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Aired (March 1, 2026): Sa muling pagbabalik ng 'TBATS', naki-ride si Kelvin Miranda para bulabugin ang mga estudyante sa Maynila!
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For more TBATS Full Episodes, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmBwPufeiJecYjdR3gs2P6Bu
Watch the full episodes of your favorite GMA shows on the new GMA Play app.
Download now on Google Play and App Store. Also available on GMANetwork.com/GMAPlay and Android TVs!
Catch the latest episodes of 'The Boobay and Tekla Show' on GMA Network on Sundays at 10:10 PM, hosted by the fantastic duo of Boobay and Tekla. #TheBoobayAndTeklaShow #TBATS #TBATSTawaIsLife
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00:13More Tawa, More Saya!
00:15More Tawa, More Saya!
00:24More Tawa, More Saya!
00:27Tika, Tika!
00:29Pamayin mo ah!
00:31Sa question, may pakpak ang balita, may tay nga ang blank!
00:363, 4, 3 pa!
00:39Correct!
00:40Siyempre malika, do ito naman!
00:4350 pesos isa, ma'am.
00:46Asino, bago?
00:47Ikaw pa.
00:48Sige!
01:05We made it, my friend!
01:06Yes!
01:07We made it, my friend!
01:08Grabe!
01:08Nakarating tayo din sa Spain, gamit ang VAS!
01:10Diba?
01:11Grabe!
01:12My friend, sakit!
01:13Ano?
01:14Akala ko lang sa Spain, tayo!
01:15Bakit may flag doon ng Pilipinas?
01:18Saan?
01:19Ayun, friend, doon!
01:20Blue, ayun, yellow, ano ba?
01:22Pero okay lang yun, diba?
01:24Kasi pag sa Pilipinas naman, hindi sabihin nun,
01:26madami na yung Freud ang puntahang lugar!
01:28Naman!
01:29Kurika dyan, friend!
01:30Kurika dyan!
01:30Kaya sa mga katibats natin dyan,
01:32maalay nyo, one of these days,
01:33yung lugar nyo lang pupuntahan natin, diba?
01:36Sama-sama sa kulitan!
01:37Sama-sama sa tawanan!
01:39Here, there, and everywhere!
01:41Tibats on the go!
01:56Tara na!
01:58Tara na!
01:58Tibats na!
01:59May tulitan, may tawanan at marami pang iba!
02:02Tara na!
02:03Tara na!
02:04Tibats na!
02:05Narito na ang nambalang na palaging on the go!
02:09Tara na!
02:10Tibats na!
02:11Dabubay and Tekla Show!
02:13Yo!
02:14At siyempre dahil ispesyal ang ating episode tonight,
02:17dapat ispesyal din ang co-host natin.
02:19May putin co-host tayo.
02:20Siyempre, lahat ay dito ispesyal.
02:22Kaya naman, eto ha!
02:23Eto, Brent!
02:23Ano yung my friend?
02:24Nakumula sa mundo ng mga sangre!
02:26Totoo ba yun?
02:27Abadi nahalaw tayo dito sa mundo ng mga hayop-ubay!
02:30Yes!
02:30Magbukong dinadamay dyan!
02:31Mundo mo lang yan!
02:32Mundo ng mga hayop!
02:33Oo!
02:33Yan naman ganyan labi, ha!
02:36And I'm sure,
02:36ang dami nagtataka at nagtatanong,
02:38sino kaya yun?
02:39Makumakatima!
02:40Ito na!
02:40Watch this!
02:45Gabi-gabi natin siyang napapanood
02:47sa primetime series na
02:49Encantadia Chronicles Sangre!
02:52Ang bagong nakapangalagaan
02:53ng brilyante ng tubig!
02:55Tonight,
02:57handa na siyang magpakilig!
02:59Si Sangre Adamos ng Lireo,
03:02Kelvin Miranda!
03:06Yes!
03:07Kakapuso mga katibas!
03:09Ha?
03:10Magpagapang for Mr. Kelvin Miranda!
03:14Welcome!
03:16Welcome!
03:16Welcome to D-Bats on the go!
03:18Naku naman!
03:19Nagkis siya sa mga tita niya!
03:21Ah!
03:21Bago ang lahat para sa inyo!
03:22Ah!
03:23Aba naman!
03:24Eh!
03:25Dami yan sa Incantadia!
03:26Aba!
03:26Ang bait naman ni Kelvin!
03:28Talagang pinanindigan niya
03:29ang pag-aalaga niya sa
03:30Brilyante ng alangubay!
03:32Nakakalangas niya!
03:32Totoo ba yan?
03:34Naku!
03:35Iinomin natin pumamaya!
03:36Nakaka-proud naman tong ubay!
03:37Tore ka dyan, my friend!
03:38Alamat, Kelvin.
03:39Sa bigla sa busy niyang nischedule talagang...
03:41Diba, busy siya pagiging konsihal ng Kaloocan?
03:43Nangiging konsihal ng Kaloocan!
03:45Ah!
03:45Hindi siya konsihal!
03:47Ah!
03:47Esca Federation chairman siya!
03:49Huwag mo nang nagotas!
03:51Tama?
03:51Hindi, hindi, hindi!
03:52Ani rin?
03:53Yata ako yung guest nyo eh!
03:54Ay, hindi ikaw yun!
03:56Hindi ako yun!
03:56Ang dami nagli-request sa mga katibas natin
03:58sa Facebook at Youtube
03:59pakitanggalin mo naman daw yun
04:00para makita yung masa mo!
04:01Ah!
04:02Ang buwapo!
04:03Oo!
04:04Pa-flex naman!
04:05Pa-flex naman!
04:06Ah!
04:07Ang hihira naman si Bubay!
04:09Ngayon, magandang araw sa inyong lakad
04:11at nandito tayo ngayon sa...
04:13Spain!
04:14Spain!
04:15Kaya may tangbas na karating kami dito.
04:17Inaliligan kami nasa Spain kami
04:18pero ito ang gusto mong tanong sa'yo, friend.
04:20Ready ka na bang maki-on the go sa amin, Tekla?
04:23Ay, siyempre naman basta't makapagpasaya tayo ng mga tao.
04:26Okay.
04:27Dahil ready na siya, Bubay.
04:28Yun naman talaga, diba, my friend?
04:30Ah!
04:30Ready na ba kayo?
04:31Handa ka na?
04:32Andang-handa kami, anywhere.
04:33Ako inaayos ko pa yung sarili ko kasi ang guwapo-guwapo mo.
04:35Pero siyempre, dito natin malalaman kung sino ba talaga ang matalino
04:39at kung sino ang slow ang ulo in short.
04:43Pupo!
04:44Hindi ito ang ating...
04:46Freak on the go!
04:51Dito ang ang kaharempa mga yun.
04:53Andang ba ko si ate.
04:54Ang ganda pangalan mo.
04:55Pangalan.
04:56Adilyne po.
04:57Adilyne.
04:57Nacion saan ka Adilyne?
04:58Taga na-batas po.
04:59Ay!
05:00May trabaho ka na ba?
05:01Wala po.
05:04Anong status mo. Single ka ba?
05:05May boyfriend?
05:06Single po.
05:07Hey!
05:08You're a student.
05:10What course are you?
05:11B.Ed.
05:12Teacher.
05:13Hey!
05:14Future Educator!
05:15Ma'am!
05:16Ma'am!
05:16Because I will be a teacher someday,
05:19this is our first question!
05:21Did you hear it?
05:21Preview question!
05:22Question!
05:23Question!
05:25Question!
05:25Question!
05:28What is the monthly period?
05:31Go!
05:31Five!
05:32Four!
05:33Three!
05:34Two!
05:35One!
05:35What's up?
05:36What's the answer?
05:38Menstruation?
05:39Menstruation is...
05:41Correct!
05:43You have...
05:45One, two, three, four, five, six...
05:4620,000!
05:49Monthly period or...
05:50Regla!
05:52Yes!
05:53Angelica, what's up?
05:53Angelica Piliado.
05:55Angelica!
05:56Angelica Piliado.
05:57Your question is Piliado.
05:59That's right.
05:59Can you answer your question?
06:01Okay.
06:01Okay.
06:02This is the question.
06:04If the info is the information,
06:07and the demo is the demonstration...
06:10Demonstration?
06:11Yes!
06:12And the lotto is the...
06:13What?
06:15Five!
06:16Five!
06:17Lotion!
06:19Lotion!
06:19Lotion!
06:20Lotion!
06:21That's right!
06:21Lotion!
06:23Correct!
06:25Correct!
06:25That's right!
06:26That's right!
06:26Because the lotion is correct!
06:27Correct!
06:28That's right!
06:29I'm going to tolerate it!
06:32Because of that?
06:33Wrong!
06:34Because the answer is...
06:36Lottery!
06:37Hi, baby!
06:38We're not here!
06:39You're not here!
06:40You're not here!
06:40You're not here!
06:41You're not here!
06:41You're not here!
06:41You're not here!
06:42What's your name?
06:45Alisa Santiago.
06:46Alisa Santiago?
06:47You're not here!
06:48Are you ready?
06:50I'm ready!
06:51I'm ready!
06:52I'm ready!
06:53This is the question!
06:54The question!
06:55When you leave here,
06:56what day is the day of the Saturday?
06:59Answer!
07:01Five!
07:02Four!
07:02Three!
07:03Two!
07:04What day is the Saturday?
07:06Friday!
07:07Friday!
07:08Friday!
07:09Correct!
07:11Five!
07:12Five!
07:14Five!
07:15Five!
07:16Five!
07:17Five!
07:18Okay!
07:21Two!
07:23Perfect 10!
07:24Perfect 10!
07:25Perfect 10!
07:26Perfect 10!
07:26One!
07:29Here is the question.
07:30If the watermelon is 1,
07:32what is the Water Buffalo?
07:36Water Buffalo.
07:37Water Buffalo.
07:38Five!
07:38Four
07:39Three
07:40Two
07:41One
07:42What!?
07:42Kalabaw
07:43Kalabaw is...
07:44Correct!
07:46Ayan
07:474, 2, 3, 4, 100,000!
07:50Get beat!
07:51Okay, ready ka na?
07:53Heads full
07:53Okay, ang tanong
07:54True or false?
07:56Ah, false?
07:57False
07:57True or false?
07:59A monkey eating eagle
08:01Ay!
08:02Isang...
08:03True or false?
08:05False
08:05False?
08:06Why?
08:08What?
08:08Iguil.
08:09What?
08:09What's your name?
08:11What's your name?
08:13It's just a word, Iguil.
08:15Iguil.
08:16Iguil is correct!
08:19That's how sweet.
08:211, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 8.
08:25How's he?
08:26Hey, it's Adam.
08:28Is that ready to answer my questions?
08:30Is he ready?
08:32I'm ready to answer the questions around you.
08:34If the Indonesians are from Indonesia and the Malaysians are from Malaysia,
08:40where are the people of the country?
08:42Go!
08:42I'm from the Philippines.
08:44Philippines?
08:46Correct!
08:48How do you know how you feel?
08:49How do you feel?
08:51One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!
08:52$20,000!
08:54Great!
08:55Can you ask Kelvin?
08:57What's your name?
08:58Nicole!
09:00This is the question for you.
09:01What are the people of the Philippines in the Philippines?
09:06Go!
09:07One, four, three, two, one!
09:10What?
09:11Space!
09:12Space!
09:13Space!
09:14Space!
09:16Oh!
09:18Grabe!
09:19Wait, let's answer your question.
09:21Same question.
09:22Go!
09:23What are the people of the Philippines in the Philippines in the Philippines?
09:26Japan.
09:27America!
09:29America is wrong!
09:30Oh!
09:31Oh!
09:31That's right!
09:33I feel like you were the ones who had a B1, B2!
09:35Okay!
09:37That's right!
09:38The answer is...
09:39Japan!
09:41Japan!
09:41The first time of the Philippines is the first time of the Philippines?
09:42Yes!
09:44What's the name of the Philippines?
09:46What's your name?
09:47Emeho.
09:48Emeho!
09:49Emeho!
09:49The parents always have to think about it during our time.
09:52The next February is the first time of the Philippines.
09:56Emeho!
09:56Emeho!
09:56Emeho!
09:56Oh, man.
09:57Oh, oh.
09:58Okay.
09:59Ready?
10:00P20,000?
10:02Ready?
10:03Ready?
10:03Okay.
10:04And, you know what?
10:05Kompletuhin ang pamagat ng pelikula ni Sharon Cunetan,
10:10na nakaka-relate kami ni Tecla.
10:11Tama.
10:13Bukas luluhod ang mga Black.
10:16Five, four, three,
10:19Bakla.
10:21Tama.
10:23Tama!
10:25Tama!
10:25Tama.
10:26Pero tama ba bubay?
10:27Tama.
10:28Pero tama.
10:28Bakla is?
10:30Correct!
10:31Correct pa?
10:32May schedule ako bukas.
10:34Sige.
10:34I-tolerate natin ni bubay.
10:36Sige.
10:37Meron ka!
10:38P20,000 pesos!
10:39Yes!
10:40Pero tama sa ko talaga ay?
10:42Tawala.
10:43Bukas, luluhod ang mga kalang bakla.
10:46Tawala.
10:47At yun naman, aminin nyo ha?
10:49Ang sarap naman talagang kausap ang mga kababayan natin.
10:53Sobrang sarap nila kausap.
10:55Medyo na kaya kagutom eh.
10:56Wala ba kayong mga pamirienda dyan?
10:58Ano ba naman niya?
10:59Ayon ako naman Kelvin.
11:00Ikaw nakaisip at ikaw man libre eh.
11:02Uy! Bisita natin!
11:03Atas pa crazy!
11:04Oh my!
11:05Bisita natin yan!
11:06Wala lang yan yan.
11:07Ilibre kita.
11:08Ay!
11:09Ay sabahay!
11:10Ay sabahay!
11:12O kaya naman, kainan time na si Google.
11:23Ito po ang bagong-bagong game na...
11:25Sabi!
11:29Madali lang naman, di ba?
11:30Very simple lang ito.
11:31Fill in the blanks ng ating game.
11:33Ang gagawin nyo lang, guys,
11:34Kung kumpleto nyo naman po ang famous sayings,
11:37proverbs, kasabihan,
11:38o dili kaya mga quotes.
11:39Example teklas.
11:40Sabi mo nga ito.
11:42Ang taong nagigipit sa blank kumakapit.
11:46Ulitin ko.
11:46Okay.
11:47Ang taong nagigipit sa blank kumakapit.
11:50Bakla?
11:51Ang ganit!
11:52Tama ka dyan, my friends!
11:54Siyempre, may ipamimigay tayo.
11:57Etnib etnib lang.
11:58Etnib etnib lang.
12:00Kaya alam mo, guys, ready na ba kayo?
12:02Ready!
12:03Ready na!
12:04Okay.
12:04Agad na galing natin to.
12:05Sila ang ating player number one.
12:07Puesto!
12:07Puesto!
12:08Yes, ano pangalan?
12:10Hi, everyone.
12:11My name is Paola Rezainar Patak.
12:12Ready ka lang?
12:14Yes.
12:14Okay, here's the question.
12:16May pakpak ang balita.
12:17May tay nga ang blank.
12:20Blank.
12:21One.
12:22Two.
12:22Two.
12:23Three.
12:23Lipa!
12:24Four.
12:25Lipa!
12:27May tay nga ang...
12:28Correct!
12:29Siyempre, malika.
12:30Do ito lang.
12:31Ang bodo!
12:33Halik!
12:35Ano ba yan?
13:02Lupa!
13:03Lupa!
13:03Lupa!
13:03Lupa!
13:04Ilang taong ka na?
13:0436.
13:05Kaya pala!
13:06Lupa!
13:06Lupa is...
13:08Correct!
13:09Kaya naman nararo ka lang!
13:10Twenty thousand!
13:12Twenty thousand!
13:13Twenty thousand!
13:14Congratulations, ate!
13:16Ang galing mo!
13:17Pangalan?
13:18Lorenzo A. Mucho po.
13:19Ang ganda na pangalan, Lorenzo A. Mucho po.
13:23Ano mo si Bisami Mocho?
13:25Third casting niya, feeling ko.
13:27Lolo ko po siya.
13:28Lolo mo.
13:28Okay.
13:29Ano naman ang kursong kinukuha mo?
13:31Education po.
13:32Major in PE po.
13:33Ooy! Physical education!
13:35So, mahili ka. Ano sport yung paborito mo?
13:38Volleyball.
13:38Ooy! Volleyball!
13:39Ano ka? Ano ka doon?
13:41Libero lang po.
13:42Libero!
13:42Paano paano? Kunwari?
13:43Game.
13:44Presto. Game.
13:44Okay. Libero pa?
13:45Ayan.
13:47Spike! Spike! Spike! Spike! Spike!
13:48Oh! Galing! Mag Spike! Diba?
13:52Ano yan?
13:52Ano yan?
13:53Sige.
13:54Okay.
13:55Ang taong walang blank, nasa loob ang kulo.
13:58Ang taong walang imik, nasa loob ang kulo.
14:01Ooy!
14:03Ooy!
14:05Mali!
14:06Next! Next! Next! Next! Next!
14:07Anong pangalan? Ang ganda niya!
14:09Ana Sophia.
14:10Ana Sophia.
14:11Eto pa rin ang tanong.
14:13Ang taong walang blank, nasa loob ang kulo.
14:16Ang taong may hiya.
14:18Iniba niya!
14:20Iniba niya!
14:20Oo!
14:21Mahiyak!
14:22Taong walang blank, nasa loob ang kulo.
14:38Okay!
14:38Takure ito?
14:39Takure!
14:40Takure!
14:41Okay.
14:43Pagmataong biga, sama mo takure.
14:45Gusto kita ang pakuloan.
14:46Next.
14:47Pangalan?
14:48Trish po.
14:49Trish.
14:50Ang tanong, maingay ba kami?
14:54Game.
14:55Ang tanong, ang taong walang...
14:57Tsapa.
14:58Warning kayo.
14:59Warning kayo your hair.
15:00Ikaw nakaisip ng game na to eh.
15:02Okay.
15:03Ang taong walang blank, nasa loob ang kulo.
15:06Walang...
15:06Kuryente.
15:07Walang kuryente.
15:09Punta ka ng Miralco.
15:11Sabi ko mali na naman yan tuloy.
15:12O mali ka ba eh.
15:14Sayang.
15:14Hindi ka sila kikinigil.
15:16Ay.
15:16Ay, ano ba ang alin?
15:18Patrick.
15:18Ha?
15:19Ay, Patrick.
15:20Ay, walang...
15:22Friend, pagi ka sinusuportahan kita ha?
15:25Ayan.
15:26Ayan.
15:28Ready ka na ba?
15:29Panalo ng 20,000 pesos.
15:31Okay, ready?
15:31Okay.
15:32Ang tanong.
15:33Ang taong walang blank, nasa loob ang kulo.
15:38Oriente po.
15:40Sinabi na yun na.
15:41Oo.
15:43Iba?
15:44Tubig po.
15:45Walang tubig ay nasa loob ang kulo.
15:48Tubig.
15:48Okay, doon ka doon.
15:49Doon kayo nakiinip siguro sa inyo?
15:52Olex naman.
15:53Anong pangalan naman?
15:54Charles Canoya.
15:55Baby boy.
15:55Charles?
15:56Ikaw naman Charles, kaklasi mo rin ba sila?
15:58Hindi po.
15:58Hindi.
15:58Kakilala mo?
15:59Hindi.
16:00Ay hindi.
16:00So napadaan lang talaga siya dito sa Amsterdam.
16:03Correct.
16:03Sure kaming masasabi po ito.
16:05Ang tanong.
16:06Ang taong walang blank, nasa loob ang kulo.
16:09Tubo.
16:10Tubo.
16:11Tubo.
16:12Tubo.
16:13Ang taong walang tubo, nasa loob ang kulo.
16:17Galing.
16:17The answer is?
16:19Tubo.
16:20Tubo.
16:20Oo.
16:21Next question tayo.
16:23Ready ka na?
16:25Up.
16:26Okay.
16:26Listen.
16:27The pen is mightier than the blank.
16:31The paint?
16:32The paint.
16:33Oh, the paint is mightier than the paint.
16:37Oh, the paint.
16:37So yung sakit ay mas mightier.
16:40Paint as in my teeth.
16:42Nagpaliwanag pa talaga siya guys.
16:44Oo.
16:44Sa likod ka mali.
16:45Mali mali.
16:46The pen is mightier than the?
16:49Paint.
16:50Paint?
16:51Paint.
16:52Oh, inunit mo yung isa.
16:53Pinsan mo yun.
16:54O game.
16:55The pen is mightier than the?
16:57Pentelpen.
16:59Pentelpen.
17:00O diba?
17:00Tama naman.
17:01The pen is mightier.
17:02Kasi mas malaki ang pentelpen sa pen.
17:05O game.
17:06Listen.
17:06The pen is mightier than the?
17:09Ball pen.
17:10Ball pen naman.
17:11Kalaban ng pentelpen.
17:13Oo.
17:14Oo.
17:14Oo.
17:15Kaka-ano nyo yan.
17:16Kaka-online-online nyo.
17:17Game Lira.
17:18Sagutin muna ito.
17:19Sana alam mo naman na game.
17:21The pen is mightier than the?
17:23Pentel.
17:25Naawak ka pa ah sa pagka-bobo nyo ha?
17:29The pen.
17:30The pen is mightier than the?
17:35Paper.
17:36Paper.
17:38Paper.
17:38Paper.
17:38The pen is mightier than the?
17:40Anong ibig sabi niyo?
17:41Nakabalik ka?
17:43Hindi ako baba.
17:44Aka? Il IPO mo ito.
17:46O game.
17:46The pen is mightier than the?
17:48Sword.
17:49Sword.
17:50Sword.
17:50Sword.
17:50Tama ba?
17:56Yes!
17:59Yes!
18:02Thank you for having me.
18:03Yes!
18:03Okay, here we go.
18:06Your question is,
18:09are you still resting?
18:09while you're resting,
18:10the same thing you are resting,
18:11you're resting.
18:13I'm resting.
18:15I'm resting.
18:17I'm resting.
18:18I'm resting because I'm not alone.
18:19Oh, not a chance!
18:21Oh, not a chance!
18:23Alam ko na yan!
18:24Okay.
18:24Okay.
18:26Okay.
18:37Here's your question.
18:39Action speaks louder than words.
18:42Words!
18:42Ah!
18:43Correct!
18:44Ayan!
18:45Nanaro ka ng...
18:4820,000 pesos.
18:50Maraming marami salamat!
18:52Tanong, walang sumisira sa bakal kundi ang sariling lang kalawang.
18:59Kalawang is...
19:01Burris!
19:02Burris!
19:03Galing!
19:04Galing!
19:04Ang lakas niya nga nung mag-spike talaga.
19:07Balibulista nga siya.
19:08Galing!
19:09Okay.
19:10Here's your question.
19:10Kompletuin ang linya ni Nora Onor.
19:14Ayan!
19:14Okay.
19:15Isa to sa mga pelikula niya.
19:17My brother is not a...
19:20Gay?
19:21Gay!
19:22Is not a gay!
19:23Is not a gay!
19:24Is not a gay!
19:24Ang kapatid ko ay hindi baklo!
19:27Ayan!
19:28Ang kapatid ko ay tumboy!
19:30Ayan!
19:30Ayan!
19:31My brother is not a pig!
19:33Pig!
19:34Is correct!
19:3720,000!
19:38Ayan!
19:39Sinong hindi nakakuha ng cash?
19:41Ayan!
19:41Ay sila!
19:42Madami-dami!
19:42Okay lang!
19:43Ayan na nga!
19:44Ang dami natin ay pamigyan ng kapapreby, my friend!
19:46Pero ang tanong,
19:47Nag-enjoy ba kayo?
19:48Yes!
19:49At dahil nag-enjoy kayo,
19:51sabay-sabay natin gawin ang...
19:53G-MAS ON THE GO!
19:55Ayan!
19:55Ang tanong namin sa inyo ni Tekla,
19:57Bakit ang hot pot niyo?
19:58Yeah!
20:00Eh!
20:02Tawang-tawa ka dyan ha!
20:04Ako for sure!
20:05More tawa ka pa kung mag-subscribe ka!
20:07Kaya don't forget to subscribe sa YouLol!
20:10One click lang yan!
20:10S slaves a lot!
20:13kagawa ko sa iyo!
20:21Everyone man!
20:22Welcome to c-bats on the go!
20:25At syempre dahil isipan siya na ating mga c-bats,
20:27babatiin natin ay mga nakatuntok sa atin sa YouLol!
20:30Sa Facebook at sa YouTube!
20:32O di ba?
20:33Trending na tayo,
20:34kasi naman meron na tayong 10 million viewers!
20:35It's the worst! Hello Pa!
20:37That's why they saw it!
20:39It's the ordinary!
20:40So we're going to join the Mayor Isco Moreno of Manila!
20:46I'm so excited!
20:47He's the most beautiful and beautiful!
20:49We're going to go to him now!
20:50So let's go, my friend!
20:52Let's go, Chef Tenant!
20:55Hello Pa!
20:58Hello Pa!
21:00Hello Pa!
21:02Yes!
21:03Yes!
21:04Kasi mamangas ko kami!
21:08Ang ganda ng mga portraits doon, oh!
21:12Iba!
21:14Busog na busog pang yung mga mata
21:16pagpasok yun palang dito sa kanilang munisipyo!
21:18Iba dito sa, ano?
21:20Mainila talaga!
21:23Ayan si Yorme, oh!
21:25Ayan na gwapo, oh!
21:26Si Yorme!
21:28Yes!
21:31Yorme!
21:32Ay!
21:34Pwede pumasok?
21:36Okay lang!
21:40Ay!
21:41Ang gwapo!
21:44Hello Pa yun!
21:45Pwede po ba namin kayong abalain ngayon?
21:47Hindi, hindi pwede!
21:52Yorme!
21:52Ay, ito na talaga na mga katibang on the go!
21:55Ay, ang ganda naman ang office ni Yorme!
21:57Ay, ang ganda naman ang office ni Yorme!
21:58Wow!
22:00Ay, sige po! O, ang ganda!
22:03Wow!
22:05Ito na nga po, Yorme!
22:07Mailalahad po sana kami!
22:08Iba't sinubukis!
22:10Hindi!
22:11May kaso po si Tec lang!
22:15Pasensya na Yorme ha, pero sabrang Tecful kami!
22:18Thank you sa pagpapaulak sa amin ha!
22:20Makasama kayo dito sa,
22:22T-Bats on the go!
22:24Ayan!
22:25Pwede na dito po sa,
22:27T-Bats on the go!
22:28Ayan!
22:29Parang shy din ha!
22:31Baka lang pwede nyo rin gawin ni Yorme!
22:33T-Bats on the go!
22:34Ayan!
22:35Ayan!
22:36Grabe!
22:37Ito na yun!
22:38Ilabas na natin dyan!
22:39Ayan!
22:40Dakos, Yorme!
22:41Nagpagpasok pa rin namin dito!
22:42Huwag wala masyadong hindi didi-inan yung T-Bats on the go!
22:45Kasi sa amin iba dating nun!
22:47Ayan!
22:47Pag medyo lumailay yung pangalawang letra nun, iba namin yun!
22:51Ayaw!
22:51Ay, parang alam ko po yun!
22:54Parang familiar!
22:55At may trivia din si Tecla!
22:57Ano ang real name ni Yorme?
22:59Siyempe!
22:59Ayun o!
23:02Francisco!
23:03Isco!
23:04Isco!
23:05Moreno!
23:05Dumagoso!
23:06Ang galing!
23:08Alam ko mga pagmasyad ako eh!
23:11May manatakaw ako dito eh!
23:13Pag nalulungkot ako, pinapanood kita sa YouTube!
23:16Oh!
23:17Ayan!
23:18Ano mag-guess ka na dun sa Anubi!
23:20Ito ka yung mga short!
23:21Punta tayo sa Scooby!
23:22Mga show mo sa buong mundo!
23:24Kung sasaan ka nagpupunta!
23:26Oo nga!
23:27Oo!
23:27Tsaka yung na-issue ka last time, di ba?
23:31Ba't sino-sino kinalata mo?
23:35Eh, kwento natin mamaya!
23:36Oo nga!
23:37Mamaya yun!
23:37Pero Yorme ito para sa itong mga ito.
23:39Madami kaming katanungan na kailangan yung sabuti ng Bermi night!
23:43Kaya yung marami doon mamatay dito nung robot.
23:45Exactly!
23:46Mayroon lang lang dito mayroon.
23:47Kaya ito lang mayroon.
23:47Totoo!
23:48Mayroon lang dito!
23:49Mayroon lang dito!
23:50Mayroon lang dito!
23:50Inundin natin!
23:51Kapasok natin!
23:53Lamigin kasi ako!
23:54Kahit dalawa eh ko dyan!
23:56Kinakatay-katay ko pa misang-misan!
23:58Kaya mga mayor, ito lang na may iba lang.
24:00Kaya mayroon may magparamdam sa'yo dito ng old pong baklan?
24:03Kasi labiblink-blink ko yung ano!
24:06Eh, siyempre, this is an old building.
24:09That's a lot of story and events.
24:12Misan, yung mga events na nangyari dito, hindi ka nais-nais.
24:16Talagang maraming na-takey dito.
24:20Noong liberation particular.
24:24Kaya, noong vice-mayor ako, hanggang ngayon naman,
24:28noong vice-mayor ako doon sa 2nd floor,
24:30misa inaabot ako ng alas 11, alas 12 ng ating gabi.
24:35Sa opisina kasi mga utaw eh.
24:36Pinipilit kong harapin as much as I can.
24:39Eh, kaya lang misan, makaririnig ka ng yung kadena.
24:47Eh, matatakotin ako.
24:49Takot ako sa injeksyon.
24:52Takot ako sa hype.
24:54Takot ako sa multo.
24:55Pero hindi pa ako naka-ramdam ng multong bakla.
24:59Kasi wala pa mong may hipo.
25:02Ano ko Yorme, yung multong bakla bumubulong yun.
25:06Pero Yorme, ang guwapo-guwapo.
25:08Yung nag-iisip kami na ini-imagine namin, paano kayo matakot si Yorme.
25:12Ah!
25:13Yung mga ganon.
25:13Eh, hindi. Parang ganon din.
25:15Normal.
25:15Ganon din po?
25:16Oo.
25:16Nagugulatin din ako.
25:18Wah!
25:20Muso-uso kasing tanimindama din.
25:23Oh.
25:23Eh, na-associate ko yun sa patay eh.
25:26Oo.
25:26Kaya kinikilabung ka lang.
25:28Speaking of patay, Yorme.
25:30Kung saka-sakalin ba'y magpakita sa inyo na white lady.
25:33Ayan, white lady.
25:34Tapos niyaya kang mag-tiktok.
25:38Anong pwede yung sayawin?
25:39Okay lang ba sa'yo sayawin yung Dying Inside?
25:42Dying Inside.
25:42Dying Inside.
25:42O ano pa?
25:43Opa.
25:44Opa.
25:45Opa line.
25:46Opa line.
25:48Ayan.
25:49Saan po doon?
25:51Eh, Dying Inside.
25:52Dying Inside?
25:54Music, please.
25:56Ready.
25:57Ready pa na kami.
25:58Pwede diba ito mga tao?
26:00Oo.
26:01Pero yun nga po, Yorme isa din sa research namin nito.
26:03Alam ni-research tayo?
26:04Oo, siyempre eh.
26:05Pag tinuhanam mo ng drum sa taas, from the top,
26:09itong buong City Hall po parang hugis.
26:11Ano po siya?
26:11American Coppin.
26:13Oo, Kabago.
26:13They call it the American Coppin Design.
26:16It was designed by Burnham.
26:18Ano po?
26:19Alam yung Burnham Park.
26:20Okay, sa Baguio.
26:22Okay.
26:22That guy designed Manila
26:25as next to, as if it is like a Washington,
26:29or District of Columbia.
26:31Okay.
26:32Kaya mapapansin mo doon sa diseño,
26:35ang mga katabi ng City Hall,
26:37government offices.
26:39Parks,
26:40open green spaces,
26:41yung old-school,
26:43si Burnham yun,
26:45architect Burnham.
26:47Talaga nga nito yung Yorme ah,
26:49destiny mo nyo talaga ito kasi yung hogis,
26:52kabaong,
26:53kaya ang daming patay sa inyo.
26:55Kaya ang daming patay sa inyo.
26:56Right?
26:57Uuuuuhh
27:01Kasi binatao ko na lapis.
27:04Kulit ka.
27:06I don't believe it.
27:07I don't believe it.
27:10And this is my friend, right?
27:12This is March, right?
27:14What are you celebrating from graduation?
27:17Fire Month.
27:18Fire Prevention Month, right?
27:21You're always playing with me.
27:23Yes, ma'am.
27:25That's why our question to you, Tecla,
27:27why are you having a hot tea?
27:29No, no, no, no, no.
27:32It's not a hot tea.
27:36It's not a hot tea.
27:38It's not a hot tea.
27:39I don't know.
27:42It's good.
27:44It's good.
27:44When I enjoy it.
27:46You know,
27:48not for anything else.
27:50When people
27:52across demographics,
27:55it's hard,
27:56and different geography,
27:59even if you're in a place,
28:01a hot tea,
28:03I think it goes to everyone
28:04in public service.
28:05But as far as I'm concerned,
28:08my battery,
28:09when people would approach and say,
28:12thank you.
28:14That's what I thought
28:16that I would give to me.
28:20Natural.
28:21That's it.
28:22It's a service, right?
28:24Great.
28:25Yorme, thank you so much.
28:27Thank you so much.
28:27We are really dying inside to hold you.
28:31I'm really hungry.
28:32I don't know.
28:34I don't know.
28:34What's that?
28:35I'll give it to Yorme.
28:37Yorme.
28:37Yorme,
28:38I'll give it to my friend.
28:39I'll give it to my family.
28:42No.
28:43I'll give it to Yorme.
28:44Sorry.
28:45That's how we're here at Yorme.
28:48It's so big.
28:50You know the Pandilimon?
28:53Oh, yes.
28:54You remember the Pandilimon?
28:56Monay is a partner.
28:57Monay is a big one.
28:58Yes, of course.
28:59It's the Pandilimon.
29:00It's the Pandilimon.
29:01It's the...
29:02Oh, yes.
29:02And we really forgot our souvenirs
29:04to our guests.
29:05So, of course,
29:07what's your name, Yorme?
29:08Yorme, why?
29:09Wait.
29:10That's the truth.
29:11Okay.
29:12What's the difference?
29:12That or this?
29:13Okay.
29:16Okay.
29:16Okay.
29:17Let's go.
29:19Who's the most important to Yorme?
29:20Wait.
29:21Let's go.
29:24Gee,
29:25your hair smells terrific.
29:26Yeah.
29:28It's so cold.
29:28It's cold.
29:29It's cold.
29:30It's cold.
29:30It's cold.
29:32What's cold?
29:35I don't know.
29:36I've been working for 10 years.
29:40But Yorme,
29:41that's what we really want to give you
29:42is a souvenir from your wife.
29:44T-Bats.
29:46Ayan.
29:47Ayan.
29:47It's cold.
29:48Diba?
29:48Kasi nagko-collect si Yorme
29:50ng mga sombrero.
29:52Ito,
29:53bigay ng Admiral.
29:55Ayan nga sa'yo.
29:57Wow.
29:59Ito,
30:00Fire Brigade.
30:01Ito,
30:02NCR.com.
30:04Yan naman yung Intel.
30:06Tapos,
30:06ito,
30:06bigay sa akin ng Pilipini.
30:08Barko natin yan,
30:09pandigma.
30:09So,
30:10pagbalik natin dito,
30:10makikita natin yung sombrero ng T-Bats.
30:13Diyan.
30:13Wow.
30:14Hindi na,
30:15hindi na pagbalik.
30:16Ay, lalagulitan lang doon!
30:19Hindi alam ni Yorme na joke lang yung sinigil natin.
30:22Dahil mahilig kayo sa Korean.
30:23It's Korean.
30:24It's Korean.
30:29Ayan.
30:31Thank you pa na pang natin!
30:33Yorme Isco Moreno!
30:36Ayan ha!
30:37At sa ating pagbabalik na kumakaka T-Bats on the Go,
30:39babalik din si Kelvin,
30:41di ba?
30:42Siyempre dahil meron tayong challenge para sa kanya.
30:45Nandito lang yan sa,
30:47T-Bats on the Go!
30:49At siyempre,
30:50Happy Birthday Nagbas Yorme!
30:54Malaki na birthday niya.
30:55October.
30:56October 24.
31:00October 24 na yan.
31:02Okay.
31:03Apangali yan.
31:05Ay pinabibigay sa Yorme.
31:06Yes! Ano yun, friend?
31:08Guess what?
31:08Ano yun?
31:09Tadam!
31:10Oh my gosh!
31:11What's that?
31:12Ako, tingnan mo.
31:13Ang pao! Ang pao!
31:14Oh my gosh!
31:16Oo naman!
31:16Go ahead, my friend!
31:17Sige, hangat mo na!
31:18Ay!
31:19Patingin!
31:21Excuse me, pasingit lang!
31:23Remind lang kita
31:23na mag-subscribe sa Yulol.
31:25And don't forget,
31:26one click lang yan.
31:34Yeah, we are so back!
31:36At siyempre, kasama pa rin po natin
31:37si Adamus ng Encantania Chronicles,
31:39Sangre,
31:39Mr. Kelvin Miranda!
31:42Ayan!
31:42Nakatampo nga kayo,
31:43dahil hindi nyo sinama sa oblo kay Yorme.
31:46Ano ka ba?
31:46Don't worry!
31:47Dahil may ipinabibigay sa Yorme.
31:50Yes! Ano yun, friend?
31:50Guess what?
31:51Ano yun?
31:52Tara!
31:53Oh my gosh!
31:54What's that?
31:55Ako, tingnan mo!
31:56Ang pao!
31:57Ang pao!
31:57Oh my gosh!
31:59Oo naman!
31:59Go ahead, my friend!
32:00Sige, hangat mo na!
32:02Patingin!
32:04Kelvin, patingin!
32:06Thank you!
32:07Ganit kay Yorme yan!
32:08Patingin, friend!
32:10Sige lang!
32:10Patingin lang, friend!
32:14Patingin!
32:15Gusto nyo mo makita!
32:17Gusto nyo na makita!
32:20Gusto nyo na makita!
32:20Gusto makita ng lahat!
32:21Go, Kelvin!
32:23Ipakita na!
32:24Okay!
32:25Sige, ayaw muna ipakita ni Kelvin,
32:26pero kung gusto nyo pong malaman
32:27kung ano nga ba yung picture
32:29na nasa kabay ni Kelvin,
32:31na ba mag-comment na po kayo down below
32:33sa Facebook ko yan sa YouTube
32:34at is-send namin sa inyo agad-agad kung ano yun.
32:36Tama ba ba?
32:37And bago tayo magtapos!
32:39Huwag kayo mag-comment!
32:40May challenge muna tayo kay Kelvin!
32:42Ah, yes!
32:43Ay!
32:44Hindi ko nyo mapakita, Fredo!
32:45Itatago ko!
32:46Huwag!
32:47Nakikinig ba kayo sa akin?
32:48Ay, hindi ba!
32:50Ito ang challenge namin for you, Kelvin!
32:52Kailangan mo mag-belta ng mangga
32:54worth 500 pesos!
32:56Ready ka na?
32:57Siyempre!
32:58Ready ka na?
32:59O!
32:59Dahil ready ka na!
33:00Go ahead!
33:01Punta ka na!
33:01Hi, guys!
33:02See you!
33:03Hi, Fredo!
33:05Grabe!
33:06Diba?
33:08Magandang araw sa'yo, Kuya.
33:10Anong pangalan mo?
33:11Johnny De La Cruz.
33:12Johnny De La Cruz.
33:14Ah, ilang taon ka na nagtitinda ng mangga, Kuya?
33:17Fifteen.
33:18Sa isang araw ba, Kuya, Johnny?
33:21Tanong ko lang,
33:23mankano yung kinikita mo sa isang araw?
33:25Mga kaibayan dito.
33:27Pagkano ba ang isa sa isang cup na?
33:29Fifteen.
33:30Naka pa, fifty pieces ka.
33:31Sige, Kuya.
33:32Sa abot ng makakaya ko,
33:34tutulungan ka na ngayon magpwenta.
33:35Okay pa sa'yo?
33:36Okay lang.
33:37Ayan.
33:38Ma'am!
33:38Bili kayo, Ma'am!
33:41Diyo!
33:41Naman!
33:42Talaga naman!
33:43Siyempre!
33:44Nakakaya sa na tayo!
33:46Ma'am!
33:46Ma'am!
33:46Bili na, Ma'am!
33:47Sige na, Ma'am!
33:49Ano ba gusto mong asin na bago?
33:52Asin lang!
33:53Ayaw mo nang bago!
33:56Naka-aagad na tayo!
33:57Wala!
33:57Talawa naka-aagad po!
33:59Ma'am!
33:59Hindi na din mo!
34:0150 pesos isa, Ma'am!
34:03Asin o bago?
34:05Ako?
34:06Lampo!
34:06Sige!
34:08Dahil dyan!
34:09Ito muna siya!
34:12Oye, Ma'am!
34:13Ito siya, Ma'am!
34:14Bago o asin!
34:16Oye, bago o asin ayaw mo!
34:19Twenty twenty!
34:20Sige, dalawa!
34:21Thank you, Ma'am!
34:22Thank you, Ma'am!
34:23Ito!
34:24Nakailan na tayo, Kuya!
34:25Tatlo, Kuya!
34:26Nakatatlo na tayo!
34:27Mawa kami tatlo, Kuya!
34:29O, meron pa isa!
34:31Ilan?
34:32Isa lang!
34:33Kuya, peso ko eh!
34:35Na, 50!
34:35Okay!
34:37Kasi lang!
34:38Hindi mo!
34:39Two pesos mo!
34:39Walang stick!
34:40Ano ni siya mabago?
34:43Bago to, Ma'am!
34:44Kaliluto lang yan!
34:46Oo!
34:46Kami nagluto niya!
34:47Ano to?
34:49Ayan!
34:50Ano?
34:51Stick!
34:52Ilan siya ba?
34:53O, okay!
34:54Ba-bye!
34:54Thank you!
34:56Thank you!
34:58Alright!
35:00Ma'am!
35:00Bili na kayo, Ma'am!
35:0250 pesos lang, Ma'am!
35:05Asin mo ba or bago?
35:0850 pesos lang!
35:0950 pesos!
35:11Oo!
35:12No problem!
35:15Ito!
35:16Ayan!
35:17Bago o!
35:18Thank you, Ma'am!
35:20Thank you!
35:21Happy birthday!
35:23Happy birthday!
35:24Happy birthday!
35:26Thank you!
35:26Bro, bibili na rin mo?
35:27Ayan!
35:28Blackout lang!
35:28Oo, sige!
35:29Bagong kasi!
35:31Kahitano!
35:31Kahitano, Tol!
35:33Nicole Blanco!
35:34Shoutout!
35:34Mag-enjoy mo dyan!
35:35Hindi nga!
35:37Baya!
35:38Bilahin natin!
35:38Ilan!
35:40Bilawa!
35:41Hilo!
35:44Bilahin mo kaya!
35:45Nakailan na tayo!
35:4650!
35:47Tom!
35:48Meron pa!
35:48Ito!
35:48Ito!
35:50Isa lang, Ma'am!
35:51Nakainin mo naman!
35:53Masyon ko na, Ma'am!
35:55Pinap na to!
35:55Pinap na to!
35:56Okay!
35:57Dalawa na lang po!
35:58Hen!
36:00Yon, Tol!
36:01Ano?
36:02Bagong asin?
36:03Bagong!
36:04Bagong!
36:05Susubuhan din kita, Tol!
36:06Sige!
36:08Susubuhan din kita, Idol!
36:10Susubuhan ko to siyo, Tol!
36:12Parang sa isang mga, Tol!
36:14Sa isang mga, Tol!
36:17Isa na lang, Tol!
36:18Thank you, man!
36:19Thank you, man!
36:21Kaya, may isa pa!
36:22Isa na lang!
36:24Buna mibili ka, Ma'am!
36:28Bagong ay asin!
36:30Ako!
36:31Thank you, Ma'am!
36:33Thank you, Ma'am!
36:35Thank you, Ma'am!
36:41Salamat!
36:42Oh, naman!
36:43Salamat!
36:44Ayun, Kuya Johnny!
36:46Kamusta ka naman?
36:47Masaya ako na nakapagbendo tayo ng sampu!
36:49Hindi ko'y nakala na,
36:51mapagbendo tayo ng ganun pabilis ngayong araw!
36:53Anong pakiramdam mo kaya na nakabendo tayo kahit kapaya na?
36:56Masaya!
36:57Masaya!
36:58Masaya!
36:58Masaya akong masaya kaya!
37:00Dahil dyan, meron kang
37:01T-Bats On The Go Cup!
37:04Ayun!
37:05Dahil dyan, Kuya!
37:05Okay lang ba yung suot ko, Kuya?
37:08Ayun!
37:09Ayun, Kuya!
37:10Maraming salamat ka, Johnny!
37:11At masaya ako isang narangalan na
37:14makatulong ako sa'yo ngayong araw!
37:16Kami!
37:16Kami!
37:17Ayun!
37:18Thank you very much, Kelvin!
37:19Thank you so much, Kelvin!
37:21Grabe!
37:21Nag-enjoy ka ba, my friend?
37:23Nag-enjoy ka?
37:23Oo naman!
37:23Grabe!
37:24Ibat-ibat!
37:25Samotsari talaga yung nakasalamuan
37:26Ayun!
37:27Saya-saya talaga ngayon!
37:29Oo!
37:29How about o, Jin?
37:30Baka nag-enjoy sila?
37:31Kayo ba?
37:32Nag-enjoy ba kayo?
37:33Yes!
37:34Yes!
37:36Ang importante nag-enjoy!
37:38At syempre,
37:39ayan na,
37:40enjoy niya sila!
37:41Oo!
37:42At bago tayo magtapot,
37:43salito na ang ating hugot of the week
37:44na maabasaan sa atin ni Sangre!
37:47Oo!
37:47Ito naman talaga to,
37:48dahil nabubukay tayo hindi para bumitaw at matalo.
37:51Ha?
37:52Nabubukay tayo para lumaban
37:54At
37:55At
37:56Manalo!
37:57Ay!
37:58Manalalo tayo dyan!
37:59Manalalo tayo dyan!
38:00Manalalo tayo dyan!
38:02Manalalo tayo dyan!
38:02Let's break!
38:03Abakan nyo po ko sana makamig pupunta
38:04para magsapog
38:05ng more tawa at more saya!
38:07Tama!
38:08Sama-samang kulitan!
38:09Sama-samang tawanan!
38:11Here!
38:11There!
38:12And everywhere!
38:12D-Bats on the go!
38:16More sa'ya!
38:16Yes!
38:23More tawa!
38:24More sa'ya!
38:25More tawa!
38:32More sa'ya!
38:33The server na tumawa
38:35The server sumaya
38:37The server's out
38:38Pagsama-sama
38:39Kaya halika na
38:41The server's out
38:41Kaya halika na tumawa
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