Fueled with intensity and disdain from Mad Cat Moss.
07:34And McIntyre with another throw!
07:37All the way to the other side of the ring.
07:39And a kip off by the former WWE Champion.
07:42I think Mad Cat's luck's about to run out.
07:45Maybe, or maybe not.
07:48Dragging.
07:50Moss, middle of the ring.
07:52Alabama star!
07:54Right on the top of his head!
07:55My God!
07:56Right on the top of Moss' head!
07:59Moss is gonna be- Watch this!
08:01After this!
08:02Mad Cat Moss spiked!
08:05And I have no idea how the hell Moss is still moving around.
08:09You and me both.
08:10All that football training and background and neck exercises.
08:15Right now, Mad Cat Moss should be thanking his lucky stars.
08:19Happy Corbin, that was brutal.
08:22Saving his partner, at least momentarily.
08:25And Moss is up and running, are you kidding me?
08:32I'm starting to believe Mad Cat Moss is indestructible.
08:35Belly-to-belly throw, and now McIntyre continuing.
08:38Okay.
08:39Whatever you say, Drew.
08:40Mad Cat Moss!
08:44McIntyre, Mad Cat Moss, suspenderless.
08:48Driven right into the table, over the announce table.
08:53Mad Cat Moss!
08:55I can't get over the fact that Mad Cat Moss is moving right now.
08:59Oh, he's being beaten to hell!
09:01He may be running on instinct and instinct alone, but look at this one more time.
09:07Mad Cat Moss was absolutely pile-driven in the center of the ring by McIntyre,
09:14and then launched over our announce table, and the fact that Moss is still moving,
09:19still fighting is a hell of a testament to what a tough son of a gun he is.
09:24Yeah, but maybe at this point he should just say, tap out or do something or say I quit,
09:28because McIntyre continues the punishment.
09:32I don't even know if Moss is aware that he's still in a fight.
09:34The fact is he's still moving.
09:37Oh!
09:37And Corbin again!
09:39Come on!
09:40Steel chair to the back of Drew McIntyre from Happy Corp.
09:45Oh!
09:46Now McIntyre throws it through the barricade!
09:51Moss for the cover!
09:52And the win!
09:54McIntyre kicks out!
10:01Corbin thought for sure that would be enough to put Drew McIntyre away!
10:05Many of us did, Saxton.
10:07Happy Corbin and Mad Cat Moss working in unison,
10:10putting Drew McIntyre through the barricade.
10:12But somehow, someway, the Scottish Warrior survives.
10:16What a brutal Falls Count Anywhere match.
10:21Happy Corbin is beside himself here at ringside.
10:25McIntyre's been fighting a handicap two-on-one match throughout.
10:31You got this!
10:34You got this!
10:36Corbin cheering on Mad Cat Moss,
10:38offering a little motivation and some direction.
10:43Come on!
10:44Moss now trying to will himself up those ropes.
10:46I don't even know how he's functioning and how he's-
10:48This is high risk, but that's what it's gonna take to defeat McIntyre.
10:51And McIntyre now meeting Moss at the top.
10:57Unleasing on Mad Cat Moss is Drew McIntyre lining up the chest of Moss.
11:05Knife edge chop echoing throughout the Jetta Superdome.
11:11And now McIntyre with Superplex and tensions on his mind!
11:18Massive!
11:20Just stay down, Mad Cat.
11:22Cover for the win!
11:25Moss somehow kicks out!
11:26Wow!
11:31Look at the impact from the top rope.
11:34The Scottish Warrior driving Mad Cat Moss down to the center of the ring.
11:40You can see Mad Cat's eyes roll in the back of his head.
11:44Credit to the toughness possessed by Moss.
11:48But as tough as Moss is, McIntyre continues to offer more.
11:52A hell of a match here tonight at the Superdome and Jetta.
11:55The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia falls count anywhere.
11:58McIntyre and Moss.
12:02Moss looking for a backslide.
12:04Shoulders down.
12:04Is it enough to knock off McIntyre?
12:06Rolls through.
12:07McIntyre, future shot!
12:10DDT!
12:10Is that enough?
12:13And look at McIntyre.
12:15I think McIntyre realizes he may need a little insurance.
12:18Exactly.
12:19Corbin's outside the ring.
12:20McIntyre realizing, I think, if I go into the cover, Corbin's gonna interfere anyway.
12:24There's an example on Angela.
12:26God, it just.
12:28I mean, technically it's not illegal.
12:32Well, that is one way to keep Corbin out of the action.
12:36And with Angela in hand.
12:39Three, two, one.
12:41Welcome to clean country.
12:47Angela in hand.
12:55Here is your winner, Drew McIntyre.
13:00A little assist from Angela to keep Happy Corbin at bay.
13:05And it is Drew McIntyre who pins Madcap Moss.
13:09Happy Corbin and Madcap Moss pushed Drew McIntyre over the line, past the limits.
13:15Drew McIntyre lost his mind tonight.
13:18And it was all perfectly legal, including this.
13:23Whoa.
13:24Brightening close call for Happy Corbin.
13:27And then a Claymore from Madcap Moss.
13:31A highly satisfying victory for Drew McIntyre.
13:42McIntyre, without saying a word, issues a warning to Happy Corbin.
13:47Yours is coming.
13:51What a win tonight for Drew McIntyre.
13:55Phil McIntyre!
14:29Two people out of here.
14:31The world.
14:33The world is solid.
14:35And I love it.
14:36I love it.
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