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00:00Breaking news. According to the space agency, a giant asteroid is headed straight for Earth.
00:05Calculations based on its speed and size show that this impact will be...
00:11Yo, look!
00:14It's the end of the world! Citizens, rest assured. Our hero, Miracle Man, will save us all!
00:26It's Miracle Man! Yes!
00:29Over here!
00:30Go, Miracle Man! Go! Our hero!
00:39He was our only hope. The one we counted on. But... He crumbled!
00:56Crap! Did I oversleep?
00:58Wait. Where's my combat suit? Why am I here? That's weird. Could it be magic? Do asteroids even use magic?
01:10Whatever. Anyway, let's hit the city.
01:13Is this really big city? Something feels off.
01:17Thank you for watching the hero ranking. Today's number one in the point ranking is Spirit Corps' ace, Black Samurai!
01:30She took on hordes of zombies all by herself.
01:34Dude, isn't first place Miracle Man?
01:37Miracle Man? Who's that? What company is he from?
01:41You gotta be kidding me! You don't know Miracle Man? He's the hero who saved the world!
01:45Huh?
01:46This is a zombie! Whoa! No way! A zombie!
01:50Huh? Where's the zombie?
01:53No way.
01:55The zombie they're talking about.
01:57Is it me?
01:58That can't be.
02:00No!
02:00Oh! I really did turn into a zombie!
02:03Why?
02:04No, calm down. This has to be a dream.
02:08Huh?
02:09Eliminate the zombie! Now!
02:12Huh?
02:14A zombie! Eliminate on sight!
02:22Dude, hold on!
02:24It's a misunderstanding. I'm not some zombie. Trust me.
02:29What?
02:37Hey! Hear me out!
02:40This guy's tough. My reinforced alloy blade can't even scratch him.
02:44Plus, a talking zombie? Never heard that before.
02:47No matter what, I'm taking him down!
02:49For a zombie, he's fast!
02:52Heroes these days really hit rock bottom.
02:55Compared to Miracle Man, you're a total scrub.
03:00Miracle Man?
03:03Mommy? Why do grown-ups hate Miracle Man?
03:08Grandpa told me Miracle Man's the greatest hero ever!
03:14Well, that's because, thanks to him, the whole world became a living hell.
03:22Total hell.
03:27You don't know Squat, so don't you dare speak his name.
03:31Skill release, 73%.
03:41You actually got pretty strong, huh? That's more like it.
03:45But, compared to a real hero, you're still miles away!
03:54Yeah, you're strong because of that suit, but it's draining your life too, right?
03:58Keep this up and you're dead.
04:00None of your damn business.
04:05Zombie, I will never lose.
04:10Don't overdo it. You're barely even standing, aren't you?
04:16Black Samurai stats are all below average.
04:18If this keeps up...
04:20Sky System's booting up.
04:23But Black Samurai's still in the combat zone.
04:26If she gets caught in that...
04:27That's just a roll of the dice.
04:30What?
04:33Hold on.
04:36What the heck?
04:47Izzy, have you turned on the TV yet?
04:51Grandpa, you're slow. I'm already watching.
04:54Oh, my bad. My bad.
04:57Hey, Grandpa, is Miracle Man really as strong as he is on TV?
05:03Oh, of course he is.
05:06I filmed that video myself.
05:09Miracle Man is the strongest hero.
05:12When you're in trouble, he'll be the first to come help you.
05:18Wow.
05:24Miracle Man.
05:26You okay?
05:30Don't you dare look.
05:31I saved your life.
05:33What do you mean, pervert?
05:35Naked pervert zombie.
05:37Don't come near me.
05:39Huh?
05:42Looks like my ride's here.
05:48Or are you here to capture me?
05:51All right, fine.
05:52I'll go with you then.
05:55Wait.
05:56Why am I still naked?
05:59My bad.
06:00Sorry to keep you waiting.
06:01I am Michael Hughes, president of Spirit Corp.
06:06Naked pervert.
06:07But seriously, give me some clothes!
06:09Why don't you put some clothes on?
06:12Boss said he wanted to speak with you, leaving nothing to the imagination.
06:16This month's bonus is cut, and next month's is delayed.
06:21Speaking of which, you actually shot me, huh?
06:25Then, you just waltz in front of me.
06:28What's your game?
06:29You two are both alive, right?
06:31We evacuated the citizens' tomb.
06:33Zero casualties.
06:34This is a brilliant outcome.
06:36What I want to know is how you're living a normal life as a zombie.
06:44Am I really a zombie?
06:49Well, we, Spirit Corp, are one of the top five hero companies in the world.
06:54Our job is zombie extermination.
06:56If you join us, I'll keep your identity a secret.
06:59Plus, you can become one of the world's top heroes.
07:02What's in it for me?
07:04Your company doesn't help people for free, does it?
07:07Don't you think it's more beneficial for us to have you as an ally rather than an enemy?
07:13Her name is Izzy.
07:15She's your partner.
07:16Please, get along well with her.
07:18Why me?
07:20You two seem to hit it off.
07:24Huh?
07:25Who would hit it off with this jerk?
07:27That's my line!
07:28See?
07:29I told you you'd hit it off.
07:31By the way, you.
07:33You're a Miracle Man fan, right?
07:34I haven't seen any of his merch around lately.
07:36Did something happen?
07:38What was that?
07:39Don't talk to me like we're friends.
07:42Now I'll show you what Miracle Man messed up.
07:45Get a good look.
07:51We're here.
07:57This is one of the areas that got hit hardest by the Doomsday Incident.
08:01When Doomsday hit, Miracle Man couldn't completely destroy the meteorite.
08:06So fragments that threatened humanity rained down from the sky.
08:10And then zombies erupted everywhere.
08:14When the zombies showed up, Miracle Man was nowhere to be found.
08:18When everyone needed him most, he just disappeared.
08:25Why?
08:26So I failed to destroy the meteorite?
08:29Damn it.
08:30I'm a failure as a hero.
08:33After everything fell apart, the official announcement said Miracle Man was dead.
08:39And they even built a grave for him.
08:41It's a joke, right?
08:44When the world was falling apart, the invincible Miracle Man just died.
08:49That's why I swore I'd never become a fake hero like him.
08:54I'm gonna be a true hero.
08:59This fight's on another level.
09:01Is that an A-rank zombie?
09:03Is he?
09:04Your bike.
09:06I'm still paying it off.
09:08I'm totally taking that guy down.
09:11I'm gonna get revenge, Captain Bikey.
09:15You named her bike?
09:23That was...
09:24An escaped A-ranked zombie from the database.
09:38What?
09:39Crap, I can't get my guard up in time.
09:50You're fights with me.
09:52Crap, I should've worn my combat suit.
09:57Are you okay?
10:00I still got some fight left.
10:03You are a zombie.
10:06Hold on.
10:07I'm no zombie.
10:09I'm a new hire at Spirit Corps.
10:15This guy, he's a specialized armored type?
10:19Lightning Industries' weapons won't cut it against him.
10:23Damn it.
10:24Whoa.
10:26You just show up out of nowhere, doing whatever you want,
10:29and on top of that, you trashed Captain Bikey.
10:33Time to cut it out!
10:42This is a pain in the butt.
10:44Man, I wish these heroes would think about us regular Joes
10:46who gotta clean up their messes.
10:48So, he actually was a massive Miracle Man fan, huh?
10:51He can't just go smashing everything to pieces
10:53without a care in the world.
10:55Seriously, how much trouble is he causing for everyone else?
10:58What's up with that attitude?
10:59It seriously bugs me.
11:01Caden's the new guy, right?
11:03Just chill, man.
11:04I'll handle this.
11:06Though his power isn't exactly new guy level.
11:10The higher a zombie's rank, the crazier its abilities get.
11:15Some even move in ways that defy physics.
11:18That's why their bodies are super valuable.
11:23Gotcha.
11:24Plus, their bodies can undergo secondary mutation and, like, come back to life.
11:29So, if they're not dealt with correctly...
11:33All right, all right, got it.
11:34No!
11:34It's a secondary mutation!
11:37Whatever.
11:38I gotta smash them all, right?
11:40Help!
11:40Help!
11:41Help!
11:45Oh, great.
11:46More cleanup for us.
11:49No!
11:50Huh.
11:51Listen, when people are talking, you moron!
11:53Don't get all high and mighty just because you took down an A-ranked zombie.
11:56If it had been an S-ranked zombie, everyone would be dead.
12:03An S-ranked zombie actually got found!
12:05If we take you down, we'll be famous!
12:09You'll get sweet off us from Spirit Corp, then.
12:13You fools.
12:15Last year, we were elites who actually made it to Spirit Corp's final triumphs.
12:20Yeah, I can handle, like, a dozen A-ranked zombies on my own.
12:24So lame.
12:27Now, now, don't underestimate us.
12:30Let's pound this guy.
12:32Hey, don't run!
12:33Wait!
12:37Really, truly pathetic.
12:42Is this even edible?
12:44Shut up.
12:45That's plenty good enough for a zombie.
12:47I'm not a zombie.
12:49I'm Miracle Man.
12:50Yeah, yeah.
12:51Miracle Man's idiot fan, right?
12:54Fine.
12:55Then you eat it with me.
12:57I'm good.
12:58I already ordered takeout.
13:00I want takeout, too!
13:02Huh?
13:03Yo, what's up?
13:04No more takeout?
13:06Urgent message from the boss.
13:08Looks like an S-ranked zombie just popped up.
13:11Oh, for real?
13:13Is that takeout place still open?
13:14Starting tomorrow, as a Spirit Corps employee, you'll be getting some joint special training.
13:19The S-ranked zombie hunt is about to begin.
13:21Say what?
13:22Am I going as well?
13:24I'll tell you.
13:24All right.
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