00:01Check it, guys.
00:05What do you got there, Sherman?
00:07Kibbles or bits?
00:09Actually, I've got baby carrots, organic apple juice, and a tuna sandwich.
00:14It's super hype and a mega-3s.
00:17So you eat human food, huh?
00:20Yeah, why wouldn't I?
00:21Because you're a dog.
00:23No, I'm not.
00:24Sure you are.
00:25Your dad's a dog, so you're a dog too.
00:27I think you're confused. It's an adopt-a-relationship.
00:30Zip it, Carl.
00:31Okay.
00:32Here, I'll show you.
00:33Fetch!
00:36Go on, doggie, go get your lunch.
00:38Go on, go get it.
00:42Ah, the humiliation.
00:44Sherman, go get your food.
00:47Make like a good little doggie.
00:49Frupp, frupp!
00:57What's this?
00:58It's mine. Give it back.
01:00What is it?
01:00A whistle?
01:03Ugh.
01:04Stupid thing doesn't even work.
01:06It's a dog whistle, Penny.
01:07It operates at a frequency that only dogs can hear.
01:10Back up, Carl.
01:11Okay.
01:12Hey, that whistle's my private property.
01:14Give it back.
01:15Jump, doggie, jump.
01:16I'm not a dog.
01:18Come on, Sherman.
01:19Just admit it, you're a dog.
01:21Saint.
01:22Let me go.
01:23Not until you beg, like a dog.
01:25Come on, Sherman.
01:27Beg.
01:32Mr. Peabody, thank you for coming in on such short notice to discuss the problem with Sherman.
01:38Oh, it's not a problem at all, Principal Purdy.
01:40I fully expected this.
01:41You did?
01:42Yes, and as with all things Sherman related, I prepared for it.
01:45Here's a curriculum that takes Sherman's advanced preparation into account,
01:48but won't require you to have him skip one or more grades.
01:50Mr. Peabody.
01:51Here are some pre-algebra worksheets, an advanced reading list,
01:53and a link to a website I created so we can start studying Mandarin Chinese.
01:57It is, after all, the language of the future.
01:59Mr. Peabody.
02:00I'm not saying he shouldn't study French too, Principal Purdy.
02:02I'm saying have him do both.
02:03Mr. Peabody.
02:04What, not enough?
02:05Swahili?
02:06Luga moja hetoshi?
02:08Sherman got into a fight today.
02:10Oh, dear.
02:13Pictures were taken for insurance purposes.
02:24He bit her.
02:26I must say, it doesn't look good for you, Mr. Peabody.
02:31After all, you are a dog.
02:34Who, may I ask, are you?
02:36I am Miss Grunyon from the Bureau of Child Safety and Protection.
02:40We're required by law to contact them whenever there's an...
02:45incident.
02:46Sherman's never done anything like this before.
02:49I'm sure he must have had a reason.
02:50Well, the girl was being a bit of a bully.
02:53Quiet, Purdy.
02:54It's normal for children to tease.
02:56It's not normal for them to bite.
02:59Clearly, it's because of how he's being raised.
03:02In my opinion, a dog can never be a suitable parent to a little boy.
03:07I must point out, Miss Grunyon, that I won the right to adopt Sherman in a court of law.
03:12And the court can take it away from you.
03:15I'll be coming to your home tomorrow evening to conduct an investigation.
03:20If I discover that you are in any way an unfit parent, I will see to it Sherman is removed
03:26from your custody.
03:33Permanently.
